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Date: 03/12/09 06:50 PM

114 Responses to Best Car Commercial You`ll Never See On TV

  1. Profile photo of jayembee
    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Link: Best Car Commercial You`ll Never See On TV - Don`t you wish you could do this to all car snobs?
  2. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    March 12, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    I friggen love this commercial.
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    HAHAHA.

    Oh man, I love when car companies fight via their commercials. Though I was kinda hoping some guy would come riding along on an awesome bike and just like... flip them both off.

  4. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    That was awesome. :-D Loved it.
  5. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Oh. Wow. Well then.
  6. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    haha, man that was excellent :D and yeah i agree with opie. or a tank xD
  7. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    hahahhaha


    that was amazing

  8. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    f`n perfect.
  9. Profile photo of Gregger
    Gregger Male 18-29
    60 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    totally thought this was a toyota commercial :P
  10. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
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    March 12, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    omg!!!!

    That was soo drating funny!!!
    I was busting up so hard my parents came into my room....

    gawd that was funny...

  11. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    it made me lol. i actually expected him to key the snobs car though
  12. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    hahahahaha brilliant commercial for nissan, showing off the best of both worlds
  13. Profile photo of Braber01
    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Opie That would be the Perfect Ending to this AD
  14. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    lmao I totally want a nissan now XD
  15. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    When my Toyota matrix was in the shop, the car rental place gave me a Nissan Versa. Crappiest car I`ve ever driven - and that`s including my 1984 yellow Datsun stick shift. This crappy little Nissan could barely keep up with high way traffic (100 km/hr) and going up hills? Ugh - unless it was a very small grade, forget it. I had it pushed right to the floor to get up this hill near my place; whereas with my Matrix, I barely have to squeeze the pedal.

    Crappy Nissan. So glad I bought Toyota.

  16. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    damn. THAT was funny.
  17. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    hehe, almost brought tears to my eyes. LOL, dunno why but I totally lost it when he turned on the car afterwards.
  18. Profile photo of ninjanamedjt
    ninjanamedjt Male 13-17
    251 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    `twas glorious
  19. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    Euro Cars FTW
  20. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Aeladil: The point of this commercial was that Prius owners are non-nice individuals. Your story is as irrelevant as it is boring.
  21. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    ha
  22. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Only on a viral ad. This would NEVER pass the FCC for air in the US, that`s for damn sure.

    Funny as all hell though, I laughed out loud when he fired the first shot.

  23. Profile photo of Luistom
    Luistom Male 18-29
    133 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Best car commercial ever indeed.
  24. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Ha ha ha! That guy was shot to death.
  25. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    lol, the witness was funny.
  26. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    That is so epic. And I hate Prius`. Hate the drivers more.
  27. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I laughed when he shot the car.
  28. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    Hahaha, that was great.
  29. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    HAHA DEATH IS HILARIOUS
  30. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    March 12, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    I bet that kid in Germany who shot all those people yesterday would have gotten a kick out of this!
  31. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA. yup serves him right. jerkass.
  32. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    lol
  33. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    AIM FOR THE CROTCH!
  34. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    hahahahahaha thats beautiful... not something i would expect for tv either, very nice
  35. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    My friend`s just like the dead guy... Except he`s not dead
  36. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Brilliant advertising.
  37. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
    197 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Smart moving aiming below the belt. It is not considered attempted murder.
  38. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    LOL, quick
  39. Profile photo of whterabbit
    whterabbit Female 18-29
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    March 12, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    We all have a friend like this... and it sucks.
    I wish I could show him this. *sigh*
  40. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    "My car doesnt have a crow bar sticking out of it"
    "Wha-"
    Ram crowbar through winshield.
  41. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Why have a friend that indulges in such unadulterated douchebaggery? If you have a friend like this, do the right thing.

    Shoot him, than shoot his car.

    It`s for his own good.

  42. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    XD i saw that coming, but it was so amazing
  43. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    That was Hilarious. I would easily enjoy seeing this ad on TV all the time.
  44. Profile photo of Solid_Jake
    Solid_Jake Male 18-29
    97 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    That was good :P, but there was one problem that i noticed..he missed the nissan <_<
  45. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:06 am
    Took me by surprise, I expected:

    Hyundai: "My car has power windows."
    Toyota: "Oh, please, every car now needs-"
    *Brick flies through Prius*
    Hyundai: "Does your car have power windows?"

