This Toddler Issss Smokin`

Submitted by: GEoDLeto 8 years ago Weird
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNjk1NzcwMDA=.html?full=true

And it looks like he has done this before, many many many times. (Video defaults to full screen.)
There are 106 comments:
Female 9
Wow.. That is nice, How cute.. O_o..
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Female 101
k i should clareafy that the part that was funny was the adults in the backround laughing and the ppl not doing anyhting abt it (we sould tell the asians its BAD thing if kids get termanaly sick)
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Female 101
uhhh call me a bad person but i kinda thought it was a little funny but i think is sad there tranning a little kid to smoke
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Male 499
Parenting FAIL??
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Male 178
i like how everyone in the background is laughing as if he is putting his toes in his mouth like a normal toddler . . . not lightin up like a 40 year coal miner
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Male 4,867
i dont actually think thats illegal,
thats the worst/funniest bit
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Male 130
Total. Badass.
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Male 606
Ah ha ha, those crazy Asians. :D
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Female 1,006
Didn`t someone in England just get arrested for something like that?
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Male 274
im 23.. ive started smoking 2 years ago...
and i think thats just bad parenting
but in another pov hes like clinton... he smoked... but didnt inhaled :)
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Male 31
Meh, happened to me.. So not really that suprising..
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Male 272
aww of the day?
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Male 240
Resop, there`s always a possibility that the story`s a load of crap, you can`t truly trust every source. I`d be happy to be informed on the subject, it interests me a lot. Unfortunately I don`t have the chance to study it or learn about it autodidacticly, because of lack of time and free time I guess. Ironically, I do find the time to talk about trivial crap on this website.
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Male 60
Owanie, I`m a bit ignorant (and skeptical) of that story you just told me. I`ll look into it and if its true, then I`ll retract what I said. A talk with my Microbiology professor should clear that up easily, though I don`t have it till Tuesday.
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Female 4,376
Lame
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Female 94
I wish I knew what they were saying. How is a child smoking the least bit funny?
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Female 1,653
lol at the comments
shame about the kid
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Male 185
CharlieA has become a spammer. How did this happen?
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Male 502
IAB has become Ebaum`s World... How did this happen?
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Male 502
Who the hell wants to watch a 4:30 video of a baby smoking?
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Male 240
Yeah I`m pretty stunned myself. Though, tell me how in any way this is yelling? For all you know I could be jacking off right now. Hey, I`d much rather you know.
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Male 12
lol some funny stuff not the boy smoking but everyone in here.
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Female 5,139
lol...
im not laughing at the smoking toddler, cos thats disgusting, but the comments here are damn entertaining..and funny. :D
seriously..keep em coming ;)
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Male 1,226
Oh well I`m surprised you`re still here just to check for replies to have another rant.
You`re just looking for excuses just to yell at people.
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Male 240
cause I can safely say, in the same manner, that you`re the kind that wants to state his "opinion" on the internet to show off how "important" he is.
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Male 240
vicious_f*cker, if you can`t contribute to anything in the consversation, than stop talking. You don`t my know the views on conspiracy theories, and I didn`t say anything about Bush and 9/11 (as I assume that that it is what you`re talking about), and so didn`t Resop. The whole cure thingy was kind of irrelevant to the "discussion" in the first place. The use of "they" is merely because of lack for a better term. I`d be happy to know from you how things are programmed in this world. By the way, I didn`t say they`re "hiding" it, otherwise I along with another percentage of people wouldn`t know about its existence, if it indeed is really out there. Saying that we`re retards is all cool, but I can`t say we really care what you think, except for the thought of "haha yeah sure, douchebag". Surely you don`t have to say: "you`re the kind of...", cause I can safely say, in the same manner, that you`re the kind that wants to state his "opin
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Male 2,388
@steve41high: Whilst you could say that it does mean this kids dreams of ever smelling nice running fast/long having money or making his ow decision on it have been slashed
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Male 1,226
Wow...reading the comments about cures for diseases I think you are retarded, along with the people in this video. Honestly, do you think "they" would try to hide a cure for diseases like that? Seriously you guys are the people running around saying OMG IT`S A CONSPIRACY! BUSH PLANNED THE ATTACKS HIMSELF.
drat you. Retards.
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Male 1,153
i agree with xboxman and lilhawk. just these people have a different culture to America, it doesnt mean its bad, or crazy, or stupid. its just different. let it be, let it be.
plus, if i ever say something someone doesnt like on here, americans start rantin at me too.
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Male 240
Resop, I know what you mean. To give you an example, there was this guy in Germany that was cured of AIDS, I can`t remember the name or year it happened. I`m sure you can find it if you look it up. The cure for cancer had been created by an Indian fellow but (and this is a darker side of the story) was restricted to come out into the open with the cure because it risked that the American and European pharmaceutical companies would not have the opportunity to make profit out of it. The treatment has been copied, but like I said, it`s enormously expensive. I don`t even know if they`ve made it official to anyone, but it is said to work consistently and efficiently. Of course, maybe they`ll tell you something else in say twenty years or so. Plus, in a way they are making money off diseases, cause diseases lead to finding cures eventually. If the epidemic is there and there is a cure, then people will buy the product that helps solve the epidemic.
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Female 33
This is sick, Who would do that?
Poor kid
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Male 60
"They have found cures for cancer, but they won`t make it public because of the fact that the cure and treatment cost too much."

