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Date: 03/24/09 09:11 AM

53 Responses to Deathbed Confession Failure

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Link: Deathbed Confession Failure - True news article: If you`re going to confess to a murder on your deathbed, there`s one thing you can`t do...
  2. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Im sorry, i missed the point. Meh. Old man, Killed someone ages ago. big whoop. solve a real mystery, like why the hell America still is at war with the middle east, and your losing.
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Live?
  4. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:19 am
    "I... I`m dying... I have to get this off my chest... I killed a man..."
    "Sir, I have great news for you! You`re going to get better!"
    "Aww crap... I was just kidding?"
  5. Profile photo of Ivo87
    Ivo87 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:19 am
    "there`s one thing you can`t do..."

    and what`s that?

  6. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:24 am
    ""there`s one thing you can`t do..."

    and what`s that?"

    Get off your deathbed ever again.

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    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Yawn.
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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:41 am
    I don`t get it
  9. Profile photo of Thryonn
    Thryonn Male 30-39
    86 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:45 am
    There was no point.
    That was terrible.
  10. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:51 am
    totally made me not bored anymore.
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    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:52 am
    BOOORRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG
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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    534 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:53 am
    "...like why the hell America still is at war with the middle east, and your losing."

    What about my losing?

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    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Yeah I really didn`t get the point outside of the fact some guy wanted to confess to a murder because he found god or something like that.
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    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:10 am
    i thought this was going to be more, like a man thinking he`s having a heart attack confessing to a murder but finding out its only gas
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    Litheran Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Lame
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    mystreT Male 30-39
    332 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Morteyur...YOUR grammar skills lend a tremendous amount for credibility to YOUR argument. YOU`RE in need of remedial English 101. It`s a good class but no credits will be given.
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    simplename9 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:56 am
    How...How is this funny?
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 10:58 am
    ...
    `kay
  19. Profile photo of brownsugar3
    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:23 am
    what did i just watch????
  20. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Boring.
  21. Profile photo of Jimmis
    Jimmis Male 13-17
    28 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:45 am
    This is listed under the funny category?
  22. Profile photo of healingcloud
    healingcloud Male 13-17
    97 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Who ever posted this = FAIL for not being funny
  23. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:56 am
    don`t get it? What can`t you do?
  24. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:59 am
    This is crap. Post better or I`ll annihilate you.
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Okay, I`ll explain it. They guy had a stroke. He thought he was dying. He made what he thought was a deathbed confession to a murder he committed some 30 years ago. Then he didn`t die. Now he`s facing a murder rap and spending the rest of his life in prison. His wife is probably in trouble too, (which she would have been regardless of whether he died).

    The moral: don`t make a deathbed confession and then live.

    This may not be the funniest post, but it`s an EPIC fail!

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    This isn`t the Onion? A minister that wears overalls, a bubbly killer named Dot, sounds like a movie on Lifetime.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    well, at least the truth cam eout eventually.
  28. Profile photo of ProBo
    ProBo Male 18-29
    42 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    That guy at the end reminded me of someone.. mkay?
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    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    YAWN
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    ...Wow. I can`t believe this is real.

    Famous not-so-last words?

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Better late than never...
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    Man, that is so weird. No Christians that I know of have ever done anything wrong; how could these people, who had dedicated their lives to the Lord, have done something so horrible?

    Oh, wait, right. Hitler. Forgot about him.

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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    did they forget to tell us he didn`t die? What a poor clip.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    "Oh, wait, right. Hitler. Forgot about him."

    i love you.

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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    "there`s one thing you can`t do..."

    screw your wife over in the process?

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    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    The idea that Hitler was a Christian is an urban legend. If you knew the history of the era, you would know that under Hitler, the Nazis tried to reinstate the Norse religion as the official religion of Germany.
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    CDEEU Male 18-29
    18 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    This is a little off topic but I have seen posts from several Australians lately talking crap about America`s involvement in the Middle East. Last time I was there, I seem to remember seeing plenty of Australian troops; so get off it.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    since when did hitler and iraq belong in he comments of this clip?

    Well if thats case... This clip sooo reminds me of Peter Rabbit and Octo-mum! Hooray!

    also, make sure youre going to die before confessing to a murder *facepalms*

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    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    "The idea that Hitler was a Christian is an urban legend. If you knew the history of the era, you would know that under Hitler, the Nazis tried to reinstate the Norse religion as the official religion of Germany."

    Where the drat was THAT in history class?

