Backflip Off Vending Machine Goes Wrong

Submitted by: eugenius 7 years ago Misc

But you knew it was going to go wrong, didn"t you.
There are 86 comments:
Male 59
note to guy: learn to do backflip before doing it off a vending machine
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Female 4,028
Oh, I bet that huuuuuurt.
My stomach hurt just watching it.
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Female 1,269
O.O
i went "ooh!" out loud!
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Male 25
he got a serious concussion, fractured 3 bones in his cheek, compound fracture in his knee and a tripod fracture in his foot......all in all i`d say it was worth it!
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Female 403
something definitely broke....
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Male 197
every time i watch these i watch it with teh volume off. someone always sums up the sound perfectly in the comments here at IAB
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Male 55
Lol, this is funny... till you see blood...
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Male 985
Was he snoaring?
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Female 859
ooo ouch... that will learn him.
haha CoffeeDiiva
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Male 778
Flameguin
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
16 Posts Monday, March 9, 2009 10:10:30 PM
"Good gravy ..."

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Don`t take it too much to heart, it`s still "cool" to bash on American and make fun of us. It used to be France, now it`s us.. just give it time, who knows`ll be next.. but it won`t be us!

As for the video; FFS he took it like a MAN. I say this was no foolish stunt... he was a german spy! Cyanide pill! He went out with style! He coulda just clenched his teeth and sucked on death- But no... No, he decided to jump up the vending machines, do a backflip and using the power of the concrete coming towards him at roughly 30mph would break that cyanide pill. Thus ensuring his death

Thats hardcore.

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Male 1,164
that crunch dug to my soul O.o
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Male 437
anyone wonder if this is fake?
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Female 165
Dead.


That what`s idiots do, they clean the gene pool out for us!

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Female 1,604
Well guess that is what you get for wearing knee high socks with shorts lmao.
Catx shuddup
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Male 55
"poor idiot. too many of them in america"
Good gravy. The world is full of idiots. As long as men in other countries haven`t surrendered their testosterone, they will be doing things like this. The video posted not long ago with the Russian guys running and jumping into the river while on fire is my case in point.
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Female 1,082
its funny until you see that his injuries are severe... i want to feel bad, but considering the stupidity of the activities which caused the injuries i just cant..
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Male 3,431
Dude are you alright? Seriously? What do you expect him to just, jump up and say Yeah man I feel great let`s go grab a happy meal? Seriously? He bounced his melon off of the ground and now he`s trying to breath through a broken nose while unconcious. He`s not alright. In fact, he`s probably got a concussion...if he`s Lucky.
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Male 26
... That wasn`t snoring that you heard. That was him not breathing well. He`s lucky that he`s not dead. drating moron.
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Male 189
poor idiot. too many of them in america
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Male 89
ha..ha..ha. i feel bad for laughing. and having watched it over and over again. but the sound was just too funny.
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Male 242
"Back flip of vending machine..."

That`s all I needed to see, because just seeing it posted on here is when I knew someone was getting creamed.

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Male 338
well i`ll just... then i just do a little... SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,436
Ahahahaha! My mouth dropped open the 2nd his feet left the top of the vending machine.

Sheesh - idiot. And he snores. He should be put on a canoe and set on fire.

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Male 1,244
Was he snoring?
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Male 476
broke his legs?
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Female 5,222
LMAO dude.. ow.. i heard like a "CRUNCH" they he totally knocked himself out.. insane >_<
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Male 2,199
was he snoring? lol
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Male 8,302
Oh Sh*t, is there an acronym like "LOL" for "Screamed `Oooh!!` Out Loud"? Perhaps "SOOL"? Cause I did it, twice, watching this. Feet took a bad hit, knees took a snapper, then face takes it flat. Wonder he wasn`t killed.

SOOL!!!