Sure, there is a cure for every disease or virus out there. We even have one for HIV/AIDS. It`s called bleach. Kills everything it touches. Anyways, in reality, yeah there are cures for everything but it comes to the fact we can`t harness the right formula that will consistently work. There is something called biological transmission. That process alone is the reason why we can`t even find a cure for the common cold; much less cancer, malaria, HIV/AIDS, the dozens of forms of Chlamydia, and so many more. Do you want me to name some more? Anyways, who is this `they` you speak of, that are presumably making so much money? Talking about pharmaceutical companies? They don`t make money off diseases, they make money off of a cure. Change one amino acid and you completely change the compound; does the same thing, means easy money.

Owanie...

Microbiol

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Female 1,496
Oh and lilhawk I`m sorry everyone is picking on you. It`s just so easy you know, with you being Canadian and all.
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Female 1,496
WAIT ONE MINUTE HERE!!! Can we get back to lilhawk`s mom? She really knows how to do the shocker well. First time with a woman my a$$!
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Male 2,125
Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
226 Posts Thursday, February 05, 2009 5:14:20 PM
xboxman, I hate to add to the flaming, but shut up. When terrorist flew planes into the trade centers, they did it based off of their culture. Just because somebody`s culture is different, doesn`t mean we have to respect it.
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What the hell are you talking about? That wasn`t culture. That was ignorance and stupidity. If it was culture, don`t you think there would`ve been more acts of the same? Please, for whatever-the-hell-you-believe-in`s sake, think about these things before you say it. -_-" /rant
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Male 58
Why do most Canadians think that Americans think that they live in Igloos? The first place I think of is Alaska. :P

When I think of Canada I think of Mounties... And French.

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Male 240
lilhawk, maybe those actions are honourable if they ar real (Cause anyone can spout bullsh*t here). But you also have to realize that whatever it is that makes you so great is nothing compared to other people. They don`t get the chance to be pompus about anything, cause their world is not defined through wit and respect. You should not have the right to be pompous in any way. Second of all, those life lessons are just an overall term to define how hard it becomes when you begin to realize more about the world`s mechanical side, if you catch my drift. Perception changes, and the world becomes more horrific. The realization that you must know your place in space and time in society is petrifying to some. It`s the everyday ritual, the empathy for others, the stress, the insight of matters, the ideas of a ruined world in the purest sense of the terms; those are just a few factors that make up for life individually. It all depends on how you define your life.
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Male 221
why of all things do i keep getting flamed for being canadian. out of every personal opinion i ranted on about. people chose the canadian side? and i didnt even mention it in a post. well. most americans may hate canada. the ones who think we still live in igloos. but EVERYONE hates america. even some americans. so i wont even think up an anti american comeback. on top of that. i dont mind america. just alot of the people(yet still not everyone)
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Female 1,496
You know what I do on my days off lilhawk? Your mom.
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Female 1,496
Poor lilhawk, has two problems, he`s bitter beyond his years and Canadian.