  46. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:17 am
    HAHA that is funny as
  47. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:23 am
    hhahahahahah omg, I love that.
  48. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Well I got a blowjob in my Hyundai last night.

    Yes, well my Toyota Prius comes with 4 free blowjobs with the purchase of only one. Now THAT`S economical.

  49. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 1:42 am
    Please don`t tell me this is a real advert? Jesus christ, do they show that on daytime TV, no wonder the US has so much gun crime... What do you think that kids think when they see that video. Rediculous
  50. Profile photo of Morteyur
    Morteyur Male 18-29
    155 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:36 am
    I like it.

    In the long run. Prius`s are actually doing more damage to the world than they are saving it.

    Electric, Petrol, Diesel Cars are all boned.

    Honda Clarity. Runs on ze water! Shame only LA or San Fran have a station that you can fill up at. But seriously...

  51. Profile photo of MadhatterVTR
    MadhatterVTR Male 18-29
    198 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:58 am
    Bataleon27, this is just a spoof. its not real, and has never been aired anywhere. If you had taken the time to read the description of the video you would have known that. And don`t even begin to think the US is the only place with a crime problem...
  52. Profile photo of Alexy_Walexy
    Alexy_Walexy Male 18-29
    27 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:06 am
    Yeah bataleon you look very stupid righht now.
    Leave opinions to the informed.
  53. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 3:34 am
    lol @ _Perfection_

  54. Profile photo of aussieguy29
    aussieguy29 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:00 am
    i would love it if this was a real ad.
  55. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:51 am
    "well my car isnt the main joke of an entire jeff dunham comedy central special"


    win

  56. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Love it!!!
  57. Profile photo of CAP9993
    CAP9993 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:55 am
    lol
  58. Profile photo of vandagirl
    vandagirl Female 18-29
    110 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:20 am
    I love how this is two posts and an advertisement above an open forum condemning gun violence.
  59. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:32 am
    ahaha, that`s awesome
  60. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:37 am
    "I love how this is two posts and an advertisement above an open forum condemning gun violence."

    Jeez, lighten up. Sensible, rational humans understand the difference between humor and tragedy.

  61. Profile photo of ESQUEIRO
    ESQUEIRO Male 30-39
    135 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 5:49 am
    rofl... best car commercial ever.

    the only thing the prius guy didn`t do was sniff his own fart, after he wafts it in a champagne glass.

  62. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:09 am
    The key words here CharlieA are Sensible and Rational. In which probably 10% of the population are neither. I would be a little upset if I were watching family programing and this came on TV while my 4 year old was in the room.

    Here is the real problem, parents are letting the TV, their peers, and Music raise there kids for them. We are starting a generation with no work ethic, no morals, and no appreciation for what they have. Yes, I laughed at it. But if you saw this on TV 25-30 years ago, it would not been funny. I would have been very disturbing.

    I`ll get off my soap box now.

  63. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:15 am
    lmao..good lord, ive never met anyone that arrogant, if i did i wouldn`t play his game..just tell him hes a twat and be done with it. lol
  64. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:29 am
    And then the rich snob with a porsche speeds by and flicks off all of you
  65. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Funny thing is, the snob guy is still driving a crappy car...
  66. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 6:33 am
    THINK ABOUT THE CYCLIST!!!
  67. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:09 am
    God, who keeps a gun in his car????????!!!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Those figures were grossly inaccurate. The `09 Prius has been completely redesigned, isn`t even out yet, and costs way more than that. The mpgs were nothing to boast about either...

    But I agree with Batmanners - the Prius is utter, utter crap. I could rant for quite some time about that smug-faced, slow-paced, overpriced, lying-because-a-diesel-is-more-economical pile of brown-rice horridness for quite a while. I`m glad the guy shot it, and that guy. How about next time we shoot those nickel batteries and gleefully watch the acid spew everywhere...

