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Date: 03/20/09 03:00 PM

189 Responses to Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grade Asian Kid?

  1. Profile photo of GiantBatFart
    GiantBatFart Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Link: Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grade Asian Kid? - 10 questions taken from graduation exams given to 5th graders in various Asian countries. Match your wits.
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    bobthemime Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    no offense but i doubt a 5th grader knew most of those questions, as radians is taught until 9th-10th grade
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    ....
  4. Profile photo of Astrid87
    Astrid87 Female 18-29
    248 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    70% :S
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    bhoonii Male 18-29
    26 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    get in 20%!!!!!!
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    I couldn`t remember what a metallic bond was.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    90%... I really want to know the one I got wrong.
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    60%
    epic phail.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    SOH CAH TOA helped me thank god. I got 90%, stupid metallic bond question.
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    Svennysven Female 18-29
    30 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Just because the test is given to 5th graders absolutely doesn`t mean that they get everything right >.>
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    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    yeah i got 90% too lol..wtf did i do wrong
  12. Profile photo of sup_weenie
    sup_weenie Female 18-29
    335 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    60%

    :D

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3144 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    70%
    Missed questions 3,5, and 9.

    Wish I would have remembered SOH CAH TOA... :\

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    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    scroll down after you`re done with the quiz, the answers are at the bottom of the page...
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    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Big deal, I knew all that stuff when I was forced to study it back in school. Most of those questions are of no use to me now, also as the mime stated, I doubt radians are taught at fifth grade.

    Oh yeah, only got 60%

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    60%. Failed 1, 3, 7 & 8. But then I`m not on top of things today...
  17. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    80%...

    those questions weren`t really even that good. Maybe i have trouble with that word problem, but that doesn`t mean i can`t find the integral of sin^2x from the interval 0 to 3

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    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    So, whoever made the test is an idiot for assuming that an Asian 5th grader must get 100% in order to pass.
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    Wbreeck Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    70% here
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    wtf is a monotreme. i KNOW 5th graders don`t know that in asia. asia is notoriously bad at teaching english.
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    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Also stupid, because they aren`t harder or easier than questions from American 5th grade tests, or European ones. What`s Asian got to do with it?
  22. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    lol 50% how stupid ???
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    100%


    other than the metallic bond one, which I only remembered because I remembered that the first one is a covalent bond and used process of elimination, this test really wasn`t hard for a University-educated adult at all. Also the one about continents depends on whether Eurasia is defined as one continent or two (Europe and Asia)

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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    The metallic bond one got me. D@mn you metallic bond!
  25. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Got a 70%

    I`m wondering why 5th graders have to know trig though o_O

  26. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    "wtf is a monotreme"

    A mammal that lays eggs.
    There are only two monotremes: the platypus and the echidna.
    Thank you Steve Irwin, I miss you.

    Didn`t you guys watch Steve Irwin when you were kids?

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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    90%. I`m disappointed, because I`m Asian (and you know, not in 5th grade...)

    How was I supposed to know what a metallic bond was?

    Lando: Congrats, a university educated adult is as educated as an Asian 5th grader

    Bobthemime: Believe me, they`re taught that then. The education system is way ahead of ours.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    40% :(
  29. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    it won`t let me answer =/
  30. Profile photo of Sir_Viking
    Sir_Viking Male 13-17
    36 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Not really, most of that is memorization, and anyone can memorize something.
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    kawawakaba Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    100%

    So Junior in College in America=5th grade Asian style...

