1.2 Million Snow Geese - Holy Crap

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Misc

This has to be every snow goose in the world.
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Male 1,351
Terrifying amount right there.
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Male 1,403
just take a shotgun and take shots into the crowd. ud probably hit at least 10 birds
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Female 901
this is either mating season or one of the steps to the end of the world.... lol
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Female 9
this is unsettling...
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Female 109
WHERE ARE THEY GOING!?
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Male 3
Way too many birds, but how did they come up with 1.2 million, why not 3 million even.
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Male 386
WHERE THE HELL DOES THEIR FOOD COME FROM???
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Female 21
*shudder* too many birds...
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Male 4,593
I`m no expert, but I`d say that the 1.2 million estimate is a bit conservative.
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Male 985
When snow geese... ATTACK
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Male 6
I would be he guy running around them screaming my head off.. And yes i would enjoy it ^^.. I would run around them when they land hahaha
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Male 74
hahaha I would be freaking out that I`m gonna get pooped on...
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Male 451
if i were there, i would want to throw a loaf of bread into the midst of that hodgepodge and watch... that or send a dog after them to see if he could clear out every last goose
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Male 3,619
I wonder...

Did he ever get pooped on?

What would it be like if the flew like 15 feet off the ground trough a city like new york.

What on the hell are they saying in bird language?

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Male 90
suddenly birds. thousands of them.
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Female 1,893
yea its like the boneroo of geese
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Male 4,680
THEY`RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US
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Male 588
Okay, the wave of birds at the end was pretty damn scary.
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Male 45
where is national geographics 1000x optical zoom, ultra slowmo cam when you need it.
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Male 337
When they all honk at once, they sound kinda like a crowd screaming at a concert.
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Male 358
WHAT ARE THEY DOIIIINNG?
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Male 336
so many, they don`t even both flying in formation
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Female 1,186
Wouldn`t want to stand under that...

"Our Geese will blot out the sun!!

THEN WE SHALL HUNT IN THE SHADE!!"

ILY. xD

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Male 266
2 birds with one stone, hah i bet if u threw a stone high enough it would like bounce off the other geese like a pinball game o somethin an it would be like a thousand birds with one stone
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Male 160
they were all assembling for anime con o.o
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Male 10,440
EASIEST. HUNTING. EVER.
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Male 275
When you look at them taking off in the end it`s hardly even like thousands of individual birds. They look more like one big hive mind. It`s kinda creepy.
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Male 275
Just pray they never become as intelligent as us
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Female 1,653
OMG it`s The Birds!
But REAL!
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Male 22
That wave effect when they all took off at the end blew my mind!
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Male 2,586
I`m just wondering who gets the job of counting them to know there are 1.2 million... I mean, what`s the difference between 1.1 and 1.3 million?!
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Male 3,310
No, its never worth it to get crapped on
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Male 118
imagine cleaning that up.
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Male 315
"it would of been nice if he would of brought some bread to feed them"
Aww, what a great idea.
So, who has 100 trucks and 85 tons of bread?
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Male 315
Jimmy! Get over here and bring the shotgun!
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Male 22
But Where`s Wally?
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Female 52
Pretty sure that`s what Hitchcock had in mind...
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Male 536
Anybody else hear When I`m Gone by Three Doors Down around 4:20-4:50?
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Male 1,627
it would of been nice if he would of brought some bread to feed them
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Female 357
it`s the modern remake of the classic "the birds"
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Male 86
Quick! Get a machine gun!
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Male 9
Get to the bunkers.
Hide the children.
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Male 177
Must...not...shoot...
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Male 1,178
"how do they know its 1.2 million. throw in the .2 to make it look like you counted.

maybe 100,000. not million"
you really have no concept of space....

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Male 1,178
he sounded like ray from everybody loves raymond
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Male 679
Did anyone crap when he panned the camera? o.0
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Female 1,306
why can`t anything crazy or exciting like that happen where i live?!
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Male 3,425
I hate birds. It would have been better if they all dropped dead at once.
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Female 323
Thats a lot of geese poop.
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Female 495
Pretty cool.. I would be very worried about getting crapped on too though!
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Male 13
I just want to pull out a minigun and shoot the hell out of the sky.
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Male 721
how do they know its 1.2 million. throw in the .2 to make it look like you counted.

maybe 100,000. not million

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Male 5,094
Turnshroud: There`s no snow in this video. Only geese.
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Male 12,138
"I am SOOO gonna get crapped on. But it`s SOOO gonna be worth it"

Buddy, you SOOO should have finished your high school english education, and then you SOOO wouldn`t sound like a retard every time you open your mouth.

