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Date: 03/21/09 06:11 PM

30 Responses to Dog Poops Out Money

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Link: Dog Poops Out Money - A CNN report about a woman who found most of her missing $400 in her dog`s droppings.
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    dlemaire Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Crappy way to find your money
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Dear treasury department, please exchange my caca bills for some fresh ones? I say she`s beat.
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    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    What... Why was there a news article about this?
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Finally they made a money dog
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    haha!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Whatever she tried to buy off me I`d be like "Nah that`s alright, you can have it free... your money`s no good here..."
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    "Crappy way to find your money"

    Pun intended.

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    I shall acquire this magical dog for my own dastardly purposes. And then I shall dissect it to determine the source of its mystical money-making ability and create my own soulless army of cash-crapping canines! WITH SCIENCE!!!
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    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Stop the presses! This dog just shat twenty bucks!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    I remember a while ago watching a program on some company that could salvage your money if it was all broken up and damaged.
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Aw, I was going to say good on him for not chewing it, but I guess that would be practically impossible to swallow $400 whole.

    If only all animals crapped money, the world would be a better place. Better, but gross.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    "She would`ve never thought that she would get back more money than she bargained for."
    "Personal ATM"
    "The meal was worth every penny"
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Horrible, horrible puns..
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    This is an example of what one could call a "slow news day"
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    Must be a slow news day.
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    damn, loofah beat me to it.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    This seemed like a a local news story with all the retarded puns.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    It`s the New, New Stimulus Package?
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    You know, I lost about $20 the other day. Maybe I should ask my dog...?
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    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    This may very well be the absolute dumbest news report that I`ve ever seen.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Talk about dirty money.
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    apophisjon Male 18-29
    54 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    Dogs are apparently so stupid they think money is food. even when you simplify it, how does a dog figure that chunks of paper = food! goddamn dogs are retarded.

    Cats FTW!

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    Glowy Male 18-29
    354 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Cats eat hair.
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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 1:20 am
    "This may very well be the absolute dumbest news report that I`ve ever seen."

    I agree completely. Those people probably made their dog eat money so they could get on the news. And now they have money covered in sh it. that money better never get back into circulation, I don`t ever want to touch it!

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:21 am
    I`ve seen dogs ate toilet paper, Yeah I thought it was weird too. So it is possible.

    Money is some of the dirtiest stuff we ever touch, Just remember to wash your hands.

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    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 8:07 am
    That`s why I have a cat.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Cats FTW? At least dogs dropping are solid. If a cat ate your money, you certainly wouldn`t be able to put the pieces back together.
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:19 am
    My kitty knows all too well not to touch mommy`s hooker and drug money, why yes she does.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    I`d be so pissed at that dog.

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