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39 Responses to 15 Of The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever

  1. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    March 24, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    Link: 15 Of The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever - If you read this link, I`m suing for trespassing.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 6:50 am
    God, if only I can come up with a reason to sue iab...
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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:04 am
    I`m surprised there wasn`t one stating someone suing McDonalds or something like that because they were overweight. In the words of the great Foamy: "What do you say when you`re in front of the judge? `Yes, your Honor, I`m a fat f*ck and it`s all because of this fast food chain.`"
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:04 am
    Panth753, you could always claim that some of pictures pulled from Fancy`s hard drive have temporarily blinded you and ruined your life.
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    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:14 am
    The cookie girls got scammed.
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    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:28 am
    "Panth753, you could always claim that some of pictures pulled from Fancy`s hard drive have temporarily blinded you and ruined your life."

    Don`t give her any ideas ;-)

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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 7:32 am
    I guess there is truth in no good deed goes unpunished..
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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:04 am
    Real life trolls?
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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:27 am
    13 (The silent track) seems legitimate to me.
    Like stealing a comedians joke.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 8:31 am
    piemaster: jokes don`t occur naturally. Silence does. It`s a ridiculous claim to say that you wrote silence, any more than I can claim I invented darkness. Have you ever turned a light off? Well then you used darkness without my permission. I`m suing you.


    And what a bitch that cookie woman is. I can`t believe a judge actually ruled in her favour.

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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2009 at 8:32 am
    January 2009: After Long Island doctor Richard Batista was slapped with divorce papers from his cheating wife, he decided he`d had enough and sued her for the return of a gift he`d give her eight years prior: a kidney. If that wasn`t feasible, he`d "settle" for $1.5 million. You`re welcome.

    I felt bad for that guy. All the thanklessness he must of felt after the whole ordeal. I think his lawsuit was a little out of line, but I can understand what he was going for.

    The whore wasn`t a gold digger, she was an organ digger.

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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:01 am
    I only have a few words to say: Welcome to America- the land where I can sue someone because I tripped on a stone on their properity

    I heard about the silence track...but I never knew he was sued

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    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Typical U.S. Bullsh*t
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:10 am
    The guy in number 6 is a genius...
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    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Wow.
    OMG! I JUST HIT A BOY!
    WHY WOULD HE JUST RUN INTO MY CAR?
    THAT LITTLE IDIOT! HE HAS NO BRAINS!
    That`s what I can imagine #1 saying.
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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:36 am
    That last guy was hilarious.
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    boglob Male 18-29
    63 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:01 am
    Number 11 Girls Sued for Baking Cookies

    WTF? First of all I can`t believe that some had an anxiety attack because someone knocked they`re door ar 10:30pm but to sue two kids for baking you some cookies is realy drated up. Imagine haviny to PAY $930 because you preformed a random act of kindness for your neighbors, that sucks.

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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:02 am
    "since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."

    ARG! i almost got away with it too!

    If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:14 am
    lulz @ the man who sues himself!

    "Stating that he violated his own religious beliefs by committing the crime, he sought payment for a civil rights offense. Of course, since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf."

    that is the sh*t!!11

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    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1599 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:15 am
    "since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."

    ARG! i almost got away with it too!

    If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:20 am
    John Cage should`ve kept that up.
    Every time you turn everything off and go to bed, he couldn`ve made a mint on it XD
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I think we killed another link again.
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    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    I actually agree with #9... The whore took his kidney, then divorced him... He should get it back...
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    "piemaster: jokes don`t occur naturally. Silence does. It`s a ridiculous claim to say that you wrote silence, any more than I can claim I invented darkness."

    John Cage didn`t claim to invent silence, he was the first musician to come up with the idea of putting a track of silence on his record. If someone else puts a track of silence on their record in the future, they are ripping off John Cage`s creative idea, and Cage has every right to sue for the royalties of whoever stole his idea. It isn`t that he invented silence, rather, he was the one who had the idea to put it on a record alongside various original musical compositions.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    I remember I learned about what a lawsuit was when I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where Greg`s mom slipped on a piece of glass from Dharma`s parents` place and sued.
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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    #9 i actually agree with.

    #11, they shouldn`t be knocking on anyone`s door that late at night unless they have an emergency.

    #13 has a point i guess. but really?

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    #6 genious
    #9 too arguable to be on the list
    #11 can`t believe they had to pay a penny! Is Durango renouned for polite burglars or something?
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Hahah!, except for the kidney....give it back you whore!
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    agree with #9, because she cheated, but thats the only reason. #14, he should have gotten it, because being insane he didnt know what he was doing.
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    ceruchaoman Male 13-17
    31 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Someone I know owns a cafe, and somebody tried to sue after they tripped outside it.
    Instead she got an architect to evaluate it, who concluded the ramp was perfect, and the woman is an idiot.

    Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp?

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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    I`m suing everyone who posts first.
  32. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp?"
    well, I trip over flat surfaces, so a ramp is easy to trip over
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    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    i lol`d at the wu-tang clan, `tsunami victims`, and nordic gods. if he isn`t crazy he must have a good time.
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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    I get #9. The silence guy seems greedy.
  35. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 27, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    Douchebags of the world need to unite and form a class action law suit against Criss Angel. He stole all of the doucheyness in the world and now there is none left for the rest of us.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 1:22 am
    LOL at the guy who sued himself......that takes some serious nads.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    All of those were thrown out, of course.
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    bocaj90 Female 70 & Over
    31 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    wow...what douches
  39. Profile photo of Swaba
    Swaba Male 13-17
    39 posts
    April 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Wow, Go american court system. Gotta love it

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