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Date: 03/28/09 03:00 AM

63 Responses to 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks From Around The World

  1. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    March 27, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Link: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks From Around The World - Proof that there`s a segment of people out there that`ll ingest anything.
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    trp712 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:05 am
    Firstly, notice how many of them were from Japan? like we needed more proof of their craziness.
    Secondly, amazingly, people probably BOUGHT those drinks.
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:19 am
    they cant be as bad as they seem. im down
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    Badlad99 Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:54 am
    Comeone the tentacle rape soda is just grape its hardly disgusting
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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 4:07 am
    There was something odd about one of the items listed.

    Then I went into the kitchen.

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    lloyd525 Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 4:35 am
    that picture is shooped. i can tell from the lazors and having shooped quite a few woops in my time.
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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 4:42 am
    Pla...cen....ta?


    *dies*

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    aquazuba Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:13 am
    Coolpis??

    i`d drink something made with THAT name...

    coolpis...

    and who cares if its photoshopped? everyone ruins the point of photoshop...its supposed to make us smile!!!

    geez

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:15 am
    Ah yes, it`s easy to poke fun of other cultures, most notably those crazy Asians. and agreed, many of these drinks sound disgusting.

    But it`s in the good `ol US of A one can find such commonplace yet revolting concoctions as Clamato Juice, which is described as a mix of "reconstituted tomato juice concentrate, reconstituted dried clam broth and MSG".

    In the name of Jesus, Mary, Mohammed and Vishnu, what the F*CK is this sh*t that you yanks seem to drink as if it`s the most normal thing in the world? It`s as appetizing and arbitrary as Oyster Lemonade. F*ck me in the bum.

    *vomits at the mere thought of it*

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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Tentacle Grape made me laugh.

    Koala, what`s up with your thumb?

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    thubanstar Female 50-59
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:39 am
    Gotta agree with that, davymid. I was frightened as a child of Clamato and still think anyone who drinks it has horrible mental problems.

    Why it is in all grocery stores is a complete mystery to me, I`ve only ever met one person who drank it.

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Well.. some of them made me feel ill at the mere thought (i can`t even stand the smell of celery, let alone want to drink it).

    I was happy to see Jones soda on the list. We had an american shop here for a while and i used to love jones soda. I also used to pay well over 5 times what I would pay for a box of cereal here, just to get oreo cereal. Good stuff.

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 6:05 am
    The last one was the icing on the horrifying cake...
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 6:26 am
    Oh, come on they didn`t look that bad. I`ve has Pepsi White and it`s delicious. What`s wrong with celery juice, it could be nice.

    They say they don`t like to poke fun at other cultures, but they sort of do.

    They don`t eat cheese in Japan. But if we told them that we squeeze milk out of cows, seperate the solids outy of it and let it go moudly for 6 months, they would probably puke. But cheese it absolutely delicious. Just goes to show, don`t judge a book by it`s cover.

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    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:04 am
    where can I buy the cannabis drink?
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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Psh - I only puked 3 times.

    # 10 is a complete lie - have you seen the breasts on the japans?!!!

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    kokuryuha Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Tentacle Grape??
    Fungus tea? Now I know why I never drink tea....
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Ew. Just ew. That is all I can say.
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    Alexcools Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Hey Egg soda is awesome!!!
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    outfire Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:50 am
    i lol`d at the fact that most of these are japanese, and also the cannabis drink.
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    wtmac Male 30-39
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    March 28, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Not sure I would like the Thanksgiving meal in a bottle... but Jones makes some damn good soda. I love their apple soda, soooo good, and bubble gum soda is actually pretty good to.
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    Maromi Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 8:26 am
    I`ve lost all respect for Jones Soda.
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    JMoney100 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 8:33 am
    and what exactly is wrong with the weed soda? i`d drink that.
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 8:35 am
    Okay...The two Pepsi`sound really good (Cucumber and Yogurt), and the Kim Chi drink (pronounced Kim Chee) probably is just for pouring on your food, or using as a soup base...
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 8:50 am
    My mum has made Kombucha before, it isn`t actually all that bad...

    As for yogurt Pepsi, hell why not? We drink YOP here in Canada... A liquid yogurt drink.

    Which also makes me wonder how the cheese drink would taste. I doubt I would mind it at all. I love YOP, I love cheese, and anyone who`s given their kid Danone/Dannon, you`re giving your kid fruit flavoured cheese anyway...

    Celery juice wouldn`t be bad either. It`s 90% water. I wonder what the hempseed soda tastes like.

    As for Jones, well, they`ve been off the wall forever, I think. I`d wonder if the flavours were serious, like JellyBelly was with those Harry Potter "everyflavour beans"... Now THOSE were gross.

    And I`ve heard a lot about the health benefits of placenta... In some cultures, the mother will actually eat her own placenta, in order to replenish her blood iron level, avoid anemia, and get the energy she`d need to take on raising a baby.Would I *drink* it? Not willingly... But don`t knock it.