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Male 488
he deserves it. faggot
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Male 274
messy
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Male 387
Saw it on TV. Pretty old. He tried it a second time a few months after that (he got reeeeeally hurt) and he failed again (he got hurt even more) :P
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Female 70
nice muscle shirt, moron
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Male 23
did you see the blood coming out of his mouth?
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Male 1,178
im sure i heard his legs or kneecaps break
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Male 323
he wasnt snoring perfection, he was just blowing blood out of his nose and breathing out his mouth at the same time,.
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Male 2,125
Iz he DIED?!?! =D
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Male 298
r-word
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Female 288
that looked painful. idiot.
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Male 1,788
I don`t think you snore when you get knocked out.
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Female 209
ouch man got knocked out cold
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Male 76
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hes sleeeeeeeeping
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Male 422
lol my guess is he fell asleep in mid air
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Male 1,584
mmmm M&ms
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Female 2,672
hehehe y he dressd as rambo?
and why are his legs so damn skinny?
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Male 98
i think the reason hes snoring is when you get knocked out your muscles relax and snoring is caused my the relaxation of muscles in your throat
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Male 2,388
that sound was him taking in air after being winded and mixed with probably a broken nose this is knockout
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Male 648
No freddy...he was snoring, if you`ve ever knocked someone out, they snore lol. Not all the time, but i`ve been around enough of this kind of stuff to know that people when knocked out like that are literally...OUT cold.
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Female 965
Heheheheh.
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Male 156
Is he died?
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Male 375
boom boom boom out go the lights!
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Male 11,740
"but i heard him snore"

I was wondering about that sound too. He wasn`t snoring though. If he was knocked out, and he was, he wouldn`t be snoring. There was blood on the ground under his nose too. He broke something and was probably messed up pretty bad. He had it coming though, it was a stupid move and he got what he deserved.

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Male 1,718
but lets face it, if t weren`t for him failing he wouldn`t be on the web.
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Male 817
godzuki`s_dad: "Why do people have to do this sort of stuff?"

To become famous on the internet and give us something to cure our boredom on IAB?

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Female 408
did he do that on purpose?
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Male 3,301
Something broke.

Good for him.

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Male 126
you got knocked the fuc k out! lol
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Female 961
i think he just fell asleep. i dunno, but i heard him snore. either way he fails
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Female 9,402
I`d love to see how they try to explain this to the people in ER...
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Female 1,095
W-was he snoring?
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Male 382
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah that was some brutal sound effects when he hit the floor...multiple bones hitting the ground at once X@
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Female 1,653
Laughed, felt bad, decided there was nothing I could do, laughed some more.
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Male 430
When they zoom in you can see the blood coming outta his nose.
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Male 211
Is it wrong that I hoped he was dead? Why do people have to do this sort of stuff? I`m sure if the vending machine owner came and jumped off his car, he`d be pissed. What`s the difference? Okay, I`m done sounding like my father.
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Male 406
nighty night XD
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Male 388
lmao ^o^
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Male 621
Jesus Chris, that`s like, instant "Sunday morning feeling after a heavy night out on saturday night"
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Male 245
i thought it was going 2 tip the machine
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Male 721
im sure there was a drip of blood come out his nose... nasty
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Male 312
lol it sounded like he was snoring!

better than sleeping pills.

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Male 74
omfg u can hear something crack
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Male 307
shhh....sleepy time now.
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Male 155
You dont snore when your unconcious...

Or it could be that something was blocking his airway. poo son. i dunno

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Female 652
lol wtf was that snore did he just completely pass out? wow and the Darwinian award goes to... that guy!
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Female 1,690
D:
he bounced! D:
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Male 817
What the hell was that sound?

*snoooooooore*

hahaha

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Female 471
that SOUND!!!! ahhhh
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Male 26
That`s why you don`t do the worm while landing a backflip.
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Male 2,050
His mom must be so proud of him!
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Male 17,512
KO!

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Male 3,314
I don`t think he was feeling much.
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Male 210
omg get him to the hospital!
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Male 8
I saw blood.... damn. MEDIC!!
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Female 676
Thank you Darwin.
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Female 455
Lol, genius.
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Male 342
He went nap time.
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Male 1,620
Link: Backflip Off Vending Machine Goes Wrong [Rate Link] - But you knew it was going to go wrong, didn`t you.
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