Deleted ``Twilight`` Sex Scene

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904237

Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she"s into butt secks. [Some NSFW language.]
There are 40 comments:
Female 195
haahah that was funny
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Male 15
`Cause my friend heather`s coming over and she`s into some REALLY KINKY poo!" lmao!

I hate twilight SOOOO much lol

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Female 735
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 268
wow they found some pretty decent look-a-likes... I mean, at least if they were gonna be repulsive, they looked good doing it.
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Female 109
"we must explore eachother... naturally"
Ahaha He was so desperate it was funny
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Male 1,244
"I guess we`re just gonna have to put on a one man show...
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Male 680
I probably wouldn`t be surprised if this was in the ACTUAL movie.
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Female 511
Ugh, that was painful to watch. Collegehumor is really slacking on quality now. They used to be pretty consistently funny. Now they`re turning into atom films. That`s sad.
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Male 985
"Is that a camera?"
"Oh sheet"
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Male 2,748
ha, i thought it was funny, especially his reaction to the condom.
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Female 298
stay back you over rated movie rip off demon!
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Female 1,082
boring, not funny. reminds me of why i hate twilight.
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Male 2,440
Twilight... *twitchy eye*

o_0

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Female 4,028
This short clip, as stupid as it was, was probably better than the entire movie based off that crap.
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Male 3,255
collegehumor.com

Just as worthless and stupid as atom.com, but with the extra added bonus of the teenager mindset. Absolute garbage.

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Female 15,763
Is it weird that the first thing I thought was Twilight ZONE?
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Female 1,436
Well, the video was slightly funny.

I fell out of my chair laughing at:

LoofahBoy - you poor soul. . .
AND
_Perfection_:

"You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off..."

You people crack me up - to the fullest extent possible. :-)

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Female 9,402
"twilight sucks assssss"

Thank you, banana, I feel better about myself now that I not the only girl that hates twilight.

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Male 906
simsim23

*The More You Know*

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Male 363
lolololol you okay wit doggy style.
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Female 1,427
"why would you need a condom for butt sex"

Because just like vaginal sex, you can get STD`s from someone through anal sex without a condom.

So you don`t sleep with people you hardly know without a condom. Doesn`t matter what hole.

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Male 1,627
what you need is lube
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Male 1,627
why would you need a condom for butt sex
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Female 1,401
twilight sucks assssss
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Male 25,416
Sounds Crazy enough to work, gigidy!
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Male 1,086
Lol, he kept contradicting himself.. = /
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Male 1,140
lol "keep it rolling pat"
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Female 5,139
lol at the condom part...

wait a second, hes just an ordinary guy...wants buttsecks and without a condom!..hmmm

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Female 2,064
Wow. Not much else I can say but wow.
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Female 390
"You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off..."

Nah it was more of a continuous `off`.

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Male 1,072
rofl that was funny she is like proper confused
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Male 145
Now I see why all those girls are in love with Edward. He`s so suave.
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Male 914
ha, this always works with me...
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Male 1,788
"Lmaooo!"

You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off...

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Male 1,788
Hahaha! I`m not going to wear a condom. But I have one right here. HISS!!!
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Female 390
Lmaooo!
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Male 3,301
Believe me, I tried. I saw, I didn`t came, I chafed.
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Male 817
Or can you?!?!?!?!
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Male 3,301
What the hell? I can`t masturbate to this.
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Male 19,868
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