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Date: 02/09/09 12:11 PM

58 Responses to UK Teens View How Many Hours Of Porn Per Year?

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Link: UK Teens View How Many Hours Of Porn Per Year? - Frankly, the number sounds low. I wonder how many hours per year US teens watch.
  2. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    "I wonder how many hours per year US teens watch."

    OVER 9000!!!

    o_o

    <_<

    >_>

    -_-

    Sorry.

  3. Profile photo of tera_melos
    tera_melos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    not really that suprised.
  4. Profile photo of mizdup
    mizdup Female 18-29
    187 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lol 87 is that it? They are making it sound like a crime too when you read the article. Total propaganda!

    1hr 40min a week...that`s not even enough time to get off!

    I do find articles like this insulting. These kids are expected to explore their sexuality and the internet is an anonyous way to do so...then then are getting `told off` on the other hand...don`t do it you`ll go blind!

    =D

  5. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
    495 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Says teens spend the second most amount of time using homework or research sites.. pretty impressive.
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Lol videogamer, nice DBZ reference :P
  7. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    "I wonder how many hours (of porn) per year US teens watch."

    The answer: Not enough ; )

  8. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    ... I spend more time on IAB.

    I probably spend ~180 hours a year on IAB.
    If you include online games, I`m probably upto 1460 hours spent on the net.


  9. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    "they find it easier to go online to conduct their research than asking mum and dad for advice."

    Uh duh... "Mum? What`s a double-headed dildo for?"

  10. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    hey thats not right....i spend 25 hours a day alone just on t`interweb :)
  11. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    How many of those teens are girls?

    How many of those girls were having their periods at the time?

    Does that make that small group of girls having periods while looking at porn "Bloody Wankers"????

    *ba-zing!*

  12. Profile photo of xtremegamer
    xtremegamer Male 13-17
    97 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    i think i average about 3400 hours per year in my comptuer chair (i may be doing school in front of the comptuer but still)thats about 9 hours a day and 66 hours per week XD but tahts on the higher end the lower end is probobly like 7 hours a day 49 a week 2500 a year
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    I could match that in one day. 8 hours of watching x 11 videos at a time = 88 hours in one day. Point: ElDavo.
  14. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    i worked it out 21 hours a year and thats if i dont stop for the rest of the year... too much :p
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    i watched a British porn today, they`re accents are so funny!
  16. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    "i watched a British porn today, they`re accents are so funny!"

    Welcome to the rest of Earth...you`ll find many cultures exist without your accent, Miss America.

  17. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    ConverseUK, settle down retard.
  18. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    87 hours???

    I could knock that out in a weekend! yep, thats right, I literally bend the laws of physics.

  19. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    87 hours a year watching softcore porn?

    We all obviously want to know that the hardcore porn stats are!

  20. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Right after inventing a perfect sandwitch and proving that masturbation decreases the chanse of prostate cancer, British scientists are back with more crap.
  21. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    I don`t really understand who cares or who wasted their time working on this mind blowing story. Just made me wanna watch porn honestly.
  22. Profile photo of Bossesmamma
    Bossesmamma Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Homework/research almost twice as much time as porn!! What is wrong with kids these days?!?
  23. Profile photo of nlcs
    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    I don`t find it surprising, us in the UK don`t last very long. XP
  24. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    yh...what about hardcore porn?
  25. Profile photo of Ace-G
    Ace-G Male 13-17
    103 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I agree, the number does seem low.
  26. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Yeah, not as high as it could be in the US...
  27. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    converseUK
    i`m with you.
    i live in america but i have a british accient...
    and people pick on me all the time about it =-[
    because it "sounds funny" =-\

    any accient you`re not use to is going to sound funny dont mean you can point it out your`s might sound funny to them

    but in my actual comment i`d figured it`d be more 87 altogether for one year isnt that bad...
    lease i dont think so?
    oh they wouldn`t dare do higher ages huh? =-D

  28. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    burnin_roses!
    I don`t know what your talking about. I would love to have an accent, I don`t even care which one.
    I mean I live in Miami and people tell me I have a slight latin accent but it`s not like how you see in the movies, trust me.
    But I would love to have a British or Austrelian accent. Me and my friends will sometimes pretend to have an accent all day at school (: We call it talk like a Brit Tuesdays lol.
  29. Profile photo of burnin_roses
    burnin_roses Female 18-29
    289 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Elvi739
    i was sending this link to a friend and just to clear it up for you and every one else

    i understand what your saying completely
    but i live in a hick town in GA
    where there is alot of stuck up up tight asses and rednecks that only have country accents then i have that out in the blue
    i didnt mean everyone
    its just where im from
    people in my county are known to be ass holes had a friend from out of town go in to a store come back and said that they never met so many rude people in one place in their life

    so its probably just where i live =-]

