14 Horrifying Soft Drinks From Around The World

Submitted by: rgsupergrove 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_17174_yogurt-pepsi-14-horrifying-soft-drinks-around-world.html

Proof that there"s a segment of people out there that"ll ingest anything.
There are 62 comments:
Female 75
lol....tentacle rape drink. Almost as funny as finding health potions....
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Female 895
I`d actually buy, tentacle grape, Cannabis, and the jones soda. If only for the bottles..

as for Kombucha. NASTY, looks like a jar with grease drippings. *Gag*

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Female 1,082
placenta! thats definitely the worst!
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Male 74
Eeeeewwwww... Placenta 4000.
I would buy the tenticle rape drink lol
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Male 1,078
the vietnamese drink actually sounds pretty good...

The rest, not so much.

(as an unrelated note, I have had kimchee chocolate before. not horrible)

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Male 12,138
vv Guinness tastes like crap? Wash your mouth out, both of you. With Guinness.
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Male 73
"Here in Ireland we have this wierd drink called "guinness", its like beer but its black and taste`s like crap"
cant agree more. ^^
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Female 177
Tentacle Grape= WIN!
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Female 108
Theres a drink here called hemp. It has weed leaves all over it. They call it `the magic potion` lol. It tastes good.
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Male 65
Tentacle gRape. HAHAHA!!!!! wtf
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Male 229
I`d buy those.
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Male 63
Here in Ireland we have this wierd drink called "guinness", its like beer but its black and taste`s like crap
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Female 198
And Italy`s Beverly didn`t make it because...? It is bitter, foul, and tastes absolutely horrid. Like what the waters of Venice would probably taste like carbonated.
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Female 121
Aaah I just had Kombucha tea yesterday! I couldn`
t even finish a tenth of it, it was so disgusting...tasted like rotten mango...Have you ever drank something that was actually cold, but tasted warm? Do you have any idea how drating wierd that is?!
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Male 2,576
lloyd525, neveryours, Tiredofnicks:

Yes, It`s shopped, I increased the lighing on the bottle, it was too dark.

I`ve also shrunk it in size, but kept the original size for the word "Kombucha" and added that teal squiggly circle.

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Female 298
they sell one like the cannabis drink at the petrol station near my house. exept its called hemp.

but hentai tentacle rape?
WHAA.

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Female 227
liquid cheese XD
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Male 17
The fungus tea is actually really nice and good for you :D:D
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Female 23
i want the cannibals drink
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Female 5,139
"Hentai Tentacle Rape Soda"

holy shi-...

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Female 5,139
lmao breast enlargement beverage xD
judging by the packaging on that drink and the fact that its from japan, i wouldnt be suprised if american/british/anywhere tourists are giving their kids that drink.. thinking its just normal juice..LOL
oh dear..
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Female 1,231
They aren`t so bad that I wouldn`t give them a taste, although you`d probably have to pay me for a few of them.
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Female 2,927
the kumbocha or watever tea, is more of a medicinal thing than an actual beverage.
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Female 1,653
I`d drink Pepsi White + Cannabis juice + NEEDS cheese.
The rest was just a little too strange...
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Male 216
theres ginger beer. which is awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
i dont rember was there the cow urine soft drink?
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Male 9,305
If someone paid me, I`d try each and every one on Youtube.

And don`t knock it till ya try it! I love unagi! :3

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Male 315
mmm..........placenta 400000...

Hey, the FBI are breaking down my door.

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Female 1,269
"Koala, what`s up with your thumb?"


yeah seriously

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Male 1,835
garlic drink sounds kinda good...
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Female 1,269
ewww
i have never had any of that stuff
and hopefully if im lucky i never will
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Female 460
A lot of russian people like fungus tea. My mom makes it sometimes (I NEVER touch that stuff though, it looks absolutely vile =[)

lol @ tentacle rape

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Female 2,064
tentacle grape? hahaha. i wanna buy some.
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Female 2,672
mmm...placenta
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Male 1,788
I always post stuff just slightly too late..
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Male 302
Kombucha is good stuff and healthy. It`s especially good with some ginger in it. Shame that it`s expensive to buy and a bit of a pain to make at home.
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Male 820
I have a can of the cel-ray, decent, gross, but decent
it really does taste like celery

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Male 2,788
I Lol`d real hard at "Tentacle Grape"
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Female 340
My mum has made Kombucha before, it isn`t actually all that bad...

As for yogurt Pepsi, hell why not? We drink YOP here in Canada... A liquid yogurt drink.

