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Date: 03/11/09 06:00 AM

25 Responses to 11 Modern Technologies Much Older Than You Think

  1. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
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    March 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Link: 11 Modern Technologies Much Older Than You Think - Think you know when the the first car invented? I`ll bet you`re probably wrong..
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    mardraum Male 18-29
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    March 11, 2009 at 7:41 am
    "the Ice Age, where women, judging by the objects size, apparently had a "massive capacity." Oh god...Somehow, that made me both sick and excited at the same time
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    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Ancient Dildos.
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    Ktipr Male 18-29
    121 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 7:57 am
    I won that nim game on the first try :D
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 8:50 am
    "The US army discontinued the use of the weapons when the realized that enemies running screaming while engulfed in flame doesn`t really do much for the whole "winning hearts and minds" thing."

    Hahaha!

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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 9:45 am
    "It could carry four tons while traveling at the break-neck speed of two and a half miles per hour (people had really weak necks in those days)."
    funny line good article allways liked cracked
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    March 11, 2009 at 9:48 am
    The maths explainations for that Nim game explain how it`s impossible to win that java version. Thats just pointless.
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    Tekno Female 30-39
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    March 11, 2009 at 10:30 am
    "archaeologists regularly discover ancient dildos but are reluctant to label them as such, probably because they don`t want to be known as "that guy that keeps discovering dildos--you know, Indiana Dongs."

    AHAHAHAHAHA

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    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 11:22 am
    they forgot to add the cheeseburger i had earlier from McDonalds. :P
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    Psych0Kill3r Male 13-17
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    March 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    lol, just lol
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    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    The dildo is wrong, Cucumbers/Carrots have been around before even 28,000 BCE.
    Note: If you move in with a pretty but suspiciously single girl, DO NOT eat that cucumber in the fridge.

    Also, the Computer one is wrong. Cracked apparently forgot the Antikythera device, a mechanical device dated around 100-150 BCE.
    Of course, there is the Abacus if you consider it a calculator, which has been around longer then Mesopotamia, and is still used to this day.

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    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    I usually find these `You think you know, but you don`t` lists pretty patronising. Liked this one though!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    The only one I knew was the Car
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    i love the dildo one! it should have been a bit obvious though, men have been masturbating since the dawn of time, so of course women have too.
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    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    omly ones i knew were the car and video games
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    March 11, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Wow, did not see number 1 coming..
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    SM25 Male 13-17
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    March 11, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Interesting
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    Chancester Male 18-29
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    March 11, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    The first computer was actually created in 150-100 bc it was called the Antikythera mechanism. The Greeks used it to calculate astronomical positions.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    March 11, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    #1 - what a load of crap. Ever heard of a mortar and pestle, for grinding grain? It`s a dang pestle, you filthy-minded archaeologists!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    March 11, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    > Chancester
    > The first computer was actually created in 150-100 bc it was called the Antikythera mechanism. The Greeks used it to calculate astronomical positions

    What, like 5,000-year-old Stonehenge?

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    Call Male 13-17
    76 posts
    March 13, 2009 at 10:52 am
    a subamrine made from wood? very, very wise.
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    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 11:31 am
    first one :ew. why is it that people think that , "it" will solve their problems? make them happier?? again : EW. i cant believe i just said that.
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    cahalla Female 18-29
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    April 19, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    some of these inventors were so shafted.
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    and prule, obviously you haven`t discovered the fun you can have with it. lmao.

    lionhart, doesnt have the flat end of something mushing grain or rice against another hard object. Its might round and polished. GO ANCIENT WOMAN, men werent doing it right back then either.

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    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Man, this hot sauce I`m eating is spicy.

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