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:24 am
    I Lol`d real hard at "Tentacle Grape"
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I have a can of the cel-ray, decent, gross, but decent
    it really does taste like celery

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    uncleduck Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Kombucha is good stuff and healthy. It`s especially good with some ginger in it. Shame that it`s expensive to buy and a bit of a pain to make at home.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I always post stuff just slightly too late..
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    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:31 am
    mmm...placenta
  31. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:37 am
    tentacle grape? hahaha. i wanna buy some.
  32. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:44 am
    A lot of russian people like fungus tea. My mom makes it sometimes (I NEVER touch that stuff though, it looks absolutely vile =[)

    lol @ tentacle rape

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    neveryours Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 10:30 am
    ewww
    i have never had any of that stuff
    and hopefully if im lucky i never will
  34. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 10:32 am
    garlic drink sounds kinda good...
  35. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 10:34 am
    "Koala, what`s up with your thumb?"


    yeah seriously

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    Leopardson Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 11:17 am
    mmm..........placenta 400000...

    Hey, the FBI are breaking down my door.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 11:22 am
    If someone paid me, I`d try each and every one on Youtube.

    And don`t knock it till ya try it! I love unagi! :3

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    chaitanya Male 40-49
    216 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 11:50 am
    theres ginger beer. which is awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
    i dont rember was there the cow urine soft drink?
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I`d drink Pepsi White + Cannabis juice + NEEDS cheese.
    The rest was just a little too strange...
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    March 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    the kumbocha or watever tea, is more of a medicinal thing than an actual beverage.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    They aren`t so bad that I wouldn`t give them a taste, although you`d probably have to pay me for a few of them.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    lmao breast enlargement beverage xD
    judging by the packaging on that drink and the fact that its from japan, i wouldnt be suprised if american/british/anywhere tourists are giving their kids that drink.. thinking its just normal juice..LOL
    oh dear..
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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    "Hentai Tentacle Rape Soda"

    holy shi-...

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    Fancylady13 Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    i want the cannibals drink
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    chippy0187 Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    The fungus tea is actually really nice and good for you :D:D
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    habbazoot
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    i have wanted to try the holiday pack for so long. not because it looks like it tastes good, but because its Jones


    i effing love jones. best thing ever made. it will perobably keep me from beer for my enitre life. the Blue Bubblegum Soda and the Green Apple soda are the best things ever. i am actually going to get one now. good bye

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    PPPRULE Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    liquid cheese XD
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    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    they sell one like the cannabis drink at the petrol station near my house. exept its called hemp.

    but hentai tentacle rape?
    WHAA.

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    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    lloyd525, neveryours, Tiredofnicks:

    Yes, It`s shopped, I increased the lighing on the bottle, it was too dark.

    I`ve also shrunk it in size, but kept the original size for the word "Kombucha" and added that teal squiggly circle.

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    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    March 28, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    Aaah I just had Kombucha tea yesterday! I couldn`
    t even finish a tenth of it, it was so disgusting...tasted like rotten mango...Have you ever drank something that was actually cold, but tasted warm? Do you have any idea how drating wierd that is?!
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    aliachloe Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    And Italy`s Beverly didn`t make it because...? It is bitter, foul, and tastes absolutely horrid. Like what the waters of Venice would probably taste like carbonated.
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    boglob Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    Here in Ireland we have this wierd drink called "guinness", its like beer but its black and taste`s like crap
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    sam0hT Male 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    I`d buy those.
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    VINSON Male 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    Tentacle gRape. HAHAHA!!!!! wtf
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    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
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    March 28, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Theres a drink here called hemp. It has weed leaves all over it. They call it `the magic potion` lol. It tastes good.
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    Skankenstein Female 13-17
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    March 28, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    Tentacle Grape= WIN!
  57. Profile photo of Davilyan
    Davilyan Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 2:07 am
    "Here in Ireland we have this wierd drink called "guinness", its like beer but its black and taste`s like crap"
    cant agree more. ^^
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    March 29, 2009 at 5:40 am
    vv Guinness tastes like crap? Wash your mouth out, both of you. With Guinness.
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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    March 29, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    the vietnamese drink actually sounds pretty good...

    The rest, not so much.

    (as an unrelated note, I have had kimchee chocolate before. not horrible)

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    monkeyshine7 Male 18-29
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    March 29, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    Eeeeewwwww... Placenta 4000.
    I would buy the tenticle rape drink lol
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    March 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    placenta! thats definitely the worst!
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
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    April 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    I`d actually buy, tentacle grape, Cannabis, and the jones soda. If only for the bottles..

    as for Kombucha. NASTY, looks like a jar with grease drippings. *Gag*

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    BrnishedLily Female 18-29
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    June 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    lol....tentacle rape drink. Almost as funny as finding health potions....

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