Which also makes me wonder how the cheese drink would taste. I doubt I would mind it at all. I love YOP, I love cheese, and anyone who`s given their kid Danone/Dannon, you`re giving your kid fruit flavoured cheese anyway...

Celery juice wouldn`t be bad either. It`s 90% water. I wonder what the hempseed soda tastes like.

As for Jones, well, they`ve been off the wall forever, I think. I`d wonder if the flavours were serious, like JellyBelly was with those Harry Potter "everyflavour beans"... Now THOSE were gross.

And I`ve heard a lot about the health benefits of placenta... In some cultures, the mother will actually eat her own placenta, in order to replenish her blood iron level, avoid anemia, and get the energy she`d need to take on raising a baby.Would I *drink* it? Not willingly... But don`t knock it.

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Male 1,244
Okay...The two Pepsi`sound really good (Cucumber and Yogurt), and the Kim Chi drink (pronounced Kim Chee) probably is just for pouring on your food, or using as a soup base...
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Male 312
and what exactly is wrong with the weed soda? i`d drink that.
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Female 1,095
I`ve lost all respect for Jones Soda.
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Male 436
Not sure I would like the Thanksgiving meal in a bottle... but Jones makes some damn good soda. I love their apple soda, soooo good, and bubble gum soda is actually pretty good to.
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Male 524
i lol`d at the fact that most of these are japanese, and also the cannabis drink.
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Male 180
Hey Egg soda is awesome!!!
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Female 917
Ew. Just ew. That is all I can say.
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Female 208
Tentacle Grape??
Fungus tea? Now I know why I never drink tea....
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Female 1,436
Psh - I only puked 3 times.

# 10 is a complete lie - have you seen the breasts on the japans?!!!

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Female 323
where can I buy the cannabis drink?
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Male 3,425
Oh, come on they didn`t look that bad. I`ve has Pepsi White and it`s delicious. What`s wrong with celery juice, it could be nice.

They say they don`t like to poke fun at other cultures, but they sort of do.

They don`t eat cheese in Japan. But if we told them that we squeeze milk out of cows, seperate the solids outy of it and let it go moudly for 6 months, they would probably puke. But cheese it absolutely delicious. Just goes to show, don`t judge a book by it`s cover.

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Male 2,395
The last one was the icing on the horrifying cake...
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Female 495
Well.. some of them made me feel ill at the mere thought (i can`t even stand the smell of celery, let alone want to drink it).

I was happy to see Jones soda on the list. We had an american shop here for a while and i used to love jones soda. I also used to pay well over 5 times what I would pay for a box of cereal here, just to get oreo cereal. Good stuff.

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Female 836
Gotta agree with that, davymid. I was frightened as a child of Clamato and still think anyone who drinks it has horrible mental problems.

Why it is in all grocery stores is a complete mystery to me, I`ve only ever met one person who drank it.

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Male 5,094
Tentacle Grape made me laugh.

Koala, what`s up with your thumb?

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Male 12,138
Ah yes, it`s easy to poke fun of other cultures, most notably those crazy Asians. and agreed, many of these drinks sound disgusting.

But it`s in the good `ol US of A one can find such commonplace yet revolting concoctions as Clamato Juice, which is described as a mix of "reconstituted tomato juice concentrate, reconstituted dried clam broth and MSG".

In the name of Jesus, Mary, Mohammed and Vishnu, what the F*CK is this sh*t that you yanks seem to drink as if it`s the most normal thing in the world? It`s as appetizing and arbitrary as Oyster Lemonade. F*ck me in the bum.

*vomits at the mere thought of it*

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Male 426
Coolpis??

i`d drink something made with THAT name...

coolpis...

and who cares if its photoshopped? everyone ruins the point of photoshop...its supposed to make us smile!!!

geez

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Female 2,220
Pla...cen....ta?


*dies*

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Male 98
that picture is shooped. i can tell from the lazors and having shooped quite a few woops in my time.
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Male 2,576
There was something odd about one of the items listed.

Then I went into the kitchen.

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Male 37
Comeone the tentacle rape soda is just grape its hardly disgusting
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Male 1,129
they cant be as bad as they seem. im down
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Male 2,238
Firstly, notice how many of them were from Japan? like we needed more proof of their craziness.
Secondly, amazingly, people probably BOUGHT those drinks.
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Male 895
Link: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks From Around The World [Rate Link] - Proof that there`s a segment of people out there that`ll ingest anything.
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