OK I was wrong. He only has one problem. He`s Canadian.

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Male 221
and to avoid having to say this.

when i say school is in the way. i mean im in all university classes maintaining a 92 average. while working 5 days a week. roughly 9 hours a shift. and life lessons? what life lessons. when your on the street because you didnt pay your parents rent? when you have to breakup with someone youve been seeing for over a year to make time for work? what life lessons are you talking about. because as far as im concerned. all my age has ever done for me. is limit and restrict my quality of living. it doesnt tell me who i am. and if you ever talked to me. i doubt youd believe im 16

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Male 240
"we let the disabled live when they should be dead. so we might as well let this kid smoke even though he shouldnt be. flame me all you want. i could care less about what some 30 year olds think of a 16 year old while theyre most likely living in theyre mothers basement jacking off to photoshopped pictures of sarah palin."

We let the disabled live when they should be dead? Maybe we should start killing people based on their stupidity. We should let the disabled die if they wanted to. If they can`t speak or communicate, then it is best to let relatives decide or, worst case scenario, pull the plug in my opinion. We`re all human. What gives you the right to live over them?
Second, erm, you`re sixteen. Do you do anything besides jacking off in your mother`s basement? And of course you care for people talking sh*t about you on some website. By analyzing what you post, it seems that you do not represent a lot in real life. But hey, I don`t either.

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Male 221
seriously.. trying to insult my grammar on a board of mostly illiterate people?
seriously?

HINTS :
1. Get a career/permanent job
ive been working for 10 bucks an hour at a grocery store because i am not able to work a fulltime job with school in my way. and i have been there for over a year now.
2. Move out of your mom`s/dad`s house
i work. and i go to school. im barely there as it is. its more of a storage facility
3. Get a car
i have a car :D. i just cant drive it alone yet because of age restrictions
4. Pay your bills on time so you have electricity, water, cable (TV and internet), phone, car payments, rent/mortgage, etc...
and on top of that. i pay 200 a month living at home. i have been searching for an apartment now for around 2-3 months.

and finding this site after ripping a bong?
ive been going on this site now for rouphy 5 years. so dont tell me how i found it. i cooked a dratin turkey on my day off today for my mother. and what i do on my tim

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Male 240
Whether we pay our bills or parasite society.
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Male 240
JMoney, like Batmanners states, your grammar sucks pretty hard. Then again, you ARE American (no offence to anyone that actually proves not to be a moron on this website, I`m not a xenophobe or allout anti-American for that matter). They have found cures for cancer, but they won`t make it public because of the fact that the cure and treatment cost too much. The technology is relatively new. Plus, there`s too much profit being made from virtually killing everybody, be it on military levels, on religious or economic. If they want you not to smoke, they`ll give you nicotine gum, that costs about the same or maybe more. The addiction remains. If you begin to smoke at 13 years, that`s your choice. Maybe not, depends on how hard your conforming to those around you, for instance. If he`ll regret it bad enough, he`ll stop smoking eventually, if he says "I don`t care" , then that`s fine. Whatever defines "adult", we`re all children in the end. Whether we pay our bills or par
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Female 15,763
Bat, I do believe you just pwned someone. Though I wasn`t paying enough attention as to WHO exactly was pwned... and maybe I`m just not thinking straight because of the compliment.

Good god it`s time for bed now.

o-o;

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Male 4,004
And Opie, if you weren`t so young and probably taken, I would marry you. Well, your personality at least.
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Male 4,004
"go back to canada lilhawk."

