10 More Creepy Photos From Fancy`s Hidden Files

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

The final mystery pic actually made me throw up in my mouth a bit. As always, safe for work, but not so safe for life.
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Female 167
Wow. What have I seen...
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Male 3
holy poo the old guy in the gimp suit if funny as hell
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Female 961
gummy01- youre not funny.

also. wtf is up w/ the guy in the leather.

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Male 451
well, number five DOES have an incredible looking chest
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Male 19
1. Nice Fake N Bakes, his head looks like near explosion. Not matching his arms.

2. Sadly, I have friends that do that to condoms...

3. Gymnast coaches actually do sit on their gymnasts to stretch them out more.

4. One word....PROTEIN. Ya lousy vegetarian.

5. Get me drunk and I MIGHT do her.....might. Just as long as I have a paper bag.

6. I DARE that guy to fart....a lot....then open up a hole at the neck.

7. Well, when your horny....I guess.

8. I`d have that face too if I woke up next to something like that. Can you say "What the F&^@ did I do last night?"

9. Wow....thats....really....disgusting.

10. ITS A GOOIE DUCK! (type of clam doohiker)

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Male 363
5 is shopped her eyes are actually blue
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Male 269
wtf? My smiley didn`t work. It`s on the list. Ya might want to get that updated. B-| |-X ;-/ o:-)
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Male 269
1. A bottle of Tang? Nah! I`d say it`s more like Sunny D.

6. Oh, I just have to do it! It`s impossible to pass up...

7. That doesn`t look real. Sorry everyone, but I call shop on that one.

10. Read the frickin` comments and click on matt164164`s link before asking what this is. Geez! B-|

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Female 735
5 has GOT to be shopped!
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Female 250
Uh huh... Not really as werid as the last couple.
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Male 98
@ pic 5.

fancy, get back to 4chan.

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Male 1,361
fancy; seek help
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Female 710
...whut
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Male 1
The last one is a pic of a geoduck, pronounced "gooey duck". geoduck wiki
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Male 301
9 down: "HE`S RIDIN THAT HOG!!!!!!"
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Female 208
Okay, the...what is it...fourth one down? The one with the kid`s shirt lifted up...that`s just sad...and I don`t wanna know what the f*ck the last one is....
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Male 316
that guy in the leather. He`s from the future. Creepy to some is awesome to others. Puts things in perspective doesn`t it.
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Female 228
wow captain birdseye really let himself go..
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Male 271
kids these days...
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Male 4,793
thanks to mike rowe, i know that 10 was a Geoduck (pronounced more like gooey duck)
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Male 2,238
Oh wow, these are awesome. The first guy obvisously misread the instructions on the fake tan bottle.
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Female 326
Quebec1217 - what you don`t find as creepy may be creepy to other people. It`s called personal perception.
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Female 318
That is
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Epic failure
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Male 615
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT LAST ONE?

Holy crap. These are just bizarre.

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Male 991
Geoduck. Bleegh, those things are weird.
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Male 109
#5 looks like its been Photo Shopped...

Oh, and I don`t see why this is creepy. Enough already with using that word in the title every time photos like this are posted.

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Female 741
wtf is the last one
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Male 430
LOL #9 YeHAW!
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Male 176
Go TESC!
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Female 1,436
Ugh, I believe I caught the same cold as Fancy - thanks. I feel like I have entered the 7th realm of hell. Alas, let the sarcasm begin:
1. Wow - spray on tans do have a limit prior to looking like a complete douchebag
2. Isn`t this a reject?
3. Not really weird - this is how they stretch
4. WTF?! I threw up - twice. Make that 3 times
5. Nose + Mouth + Chin + Eyebrows = Complete failure in the cuteness department
6. Lionhart: your dad is HOT!
7. Pedobear and his wonderful sidekick. . . I`m scared.
8. Poor thing - she was just raped.
9. No words - JUST PURE FU*KING LAUGHTER!
10. Geoduck = an evolutionary sexual joke

Ok, I`m looking forward to the next list! Ugh, I hope I get better by than.

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Female 376
#1 is cleary photoshoped
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Female 1,652
Is she posing with a wax figure in the first one?
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Female 662
Holy crap, I think I know the girl in the 4th picture? An anorexic lesbian named.. Amy. I think? I`m awful with names. But I remember seeing her picture on myspace or something.
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Female 59
That last pic is a Geoduck :D
And yes, they were on dirty jobs.
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Female 876
I saw that last thing on Dirty Jobs.

