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Date: 03/08/09 12:12 PM

65 Responses to 80-Yard Football (Soccer) Goal

  1. Profile photo of slappy
    slappy Male 18-29
    129 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:52 am
    Link: 80-Yard Football (Soccer) Goal - A one in a million shot--great placement.
  2. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    haha thats a beauty
  3. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Was a good kick but really, the keeper should easily have caught that
  4. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Why did the goalie let it go in, I wonder? It`s not like he didn`t have enough time to see it coming
  5. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    Wait, 80 yards?

    Assuming that football (american) field is accurate, then the yard marks should go 40-50 (10), 50-40 (20), 40-30 (30), 30-20 (40), 20-10 (50), 10-GL (60), then 10 yards for endzone. (70).

  6. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    haha dumbass goalie, average shot, awful atempt to save
  7. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    why is this here .. the goalie sucks, anyone could have done this.
  8. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    standards is right... except i thought the endzome was 5? no. nevermind idk.
  9. Profile photo of stoogenuge
    stoogenuge Male 18-29
    34 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Goalie sucks haha, this make anyone think of Ronaldinho`s "Cross/shot" against England, that knocked them out....and David Seaman crying..good times for an Irish person. lol
  10. Profile photo of Bosse007
    Bosse007 Male 18-29
    11 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Obviously not European soccer :p
  11. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    my dead grandmother would have made a better goalie.
  12. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    this is like the 5th thing i`ve seen out of my hometown of shreveport on this site in the past year. what the hell?
  13. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    wind. all wind.
  14. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Shocking keeping
  15. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    thats funny, the crowd is like 10 people :P
  16. Profile photo of marwilx
    marwilx Male 18-29
    44 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    amazing... that goalie SUCKS. Seriously, I would have caught that easily.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    What kind of game is this, high school?
  18. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
    483 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    yep, the goalie is absolutely rubbish. He had more time that he would ever need to see the ball and adjust for it.

    also, does that guy really need that much of a run-up?

  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Soccer sucks, But that goal was amazing.
  20. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    its only 70 yards unless this is in canada (which i doubt). endzones are 10 yards in america but 20 yards in canada.
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Perfect placement along with a crappy keeper
  22. Profile photo of Mitdylan111
    Mitdylan111 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    You know the Keepers walking home after that one.
  23. Profile photo of Webz
    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    More of a screw-up by the goalkeeper than a great shot.
  24. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    If the Keeper couldn`t jump up high enough to catch that ball he shouldn`t be playing.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    Technically the game is called "Football" and only a few poor sad nations who are too scared to play sport without padding call it "soccer", so I changed it from "Soccer (Football)" to "Football (Soccer)" just to be pedantic. English beer still sucks, though.
  26. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    WTF was going on at the start? The guy gets booked, and then is immediately subbed off? Looked like he was being sinbinned or something.


    And yeah, keeper should have at least put it over the bar even if he couldn`t catch it.

  27. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    futbol
  28. Profile photo of flyerZ
    flyerZ Male 18-29
    33 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    well good job with the soccer translation but um... I`m pretty sure that`s 50 yards. Still cool none the less.
  29. Profile photo of turkeyman
    turkeyman Male 13-17
    379 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    flyerz...clearly hes at the 40line so how could it possible equal 50...
  30. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    haha thanks for calling it football lionhart, but you cant beat a nice ale.
  31. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    that`s insane. good for him!!
  32. Profile photo of starjpk
    starjpk Male 18-29
    10 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    it`s clearly 80ish yards...