  32. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    60%
    I totally break the Asian stereotype :D
  33. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    80%
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    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    100%

    Study in middleeast

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    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    You can memorize the questions on a GED its not like they understand how to use it practically
  36. Profile photo of Goublecoque
    Goublecoque Male 18-29
    88 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Apparently not.
  37. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    I notice there is an emphasis on math and science. Can`t say I`m surprised, though.
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    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    100%
    I surprised even myself.
  39. Profile photo of CapnRusty
    CapnRusty Male 13-17
    34 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    I learned all the science questions in french so the terms messed me up a bit, although I did get 60%.
  40. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    but can an asian kid drive better than me?
  41. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    got a 90% but i learned the math part in high school so i still think a 5th grade asian is smarter than me
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    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    90% only because I wasn`t familiar with the term metallic bond. They didn`t ever use that term from what I remember in Chemistry.
  43. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I don`t know sh*t about the American government (except that Obama is now President). I haven`t encountered Radians either- we just use degrees. Mabe they`ll introduce it in grades 11 or 12.
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    "*This test is not racist because it was created by an Asian kid. "

    Aside from this test being pathetically easy, it IS racist. Just because you are a particular race, you are not exempt from being a racist if you have a bias for/against them.

    Also, `effective education` to them is: cram as much into your head as you can so that you`ll `know` what to do in life.

  45. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Take that, 5th grade asians! O_O
  46. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    50% i suck monkey balls
  47. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    90.
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    lazy, i think you should look up the meaning of rasism. all it means is that tyou believe your race is higher than everyone elses, not a direct grouping of race
  49. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    80% yay happy not asian
  50. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Nope. I`ve got it right. I`ll save you the trouble of looking it up
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Shadowryder, you have 100% of the ability of an Asian 5th grader to look up answers. If you`re gonna cheat you gotta hold back a little bit.

    If you did actually get all the answers, good for you. I just didn`t know the sine and radian questions. Math was a while ago and I wasn`t too good at it to begin with.

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    sockbeam Female 18-29
    25 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    80%!!!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    90
  54. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    60...tsk tsk tsk to me. And Sockbeam it doesn`t count for you. Because A) in your pic you`re asian B) Female, 18-29, Asia. Cheater!!! haha.
  55. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    I didn`t cheat -.-
    The sin thing is kinda stuck in my head from "sohcahtoa"
    The radian thing I picked up along the way.
    And wouldn`t cheating on a 5th grade test make me more of dumbass than I already think I am?

  56. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Crap. 30%. I guess I need to go back to elementary school.
  57. Profile photo of Cainbrain
    Cainbrain Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    100%, although why is it testing you if you are more intelligent than an asian 5th grader when the maximum score puts you on equal terms with them?

    They also should have used covalent bond `instead` of `metallic` bond.

  58. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    And why are only people who get a high score posting it up here? C`mon people, don`t be afraid.
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    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    <a href="http://www.kidshalloweencostume.org"><img border="0" src="http://www.kidshalloweencostume.org/img/badge_100.jpg" alt="Are you smarter than a 5th grade Asian Kid?"></a><br>Created by <a href="http://www.kidshalloweencostume.org">Kids Halloween Costume</a>
    Yeah that was easy.
  60. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    50%

    1) I don`t remember the tedious stuff and...

    2) Our Education system sucks compared to the rest of the world.

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    Xutar Male 13-17
    154 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    eer I meant to link to the 100% pic

  62. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    You`ve got to be kidding. I never took exams this hard and I`m asian. Didn`t see any type of these question till high school.
  63. Profile photo of ctucker
    ctucker Male 18-29
    128 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Just saw SoCal`s response. "but can an asian kid drive better than me?" lmao. Thats great.
  64. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    "Also, `effective education` to them is: cram as much into your head as you can so that you`ll `know` what to do in life."

    so true. Asian education is not really much better, it`s completely useless. Hence why Asia has not taken the world yet. STupid asians. wait i`m Asian...

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    damn... 50%i saw two of those in elementary, one of those ive never seen, and the rest i didnt see until high school
  66. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    a few i realized i missed right after i answered them. im in pre-calc now and were just learning about pi/2 n radians. its not very hard to maybe asians just learn stuff in a different order, but i doubt children 5 years younger than me are learning this
  67. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    90%

    #9 is a BS question though. "Pooling" is right ?
    I`d say that`s Wrong. I was taught that metalic bonds were "Shared".