And as always, I find these incredibly boring. Honestly, none of these pictures are shocking, hilarious, or terrifying.

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Female 1,231
Aw, it thinks she`s a bukkit. ^w^
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Male 904
the first ones bf looks like a metrosexual bottle of TANG
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Female 5,139
.......

there are........no words...

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Male 9,305
8) Cuddles! XD
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Female 731
I LOVE GEODUCKS!!

They are my favourite animals. :D

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Female 126
Please get this out of my head
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Male 277
gueyduck!!!! lol and 2nd one lol lmao
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Female 157
Bah...i wanted to scream out "Geoduck!"
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Male 7,378
wow man that 1st one is a stepford dad
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Female 1,401
LEATHER MAN!!
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Female 2,064
The second one made me laugh.
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Male 8,302
What worries me is the incredibly similarity between that old man in leather and my dad... dad, is there something you want to tell us all...?

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Male 122
I drating love the 9th one. Some people just know how to party.
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Male 330
youre a dirty person,fancy!!!
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Female 15,763
The first one reminds me of that one episode of some show I forgot where the kid eats a lot of this orange snack and his skin turns orange...
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Male 38
the 5th chick looks like penelope cruize - and a horse
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Male 323
that last one is disturbing.
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Male 264
is #2 a dude or a chick...>_<
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Female 1,690
(lol)
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Male 1,078
GEODUCK! Aw, you guys beat me too it.
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Female 4,028
Are you sure the first guy isn`t a mannequin?
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Male 4
not that bad, the last one as well
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Female 204
geoduck!
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Female 231
this one was one of my favorites
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Male 1,002
Geoducks (the thing in the last picture) are some of the most ridiculous creatures I`ve ever encountered. They`re basically clams with really long necks that hide a foot or two under the sand on beaches and squirt you when you walk near them. You can sometimes tell where they are because of the little water-filled holes in the ground. You can all the time tell where they are if you step near the right hole and get geyser`d. Yes, that does in fact mean that you are being blasted with water by that disgusting cow-junk looking thing in the last picture.
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Female 72
i love these.
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Male 32
gummywormz:

last one is a geoduck (pronounced gooeyduck for some reason...)


but anyway wtf and lol at the 5th one.

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Male 387
WTF..... WTF........... WTF....
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Female 1,516
#5 made me LoL... She looks like a Greyhound.
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Female 1,412
anyone care to tell me wtf the last one is?
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Male 114
#1 looks like he fell asleep on the waffel iron
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Male 4,867
...huh?

i swear #1 is a wax model

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Male 25
its gooey duck, not geo duck.
also known as the giant clam.
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Male 14,331
#5 I`ve found the female Butt-Head they`d be a perfect match.
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Female 1,082
wow... again, i am running out of things to say about these.
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Male 2,395
I thought the last one was a gigantic earthworm.. which made me squirm..... A LOT. O_o
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Female 1,306
PEDDDOOOOBEARRRR!
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Male 422
Wtf is a geoduck? Sounds like a freggin pokemon
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Male 221
the geoducks XD i should have guessed
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Female 145
The last one`s a geoduck - anyone seen Dirty Jobs?
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Male 168
Mrbowserpuff the last picture is a geoduck its like a giant clam but when you try to dig them they dig down into the dirt theyre frickin hard to catch good to eat though
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Male 123
horsie: "and as far as i know, neither me nor my friends who are male and wear makeup have any issues related to the make up."

Why so defensive? As long as you don`t look as disgustingly artificial like that douchebag from the first picture, you`re still on the "accepted" list.

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Male 275
What the hell is that last one?
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Male 31
ah.. i love theese things..
#2 cracks me up!
(hihi nr.2)
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Male 106
#6 IS fancy`s dad
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Male 64
What the hell is that last one?
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Male 185
Mcgovern1981: "If you have on more cosmetics than your girlfriend you have some issues to sort out."

Why? I`m a guy and i and i wear more make up than most of my female friends. Im bisexual, but i dont see how that has any meaning but i do know many straight guys who ware makeup.
and as far as i know, neither me nor my friends who are male and wear makeup have any issues related to the make up.