  30. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
    281 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Hmm, let`s see, for the average masturbator, it takes five minutes or so to bust a nut. If we assume these kids do so every time they watch porn, then 87x60/5 equals 1,044 which averages 2 porn-induced orgasms a day. The average male teenage masturbates once a day regardless of access to porn so these numbers are alarmingly high.
  31. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    cant you download music and view porn at the same time???? this tells me this survey was done by an idiot
  32. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    That`s more than three straight sleepless days of porn, which doesn`t seem like a lot to me.
  33. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    U.S adult:
    Days spent on internet: 7
    Hours per day spent on Internet: 16
    Hours per day spent on Internet Porn: 15

    5478 Hours of Porn/Year per U.S Adult.

    U.S. Teenager:
    Hours per day spent on internet:
    24
    Hours per day spent on Internet Porn:
    24
    Days per week spent on Internet Porn:
    7
    Days per year spent on Internet Porn:
    365.25

    8766 hours on Internet Porn for U.S. Teenagers

  34. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    that number is definitely low.
  35. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    seems low....premature ejaculation maybe? lol...Guys if that ever happens to you...heres what you say
    "oh yeah...well a roller coaster ride is only a few minutes long...and you don`t complain..NO, you get off..get back in line, wait 30 mins, get back on and do it again!!!!!"
  36. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
    326 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    soft porn? what about hard pron? :D rofl
  37. Profile photo of SlowestMe
    SlowestMe Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    They don`t have fast Internet in U.K.
    That is why!
  38. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    ....thats it?
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Soft porn?

    Soft porn isn`t porn... :P

  40. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    had i lived over there during the time of the study, i would have surely been the exception
  41. Profile photo of CharlieA
    CharlieA Male 18-29
    502 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    "... I spend more time on IAB.
    I probably spend ~180 hours a year on IAB."

    179 hours on porn, I bet. The preachy ones always surprise you.

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    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    soft porn doesnt even count as porn.
  43. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    87? psh, amateurs. :D
  44. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Teens want to watch sexual situations...wow. this is groundbreaking!!!! I just thought the kids were out discussing politics and doing volunteer work. Well who knew!!???!!!
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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    I get my 87 hours out of the way the first week of January.
  46. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:12 am
    lol, to all those americans saying we don`t watch much... we don`t need to, our girls aren`t mingers :-)
  47. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:27 am
    CharlieA:
    1) I don`t get what you`re trying to say.
    2) Whatever you`re trying to say: I don`t look at porn at all... haven`t in years.
  48. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:55 am
    pfft, I spend 87 hours on porn PER DAY!
  49. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:07 am
    Hell... now that I am single I do it all day long.. that`s about 12 hours of awake time per day ^_^
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    SiN_iN_Me Female 18-29
    217 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:21 am
    kmetg...thats not possible seeing as theres only 24 hours in a day....though i watch 87 hours a week!
  51. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:25 am
    I`m sure if we American`s try really hard, we can beat them...Just kidding! We already have!
  52. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:28 am
    Soft porn? That`s not porn. That`s just naked chicks.
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:37 am
    I`ve masturbated approximately 2000 times.
  54. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:07 am
    @charliea... lol
    @baalthazaq... lolz
  55. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Thing is, people get most of their porn via bluetooth, then just watch it on their phones instead of the net. Don`t know if they do that elsewhere...
  56. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:59 am
    @ConverseUK: Rights :]
    @MechBFP: Settle down for what? Its not like he swore or caused offense? Retard.
    @beternal: D: I beg to differ. Rofl. Im sure Britain contributes to like 75% of the world`s mingers. Take me for example.

    Does it not have anything to do with that fact that this survey was clearly done by a retard? Or that British teens are more whoreish and actually get out of they`re computer seats to go out there and get some?

  57. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:40 am
    So we know how many hours on soft porn..but how many hours on real porn?
  58. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    does this just apply to boys? I mean i know that there are girls who view porn too, but i imagine that if they are including girls they are bringing down the average by a lot.

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