    And I was right, Wikipedia agrees.

    So, 100% :-)

  68. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    70% and I`m in college. I got the monotremes and metallic bonds wrong, but I`ve never learned that.
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    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    60%...what happened to my Asian-ness?
  70. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 20, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    vv "So, 100%".

    Wow, quite the armchair scientist there CrakrJak. Especially for one who believes in intelligent design and quotes PhD scientists from the Discovery Institute...

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    90% All except the monotremes. Piss easy ;)
  72. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    I`ve never heard of a metallic bond. I`ve heard of ionic bonds and covalent bonds, but I was never taught metallic bonds.

    90%.

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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Actually, papasmurfe, racism is not necessarily the belief that your race is superior to all others. Rather, it is the belief that one particular race is inferior to yours. The key is focused discrimination.
  74. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    64 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    xD This is amazing. I`ve just learned the one about sine and radians this year. >_>; I got 80%, so it`s nowhere NEAR as bad as I figured.

    However, if it had been 5th grade... I`d be a genius by now. xD

  75. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    CrakrJak, pooling and shared mean the same thing. You should be able to figure that out. If none of the other answers made sense and "pooling" was the only response left, you should have been able to figure out the right answer. If you went shopping for a mug and all they had were coffee cups, would you be totally lost?

    They`re called synonyms.

    So, 90%

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    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    i got 70%, but if i had taken this in 5th grade i would have gotten all those wrong XD
  77. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    davymid: I have a science degree and read a lot of science journals. Built my own computers and actually know what all those buttons on a ti-85 are for.

    When scientists guess they call them "theories".
    Scientists should be skeptical of their own theories, Instead they are treating them like irrefutable facts. That`s bad science.

  78. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    SuperSmash: "Sharing" was the answer is chose (It was one of the three available), Since they mean the same thing then my answer counts as right.

    I`ve never heard of "pooling" of electron bonds ever. The correct term is "Shared" or "Sharing".

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    70%, not bad consitering I can barely remember sh*t for my life.
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    tazman321 Male 13-17
    190 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    um, no. im not. im in high school,and an asian 5th grader is smarter than me. i feel sad
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    80%
    sigh.
    it`s not the test that made it racist, it was the graphics and tune.
    but only slightly racist, and i think that people should relax a bit about that anyway.
  82. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    Oh really. Sorry about that, I should have checked it out again. I didn`t realize they had sharing AND pooling as choices. My bad, CrakrJak.
  83. Profile photo of clariebear27
    clariebear27 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    CrakrJak: pretty sure that by shared, they meant just a pair of electrons is shared, like in a covalent bond, and by pooling, they meant all the valence electrons form a sea of delocalised electrons so ALL the electrons are pooled together, like in a metallic bond
  84. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Metallic bonding is the electromagnetic interaction between delocalized electrons, called conduction electrons, and the metallic nuclei within metals. Understood as the sharing of "free" electrons among a lattice of positively-charged ions (cations), - Source Wiki

    Metalic Bonds

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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    eh kinda dumb its not like you couldnt pass it if you were just leaving 5th grade.
  86. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    50%... ouch.
  87. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    100%

    I`m not in the fifth grade though.

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    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    225 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    OK, my sister (in P6, or 6th grade) was not taught sines, metallic bonds and radiants in Primary School.

    So, this quiz is pretty inaccurate.

