15 Of The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever

Submitted by: smartbomb314 8 years ago in
http://www.paralegaltraining.net/blog/15-crazy-lawsuits

If you read this link, I"m suing for trespassing.
There are 39 comments:
Male 39
Wow, Go american court system. Gotta love it
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Female 31
wow...what douches
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Male 10,440
All of those were thrown out, of course.
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Male 2,238
LOL at the guy who sued himself......that takes some serious nads.
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Male 2,582
Douchebags of the world need to unite and form a class action law suit against Criss Angel. He stole all of the doucheyness in the world and now there is none left for the rest of us.
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Male 367
I get #9. The silence guy seems greedy.
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Female 329
i lol`d at the wu-tang clan, `tsunami victims`, and nordic gods. if he isn`t crazy he must have a good time.
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Male 820
"Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp?"
well, I trip over flat surfaces, so a ramp is easy to trip over
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Male 2,050
I`m suing everyone who posts first.
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Male 31
Someone I know owns a cafe, and somebody tried to sue after they tripped outside it.
Instead she got an architect to evaluate it, who concluded the ramp was perfect, and the woman is an idiot.

Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp?

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Female 1,082
agree with #9, because she cheated, but thats the only reason. #14, he should have gotten it, because being insane he didnt know what he was doing.
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Male 1,788
Hahah!, except for the kidney....give it back you whore!
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Male 1,929
#6 genious
#9 too arguable to be on the list
#11 can`t believe they had to pay a penny! Is Durango renouned for polite burglars or something?
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Female 778
#9 i actually agree with.

#11, they shouldn`t be knocking on anyone`s door that late at night unless they have an emergency.

#13 has a point i guess. but really?

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Female 15,763
I remember I learned about what a lawsuit was when I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where Greg`s mom slipped on a piece of glass from Dharma`s parents` place and sued.
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Male 3,842
"piemaster: jokes don`t occur naturally. Silence does. It`s a ridiculous claim to say that you wrote silence, any more than I can claim I invented darkness."

John Cage didn`t claim to invent silence, he was the first musician to come up with the idea of putting a track of silence on his record. If someone else puts a track of silence on their record in the future, they are ripping off John Cage`s creative idea, and Cage has every right to sue for the royalties of whoever stole his idea. It isn`t that he invented silence, rather, he was the one who had the idea to put it on a record alongside various original musical compositions.

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Male 674
I actually agree with #9... The whore took his kidney, then divorced him... He should get it back...
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Female 2,064
I think we killed another link again.
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Female 1,653
John Cage should`ve kept that up.
Every time you turn everything off and go to bed, he couldn`ve made a mint on it XD
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Male 1,627
"since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."

ARG! i almost got away with it too!

If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.

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Male 1,297
lulz @ the man who sues himself!

"Stating that he violated his own religious beliefs by committing the crime, he sought payment for a civil rights offense. Of course, since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf."

that is the sh*t!!11

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Male 1,627
"since he didn`t have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."

ARG! i almost got away with it too!

If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.

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Male 63
Number 11 Girls Sued for Baking Cookies

WTF? First of all I can`t believe that some had an anxiety attack because someone knocked they`re door ar 10:30pm but to sue two kids for baking you some cookies is realy drated up. Imagine haviny to PAY $930 because you preformed a random act of kindness for your neighbors, that sucks.

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Male 376
That last guy was hilarious.
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Female 102
Wow.
OMG! I JUST HIT A BOY!
WHY WOULD HE JUST RUN INTO MY CAR?
THAT LITTLE IDIOT! HE HAS NO BRAINS!
That`s what I can imagine #1 saying.
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Male 3,425
The guy in number 6 is a genius...
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Male 162
Typical U.S. Bullsh*t
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Female 4,225
I only have a few words to say: Welcome to America- the land where I can sue someone because I tripped on a stone on their properity

I heard about the silence track...but I never knew he was sued

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Male 1,254
January 2009: After Long Island doctor Richard Batista was slapped with divorce papers from his cheating wife, he decided he`d had enough and sued her for the return of a gift he`d give her eight years prior: a kidney. If that wasn`t feasible, he`d "settle" for $1.5 million. You`re welcome.

I felt bad for that guy. All the thanklessness he must of felt after the whole ordeal. I think his lawsuit was a little out of line, but I can understand what he was going for.

The whore wasn`t a gold digger, she was an organ digger.

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Male 4,290
piemaster: jokes don`t occur naturally. Silence does. It`s a ridiculous claim to say that you wrote silence, any more than I can claim I invented darkness. Have you ever turned a light off? Well then you used darkness without my permission. I`m suing you.


And what a bitch that cookie woman is. I can`t believe a judge actually ruled in her favour.

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Male 226
13 (The silent track) seems legitimate to me.
Like stealing a comedians joke.
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Male 650
Real life trolls?
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Female 917
I guess there is truth in no good deed goes unpunished..
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Male 414
"Panth753, you could always claim that some of pictures pulled from Fancy`s hard drive have temporarily blinded you and ruined your life."

Don`t give her any ideas ;-)

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Male 78
The cookie girls got scammed.
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Male 817
Panth753, you could always claim that some of pictures pulled from Fancy`s hard drive have temporarily blinded you and ruined your life.
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Female 208
I`m surprised there wasn`t one stating someone suing McDonalds or something like that because they were overweight. In the words of the great Foamy: "What do you say when you`re in front of the judge? `Yes, your Honor, I`m a fat f*ck and it`s all because of this fast food chain.`"
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Female 9,475
God, if only I can come up with a reason to sue iab...
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Male 1,220
Link: 15 Of The Dumbest Lawsuits Ever [Rate Link] - If you read this link, I`m suing for trespassing.
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