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Male 1,360
I hope there is no airport in the vicinity.
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Male 2,238
Wow, that`s ALOT of pillows!
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Male 615
I love how his first reaction is "I`m totally gonna get crapped on." xD
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Male 690
@3:00 Where`s Albino Waldo?
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Female 4,028
All I could think was:
1) Holy sh-t.
2) What would happen if someone ran through them or threw a rock?
3) How must that look on Google Earth?
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Male 17,511
One of the largest bird mass migrations in the world.
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Male 1,685
ok, okay: one, two, three, four...damn. ok, onetwothreefourfivesix...AARGHHH!!! ok, one...
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Female 304
...Don`t look up with your mouth open.
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Male 245
Wow, none of the comments 2day r funny...
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Male 612
I wonder if he ever did get crapped on?
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Female 39
I wouldn`t want to be the guy standing there.. What are the odds of him getting pooped on if birds let loose every fifteen minutes? o.O
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Male 2,506
u think thats cool, go watch planet earth
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Male 312
it`s like watching those synchronized soccer fans in korea and japan. amazing...
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Male 8,300
That right there is ultimate prank time - you need to be standing right behind him with a bucket of snow-goose pheromone, then chuck it over him and run like hell!
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Male 524
Sorry, but i can`t help but imagine a plane flying through all of them and crashing :(.
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Male 606
At first I was like...Yeah, that`s a lot, but not THAT many...

Then he turned around. O_O

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Male 552
throw a rock!!!
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Male 15,832
Who counted them? I`ll bet there`s only 1.1 million ... 1.15 million tops.
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Female 175
"I`m so gonna get crapped on, but it will be so worth it"
Really? ok, but I`d be running away, looks like they are planning to re-create "The Birds"
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Female 246
Wow. This reminds me of a few years ago when I watched a huge flock of birds fly over for twenty minutes.
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Female 457
Anyone else feel like they`re in an Alfred Hitchcock movie?
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Male 695
must be rushing to an obama rally
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Female 19
Only in...Missouri? Seriously, lol, now my state is full of drating geese. That`s just swell.
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Male 91
First time Ive heard of a snow goose.
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Female 470
holy crap. Goose crap to be exact. I wouldn`t be able to video-tape it... I`d be too afraid that the birds would decide to reenact "The birds" !
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Female 696
well, atleast we know that the snow geese are safe from going extinct anytime soon...
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Male 2,510
well....holy crap.
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Male 27
Roger, I`m gonna need a LOT more dogs.
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Male 17
forget the shotgun, get the .50 CAL
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Male 3,301
Even I would be hard-pressed to find enough shotgun shells for THAT.
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Male 1,162
"Move the armies in. We strike at dawn!" *cue war anthem*
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Male 12,138
vv [quote]"According to the latest Statistics, there are now twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people."[/quote]

v [quote]How about burn victims? and babies?[/quote]

Agreed. And let`s not forget the millions of peeps who exist around the southern mediterranean region, and their emigrant descendents, of the "monobrow" genotype. You know who you are.


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Male 94
dude!! that`s crazy! where is that? where did they come from?!
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Male 2,855
"According to the latest Statistics, there are now twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people."

How about burn victims? and babies?

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Female 16
Towards the end it looks like a huge ocean wave!!! What are they doing?!
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Female 298
duck & cover.
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Female 42
one question: how do they know its 1.2 million birds. Counting 1 by 1?
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Female 357
the guy filming this must have gotten shat on a hell of a lot
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Male 2,344
Dude, I`c love to bust out a minigun on the spot...Maybe get some Flak fire up in there!
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Male 276
two words: take cover
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Male 1,089
minigun
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Male 1,089
one word
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Male 987
the geese are trying to fu** with google maps.
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Male 736
turbotong! what mighty maths! y`see, with the right motivation, anyone can become a number-cruncher.
opie..., you made me lol.
apophisjon, that was confusing.
and hi2pi, you`re damned sexy.
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Female 1,436
1.2 million? Psh - that was obviously 2 million - duh!
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Female 4,225
o_O

Holy hell that`s alotta geese

Also, Indiana has more snow and possibly more geese than southern Ontario...how??