  89. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Well, I looked it up CrakrJak. In a covalent bond, electrons are shared, meaning they are combined together and become indistinguishable. In a metallic bond, electrons are pooled, meaning they are free to float around in a "pool" and share the same space, but do not actually combine, so there is a difference. It took me about 8 different websites to find this out, but the point is pooling and sharing are not the same thing. Here are a couple: Look at pic on bottom left of 1st page

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I guess there wasn`t room: Infoplease

    Spells out the difference pretty easily

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    As it turns out, I was wrong too. Sharing and pooling are synonyms in every other case, but not when it comes to metallic bonds.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Pah, 60%.
    But right now I`m picturing a bunch of electrons hanging around in a pool. They`ve all got cool shades and little glasses of lemonade with actual lemon slices in them.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    70%
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    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    90% i are smart
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    100%. >.>
    Boo yah.
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    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    80%. Hm, one one hand I feel stupid, because asian or not, these are 5th graders, and I`m in college. On the other hand, they`re freaking ASIAN!!! Of course they`re smarter.

    Now I wanna know which ones I got wrong.

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    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    I couldn`t answer some of these when I was in their grade. Hasn`t changed.
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    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    "Actually, papasmurfe, racism is not necessarily the belief that your race is superior to all others. Rather, it is the belief that one particular race is inferior to yours. The key is focused discrimination."

    No, it is the belief that race is a major factor in determining one`s intelligence, abilities, etc., period. Most everyone is a racist.


    Anyway, I`m guessing that this is fake.

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    March 20, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    I missed 3 and 9, never heard of either of those terms, probably should have gotten them though. Either way, that`s realllly hard. I looked at some Japanese college tests the other day, those questions were really difficult as well. So much for me thinking I was smart.
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    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    ....40%....
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    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    80%... compared to Asia, that isn`t bad.

    I love how America thinks it`s the best country evar, but there are countries/continents whose elementary school kids outmatch the average adult here.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Apparently some schoolbook writers prefer to use the term "pooling" rather than "delocalized sharing". I guess that makes more sense to a younger audience.
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    ohitsmandy Female 18-29
    5 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    100%!

    ...Then again, I AM Asian...

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    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    70%
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    90%... no idea which one I got wrong...

    Ah, Monotremes.

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    CrakrJak, I admit that delocalized sharing seems to be the more technical term, but you can admit you got it wrong. It`s okay.

    They use pooling in some other, more complex books as well. I just didn`t link to those. I tried to, but Giggly got in my way.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    "100%!

    ...Then again, I AM Asian... "
    -------------------------------------
    You don`t look Asian...

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    xxmiranda Female 13-17
    235 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    100% :)
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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    90%
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    I`m bitter that I only got an 80%. I missed the sine and the metallic bond question. Some of you 100%`ers at least admit that you guessed on a couple. It was multiple choice, you have a 25% chance of getting it right. There`s no shame in guessing.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    This wasn`t a genuine Asian exam, there were no questions about dressing as a pre-pubescent clown and tying mud pies to each ear while leaping through a ring of fire. I call shenanigans.
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    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    115%
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    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    Those pictures were kinda insensitive..........and one of the questions was bugging me because the missing punctuation. =P
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    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    Ok 1) I haven`t heard of half these things since high school and 2) In my profession, I don`t need to teach my students (6th graders) about metallic bonds so I really don`t need to know it.
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    Flameguin Male 18-29
    55 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    90%. But I will admit that a couple were educated guesses. Just being out of high school really helps.
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Got em all. Easy as pie. Gotta admit I didn`t know some of these things till after 5th though.
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    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:42 am
    Why the fudge does a kid that young need to know about metallic bonds and sines? Maybe I`m just a stupid American, but really. I want to go to China and give out reassuring hugs. "No, Ling Xi, you don`t have to be a nuclear chemist, you can be a cowboy if you want, it`s gonna be ooookaaaaay..."
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    gibb0 Male 13-17
    192 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:08 am
    Lol I can`t believe peoples scores down there. I suppose their probably older than me if there telling the truth.

    50%

    also, the america one was unfair, I`m from UK. Even though I suppose that`s the same if your from asia.

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    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:07 am
    60% I feel outsmarted by asians
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    keekeekamek Female 13-17
    74 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:52 am
    80%. sweet jesus.
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    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 4:14 am
    LOL Oh dear,
    I got 20%...
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    Metcon Male 13-17
    26 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 5:54 am
    100%

    that would of been easy for me in 5th grade, and it is easy for me now.

