Unintentionally Funny Christian Children`s Program

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Funny

Weird cable access show for Christian kids hosted by aliens, crappy puppets and monsters.
There are 65 comments:
Female 376
omg...i got chills.
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Female 151
lol at exaclty 2 min!! Random ear...
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Female 261
oh...my...word...that is the freakiest thing I`ve ever seen. Disturbing pictures, whatever - THIS will give me nightmares for a week!
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Male 3,631
I`ll bet Chip really WAS stolen..
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Male 3,631
OMG - James Quall is in on it too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsPwtJCuC...

(Around 9 minutes in)

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Male 3,631
"My son chip passed away, he was stolen out of a box at the Dicksburough`s department. Now I got a new boy, and, this is the one that replaced Chip the black boy that was stolen.."

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeI...

For Comparison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU5kEGdkl...

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Male 3,631
SO WEIRD TO KNOW THIS (although great) because in the "James Quall Story" episode, Hart seems to TOTALLY be in on the joke, and I thought he always was!
No! He IS the joke!!
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Male 2,600
No mention of the swearing?
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Female 15,763
This is just painful...
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Male 90
I`ve spoken to David Liebe Hart on the phone on numerous occasions (his personal number was posted on his website for a little while) and he really is this weird. Great guy, just really messed up.
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Male 203
The BBC programme this is from is Charlie Brooker`s Screenwipe; which is quite easily the best programme on TV. Every episode is on YouTube, uploaded by xthemusic, and I strongly suggest you check at least some of it; Charlie Brooker is God :)
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Male 3,430
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Male 1,265
frig...
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Male 338
I`ve watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show forever... I had no idea that that puppeteer guy was actually real... i loved that character... crazy
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Male 476
lol, music and narration made it work perfectly
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Female 167
That was creepy.
I love how they`re allowed to say f*ck on BBC.
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Male 28
lol guy from tim and eric
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Male 173
um...haven`t i seen that guy before...on the...tim and eric awesome show i think...but yeah, very creepy. "closest thing to a nightmare" indeed
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Male 3,310
Wasn`t nearly as entertaining as that guy acted like describing it. He must have been stoned watching it or something. Either way, obviously an amateur puppet show for public access. Sorry it wasn`t the muppets or anything, you stoned bastard.
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Male 160
Seriously?
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Female 115
wow

im gonna leave it at that

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Female 859
that was quite disturbing
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Male 163
this...that...and one of these, they are al the same,like the vegies and christian kids.
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Female 723
Agreed. This is extremely creepy.

But please don`t confuse Christians with this!!!

Christian Science isn`t Christian at all. Unlike Christians who believe in a material world and good/evil, Christian "Science" believes that there is ONLY spirituality and all things are good. (Which negates the belief that Christ died for all people, because we are fallen and unable to ever be "good enough" on our own.)

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Female 1,199
Hahahha that is AMAZING.

I was laughing when the puppet`s ear flew off. XD That panda friggin` sings opera!

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Female 165
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_S...

Yeah, I`m fairly certain these people are in a cult of sorts.

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Male 394
and thisis why im athiest
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Female 855
Makes me want to go out a become a pagan. Jeez it`s scary.
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Male 45
This is Christian SCIENCE, not Christian. There`s a difference.
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Male 10,440
Rofl christian-fail!
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Male 135
Male 3,430
Paused at 1:08, it`s the puppeteer from Tim and Eric`s Awesome Show Good Job, or whatever the hell it`s called...

Is this the same puppeteer that they`re speaking of?

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Male 184
It`s wierd...it`s like the only place where people CAN`T actually learn about religion is on a Christian channel.
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Female 94
Did the puppet`s ear fall off?
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Male 11,740
The poor women on the video seem to be very confused and uncomfortable. I wonder if the money they made doing it was enough to pay for therapy.

That was a totally drug induced, f*cked up, piece of crap.

He doesn`t want the kids to do drugs because they might get his share.

