Deathbed Confession Failure

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

True news article: If you"re going to confess to a murder on your deathbed, there"s one thing you can"t do...
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Female 120
Youtube (in this case IAB) comment fight!!!!! :D
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Male 5,194
Ever notice how murderers are always "religious" people?
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Male 1,265
Dude, I never said you brought up Hitler, I just took contention with what you said about most IABers being like Hitler.

Yes dammit, if I disagree with it enough then I will attack it, it`s a forum and if it`s my viewpoint that another person is wrong then I have every right to have my say.

I have absolutely no idea about Hitler`s religious ideology, besides the obvious anti-Semitism. As far as I can tell, he was raised a Catholic but his adult years are a mystery. I`m not about to argue either side because I don`t know myself.

I`ll happily take whatever shots I like at Christianity and all religions because they`re all equally ridiculous. Likening people like me to Hitler because of it was your fallacy, and that`s why I`m giving you poo about it.

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Male 134
so, we do realize that this was some dying guy outing his wife in a murder, and not a pseudo-intellectual rant about German Dictators and religion, right?

yet I guess those "informed" individuals(have seen a couple Nazi specials on the History Channel) need a forum to speak their mind.

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Female 209
ok wtf uhm what cant u do his vid says nothing to me
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Male 4,546
I agee with evolution, I don`t think it`s evil... but thanks for the congratulations...

I was pointing out that "Catholic = hitler = evil" is stupid, by giving you the EXACT SAME argument with evolution. "evolution = hitler = evil"

Yet for some reason, I`m going to go with an IQ in the single digits, you cannot seem to grasp that arguments, when wrong, badly put together, illogical, and fallacious, remain so even when they prop up a point you agree with.

Stop using the bad arguments, and I`ll stop pointing them out to you.

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Male 21
congrats, I have to stand up or evolution again. Thanks!

Hitler was not evil because of evolution any more than the Crusades were good because the (then modern) church said it was a holy act.

Drop the "evolution = hitler = evil" rule of transitivity crap.

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Female 351
His wife will be in trouble now
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Male 4,546
KMeTG.
You have a problem with me bringing up Hitler?

Well you have a point, it is a fallacy, I guess I`m guilty of Godwin`s law becau...

Oh no, wait, I didn`t. I was merely responding to someone who did, now go bitch at them. Why me? Because you`re a hypocrite. You don`t give a poo about any of my argument, or how bad or good it was, what matters to you is the conclusion.

If it disagrees with you, you`ll attack it. So what value does anything you`ll ever say in your life have to anyone?

Go tell the person who agrees with you, that he made the classic fallacy. Give him poo for it. When you`ve done that, I`ll have the tiniest portion of respect for you.

(P.S. Stop bringing up Hitler, it`s a fallacy).

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Male 134
Looks like the trailer for a Coen Brothers` Movie
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Male 1,265
"To be honest, Hitlers genocide could be blamed more on his belief in Evolution than on his belief in Christ.
Not that many on this site will ever accept that while it stops them taking a cheap shot at Christianity.

Also, you`re forgetting:
If Hitler was an Atheist, he still would have needed to pretend to be Christian to garner support in 1920s Germany. In private he called Christianity a "Disease" that was "to be eradicated".

Hmmm... seems like Hitler has more in common with a lot of IABers than the average Christian."

Yes, Hitler`s BELIEF in evolution. His misrepresented idea that a master race could be bred selectively.

You`re not just tarring science with the Nazi brush, you`re also throwing in religion and the past 15,000 years of humans breeding and domesticating other animals for our own purposes.

Argument ad Hitlerum, classic fallacy.

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Male 4,546
To be honest, Hitlers genocide could be blamed more on his belief in Evolution than on his belief in Christ.

Not that many on this site will ever accept that while it stops them taking a cheap shot at Christianity.

Also, you`re forgetting:
If Hitler was an Atheist, he still would have needed to pretend to be Christian to garner support in 1920s Germany. In private he called Christianity a "Disease" that was "to be eradicated".

Hmmm... seems like Hitler has more in common with a lot of IABers than the average Christian.