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:00 am
    :O i have 80% the intelligence of a 5th grade asian kid.. i was annoyed at getting the continent question wrong because i was sure it was 6 turns out alot of Europe teaches it as 6 because it teaches north and south america as one continent.. huh
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    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:10 am
    40% WOW im actually retarded
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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:14 am
    70%... that cut me deep!!!

    I have no clue what sine or a metallic bond is!! And the continent one, I was counting the Americas as one.

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    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:22 am
    alfietoon:

    I thought it was because Europe and Asia is the same continent. At least that`s what I thought.

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:45 am
    They`re not the same.. :) Although Turkey is in both Asia and Europe, so maybe thats where you got that from perhaps?
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
    It was cute. I only got the metallic bond question wrong - I knew it had to do with electrons, but not precisely what.
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:04 am
    "Didn`t you guys watch Steve Irwin when you were kids?"
    I never even knew of him until I heard he died.
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Metcon:
    Would HAVE been, not would OF

    Still, I gets 80% so...

    Asian kids must be pretty smart because Im in year 10 (english schooling system, I think thats either 9th or 11th grade) and we`ve only just done metallic, ionic + covalent bonding now.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:05 am
    I KNOW a 5th grade Asian kid in asia and he is NOT THAT FCKING SMART!
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:12 am
    "I suppose their probably older than me if there telling the truth."

    gibb0, please learn what "they`re" "their" and "they`re" mean. You`ve got them all switched.

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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Yeesh, some of those were hard. 70%
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:43 am
    90 yeay!
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:46 am
    "gibb0, please learn what "they`re" "their" and "they`re" mean. You`ve got them all switched."

    I too have a hard time telling the difference between "they`re" and "they`re".

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    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:46 am
    "10. In the United States, what are the three branches of Government?"

    I did not know that they learn all about the U.S. government in China.

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    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:35 am
    80 percent ya am smaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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    sumcrazzykid Female 13-17
    55 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 8:39 am
    I got 70% -_-
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:03 am
    haha! I got 80%...and that was so racist.
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    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:19 am
    70 percent. :p
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    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:43 am
    tuxman,

    they are teaching their kids so they can one day take over the states.

    what do you think they have the hndreds of million children for?

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    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:47 am
    they`re preparing them for jobs in any field. some jobs that the kids might be doing don`t even exist yet. if they have this much information in every subject, they can be familiar to those future jobs and have a base for them.
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    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:01 am
    I`m in 11th, and I`m just taking the things like radians(that`s my next Algebra test btw).
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    Call Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:21 am
    50% lmao.(im in year 10)
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    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:22 am
    I had to guess on two of them. The noble gases and the definition of a sine.

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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:44 am
    =[
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    sponged Male 18-29
    554 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
    60% :-D
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:38 am
    You know, just because it`s on the test doesn`t mean they got it right.
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:39 am
    70%. f.uck knows what a radion is. or sine.or the american government. the asian kids probably have an advantage, in that they were taught it.
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    goshwak Male 13-17
    2 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:59 am
    damn, i`m an 8th grade asian kid and i got 80%
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    Manar Male 30-39
    196 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Got them all except the American goverment one. Cannot see why i or an asian kid should be supposed to know that.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    i just read the title of the link and answered without hesitation,most likely not.;-/
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    got 60% crap.
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    arsonisbad Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    100 percent but im a sophmore in highschool
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    cannedxxpear Female 13-17
    39 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    i got 40% :P
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    Tikitac Male 18-29
    115 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I have 90 but I realized that I got the radians wrong right after I pushed the button.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Well damnit, I probably couldn`t do some 5th grade exams from America. I don`t know that sh*t anymore! :C
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    90%... WTF is a radian?
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    UberBen56 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    80% and I`m half Asian. This is disgraceful. *sighs*
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    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Hum... why would Asian kids have to know the US branches of government? I got that question, and now I am deeply confused
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Because you don`t just learn about your own country..
    anyhoo.. I find the smarter than a 5th grader a little unfair (the tv show too) because these kids are being taught that now, most of us would of know this stuff if we JUST went over it in class with in the past year or so, but most of us have been out of school for so long a lot of this stuff we don`t retain because we don`t really need to know it anymore.
    When most of these kids are out of school they are going to forget a lot of this stuff also.
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    danuk999 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 2:09 am
    Would a 5th grader think of looking at the source to get the answers? If not then im smarter than a 5th grader Asian kid.. i got 100%
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 6:11 am
    "It`s not racist because it was made by an Asian kid"

