Dog Poops Out Money

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

A CNN report about a woman who found most of her missing $400 in her dog"s droppings.
There are 30 comments:
Female 4,028
I`d be so pissed at that dog.
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Female 761
My kitty knows all too well not to touch mommy`s hooker and drug money, why yes she does.
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Male 3,425
Cats FTW? At least dogs dropping are solid. If a cat ate your money, you certainly wouldn`t be able to put the pieces back together.
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Male 949
That`s why I have a cat.
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Male 17,512
I`ve seen dogs ate toilet paper, Yeah I thought it was weird too. So it is possible.

Money is some of the dirtiest stuff we ever touch, Just remember to wash your hands.

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Female 360
"This may very well be the absolute dumbest news report that I`ve ever seen."

I agree completely. Those people probably made their dog eat money so they could get on the news. And now they have money covered in sh it. that money better never get back into circulation, I don`t ever want to touch it!

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Male 354
Cats eat hair.
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Male 54
Dogs are apparently so stupid they think money is food. even when you simplify it, how does a dog figure that chunks of paper = food! goddamn dogs are retarded.

Cats FTW!

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Male 2,050
Talk about dirty money.
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Male 229
This may very well be the absolute dumbest news report that I`ve ever seen.
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Female 2,064
You know, I lost about $20 the other day. Maybe I should ask my dog...?
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Male 8,302
It`s the New, New Stimulus Package?
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Male 1,788
This seemed like a a local news story with all the retarded puns.
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Male 2,788
damn, loofah beat me to it.
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Male 2,788
Must be a slow news day.
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Male 3,301
This is an example of what one could call a "slow news day"
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Male 2,788
Horrible, horrible puns..
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Male 2,788
"She would`ve never thought that she would get back more [stinkin`] money than she bargained for."
"Personal ATM"
"The meal was worth every penny"
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Female 1,677
Aw, I was going to say good on him for not chewing it, but I guess that would be practically impossible to swallow $400 whole.

If only all animals crapped money, the world would be a better place. Better, but gross.

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Female 15,763
I remember a while ago watching a program on some company that could salvage your money if it was all broken up and damaged.
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Female 665
Stop the presses! This dog just shat twenty bucks!
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Male 3,014
I shall acquire this magical dog for my own dastardly purposes. And then I shall dissect it to determine the source of its mystical money-making ability and create my own soulless army of cash-crapping canines! WITH SCIENCE!!!
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Male 907
"Crappy way to find your money"

Pun intended.

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Male 8,302
Whatever she tried to buy off me I`d be like "Nah that`s alright, you can have it free... your money`s no good here..."
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Male 1,140
haha!
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Male 430
Finally they made a money dog
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Male 602
What... Why was there a news article about this?
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Male 307
Dear treasury department, please exchange my caca bills for some fresh ones? I say she`s beat.
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Male 27
Crappy way to find your money
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Male 19,854
Link: Dog Poops Out Money [Rate Link] - A CNN report about a woman who found most of her missing $400 in her dog`s droppings.
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