Just because I think you left yourself open for a kick in the ass.
1. He`s already in Canada.
2. And it`s "adult" not "aldut"
(also, it`s "it`s" not "its")
If you`re going to flame someone for poor grammar, try to have good spelling yourself.

Douche.

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Male 4,004
Why must some Canadians go out of their way to look like drating idiots?

Hey, douchebags, cut it out, you`re making me look bad.

I`m a smoker and this is one of the worst things I have seen (smoke related), other than the parents who made their 3YO toke up.

To consider yourself an adult at 16, despite what you may be doing (smoking, drinking, and whatnot), is incredibly retarded. Being an adult is not what you do, it`s life lessons learned. And trust me when I say, YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT! Just look at your horrible spelling, have some drating pride, and then come tell me you`re an adult, and I`ll point out another one of your oversights on what it is exactly to be an adult.

HINTS :
1. Get a career/permanent job
2. Move out of your mom`s/dad`s house
3. Get a car
4. Pay your bills on time so you have electricity, water, cable (TV and internet), phone, car payments, rent/mortgage, etc...

I wish I was still young and naive.

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Female 15,763
Heh.. all these lovely hateful words exchanged over a little herbal cigarette.

Lovely.

<3

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Male 312
go back to canada lilhawk. first off, its "their" not "there" and no you are not an aldut if that is your position on smoking. its the most illogical statement i`ve seen in some time. sure, they may cure cancer in the next 50 yrs, but in the meantime, we`ve got tobacco companies ripping us off with shiitty quality cigarettes and adding all types of shet to our tobacco just to get people addicted. i`m a smoker myself, but its not something i am proud of. you started at 13? congrats, by the time you are 20 you`ll be wishing you had quit while you were ahead on the count in a pointless flame war on some website that you found on google because you had just ripped a bong and were done eating your mom`s pizza rolls.
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Female 527
lilhawk, your attempt at an angry rant was a sad one....
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Male 1,365
It`s a Ginseng cigarette, they have them all over China, no tobacco and non addictive, the kid will probably not sleep during nap time but this not uncommon. Non-occidental cultures believe that Ginseng smoked helps the lungs.It may be a real cigarette, but the kid is so small that he would get sick due to his size and the amount of smoke intake that he would suffer nicotine poisoning by the time he made it half way through the stick.
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Male 15,832
Oh well, at least it was a FILTER cigarette! Meanwhile, somebody needs to teach him how to use a lighter. Hey, kid, you light the cigarette off the TOP of the flame! Foreigners...
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Male 134
= People with cooler dads than me.
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Male 221
well xbox i agree with you cause most of these idiots are too pigheaded to understand anything other then "i was told this was bad.. so anyone who does it is evil"

i smoke at 16. and ive been smoking since 13. i consider myself an adult. and on top of that. i have a deep believe that lung cancer will be treated easily in the future. you can flame me all you want but i could care less what a different culture chooses to do with there children. we let the disabled live when they should be dead. so we might as well let this kid smoke even though he shouldnt be. flame me all you want. i could care less about what some 30 year olds think of a 16 year old while theyre most likely living in theyre mothers basement jacking off to photoshopped pictures of sarah palin.

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Male 845
for some reason i wasnt offended. i think its cus the end of the world is imminent and he wont live long enough to get lung cancer
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Female 48
its ok if the kid smokes as long as hes 18 or older...but this is drated
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Male 3,255
@Crotchodile

That`s pretty much it.

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Female 94
omg that`s disgusting.
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Male 31
That`s pretty effed up. What`s the boy have in his formula bottle? Beer?
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Female 142
Thursday, February 05, 2009 5:14:20 PM
xboxman, I hate to add to the flaming, but shut up. When terrorist flew planes into the trade centers, they did it based off of their culture. Just because somebody`s culture is different, doesn`t mean we have to respect it.

Smashing planes into buildings has as much to do with people`s culture as letting a child smoke. That`s like saying serial rapists are part of American culture based on an isolated incident. Every culture has maniacs, this is the human race-- don`t confuse this with culture.