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    tro23 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    Rev Lawrence Guest, voice of Mr Mackie

    Mmmmm k

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 12:36 am
    > CDEEU
    > I have seen posts from several Australians lately talking crap about America`s involvement in the Middle East. Last time I was there, I seem to remember seeing plenty of Australian troops

    If you`d bothered to actually READ the posts, I think that`s exactly what they were saying - Aust was one of the original Coalition of the Willing, and is still there. As far as I know, no-one`s ever denied that, just said that its to our national shame that its the case.

  42. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 2:51 am
    To be honest, Hitlers genocide could be blamed more on his belief in Evolution than on his belief in Christ.

    Not that many on this site will ever accept that while it stops them taking a cheap shot at Christianity.

    Also, you`re forgetting:
    If Hitler was an Atheist, he still would have needed to pretend to be Christian to garner support in 1920s Germany. In private he called Christianity a "Disease" that was "to be eradicated".

    Hmmm... seems like Hitler has more in common with a lot of IABers than the average Christian.

  43. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 5:52 am
    "To be honest, Hitlers genocide could be blamed more on his belief in Evolution than on his belief in Christ.
    Not that many on this site will ever accept that while it stops them taking a cheap shot at Christianity.

    Also, you`re forgetting:
    If Hitler was an Atheist, he still would have needed to pretend to be Christian to garner support in 1920s Germany. In private he called Christianity a "Disease" that was "to be eradicated".

    Hmmm... seems like Hitler has more in common with a lot of IABers than the average Christian."

    Yes, Hitler`s BELIEF in evolution. His misrepresented idea that a master race could be bred selectively.

    You`re not just tarring science with the Nazi brush, you`re also throwing in religion and the past 15,000 years of humans breeding and domesticating other animals for our own purposes.

    Argument ad Hitlerum, classic fallacy.

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    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Looks like the trailer for a Coen Brothers` Movie
  45. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 7:20 am
    KMeTG.
    You have a problem with me bringing up Hitler?

    Well you have a point, it is a fallacy, I guess I`m guilty of Godwin`s law becau...

    Oh no, wait, I didn`t. I was merely responding to someone who did, now go bitch at them. Why me? Because you`re a hypocrite. You don`t give a poo about any of my argument, or how bad or good it was, what matters to you is the conclusion.

    If it disagrees with you, you`ll attack it. So what value does anything you`ll ever say in your life have to anyone?

    Go tell the person who agrees with you, that he made the classic fallacy. Give him poo for it. When you`ve done that, I`ll have the tiniest portion of respect for you.

    (P.S. Stop bringing up Hitler, it`s a fallacy).

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    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 7:22 am
    His wife will be in trouble now
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    BaleZur Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 7:28 am
    congrats, I have to stand up or evolution again. Thanks!

    Hitler was not evil because of evolution any more than the Crusades were good because the (then modern) church said it was a holy act.

    Drop the "evolution = hitler = evil" rule of transitivity crap.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I agee with evolution, I don`t think it`s evil... but thanks for the congratulations...

    I was pointing out that "Catholic = hitler = evil" is stupid, by giving you the EXACT SAME argument with evolution. "evolution = hitler = evil"

    Yet for some reason, I`m going to go with an IQ in the single digits, you cannot seem to grasp that arguments, when wrong, badly put together, illogical, and fallacious, remain so even when they prop up a point you agree with.

    Stop using the bad arguments, and I`ll stop pointing them out to you.

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    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    ok wtf uhm what cant u do his vid says nothing to me
  50. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    so, we do realize that this was some dying guy outing his wife in a murder, and not a pseudo-intellectual rant about German Dictators and religion, right?

    yet I guess those "informed" individuals(have seen a couple Nazi specials on the History Channel) need a forum to speak their mind.

  51. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 12:30 am
    Dude, I never said you brought up Hitler, I just took contention with what you said about most IABers being like Hitler.

    Yes dammit, if I disagree with it enough then I will attack it, it`s a forum and if it`s my viewpoint that another person is wrong then I have every right to have my say.

    I have absolutely no idea about Hitler`s religious ideology, besides the obvious anti-Semitism. As far as I can tell, he was raised a Catholic but his adult years are a mystery. I`m not about to argue either side because I don`t know myself.

    I`ll happily take whatever shots I like at Christianity and all religions because they`re all equally ridiculous. Likening people like me to Hitler because of it was your fallacy, and that`s why I`m giving you poo about it.

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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Ever notice how murderers are always "religious" people?
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    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    March 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Youtube (in this case IAB) comment fight!!!!! :D

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