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water gets chuck norris.
chuck norris can count from 0 to infinity..TWICE!
Chuck Norris` home has no corners, for only he can appreciate the pure supremenss of the round-house
Also I find it weird when I remember my grandma`s the same age as Chuck...
trick question, chuck norris IS god
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
When Chuck Norris jumps into a river, he doesn`t get wet... The water gets Chuck Norrised.
thats the best i got =P
Also, another testicle grew in its place, so he still has two attached to him..
AND an IQ!!!
He shares a birthday with Chuck freaking Norris!!!
Also his fanny pack is where he keeps the souls of all of his roundhouse victims.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he`d kick your ass.
chuck norris knows what scroll lock does
He`s at the top of his game
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? Yes, Chuck Norris can. Chuck Norris hears everything...
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken`s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Unless your joke just sucks :P
And your comprehension of Chuck Norris jokes FAILS you.
Google won`t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don`t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.
Run, before he finds youTry a different person
HES JUST KIDDING CHUCK!
(and in case he isn`t then his views don`t represent this website)
I actually have a book of 400 CN facts. Hey, don`t look at me like that, I was in a book shop - it was the most interesting thing there...
Nope, still here."
chuck norris is killing you from the inside
*checks self for any Chuck Norris related injuries*
Nope, still here.
What they did not show though was right after this clip ends, Chuck Norris turns this bear into a barbeque feast, a fur coat, a skull paper weight and fine bone tooth picks with only using his pinkies...
He died of alcoholism 14 years ago.
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
He called for a rematch.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
...with a hand consisting of: 2 of Clubs, 7 of Diamonds, Mr Bun the Baker, a `get out of jail free` card, and a passport photo of himself.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
Theres some things you can`t buy for everything else there`s chuck norris
chuck norris doesn`t sleep he waits
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t, you may be seconds away from death.
nice wrestling chuck :P