10 Photos From Alexander McQueen`s 2009 Show

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Alexander McQueen had a show at the 2009 Paris Fashion Week show. These were his 10 most outstanding designs--really.
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Female 198
What`s with their lips...?
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Female 895
sweet Jesus..If his attempt at this is art, awesome. If its the new fall collection, fail.
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Male 650
wow
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Male 274
It´s called MINDFUC KING YOU ALL people!
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Male 15,832
I think Alexander McQueen is a bitter old queer who really f***ing hates women.
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Male 757
uh wait what? whats with the lipstick??
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Male 395
It`s called ART people!
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Male 382
:`(
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Male 298
these designs arent meant to be worn. these types of fashion shows are basically art showcases using clothing and the body as canvas.
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Female 7
did he make those designs while the lights were off?
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Female 198
You couldn`t pay me to wear those outfits in public.
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Female 71
the first one looks like a tampon
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Female 1,269
D:
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Male 36
The lip thing just kills me.
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Female 310
he always does crazy stuff but at least then it was relatively pretty
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Male 1,929
Random bullpoo pretending to mean something.
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Male 2,388
smashion fashion
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Female 1,653
what the hell`s with the lips?
I could make more wearable clothes myself!
(well, design them at least)
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Male 1,623
Fashion is pointless.
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Female 590
These aren`t meant to be practical. In this sense, it`s meant to be an art. Look at the creativity and detail the designer put into these clothes. I think this is a really impressive collection. Besides, look at all the hype it`s generating! He`s obviously done something completely outside the box.
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Male 995
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
Oscar Wilde ftw
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Male 1,894
wow, fashion is so ugly.
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Male 492
**sigh**
Okay folks, this is what is considered Avant-Garde fashion. It is not meant to be marketed to mainstream. It is meant to push the boundaries. Many of those looks could be watered down to become actual wearable clothing. (some with a LOT of watering down!) For instance, look number 2, that`s a pretty kicking coat. Number 3, that skirt is actually really pretty. And the last one, do you not see the detail that went into making that (what appears to be) coat?!

No, Avant-Garde Fashion is not meant to be worn in real life, it`s simply meant to push the boundaries as far as you can push them, and get people to discuss it. That is what many artists want, people discussing what they`ve created.

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Male 134
retarded
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Male 175

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Female 960
I swear to god you people must have amnesia or something...Fashion Week happens twice a year, and despite that, there are these threads with the same mundane sh*t of "HOMG WHO WEARZ THAT STUFF HURR DURR" and "DAT AINT FASHION" and "OMG MODELS EAT A SAMMICH".

And twice a year I have to beat information into your culturally deprived brains.

Not this season. No. I`m tired, I`m ready for summer to get here, and I`m not feeling all puppies and rainbows.

Oh, PS. JoeYC... THIS right here: `this is fashion? maybe in some parts of america` shames Europe.

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Male 609
wtf
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Female 61
lolwut they is all burred?
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Male 420
i dont understand fashion
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Female 1,199
Strange... What`s up with the lips haha.
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Female 119
What happened? Last year Alexander McQueen showed the most beautiful dresses I`ve ever seen, and now that? Well...at least they are...interesting...
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Male 2,238
Fashion: It`s drated up.
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Female 318
.....Failure at its greatest
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Male 21
I swear to God (sorry if I offended you, but it`s true). I opened this and a fancylad picture page at the same time... I thought this was the pic`s page.
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Male 431
this isn`t art, it is self indulgent junk
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Male 326
I swear at one point or another I have killed every one of these women in a Shin Megami game.

They probably killed me a few times too.

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Male 2,245
a reverence of fashion, as well as the culinary arts, is reserved for those arrogant enough to attempt to flaunt some type of expression through mediums that are essential to survival while their fellow man dies in the streets. but yeah, those clothes were cool.
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Male 144
The lipstick looks like Lady Tottingham.

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Female 410
LOL @ TheSharpest.

"Depends. Are you arriving to said party in a small VW Bug with 16 friends stuffed in it? Are your shoes 15 inches long? Can you juggle?"

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Male 617
i hate. i hate. i want to cry.
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Male 2,582
Why do these designers waste their time making crap like this and who is funding it?
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Female 57
It`s very James St. James/Michael Alig. It looks like high fashion meets early 90`s club kid. It`s interesting.
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Female 298
from now on, when people say i am not stylish if this is style, then it will be a HUGE compliment
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Male 1,002
Imagine if people actually wore the crap that`s considered `high fashion`. The world would be so much more entertaining!
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Female 1,436
These were hilarious and frightening all at the same time!


