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Date: 02/17/09 06:00 AM

65 Responses to Unintentionally Funny Christian Children`s Program

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
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    February 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    Link: Unintentionally Funny Christian Children`s Program - Weird cable access show for Christian kids hosted by aliens, crappy puppets and monsters.
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    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:10 am
    Scarred for life..


    Is that the guy from Tim and Eric?

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    Ajikan Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:12 am
    its all bad. ya hear! crack,heroin,lsd,POT and sugar. don`t do them kids, read the bible instead.
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    Dolegay Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Glad to see that meth, lsd, crack and every other drug is still rampant in Christan public access.

    Was anyone else worried that the puppets were going to rape you in your dreams? I`m not going to sleep now, Freddy has major competition with those beings from hell.

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    Xraym Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:15 am
    This proofs Christianity and LSD don`t mix.
  6. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Boring and lame
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    andystevens Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:24 am
    It would be nice to see the show and not this douchebag and his commentary on the show.
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    drie Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:24 am
    Just pathetic!
  9. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:34 am
    Why is it that Christian videos and public videos and the like are always horrendously bad?
  10. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Indeed, it`s not like regular kids shows are anything like that. You couldn`t accuse the giant pink tyrannosaur and lime green triceratops sing songs of being LSD inspired.

    Similarly the Teletubbies, the multicolored TV+Monkey+Child hybrids who do the bidding of the decapitated child`s head that is the sun of their world.

    Nope. Nothing odd at all. You`re all very big and clever for picking on those weird ass Christians. I`m impressed with your infallible sense of logic and lack of targeted bias.

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    ChronicJ Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:00 am
    v Thank you professor IAB v
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    Poy Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Ok, here is video of man telling us christian puppets are funny and bad. How about showing us the bad and funny christian puppets for more than 3 seconds at a time, instead of this blabbering idiot telling us why they are bad and funny?
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:14 am
    I cant believe they let impressionble kids watch this stuff.
    I bet the members of westboro baptist make their kids watch this every day.
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    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:33 am
    Baalthazaq, you gotta admit, this is one of the poorest done "shows" that had ever been shown. While there are some WELL done Christian shows (see: Veggie Tales), this proves just how atrocious it could become.

    Also: DID ANYONE SEE THAT PUPPET`S EAR FALL OFF!?! OMG!

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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:43 am
    His ear fell off lol.
  16. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:45 am
    he believes he was abducted by aliens for freak sake.

    puppets talking about crack? "it`s all bad"

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    Backfat Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:58 am
    "Say no to drugs there. Don`t do the drugs there."

    I guess you can do them anywhere except for there.

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    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:08 am
    the dude was right about the puppet being a nazi. albert hermann is named after two of the most famous nazi`s. Hermann Goring and Albert Speer.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_G%C...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Spee...

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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 8:19 am
    The "I was abducted by aliens" dude has probably never heard of sleep paralysis.

    Ignorance equals religion.

    haha, the ear fell off!

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    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Uhh... that`s scary. D:
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:37 am
    "Similarly the Teletubbies, the multicolored TV+Monkey+Child hybrids who do the bidding of the decapitated child`s head that is the sun of their world."

    But tell me. Which is more frightening: the baby sun, or ALBERT HERMANN??

    Wait...

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    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Case and point why public access TV is just about the worst idea ever.
  23. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:59 am
    I`m *most* impressed by Bekll however. I`m am in awe of how clever she is. I certainly could not train a parrot to take her place.

    (And ... I`m not actually sure which is scarier. It depends if the baby is actually sun sized or baby sized. If it`s sun sized.... ah crap now I`m not going to be able to sleep for the nightmares).

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:59 am
    creepy
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I like how he opens the mouths completely out of cadence with his speech.

    That must be how the aliens talk.

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    PandaLoMein Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I must see this show. Someone has to have a VHS of it somewhere, hidden in a church basement or something.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I... Don`t know what to say.
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Veggie Tales. That`s what all Christian kids should watch. Not this junk. Seriously, that guy was talking about drugs!
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:24 am
    "I`m *most* impressed by Bekll however. I`m am in awe of how clever she is. I certainly could not train a parrot to take her place."

    O_o?

