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Date: 03/31/09 09:41 AM

40 Responses to Deleted “Twilight“ Sex Scene

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Link: Deleted ``Twilight`` Sex Scene - Vampires and mortals are forbidden from making love. Unless she`s into butt secks.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:45 am
    What the hell? I can`t masturbate to this.
  3. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Or can you?!?!?!?!
  4. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Believe me, I tried. I saw, I didn`t came, I chafed.
  5. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Lmaooo!
  6. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Hahaha! I`m not going to wear a condom. But I have one right here. HISS!!!
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:33 am
    "Lmaooo!"

    You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off...

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    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:36 am
    ha, this always works with me...
  9. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Now I see why all those girls are in love with Edward. He`s so suave.
  10. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    rofl that was funny she is like proper confused
  11. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    "You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off..."

    Nah it was more of a continuous `off`.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Wow. Not much else I can say but wow.
  13. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    lol at the condom part...

    wait a second, hes just an ordinary guy...wants buttsecks and without a condom!..hmmm

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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    lol "keep it rolling pat"
  15. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Lol, he kept contradicting himself.. = /
  16. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Sounds Crazy enough to work, gigidy!
  17. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    twilight sucks assssss
  18. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    why would you need a condom for butt sex
  19. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    what you need is lube
  20. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    "why would you need a condom for butt sex"

    Because just like vaginal sex, you can get STD`s from someone through anal sex without a condom.

    So you don`t sleep with people you hardly know without a condom. Doesn`t matter what hole.

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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    lolololol you okay wit doggy style.
  22. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    simsim23

    *The More You Know*

  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9238 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    "twilight sucks assssss"

    Thank you, banana, I feel better about myself now that I not the only girl that hates twilight.

  24. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Well, the video was slightly funny.

    I fell out of my chair laughing at:

    LoofahBoy - you poor soul. . .
    AND
    _Perfection_:

    "You must be in a big empty room huh? Laughing my ass off....off...off..."

    You people crack me up - to the fullest extent possible. :-)

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Is it weird that the first thing I thought was Twilight ZONE?
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    collegehumor.com

    Just as worthless and stupid as atom.com, but with the extra added bonus of the teenager mindset. Absolute garbage.

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    This short clip, as stupid as it was, was probably better than the entire movie based off that crap.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Twilight... *twitchy eye*

    o_0

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    boring, not funny. reminds me of why i hate twilight.
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    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    stay back you over rated movie rip off demon!
  31. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    ha, i thought it was funny, especially his reaction to the condom.
  32. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    March 31, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    "Is that a camera?"
    "Oh sheet"
  33. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 1:18 am
    Ugh, that was painful to watch. Collegehumor is really slacking on quality now. They used to be pretty consistently funny. Now they`re turning into atom films. That`s sad.
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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:51 am
    I probably wouldn`t be surprised if this was in the ACTUAL movie.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 7:17 am
    "I guess we`re just gonna have to put on a one man show...
  36. Profile photo of cakeeey
    cakeeey Female 13-17
    109 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 9:50 am
    "we must explore eachother... naturally"
    Ahaha He was so desperate it was funny
  37. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    wow they found some pretty decent look-a-likes... I mean, at least if they were gonna be repulsive, they looked good doing it.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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    Lukanian-7 Male 13-17
    15 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:23 am
    `Cause my friend heather`s coming over and she`s into some REALLY KINKY poo!" lmao!

    I hate twilight SOOOO much lol

  40. Profile photo of YUP_IM_BORED
    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 21, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    haahah that was funny

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