I never understood runway clothing though - it isn`t like any of would honestly wear it in real life. Meh - it isn`t art either.

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Female 1,142
So many people have tried to explain this now, and so many have just not gotten it. XD
This is kinda why I liked the old comments system better.
You had to see the first posts first. We wouldn`t have to keep reiterating the fact that this is art. (maybe)
I mean, I guess people still mightn`t see it, `cause not everyone reads all the comments, but... people are misunderstanding so much, it makes me want to rant. </rant> XP
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Female 94
art. love it.
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Female 84
runways just keep getting better.
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Female 713
The purpose of these type of shows is to be bold and over the top. They`re not meant to be worn in daily life. Remember, fashion is art.
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Male 7,378
i dunno the iron maiden one is excellent
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Male 629
Apparently nobody after leesah has seen her comment. Again it`s not meant to be wearable off the runway, and you do see it in stores later on but in a much more toned-down look. I`m curious to see though, what the runway clothes looked like for clothes we all wear today.
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Male 4,004
"Sweet Jesus. What in the seven hells is wrong with this designer? All the models have lipstick smeared on their faces. Were they making out before the show or something?"

The designer is more than likely a homosexual, so the answer is no, they were not making out.

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Male 4,004
"Who pays to see crap like this?"
Actually, who gets paid to dress like this and manage to avoid public humiliation?

And I have a new found phobia of clowns now...thanks I-A-B.

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Male 1,629
the one listed as iron maiden was kinda hott in a bdsm kinda way the others just made me wanna die and kill at the same time
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Female 94
If this is fashion,I don`t want to be fashionable..clowns scare me.
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Female 119
Sweet Jesus. What in the seven hells is wrong with this designer? All the models have lipstick smeared on their faces. Were they making out before the show or something?
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Male 736
iron maiden i liked. the rest had scary-big lips. much poo poo.
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Male 1,220
Who pays to see crap like this?
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Male 1,765
"I would wear them all to a ball or party of some sort...Is that odd?"

Depends. Are you arriving to said party in a small VW Bug with 16 friends stuffed in it? Are your shoes 15 inches long? Can you juggle?

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Male 305
JoeYC
"this is fashion? maybe in some parts of america"

Yeah... America. God knows Europe is downright conservative when it comes to fashion.

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Male 778
What the hell is up with the lipstick? Someone needs counseling... I understand that runway fashion shows are supposed to be unique and different. Showcasing stuff you wouldn`t see walking down the street and only meant to be worn once.

But sometimes I just have to ask.. What was the designer on? Drug wise.

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Male 552
What the drat is this poo?
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Male 242
She got some serious DSL going.
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Male 721
this is fashion? maybe in some parts of america
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Male 19,840
ultimakewl = too young to know what he`s talking about.
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Female 52
This is why our economy is in shambles. Because people waste money making crap like this.
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Female 4,197
"Wheres iroj when we need her ;)"

i thought that same thing

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Male 323
how do people make money from these things?
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Female 527
I don`t think I would even wear those for Halloween.
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Male 1,598
I really don`t understand the fashion business. These are all ugly.
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Male 56
i thought fashion shows were supposed to be about fashion, not who can make the most ridiculus and absolutely stupid costumes
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Female 67
What`s with the lipstick on the entire lower half of her face?
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Female 5,139
Wheres iroj when we need her ;)

xD

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Female 1,082
this is supposed to look... good?
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Male 486
I agree Zerocyde. It`s obviously not fashion at all. Heck, you don`t see the designers walking around in this stuff. They know no one would actually wear it. It`s just art.
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Male 26
The iron maiden one looks sweet!
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Male 833
cutting = emo
not goth
you know the world`s in toruble when people cant even get their stereotypes right.
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Female 1,566
Frito: You haven`t seen anyone wearing any of it because runway clothes aren`t meant to be worn. They`re more of a showcase for the designer to show off their extreme skills, however unwearable they may be. They`re only there for you to say "wow, how did he do that with fabric and thread?"

The clothes you see on the runway are then watered down drastically, keeping the same overall "theme", but in a less intense and more wearable way. Those are the clothes you buy in the stores.

Anyway, I really like the Iron Maiden one. Very cool use of material.

