5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_17149_5-ridiculous-safe-work-fetishes.html

These safe-for-work fetishes are, in some ways, far more disturbing than anything involving poop or anime tentacles.
There are 44 comments:
Female 46
I say let people do what they want to. Don`t interfere unless it truly affects you negatively without you actually paying attention to it. I mean if some random person comes up and rubs your eyebrows cause they have a eyebrow fetish...then yeah...action is needed. But if they do it in the privacy of their home...or the semi-privacy of the web leave them alone. It`s meant for other fetishees not you personally to look at.
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Female 688
o_o
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Female 161
People shouting "Therapy" on here are being ridiculous. Just because you don`t understand these peoples` fetishes, doesn`t mean you need to hate on them. Honestly, as far as I can tell these are mostly harmless kinks and the ones that aren`t have willing people doing the acts. Sure it`s uncomfortable to watch these if it`s not your thing. But come on. To each his own, man.
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Female 155
oh my god.

did anybody watch the statue video the whole way through?

that thing is SO giving me nightmares.

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Male 3,301
Bicycle pump.

Wow.

That`s all I can or will say about this.

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Male 2,582
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?@?@?@
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Female 1,082
wow i just got a big ol` spoonful of creepy!
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Female 298
totally agree about the inflation one
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Male 103
i would like to give my hot girlfriend a piggyback ride............ with her pants off
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Male 17,512
Weird
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Female 4,197
wow ill never give my kids a piggy back again O.o
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Male 928
Most of these aren`t all that freaky. The inflation one is pretty messed up though. All of them are weird but the inflation one will give me nightmares for a while.
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Male 274
the statue vid is mighty creepy... that could scare small children and scar someone for life...
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Female 2,064
And I thought my family was weird...
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Male 74
So um... I won`t be giving anybody a piggy back for a while now...
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Female 675
lol baloons!

wow.

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Female 700
oh and the guy looked pregnant in the inflation one... WEIRD
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Female 700
wow.. ok the statue vid was just.... weird... im at a loss for words..

and the inflation one.. that cant be healthy

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Female 1,112
I think these all have alot of health risks associated... the balloons, and the bicycle pump especially.... you should not do that to your GI tract... and I feel scared for that old man... was that his grandson? is he being taken advantage of in a care home? Did that guy cum while writhing on the back of his head? WTF!!! If you enjoyed any of those videos, in any sort of affectionate or sexual way please see a Doctor and or psychologist.
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Male 588
That girl going at it with the statute of liberty...that was pretty hot...
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Female 1,004
I think the only one i haven`t heard of is the piggyback one....Heard of the inflation but, as said by someone before, only in art.

Here`s a weird fetish for whoever asked- fat flopping.
Ugh.

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Male 82
I only heard of the balloon fetish before. The other ones...ehh. Im very familer with fetishs but there is something to be sad about making out with statues. lol.
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Male 2,855
good thing my fetishes are easily found on the internets
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Female 9,402
WTF, I saw the last two videos on the iab chat room yesterday...
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Male 9,306
Unfortunately randy, I`d be banned on site if I did.

I hate looking like a hypocrite too, after saying "If you can do better, show us" all the time.

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Male 506
The pump one was just... words can`t explain that one.
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Male 1,360
where are the shrinks??
good material to analyse
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Female 1,401
i am scarred by that girl and the statur of liberty. forever.
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Female 322
I almost threw up a little reading about the bicycle pump one.
What on Earth?!
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Female 1,677
People are f*cked right up.
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Male 606
Uh...yeah...
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Female 1,516
I have to admit statues can be pretty sexy... but yeah... no.
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Female 410
Guys are so creepy. *shiver*

I feel the need to take a shower after listening to the guy with the gas pedal fetish. I can just imagine what he looks like.

Tom Cruise... in Tropic Thunder.

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Female 268
wow. umm interesting.... yeah
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Male 338
and i thought i was messed up.
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Male 2,859
The most worrying thing is that someone spent their time looking round the internet for these. I think he may be the one with the issue, not the fetishists.
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Male 817
nidonemo: "This is just "a bit different" really...I`ve seen stuff that would blow your mind."

Blow our minds then... or were you referring to another fetish where people literally blow their minds?

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Female 69
i didnt know sum of these fetishes even existed!
what next?
never mind...i won`t ask.
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Female 208
Ew....Thanks for disturbing me....
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Male 9,306
I`ve seen inflation elsewhere, but only in art. I never really understood the sexual appeal of it.

But physically inflating? Wow, if anything could be as dangerous as auto-asphyxiation...guys don`t even do it to experiement. MUCH too dangerous.

This is just "a bit different" really...I`ve seen stuff that would blow your mind.

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Female 5,139
oh god...that was disturbing, especially the statue vid.. i couldnt even... urghhh...i feel dirty O.O
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Female 317
I`m at a loss for words...I mean... wow... thats all just so disturbing!
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Female 83
All I have to say is ew... Just ew..
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Male 19,873
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