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:43 am
    Who was the genius that thought puppets appeal to kids? They`re f-ing CREEPY! Especially when they speak in old mens voices.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2009 at 11:45 am
    The poor women on the video seem to be very confused and uncomfortable. I wonder if the money they made doing it was enough to pay for therapy.

    That was a totally drug induced, f*cked up, piece of crap.

    He doesn`t want the kids to do drugs because they might get his share.

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    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Did the puppet`s ear fall off?
  33. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    It`s wierd...it`s like the only place where people CAN`T actually learn about religion is on a Christian channel.
  34. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Paused at 1:08, it`s the puppeteer from Tim and Eric`s Awesome Show Good Job, or whatever the hell it`s called...

    Is this the same puppeteer that they`re speaking of?

  35. Profile photo of digganob
    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NerhSOI6g...
  36. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Rofl christian-fail!
  37. Profile photo of Dynmitrave
    Dynmitrave Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    This is Christian SCIENCE, not Christian. There`s a difference.
  38. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Makes me want to go out a become a pagan. Jeez it`s scary.
  39. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    and thisis why im athiest
  40. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_S...

    Yeah, I`m fairly certain these people are in a cult of sorts.

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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Hahahha that is AMAZING.

    I was laughing when the puppet`s ear flew off. XD That panda friggin` sings opera!

  42. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Agreed. This is extremely creepy.

    But please don`t confuse Christians with this!!!

    Christian Science isn`t Christian at all. Unlike Christians who believe in a material world and good/evil, Christian "Science" believes that there is ONLY spirituality and all things are good. (Which negates the belief that Christ died for all people, because we are fallen and unable to ever be "good enough" on our own.)

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    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    this...that...and one of these, they are al the same,like the vegies and christian kids.
  44. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    that was quite disturbing
  45. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    wow

    im gonna leave it at that

  46. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Seriously?
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    Wasn`t nearly as entertaining as that guy acted like describing it. He must have been stoned watching it or something. Either way, obviously an amateur puppet show for public access. Sorry it wasn`t the muppets or anything, you stoned bastard.
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    Jonatncito Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    um...haven`t i seen that guy before...on the...tim and eric awesome show i think...but yeah, very creepy. "closest thing to a nightmare" indeed
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    420excuses Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    lol guy from tim and eric
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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    That was creepy.
    I love how they`re allowed to say f*ck on BBC.
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    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    lol, music and narration made it work perfectly
  52. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    I`ve watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show forever... I had no idea that that puppeteer guy was actually real... i loved that character... crazy
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:50 am
    frig...
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 3:44 am
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hart_...

    Is the puppeteer`s name.

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    paddyboom Male 13-17
    203 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:39 am
    The BBC programme this is from is Charlie Brooker`s Screenwipe; which is quite easily the best programme on TV. Every episode is on YouTube, uploaded by xthemusic, and I strongly suggest you check at least some of it; Charlie Brooker is God :)
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    jasonlowe Male 18-29
    90 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 7:00 am
    I`ve spoken to David Liebe Hart on the phone on numerous occasions (his personal number was posted on his website for a little while) and he really is this weird. Great guy, just really messed up.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    This is just painful...
  58. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    No mention of the swearing?
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    SO WEIRD TO KNOW THIS (although great) because in the "James Quall Story" episode, Hart seems to TOTALLY be in on the joke, and I thought he always was!
    No! He IS the joke!!
  60. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    "My son chip passed away, he was stolen out of a box at the Dicksburough`s department. Now I got a new boy, and, this is the one that replaced Chip the black boy that was stolen.."

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeI...

    For Comparison:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU5kEGdkl...

  61. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    OMG - James Quall is in on it too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPwtJCuC...

    (Around 9 minutes in)

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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    I`ll bet Chip really WAS stolen..
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    junkaddy Female 30-39
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    February 19, 2009 at 1:40 am
    oh...my...word...that is the freakiest thing I`ve ever seen. Disturbing pictures, whatever - THIS will give me nightmares for a week!
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    carolinads13 Female 13-17
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    February 20, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    lol at exaclty 2 min!! Random ear...
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    polkafromny Female 18-29
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    March 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    omg...i got chills.

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