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Date: 03/19/09 06:29 PM

110 Responses to Are You An Alcoholic?

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Link: Are You An Alcoholic? - If you answered yes to 4 or more of the questions, you`re an alcoholic.
  2. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    There are no alcoholics, only rummies, wineos and drunks!
  3. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    lol he`s such a party pooper.
  4. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    remember your only an alcoholis if you go to meetings...
  5. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    congratulations im an alcoholic!
  6. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Thanks, Cap`n Bringdown!
  7. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    I couldn`t understand what the dude was saying half the time.
  8. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    That sounds like over half the country.
  9. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    next time no one`s inviting him...jerk
  10. Profile photo of GunMetal
    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    YOU TIGHT! Any alcoholics in here want some nice good alcohol? Go get that rubbing alcohol in your medicine cabinet. Tastes good.
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    I`ll just have a whiskey or two to fortify myself before taking this test...
  12. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    that guy`s more of a buzz kill then buzz killington.
  13. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    I have 5 positive answers... and I don`t give a WHAAAT!
  14. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    1) Do you talk a lot about drinking?
    - Nope
    2) Do you drink more than you used to?
    - Not sure what "used to" means. I guess do drink more than I did before I turned 21, 9 months ago. I`ll go with no.
    3) Do you gulp your drinks?
    - Only when playing drinking games. So yes.
    4) Do you often take a drink to feel better?
    - On occasion, but no, not often.
    5) Do you drink alone?
    - Yes.
    6) Did you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
    - Yes.
    7) Do you keep a bottle hidden somewhere for quick pick-me-ups?
    - No.
    8) Do you sometimes start drinking without really thinking about it?
    - No. Of course I don`t contemplate every implication of drinking, but I`m sure that`s not what it`s asking.
    9) Do you need a drink to have fun?
    - No.
    10) Do you ever take a drink in the morning to relieve a hangover?
    - No. I did try once, but that turned out really, really bad.

    So 3-4?

  15. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    This test is stupid.

    1) Do you talk a lot about drinking?
    -nope
    2) Do you drink more than you used to?
    -nope
    3) Do you gulp your drinks?
    -nope
    4) Do you often take a drink to feel better?
    -nope
    5) Do you drink alone?
    -nope
    6) Did you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
    -Yep
    7) Do you keep a bottle hidden somewhere for quick pick-me-ups?
    -nope
    8) Do you sometimes start drinking without really thinking about it?
    -nope
    9) Do you need a drink to have fun?
    -nope
    10) Do you ever take a drink in the morning to relieve a hangover?
    -nope

    Those were my answers when I drank daily, and was at the verge of being what would be called an alcoholic, only difference would be #8, for an additional point, which would still not qualify me as an alcoholic.

    But someone who talks about drinking, hides their booze to drink to feel better/relieve stress and uses the "hair of the dog" method would be considered an alcoholi

  16. Profile photo of pighumper
    pighumper Male 30-39
    338 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    well 9 out of 10 aint bad, unless a flask counts as a bottle, if so i got a hundred! and my parents doubted me.
  17. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    ) Do you talk a lot about drinking?
    - No
    2) Do you drink more than you used to?
    - No
    3) Do you gulp your drinks?
    - yes.
    4) Do you often take a drink to feel better?
    - sometimes

    5) Do you drink alone?
    - sometimes

    6) Did you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
    - What was this quiz about again?

  18. Profile photo of chillimac
    chillimac Male 18-29
    438 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    YAY! I GOT A 100%!!!
    *jumps out of window
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I said no to all of these questions, so I don`t have to worry about anything.
  20. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    That guy is a downer. He totally ruined the party. =\
  21. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I`m in college, my 8 yes answers don`t count.
  22. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1517 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    This brings back memories of Christmas parties on my father`s side of the family... but those always got violent.
  23. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Buzzkill.

    Nah I don`t drink anyway so whatever.

  24. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    yep i drink too much but i already knew that
  25. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Dang, I got 5
  26. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I got 10 out of 10! Yes, a perfect score!! Woo hoo!! Wait....that`s not a good thing is it?

    I don`t drink nearly as much as I used to, and I haven`t been drunk in almost a year.