    Dude, racism goes both ways, he is promoting Asian children as superior to children of other races.

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    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 9:55 am
    "Are you Smarter than a Fifth Grader" is so funny because it`s be about nine questions that say something to the affect of, "Is the equator a line of Latitude or Longitude?" or, "The product of 1/2 and 3 5/8 is-". Then it will have a question near the end like, "The birthday of Andrew Carnegie`s wife is-". At which point I will stare at the TV and ask, how the hell would anyone know that unless someone told them that this morning, *points to the fifth grader*
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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    asian people are good gamers
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    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    70%
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    insaneee Female 13-17
    462 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    And I just learned the radians thing the other day.
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    aquazuba Male 18-29
    427 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    90%
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    DrCoolSanta Male 13-17
    1 post
    March 24, 2009 at 10:24 am
    I am Asian and sadly, we aren`t taught half of this in school before 5th.
    Even though it does make me feel wierded out that so many of you don`t know what radians are or sine is.

    Anyway I can confirm that we don`t learn Social Sciences including civics, history, geography and economics before 6th, nor do we even get to the point to know integers that well. And chemistry is totally out of the question, we don`t even know what an electron is then to know noble materials. Sine and radians is a little too much for us in the 5th grade.

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    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I got 80%
    I got the mammals that lay eggs wrong and the two noble gasses wrong.
    It`s funny because today I had a test on bonds such as metallic bonds, so I was like, "Yes!"
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    50% Dang I`m dumb.
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    ladygem Female 13-17
    34 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 9:02 am
    I got 100%, but I had to guess on the radian question, since I woun`t use them untill I get to pre-calc
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    SlackerStar Female 13-17
    2 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    i only got 70%, and i`m asian. hahaha. :p
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    clairesbored Female 13-17
    72 posts
    March 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    80%
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    Grrrrr Male 13-17
    1 post
    March 30, 2009 at 4:05 am
    i got 10% im happy with that 8-)
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    JustMegawatt Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    This is so racist. I am an ASIAN TEEN, I got 80% and this is just racist as can be. It is racist, even if it were made by an Asian KID, he is suggesting that Asian kids are smarter than other kids, which is racist as can be!! I doubt a KID made that, made that entire quiz, including the images since it looks more professional than my high school site (no offense to the high school students who made the site)!!!
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    Charishx Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I got 100%.
    That was easy as hell.
    XD
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    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:41 am
    90% :) That was really easy lol
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    mohakbh Male 13-17
    4 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:09 am
    i got 90%
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    80%? well i feel real smartt
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    80% hehehe... I love the "racist" comment. HAHA!
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    Epiales Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:11 am
    I got 30%
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    Smartie1992 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 1:55 am
    100% and I`m not asain ;)
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    dude21292 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 23, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    i got 60%
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    y2k2012now Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 27, 2009 at 10:47 am
    jeez i remember learning this stuff in high school

    i got 70% btw

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    gauravmonga8 Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 5, 2009 at 11:15 am
    i got 50%
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    steelman Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    I just clicked random answers and got 70%.
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    hahahahahano Female 13-17
    80 posts
    August 10, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    i got 30% cause i was guessing and i am asian.:D
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