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Female 481
For the 6th one the answer issss:

FAILURE. :D

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Male 3,255
If they would stop calling it fashion and just call it like, "clothing art" or something like that, then I think non-retarded people could get more `into` the whole thing.
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Male 199
I`ve never seen anyone actually wearing anything I`ve seen on these modeling shows.
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Male 1,627
ew she has candy lips
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Male 334
i will admit, i do kind of like the Iron Maiden one.
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Female 695
I LOVE 4, 5, 7, and 9. I would wear them all to a ball or party of some sort...Is that odd?
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Female 95
The sad thing is that there is someone somewhere who loves those clothes and would buy them. I however will burn the clothing if it ever comes to shop near me.
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Male 72
I actually like #s 9, 7, and 2...
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Male 1,788
Them were some ugly b*tches...and clothes.
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Female 4,197
i feel sorry for the poor models made to wear these
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Female 761
I must possess these ugly pieces of *beep* NOW!
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Female 1,963
I love them. Obviously I would never wear these anywhere, no one would. It`s art. You don`t have to like it.
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Male 133
Do people actually like these kind of clothes? "Fashion" is so ridiculous...
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Female 1,142
Hey - to each their own.
Some people sculpt, some people paint, some people sew.
These aren`t meant to be worn out on the street (obviously), they`re art made to be worn, and don`t waste resources any more than any other form of visual art.
People make wacky outfits for photographs all the time. What`s the difference if they`re walking down a runway? :/

That said, the first lady reminds me of a tampon gone wrong, but I love the dress the metal plates girl is wearing. :)
Wonder what was up with the lips, though?
It`s like he tried to simplify the lip shape to go with his design concept or something?
Kinda scary, but...

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Female 18
McQueen`s been designing like this for ages... you should see his other stuff..
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Male 376
Oh god my eyes.
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Male 488
seriously why is this fashion? why does this even happen. who puts together these events? people are so arrogant
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Male 1,064
what the HELL is wrong with their LIPS?
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Male 2,148
"Hey I`ve got an idea! Let`s attach an upside down umbrella to the top of this dress!"

"...Brilliant!"

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Female 53
i like the third.
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Male 1,085
Oh jeez.
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Male 889
she seriously needs to lose some weight i could only see 4 of her ribs..

fat bitch

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Male 2,125
wadafuxup with the lips? ewwww >.<
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Female 455
The giant lips actually totally freak me out...
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Male 1,254
I`d feel better if people were hurling money at Wall Street and bank execs rather than at these "fashion" designers.

The only profitable use any of this would have is in interrogation techniques. Either dress up the prisoners in those things or force them to view the pictures.

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Female 1,095
Apparently I don`t understand fashion. And wtf is up with the makeup. >=[ looks like she was eating pie then threw it up but forgot to wipe her mouth.
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Female 92
Danniddr.
These are worse than the 10 pics from FancyLad.

Honestly. This is horrible. I`ll have nightmares.

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Female 2,672
lips *shakes* they were evrywhere
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Male 1,765
I never understood the fashion world. Who the F*CK would even consider buying this? Throw it away. Don`t even donate it to the homeless, they`re probably gonna reject that crap anyway.
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Male 552
I really like the fifth one.
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Male 897
I agree with AllyGator. (Is your name a Garbage Pail Kids reference, btw?)

What the hell is up with fashion shows like this? I think it`s just a contest to see who can make the most ridiculous and unattractive clothing possible. I mean, is it me or would we feel a lot more comfortable with this whole post if it somehow involved a Japanese game show?

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Female 4,039
All I see is lip. Oh, and hideous clothes.
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Male 240
Gross! Who would buy this crap?
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Female 49
<rant>I really don`t understand the point of fashion shows like this..
I`ve always thought the point of fashion shows was to show a new line of clothing, but who the hell would wear this in real life? The only reason these clothes are made is so the designers can make models wear them down a runway, while a bunch of people, who find these clothes atrociously ugly, can say that they love the designs to seem upscale and snotty.</rant>

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Male 1,204
these pictures scare me.
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Male 703
can`t stand those lips... annoy the heck out of me..
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Female 943
what the hell.. thats not fashion.
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Male 221
Shows like this always seem like a waste of time, money, and resources. I just don`t get it.
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Male 801
This has made me feel sick. Frankly. These photos are worse than the hidden photos on Fancys hard drive...
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Male 4,393
FISH LIPS!!!!!!!
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Male 243
scary... almost as scary as the 10 pics from fancy`s hard drive... *shudder*
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Male 338
well impressed is not the right word for this.
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Male 740
the hell is wrong with her face?
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Male 132
...lul wut?
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Female 15,763
Uh, ma`am, you got some.. uh... some stuff on your lip there... right over.. aww f*ck it. Your lips look massive.
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Male 19,840
Link: 10 Photos From Alexander McQueen`s 2009 Show [Rate Link] - Alexander McQueen had a show at the 2009 Paris Fashion Week show. These were his 10 most outstanding designs--really.
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