  27. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    that guy just ruined the party..
  28. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    9.
    Damn. I need to quit.
  29. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    Meh. Never cared for drinking. I`m able to hang out with people without getting drunk.
  30. Profile photo of ambercooper
    ambercooper Female 18-29
    308 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Wow...I got like 1. Quite a few of my family members are alcoholics so I`m trying to be really careful
  31. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Dang, I got 5
  32. Profile photo of JuniorGem
    JuniorGem Female 18-29
    57 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    jeez captain downer your bringin` me down! How am i supposed to enjoy my buzz now ><
  33. Profile photo of elisewishes
    elisewishes Female 18-29
    2 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    yea, what a debbie downer.
  34. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    What constitutes as "drinking"? I live alone and sometimes have a beer. is that drinking alone?.
  35. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    uh oh! I said no to only one question.
  36. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    I`ll drink to that!
  37. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    kings cup is better
  38. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    Remember though, this "survey" was created before man set foot on the moon. I`m bettin` theres a more accurate one out there on the interwebs...
  39. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Sobering ad.
  40. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 10:53 pm
    WooHoo only 3 still safe!! o:-)
  41. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    2! im okay!
  42. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    This guy must be the American brother of Buzz Killington.

    Anywho, I would have about 4 or 5 three years ago. But drinking in college really made drinking get old fast. So I think I only answered yes to one about drinking alone. I enjoy a beer when I cook on the grill.

  43. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Someone needs to get that guy a drink.
  44. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:07 am
    Two yes... Yeah I drink more than I used to because I used to not drink at all. And I gulp drinks because we usually end up playing king`s cup and waterfall requires it XD
  45. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:16 am
    wow that was really powerful....
  46. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:56 am
    Wow.. NIAAA... what a name..

    Has a nice ring to it.

  47. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 12:56 am
    imabout to join the army, pretty much will become an alcoholic eh? :P
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:43 am
    > gozirra
    > this "survey" was created before man set foot on the moon

    What are you saying, that this survey was created in a movie studio too???

  49. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:05 am
    i dont get hangovers :D its all about the secret cure copius amounts of water before you pass out
  50. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:11 am
    I got 4. Interesting... :P
  51. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:12 am
    > this "survey" was created before man set foot on the moon

    What are you saying, that this survey was created in a movie studio too???

    Nice!

  52. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 2:23 am
    hooray! only 3
  53. Profile photo of nodwar
    nodwar Male 18-29
    13 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:40 am
    i got 4, but as this only applies to Americans I`m fine :)
  54. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:02 am
    I think if you go to university you have an automatic 3...or at least most people will...
    1. They talk a lot about drinking.
    2. They drink more than they used to.
    3. They often drink to feel better (after exams for example).
  55. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:24 am
    None. Woo?
  56. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 5:34 am
    guys who go to university are usualy geeks with long hair and skinny arms. 2 beers and they are gone.
  57. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:05 am
    I`m an alcoholic and i got 1 right
  58. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:09 am
    What a load of rubbish, obviously made by some ultra-conservative anti-drink nazis in an attempt to make socialisation seem subversive.... and another thing, I have friends that gave up drinking cos they were worried that it was getting too heavy, and now they`re dull and irritating (like this video).... Jesus first miracle was getting everyone extra hammered at the wedding of Canaan... 40 x 8 gallon urns of wine.... now that`s a party animal i can worship.
  59. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:26 am
    I never understood the whole "If you drink alone, you`re an alcoholic" thing.

    I only answered "Yes" to three of them.

    Do you talk a lot about drinking? Yes, because my boss likes to talk to me about drinking. So I don`t really have a choice.

    Do you drink more than you used to? Yes, because when you begin drinking everything pretty much gets you drunk. But after awhile you become a bit used to it so need more to drink to get that same "buzz" as when you first started.

    Do you drink alone? Sure do. I love to watch television while sipping a beer or a jack and coke. I never drink socially.

  60. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:26 am
    oh my god..... i think i`m american..
  61. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:33 am
    I got three yes answers, the questions are pretty good imo though, not really `ultra conservative` rubbish.
  62. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:33 am
    They missed the popular question of: Have you ever passed out naked with your pecker buried in the bunker at a country club because you thought it would be funny to screw a golf course?

    Yes! It`s like they KNOW me... perhaps even read my mind. Spooky.

    That`s it, time for me to break out my foil hat.

  63. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:42 am
    11. did you ever wake up beside a munter, soaked in your own urine, with the word pu$$y written on your forehead in waterproof marker...?
  64. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Way to kill the mood of the party dude!

    Buzz kill!

    Break out the beer bong and lets get this thing goin again!