    40-yard line to 50-yard line = 10 yads
    50-yard line to endzone = 50 yards
    endzone = between 10 and 20 yards depending of rules/league

  33. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    That keeper wants sacking.
  34. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    these long-distance goals happen more often than you think, I think. I`m guessing it`s more like 1 in 500... Not the point, but speaking of not the point, I don`t think he needed that much of a running start either... Anyway, good goal.
  35. Profile photo of l_ove
    l_ove Female 13-17
    1 post
    March 8, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    "this is like the 5th thing i`ve seen out of my hometown of shreveport on this site in the past year. what the hell?"

    shreveport? i live in shreveport :D

    but yeah, i agree with everyone else. that keeper sucks

  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Why are they playing it on an American Football field? Or am I missing something because I`ve never seen yard markers on a (soccer) football field before.
  37. Profile photo of Resop
    Resop Male 18-29
    60 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Freddy, both sports share the same field most of the time.
  38. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    except it was only 70
  39. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Awesome goal, and yeah, i`m guessing that goalie is SO fired
  40. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    "except it was only 70"

    My calculations add up to the same.
    starting on the 40, all the way to the end zone 60. Plus 10 for the end zone, 70.

  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    It would be 80 if you counted that he started running on the 30. but it doesn`t count.
  42. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    "WTF was going on at the start? The guy gets booked, and then is immediately subbed off? Looked like he was being sinbinned or something."

    I think these are high schoolers, where they always have unlimited substitutions. In some states, when a high school player gets a yellow card, the rules require that he or she be subbed out immediately and then can re-enter at the next opportunity after cooling off. It prevents fights when idiotic kids lose their heads.

  43. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Ouch, that poor goalie.
  44. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    March 8, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Great shot. Good for him!
  45. Profile photo of toans
    toans Male 13-17
    413 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:20 am
    pretty amazing stuff
  46. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:45 am
    shocking goalkeeping. and its 70 yards. Impressive, but he`s hardly Xabi Alonso.
  47. Profile photo of arsenic6969
    arsenic6969 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:16 am
    Am I the only one that thinks theres something strange about the flight of that ball?
  48. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 3:20 am
    Just a speculative shot allowed in by some of the worst goal keeping you`ll ever see.
  49. Profile photo of mysterypro
    mysterypro Male 18-29
    86 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:21 am
    shoulds be re-titled bad goalkeeper
  50. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:05 am
    Pretty boring sport.
  51. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:12 am
    @ arsenic6969 - there was summin strnage bout the flight path of that ball..

    im pretty sure there was another touch after the freekick was takin that was out of camera shot..
    but nonetheless it was still good time to score.

  52. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Nice goal, and it wasnt really the keepers fault, hard shot to save, espically when u dont really expect it to happen. And it is a 10 foot high goal...also it is 80 yards
  53. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
    249 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 10:45 am
    "Nice goal, and it wasnt really the keepers fault, hard shot to save, espically when u dont really expect it to happen. And it is a 10 foot high goal...also it is 80 yards"

    goals are 8 foot high. that wasnt even hit with that much pace. the keeper`s positioning and timing were just not very good.

  54. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Can anyone confirm this isn`t a TV ad or something?
    Looks a bit weird to me...like something`s not right...
  55. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    And Center706, haha...you`re overweight, have a severe lack of friends, and a below-average sized penis.

    Oh sorry, were those thoughts I should have kept to myself? *hint, hint*

  56. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    You have yards on the field?
    What happened to the areas? how the hell are you supposed to kick a penalty?
    This is why you americans shouldnt play football
  57. Profile photo of JacobTrue13
    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Not really one in a million...
  58. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    "What happened to the areas?"

    the areas? you shouldn`t talk about Americans not knowing soccer if
    1)You are American
    2)You don`t even know that its called the six yard and eighteen yard lines (at least in America that`s what they`re called).

  59. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    i dont say fake but the trajectory did look a bit off.

    And the reason there are yard markers is because in the US (Soccer) and American football have the same season and in most colleges and high schools American Football takes priority over (soccer)

  60. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Uhhh thats 60 yards, not 80. Just saying
  61. Profile photo of JJRed88
    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    icfire504, actually it`s 70, but still not 80, very nice though
  62. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    March 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    soccer sucks.
  63. Profile photo of RedBrother
    RedBrother Male 18-29
    134 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:47 am
    the standard of football in yankland is drating awful. pooe
  64. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    March 10, 2009 at 6:49 am
    that goalie sucks
  65. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 7:52 am
    i guess i had to be there.

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