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Male 8,300
> CDEEU
> I have seen posts from several Australians lately talking crap about America`s involvement in the Middle East. Last time I was there, I seem to remember seeing plenty of Australian troops

If you`d bothered to actually READ the posts, I think that`s exactly what they were saying - Aust was one of the original Coalition of the Willing, and is still there. As far as I know, no-one`s ever denied that, just said that its to our national shame that its the case.

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Male 29
Rev Lawrence Guest, voice of Mr Mackie

Mmmmm k

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Female 103
"The idea that Hitler was a Christian is an urban legend. If you knew the history of the era, you would know that under Hitler, the Nazis tried to reinstate the Norse religion as the official religion of Germany."

Where the drat was THAT in history class?

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Female 4,197
since when did hitler and iraq belong in he comments of this clip?

Well if thats case... This clip sooo reminds me of Peter Rabbit and Octo-mum! Hooray!

also, make sure youre going to die before confessing to a murder *facepalms*

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Male 18
This is a little off topic but I have seen posts from several Australians lately talking crap about America`s involvement in the Middle East. Last time I was there, I seem to remember seeing plenty of Australian troops; so get off it.
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Male 121
The idea that Hitler was a Christian is an urban legend. If you knew the history of the era, you would know that under Hitler, the Nazis tried to reinstate the Norse religion as the official religion of Germany.
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Male 814
"there`s one thing you can`t do..."

screw your wife over in the process?

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Male 4,793
"Oh, wait, right. Hitler. Forgot about him."

i love you.

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Male 959
did they forget to tell us he didn`t die? What a poor clip.
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Male 505
Man, that is so weird. No Christians that I know of have ever done anything wrong; how could these people, who had dedicated their lives to the Lord, have done something so horrible?

Oh, wait, right. Hitler. Forgot about him.

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Female 2,064
Better late than never...
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Female 15,763
...Wow. I can`t believe this is real.

Famous not-so-last words?

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Male 82
YAWN
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Male 42
That guy at the end reminded me of someone.. mkay?
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Female 1,653
well, at least the truth cam eout eventually.
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Male 1,365
This isn`t the Onion? A minister that wears overalls, a bubbly killer named Dot, sounds like a movie on Lifetime.
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Male 15,832
Okay, I`ll explain it. They guy had a stroke. He thought he was dying. He made what he thought was a deathbed confession to a murder he committed some 30 years ago. Then he didn`t die. Now he`s facing a murder rap and spending the rest of his life in prison. His wife is probably in trouble too, (which she would have been regardless of whether he died).

The moral: don`t make a deathbed confession and then live.

This may not be the funniest post, but it`s an EPIC fail!

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Male 10,440
This is crap. Post better or I`ll annihilate you.
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Female 250
don`t get it? What can`t you do?
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Male 97
Who ever posted this = FAIL for not being funny
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Male 28
This is listed under the funny category?
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Male 1,788
Boring.
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Male 306
what did i just watch????
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Female 1,269
...
`kay
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Male 51
How...How is this funny?
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Male 335
Morteyur...YOUR grammar skills lend a tremendous amount for credibility to YOUR argument. YOU`RE in need of remedial English 101. It`s a good class but no credits will be given.
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Male 51
Lame
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Male 106
i thought this was going to be more, like a man thinking he`s having a heart attack confessing to a murder but finding out its only gas
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Male 928
Yeah I really didn`t get the point outside of the fact some guy wanted to confess to a murder because he found god or something like that.
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Male 533
"...like why the hell America still is at war with the middle east, and your losing."

What about my losing?

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Male 438
BOOORRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG
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Male 740
totally made me not bored anymore.
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Male 86
There was no point.
That was terrible.
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Female 317
I don`t get it
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Male 375
Yawn.
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Male 599
""there`s one thing you can`t do..."

and what`s that?"

Get off your deathbed ever again.

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Male 41
"there`s one thing you can`t do..."

and what`s that?

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Male 599
"I... I`m dying... I have to get this off my chest... I killed a man..."
"Sir, I have great news for you! You`re going to get better!"
"Aww crap... I was just kidding?"
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Female 538
Live?
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Male 155
Im sorry, i missed the point. Meh. Old man, Killed someone ages ago. big whoop. solve a real mystery, like why the hell America still is at war with the middle east, and your losing.
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Male 20,899
Link: Deathbed Confession Failure [Rate Link] - True news article: If you`re going to confess to a murder on your deathbed, there`s one thing you can`t do...
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