  65. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:46 am
    XD I had all no answers....XD
  66. Profile photo of rjmccrthy
    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Oh god I wish I had the narrator`s voice. I love those PSA guys` voices.
  67. Profile photo of SiN_iN_Me
    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 7:58 am
    talk about killing the buzz...
  68. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Woot no to all of them haha.
  69. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:12 am
    Ohhh. I said yes to 9. I just couldn`t stomach alchohol with a hangover.
  70. Profile photo of yepimbored
    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:18 am
    If you`re a functional alcoholic, what`s the problem? A study a few years ago found that social drinkers are better at networking (therefore increasing the opportunity for developing business relationships) and often have a higher income than non-drinkers. Go alcohol!
  71. Profile photo of 420Chellie
    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:50 am
    ok then so let me start this off;
    (I said yes to 5 questions)
    Hello IAB, my names Michelle and I`m an "alcoholic".
  72. Profile photo of korean_tc
    korean_tc Male 18-29
    30 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Proud to say no to all questions asked.
  73. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:21 am
    I don`t drink alcohol regularly at all.
  74. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 9:47 am
    lol i love it!!
    And I rest easy knowing that I am not an alcoholic! Phew!
  75. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I don`t drink but this commercial scared the poop out of me, AA here I come.
  76. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Well this was clever but clearly didnt work, what a shame
  77. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:01 am
    Hell, I`m drinking right now. That pearl of 1970s wisdom gets lost in the blizzard of substance abuse that has washed over the country in the 40-odd years since. Are you a coke addict? Crackhead? Meth monster? And what`s next? Those might be a little more timely questions. (Swirls drink).
  78. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:42 am
    i think i got 9 yes` but i`m a student not an alcoholic :)
  79. Profile photo of Benoxxxx
    Benoxxxx Male 13-17
    55 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 11:53 am
    JoeYC clearly doesn`t have any understanding of life.
  80. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    6. i`m not an alcoholic. alcoholics go to meetings.
  81. Profile photo of OhNoeItsElmo
    OhNoeItsElmo Male 13-17
    92 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    those old commercials with crazy laughing fat men scare me. . .
  82. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Are you an Alcoholic?

    Do you drink a shi t load of alcohol? Have an urge?

    You`re an alcoholic.

  83. Profile photo of WistfulEarth
    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    They all got sad and gripped their drinks like a life preserver.
  84. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    .. How can you people even understand what this guy is saying? He`s very unclear..
  85. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    I answered yes to 6 of those questions.
    The man said if i answered yes to 4 or more i may be one of 9 million Americans with a drinking problem.
    But i`m English.
    So i`m alright then.
  86. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    i couldn`t understand him
  87. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    I answered yes to 0 of those questions. So I`m not an alcoholic. But I already knew this.
  88. Profile photo of JMoney100
    JMoney100 Male 18-29
    312 posts
    March 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    i thought it was funny how for dramatic effect his voice kept getting lower and lower, until.....

    "do you ever take a drink in the morning to relieve a hang over."

    haha hell yeah i do. drinking in the morning is the SHIYET.

  89. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 2:10 am
    Wow... and I was under the impression that I was an alchoolic.

    Turns out i`m just a drunk.

  90. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 7:11 am
    phew, only said yes to 3, but Im australian and 17, so, its A O K
  91. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 10:39 am
    couldnt hear it
    stupid old thing
  92. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    I didn`t say yes to a single one. So, I`m either sober or boring.
  93. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    so apparently i`m an alcoholic now. yadda yadda yadda boring.
  94. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 21, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Coffee is my poison of choice.
  95. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
    im a british teen that occasionally wears a jumper with a hood on, so i dont need to take this test to tell me that im a binge-drinking, knife-yeilding, phone-stealing, gun-shooting alcoholic that needs to be removed from your streets.


    i answered yes to 3.

  96. Profile photo of JannatheGrea
    JannatheGrea Female 18-29
    149 posts
    March 22, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    I must be a drunk. Yes to 8. Whoops.
  97. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 5:08 am
    2 yes
  98. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    March 23, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Oh it makes me miss the days when I would have answered yes to all of those, but alcahol is no longer my friend.
  99. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    yay ive got six
  100. Profile photo of Mistinguett
    Mistinguett Female 18-29
    53 posts
    March 26, 2009 at 7:40 am
    I am an alcoholic.
  101. Profile photo of JustMegawatt
    JustMegawatt Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Yes to all. I drink water all the time.
  102. Profile photo of Charishx
    Charishx Female 18-29
    23 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Wow, yes to all.
  103. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    April 7, 2009 at 5:33 am
    I did not say yes to any of those :) I prefer coffee
  104. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    April 18, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    I want a drink after watching this. But I`m not an alcoholic according to this video
  105. Profile photo of hello200
    hello200 Female 13-17
    37 posts
    April 28, 2009 at 7:13 am
    hi
  106. Profile photo of ninjakid88
    ninjakid88 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Well... I don`t drink at all... but I am a popoholic!
  107. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    June 16, 2009 at 10:28 am
    This was very reassuring!
  108. Profile photo of stage_angel
    stage_angel Female 13-17
    8 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    he...hehe...apperently im not

  109. Profile photo of flubby_chunk
    flubby_chunk Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 6, 2009 at 10:52 am
    OMG i`m an alcholic :) oh well alchol tastes good

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