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Male 54
Xutar... Trust me, I live in Saskatchewan, we always love it when American hunters come up here to shoot stuff, because they all think that the numbers are constant with what they see.

facepalm.jpeg

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Male 813
I live in Saskatchewan and have seen this type of thing a few times. One time there must have been at least 10,000 in a field. The fun thing was that they were all landed on the ground. I snuck up on them and caused them to all take off at once, I felt the air blast of that happening, lol. Felt like a sonic boom.
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Male 250
Imagine the poop!
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Male 1,837
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly crap!
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Male 154
trust me, Ive been to saskatchawan. There`s a reason you`re allowed to shoot 32 snow geese A DAY!
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Male 600
If there are 1.2Million snow geese
And 1 out of 10,000 = 0.01% = 0.0001 takes a crap on him, then he just got crapped on 100 times. If each crap weighs about 5 grams, he has 500 grams or .5kg worth of crap on his head. If each crap covers about 2cm x 2cm = 4cm^2 and they were distributed on his body with no overstack, then he has 400 cm^2 worth of crap on him.
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Male 8,300
> shinsvaka
> how do they know its 1.2 million?

Yeah, I only count 1,199,998. Oh wait, I missed that white one on the left.

According to the latest Statistics, there are now twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.

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Male 83
Someone fly a helicopter! Quick! We`re having Snow Geese Dinner tonight!
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Female 713
It`s like a plague of geese! They all slowly rise up off the water. Some begin attacking people, the rest take the form of a GIANT snow goose! And then they kill all of humanity...except for one...Will Smith stars in...I Am Legend: Plague of the Geese.
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Female 198
I know someone who`s terrified of birds... this video would be so much better if she was in it.
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Male 2,486
"
Is it bad that i wanted a large passenger jet to come hurtling through that cloud of geese?...."

I did too, but, only if Sully was piloting it.

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Male 387
Sounds like a crowd cheering at one point
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Female 2,064
TAKE COVERRRRR
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Male 101
Is it bad that i wanted a large passenger jet to come hurtling through that cloud of geese?....
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Male 95
I was gonna post the same thing as Hatti369.
Holy crap!
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Male 185
Our Geese will blot out the sun!!

THEN WE SHALL HUNT IN THE SHADE!!

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Male 95
Now imagine if that many geese were flying over, but they made no noise whatsoever.
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Female 88
Their sqwuaking sounds like thousands of high school girls laughing. Oh, and that is a LOT of bird crap.
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Male 2,788
I bet if you threw a loaf of bread into the sky, nothing would come down.
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Male 178
.................... holy drat lol
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Male 12,138
[quote]Where is this again?[/quote]

Apparently it`s near Mound City. Which must be up there with my wife`s hometown of Dildo (seriously) for the best place name in the world.

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Female 546
Where is this again?
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Male 212
it took me a minute to realize that odd island was a bunch of birds
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Female 779
Ahh dratin locust birds :/
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Male 167
1] have a kid run through the middle of that :D
2] throw some bread chunks in the middle of the crowd :D
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Male 308
how do they know its 1.2? it could be only like 1.9465837458458934623457863782534297845623894562893648916893t546235812374647234481263
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Male 82
If they were to attack us we`d all be doomed. ALL HAIL THE SNOW GEESE OUR NEW MASTERS!
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Male 210
OH. MY. GAWD. I can haz turkey?
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Male 426
once you`ve seen 1.2 million snow geese, you`ve seen `em all.
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Male 480
dinner time?
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Female 227
:O
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Male 215
Oh my goodness.
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Male 342
That`s got to make a huge gust when all those things are flying all around the air.
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Female 1,112
looks like a plague is upon you
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Male 391
the world is amazing
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Male 1,788
And why wasn`t he shooting them?
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Male 98
0_o.
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Male 561
So, who counted`em?
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Male 179
that video was SO boring and it SO wasnt worth it.
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Male 101
I Hope he does get crapped on...
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Female 15,763
I, for one, welcome our new geese overlords.
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Male 619
Amazing. I could`ve done without the play-by-play commentary, though.
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Male 976
Stephen King`s wet dream...
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Male 1,620
Link: 1.2 Million Snow Geese - Holy Crap [Rate Link] - This has to be every snow goose in the world.
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