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Category: Funny
Date: 03/19/09 06:45 PM

103 Responses to Clever Personal Ad [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Link: Clever Personal Ad - At least the guy`s honest.
  2. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    LOL clever man... wonder if he got many replies to it?
  3. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    heehee
  4. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    LOL.
  5. Profile photo of Kainonis
    Kainonis Male 18-29
    243 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    LOL
  6. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    wow old much?
  7. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    yeah it was funny the first time i saw it.
  8. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Wow, this is pretty much older than the internet. Still funny, though.
  9. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I saw this years ago. Still funny.
  10. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    old as poo
    but funny.
  11. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Ahh I remember the first time I saw this. I was halfway through downloading the photo when someone phoned my house and cut off the 56k! 20 minutes later though, I`d got back online and started the download again. Good times.
  12. Profile photo of Kinvara
    Kinvara Female 18-29
    59 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    ... Way too old. Sorry.
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    ha, old but clever and funny as always...
  14. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Older than the interwebs. Clever, but old.
  15. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Awesomely funny.
  16. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    never seen this before so... new!
  17. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Still funny.
  18. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Ha ha, that`s great. :D
  19. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    i saw this way back when i was a wee young lad. not funny anymore, i don`t think. it lost its touch.
  20. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    this is extremely old
  21. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Old as sin.
  22. Profile photo of BlooPikachu
    BlooPikachu Female 18-29
    346 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    Pretty sure I read this when I was 13.
  23. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    I was hoping it was this!
  24. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Haven`t seen this one, but the resume` one similar to this. Both good. ^_^
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    There is still people in the world who hasent seen this yet??
  26. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    holy poo even my grandmother shouted repost at this one
  27. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    That is awesome. Never seen it.
  28. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    aaaah still clever :)
  29. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    It`s old to some, new to me. Since its so old I wonder if he found his woman...
  30. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Oldie but a goody.
  31. Profile photo of Beebeegirl
    Beebeegirl Female 13-17
    81 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    wow i think this probably one of the first things i saw when i first got internet back in 1993....
  32. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    holy crap what time capsule did that image come out of?!
  33. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    One of the oldest jokes in the book. this one dates back to the 1970s.
  34. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    wow sooooooooooooo old
  35. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Older than Opiebreath.
  36. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Never seen it, genius.
  37. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1601 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    BRILLIANT!!
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:17 pm
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    Well thankyou all you killjoys below, *I`D* never seen it before and I`m the one who counts :-P
  40. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    This is the oldest thing since sliced rocks.
  41. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    I remember when I first saw this! 2 years ago!
  42. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    I`d never seen it, thank you I-A-B. What`s up with the this-is-old police. Who cares? Does it make you feel cool that you`ve already seen it? It just means you spend a lot more time in front of the computer than anyone else.
  43. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    This pleases my homosexual pallete
  44. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Haven`t seen this one in a long time, thanks for the flashback.
  45. Profile photo of spastically
    spastically Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    i love it/
  46. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    The absolute best.
  47. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Ugh...this thing pre-dates fire
  48. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Lulz
  49. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    repost
  50. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    Sooo funny! And sooo old!
  51. Profile photo of JoexBro
    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Though IAB your tag on the bottom should say "Atleast the girls honest" not guy
  52. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    yeah, didn`t i see this in like, 2002?
  53. Profile photo of mrsayao
    mrsayao Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    joe, you`re an idiot... u can see a glimpse of the word "Wanted"... but then again, could be a girl posting to a girl...
  54. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:54 am
    Probably seen it before, but who cares? It`s still awesome.
  55. Profile photo of orelion
    orelion Male 18-29
    9 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Haha, still funny!
  56. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:48 am
    shooot Timeless win.
  57. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:50 am
    i thought it was odd that line 3 ended with fuc-

    hehe i laughed still

  58. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Win! xD
  59. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:32 am
    probally didnt notice that this is actually on the front of a t-shirt... quite old
  60. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:14 am
    hahha, old, but still epic xD
  61. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:48 am
    Awesome
  62. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:49 am
    LOL
  63. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:57 am
    That`s ingenious, real ad or not. 4 stars!!! Ok, maybe only 3. We`ll see when I get there.
  64. Profile photo of musicizdbest
    musicizdbest Female 18-29
    8 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:39 am
    It may be old but I still appreciate the sentiment. i know if I saw that one morning I would probably be laughing all day
  65. Profile photo of clairesbored
    clairesbored Female 13-17
    72 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
    :)
  66. Profile photo of isawsparks
    isawsparks Female 30-39
    20 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:48 am
    I think this is older than me!
  67. Profile photo of rjmccrthy
    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:59 am
    Have not seen this in years. Great post.
  68. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:00 am
    its timeless funny, as it is old
  69. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:02 am
    haha it`s been i while since i saw this. never gets old
  70. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:05 am
    hahaha :->
  71. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:08 am
    I don`t understand :-(
  72. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:49 am
    You fail, GummyWurmz...
  73. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:57 am
    very very old but still amusing
  74. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:30 am
    hahaha epic
  75. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Isnt this a repost?
  76. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:44 am
    old but quite clever :)
  77. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Worth a chuckle.
  78. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:12 am
    And the news paper staff never thought, "Hey, it says to read lines 1, 3, and 5........maybe we should do that."
  79. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:29 am
    How old do we want to get now?
  80. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:41 am
    "Isnt this a repost?"

    Everything is a repost of a repost.

  81. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:08 am
    who cares if it`s old - it`s funny :)
  82. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    an oldie but a goodie
  83. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    If I wasn`t dating a woman just now, I would have been calling this bloke.
  84. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Everyone saying it doesn`t matter if it`s a repost:
    It sorta does. I intend to be entertained by this website, not see the old stuff that I`ve already seen dozens of times.
  85. Profile photo of Ace-G
    Ace-G Male 13-17
    103 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    "Everything is a repost of a repost. "

    God dammit. We aren`t 4chan.

  86. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Friday, March 20, 2009 1:04:05 PM
    Everyone saying it doesn`t matter if it`s a repost:
    It sorta does. I intend to be entertained by this website, not see the old stuff that I`ve already seen dozens of times.


    It`s a good thing the world doesn`t revolve around you. God forbid something be reposted that hundreds of others haven`t seen yet.

  87. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I`ve never seen this before. It is indeed clever and made me chuckle.

    But because it is apparently a repost, I`m not allowed to say that, it seems...

  88. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    clevah!
  89. Profile photo of EmoBabezxx
    EmoBabezxx Female 18-29
    7 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    ive seen this yesterday
  90. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    meh
  91. Profile photo of Lost_Nemmy
    Lost_Nemmy Male 18-29
    82 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Whore.
  92. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    i remember this from when i was like 12
  93. Profile photo of ross8179
    ross8179 Male 13-17
    54 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    I wonder how long it took somebody to make this? It looks like the words have to be in just the right place or it won`t work.
  94. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Keen observation there Ross. I don`t mean to be rude, but that`s kind of the whole point of the thing.
  95. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    suprisingly, ive never seen this before.
  96. Profile photo of Iambored153
    Iambored153 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Thats ingenious!
  97. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:36 am
    I`ve seen it.
  98. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:26 am
    im laughing more at supersmash and ross` comment
  99. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Ahahaha... I went down to read Super`s comment because of Dole, and actually lol`d.
  100. Profile photo of SweetSummer
    SweetSummer Female 18-29
    52 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    I`ve seen this before, but it`s still funny!
  101. Profile photo of insaneee
    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Really, really old.
  102. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Wow welcome to the interwebz.

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