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Female 1,963
Who was the genius that thought puppets appeal to kids? They`re f-ing CREEPY! Especially when they speak in old mens voices.
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Female 1,984
"I`m *most* impressed by Bekll however. I`m am in awe of how clever she is. I certainly could not train a parrot to take her place."

O_o?

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Female 387
Veggie Tales. That`s what all Christian kids should watch. Not this junk. Seriously, that guy was talking about drugs!
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Male 3,425
I... Don`t know what to say.
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Male 189
I must see this show. Someone has to have a VHS of it somewhere, hidden in a church basement or something.
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Female 1,142
I like how he opens the mouths completely out of cadence with his speech.

That must be how the aliens talk.

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Female 1,082
creepy
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Male 4,547
I`m *most* impressed by Bekll however. I`m am in awe of how clever she is. I certainly could not train a parrot to take her place.

(And ... I`m not actually sure which is scarier. It depends if the baby is actually sun sized or baby sized. If it`s sun sized.... ah crap now I`m not going to be able to sleep for the nightmares).

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Male 45
Case and point why public access TV is just about the worst idea ever.
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Male 3,014
"Similarly the Teletubbies, the multicolored TV+Monkey+Child hybrids who do the bidding of the decapitated child`s head that is the sun of their world."

But tell me. Which is more frightening: the baby sun, or ALBERT HERMANN??

Wait...

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Male 2,028
Uhh... that`s scary. D:
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Female 1,984
The "I was abducted by aliens" dude has probably never heard of sleep paralysis.

Ignorance equals religion.

haha, the ear fell off!

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Male 143
the dude was right about the puppet being a nazi. albert hermann is named after two of the most famous nazi`s. Hermann Goring and Albert Speer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_G%C...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Spee...

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Male 1,894
"Say no to drugs there. Don`t do the drugs there."

I guess you can do them anywhere except for there.

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Male 1,596
he believes he was abducted by aliens for freak sake.

puppets talking about crack? "it`s all bad"

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Male 1,623
His ear fell off lol.
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Female 340
Baalthazaq, you gotta admit, this is one of the poorest done "shows" that had ever been shown. While there are some WELL done Christian shows (see: Veggie Tales), this proves just how atrocious it could become.

Also: DID ANYONE SEE THAT PUPPET`S EAR FALL OFF!?! OMG!

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Female 1,653
I cant believe they let impressionble kids watch this stuff.
I bet the members of westboro baptist make their kids watch this every day.
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Male 90
Ok, here is video of man telling us christian puppets are funny and bad. How about showing us the bad and funny christian puppets for more than 3 seconds at a time, instead of this blabbering idiot telling us why they are bad and funny?
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Male 353
v Thank you professor IAB v
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Male 4,547
Indeed, it`s not like regular kids shows are anything like that. You couldn`t accuse the giant pink tyrannosaur and lime green triceratops sing songs of being LSD inspired.

Similarly the Teletubbies, the multicolored TV+Monkey+Child hybrids who do the bidding of the decapitated child`s head that is the sun of their world.

Nope. Nothing odd at all. You`re all very big and clever for picking on those weird ass Christians. I`m impressed with your infallible sense of logic and lack of targeted bias.

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Male 3,301
Why is it that Christian videos and public videos and the like are always horrendously bad?
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Male 11
Just pathetic!
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Male 247
It would be nice to see the show and not this douchebag and his commentary on the show.
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Male 130
Boring and lame
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Male 1
This proofs Christianity and LSD don`t mix.
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Male 148
Glad to see that meth, lsd, crack and every other drug is still rampant in Christan public access.

Was anyone else worried that the puppets were going to rape you in your dreams? I`m not going to sleep now, Freddy has major competition with those beings from hell.

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Male 1,526
its all bad. ya hear! crack,heroin,lsd,POT and sugar. don`t do them kids, read the bible instead.
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Male 534
Scarred for life..


Is that the guy from Tim and Eric?

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Male 1,620
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