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Female 723
punkipenguin- the same exact thought crossed my mind.

As for the guy with the teddy bear, deja vu. Do I know you teddy guy? lol

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Female 778
#5 - isn`t putting this photo in the mix is kind of just making fun of someone? she`s not acting weird and hasn`t done anything to make herself look stupid/ugly, she just has a... unique face. i vote cruel, but that`s just my opinion.
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Female 357
Geoduck! How gross you are.
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Male 1,036
There are probably nudes of every single one of these people.
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Male 355
Ahm... if I became a douche like the first photo, I will be able to get girls like that?
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Male 3,014
v Looks like the name of a Pokemon.
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Male 488
The last pic is a geoduck. pronounced Gooey Duck. i saw it on dirty jobs
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Male 7,933
"If you have on more cosmetics than your girlfriend you have some issues to sort out."

If your a guy..remove the words more than your girlfriend

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Male 985
No.6 Thats such a turn on
No.9 And look! babie(future) is cheating on ken to!
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Male 7,933
which one didnt make you vomit?
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Male 14,331
If you have on more cosmetics than your girlfriend you have some issues to sort out.
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Female 2,927
compared to the others pics he had up these are pretty tame. though having viewed all of them it makes you wonder what the nsfw ones are like.:-/
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Female 2,927
i knew it was a geoduck from watching anthony bourdain no reservations. supposedly when cooked theyre very good.
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Female 986
Oh my goodness! Ken is cheating on Barbie with random girl #349!
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Female 244
that geoduck is soooo gross !!! i knew that was cause i LOVE watching "Dirty Jobs" and i am nuts about Mike Rowe !!! Him and I are the same age too !!! he`s so awesome and sooo cute !!!!!
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Male 868
Her nose is so freaking big, I almost mistaken IT for being her face!
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Male 34
yeah last one is a geoduck. i know that that by watching Mike Rowe`s Dirty Jobs. It pronounced gooeyduck though...kinda weird
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Male 317
what`s weird about number 5?
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Male 295
The first dude looks like plastic...
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Female 1,653
Bondage old guy scared me :S
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Male 3,327
That first picture should be on dictionary.com for "metrosexual" and/or "manscaping".
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Female 68
The last one is a geoduck. Google it. People eat them, but eh, not me.
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Female 128
the last pic looks like some sort of half oyster, half elephant trunk thing
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Male 191
I think I dated number 9... maybe not... she never did that for me...
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Male 483
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is my Penis!

I`m sorry, it just had to be done!

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Female 609
WHAT IS THAT LAST THING?????!!
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Male 242
@rifter

somebody`s been watching Dirty Jobs ;)

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Male 249
BONDAGE SANTA :D:D:D ahhh christmas was good back in the day....
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Female 9,558
Most of them fall into the wtf/lol catigory not the creepy catigory.
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Female 177
If i put my finger over #5 mouth and nose, she`d be hot.
She just needs to have sex with a medical mask on. XD
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Male 1,788
Okay, that number 5 is only one or two surgeries away from hot, but right now...eww..

Also, I honestly can`t tell if that`s just a real looking mannequin...or just a really really weird guy..

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Male 282
"number 10 is called a geoduck (pronounced gooey duck) and i heard it tastes very good when cooked properly."

You are correct, sir! It`s actually a type of clam/mussel. If they`re cooked properly, they are good. Otherwise, like most shellfish, they are rubbery and taste terrible.

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Female 652
#1 is just extreme douchebag

poor #5, she is in desperate need of a nose job and a chin implant

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Male 1,220
number 10 is called a geoduck (pronounced gooey duck) and i heard it tastes very good when cooked properly.
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Female 346
Number five is a butterface. I think if she got her nose done she`d be hot!
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Female 376
what the hell is wrong with the first pic? this guy looks like plastic. damn he`s a weirdo.
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Male 4,159
just think the last one is food they eat in the USA.
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Male 249
um..... number 5 is fine until you get to the right... eww just cover up past her first eye. so nasty
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Male 245
Your harddrive is corrupted, it must be cleansed.
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Male 20,827
Link: 10 More Creepy Photos From Fancy`s Hidden Files [Rate Link] - The final mystery pic actually made me throw up in my mouth a bit. As always, safe for work, but not so safe for life.
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