  69. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Hyundai or Toyota or Mercedes or Porsche...by the time they`re paid off they`re all worth $500. Buy a decent used one and let some other idiot eat up the depreciation.
  70. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 7:53 am
    That was great

  71. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:09 am
    HAHAHAHA Awesome.
  72. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:29 am
    hahahaha!
    that told him XD
  73. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Okay I seriously dont want to hang out with anybody who can consider this "funny" o.O
  74. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:58 am
    lol that was awesome
  75. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 9:34 am
    This is one of the few jokes that can be repeated over and over again without getting old.
  76. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 9:52 am
    did not see that coming!
  77. Profile photo of ColdChaos
    ColdChaos Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 10:09 am
    haha classic :)
  78. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 10:28 am
    lol thats a good commercial but it wouldn`t fly in the united states.
  79. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Giggle.
  80. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:44 am
    That was awesome!
  81. Profile photo of Dejablues
    Dejablues Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 11:48 am
    Nice, but too violent. Maybe a Tazer or a crowbar?
  82. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    didnt see it coming... that wouldnt fly here in brazil either
  83. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    did anyone cared to read the small letters on the end of the video? not a real commercial...
  84. Profile photo of KoolaidDylan
    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    I was really hoping for an American made car, chevy, ford or dodge, to drive up and kill them both.
  85. Profile photo of thenedman
    thenedman Male 18-29
    294 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    woohoo my car get`s 56 mpg on average and is petrol, the Prius sucks it does more dammage to the enviroment to make it then it will ever save by being a hybrid
  86. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    perfect! what is it, prius hating day?
  87. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    That should be a real commercial.
  88. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Andy Richter ftw.
  89. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    lol cool concept..
    actually works well for tv now-a-days
    so i say get it on the air.
  90. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    "The key words here CharlieA are Sensible and Rational. In which probably 10% of the population are neither. I would be a little upset if I were watching family programing and this came on TV while my 4 year old was in the room.
    Here is the real problem, parents are letting the TV, their peers, and Music raise there kids for them. We are starting a generation with no work ethic, no morals, and no appreciation for what they have. Yes, I laughed at it. But if you saw this on TV 25-30 years ago, it would not been funny. I would have been very disturbing.

    I`ll get off my soap box now."

    Seriuosly... Are people seriously this retarded? It`s a f`ing parody! Jesus Christ.

  91. Profile photo of corrine26
    corrine26 Female 18-29
    70 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    lol. Andy Richter from Late Night with Conan O`Brien! Are there really people who think this is a real commercial? wow.
  92. Profile photo of tjanator
    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Hah. I`d buy a car if they advertised like that.
  93. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Ah, how I miss Andy Richter Controls the Universe
  94. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    I love andy richter.
  95. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Ending was awesome.
  96. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    This commmercial made me sad :CCCCCCC
  97. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    LOL.
    Least his car doesn`t have bullet holes and parked next to a dead body. Ooh.

    "Nissan stay out of it" xD

  98. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    that was great
  99. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
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    March 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    LOLOL
  100. Profile photo of macabresoren
    macabresoren Female 18-29
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    March 13, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    I lol`d
  101. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 4:31 am
    *laughs*
  102. Profile photo of Faith13HF
    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 8:10 am
    B**** just got owned.
  103. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    March 14, 2009 at 8:39 am
    I was expecting to see Big Bill Hell`sused cars.
  104. Profile photo of Technikal
    Technikal Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 11:07 am
    I laughed. So hard.
  105. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    That was awesome
  106. Profile photo of ahkmou
    ahkmou Male 18-29
    94 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    that wuz a funny ending!!
  107. Profile photo of allnamesgone
    allnamesgone Male 13-17
    31 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    LOL! Remember kids, there`s only one way to solve your problems, With a bullet!
  108. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
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    March 14, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    I would have switched cars not shot his
  109. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    March 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Oh. I drive a green prius. I love those cars, they are great.
  110. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    March 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    "God, who keeps a gun in his car????????!!!!!!!"

    I do.

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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    March 14, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    isn`t that andy richter?
  112. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
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    March 17, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    hahahaha That was great
  113. Profile photo of PikoParty
    PikoParty Male 13-17
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    March 18, 2009 at 11:26 am
    "God, who keeps a gun in his car????????!!!!!!!"

    it comes standard with every 2009 Hyundai, that`s one feature the pwns the Nissan ^.^

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