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Female 1,082
i can understand people who have smoked all their lives and cant quit, but we know better now. why would you start someone out on that at such a young age? why would you want to seriously harm your child?
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Male 455
I get it! I absolutely get it! China`s introducing tobacco products to minors to cull the herd. God knows they need the space.
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Male 34
Meh, hes bum-puffing
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Male 89
that kid`s a badass
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Male 976
xboxman, I hate to add to the flaming, but shut up. When terrorist flew planes into the trade centers, they did it based off of their culture. Just because somebody`s culture is different, doesn`t mean we have to respect it.
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Male 245
yay
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Male 2,199
parenting at its best...
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Female 4,028
It looked so weird to see a little kid do that with such comfort.
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Male 779
Xboxman, No need to be racist now, eh?

Someone needs to slap the poo outa these people. Including the kid.

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Male 242
@xboxman

Going for the a$$clown of the month award?
Anyway, different culture, different view, that`s fine, letting your 2 year old smoke its young little lungs to an early death, don`t say I really care what culture you are from, that is not fine.

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Male 380
these comments give me cheap lulz. Different parts of the world are different, not everyone lives in the perfect moral views you dumb americans like to think.
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Male 907
... Damn. They spoke Cantonese. I can only speak Mandarin.
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Male 341
Parenting at its best
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Female 1,401
poor kid. someone call DSS
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Male 26
Pretty sad, and they had to tape 4 minutes of it too, not only that but all of them were completely amused.
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Male 1,085
He seems so mature doing it...

What loser parents. I will be laughing when you killed your kid because you let him smoke at 7 years old! Parents like this should die.

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Female 353
I couldent stop watching this kid... so wrong yet ....strangly adult
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Male 603
Awww, look at the little baby surrounded by child abusers. How adorable.

And that`ll be cute when he`s terminally ill by the time he`s 17. This is all warm and fuzzy.

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Male 19,839
part of me wants to make a witty joke, the other part of me wants to punch the jagweed parents.

i`m vexed.

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Female 324
i couldnt watch it that is sick. im sure someone got jailed for letting their small child smoke recently.. why dont they just shoot it :/
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Male 162
Absolutely disgusting.
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Male 391
i guess im a pretty bad person for laughing at that

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Male 2,958
-Is that a cigarette?
If it is gross.-

as opposed to...?

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Female 660
ah man,I felt sick watching a video of child abuse.Sad sad world we live in.
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Male 1,556
Is that a cigarette?
If it is gross.
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Female 1,516
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to kill humanity.
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Female 4,197
thanks geodleto, but this comp sucks and it will probably take 3 days to download lol ill just give this one a miss
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Female 125
Maybe it`s a midget?
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Female 268
OMG This is wow...
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Male 242
@shellie

Maybe check if you have the latest Adobe Flash Player, version 10 is the latest and should play it without a hitch.

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Male 3,296
hey must be one of those freakshows that come from china....

like the opposite of yao ming

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Female 4,197
i keep getting youku.com and everythings in japanese but no clip... and since i dont speak or read japanese i dont know if i should click on something?..
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Female 665
Who says he`s a baby? He could be freaking 30 years old for all we know.
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Female 317
why are people around him laughing? I`d be freaking out if I saw a todler do this!
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Male 2,395
So.... they taught him that before potty training?
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Female 443
yea yea yea sooooo my comment was a little obvious. But I am in shock ...

I feel bad for him if he ever has to quit...

I had a coworker who let her 12yo smoke ...

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Male 586
@ rigby_321

OMG you`re completely RIGHT! that IS Horrible! that child is wayy to old!
they just missed the comedic window of ages 1-2!!!
They`re breaking one of the most sacred tenants of child endagerment!

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Male 203
he`s not even inhaling. pussy
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Female 2,672
crazy kid & crazy adults, unless hes a deformed midget adult?
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Male 9,306
O_o; ...real???
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Female 443
That is just horrible!
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Male 156
whaaaaaaaat
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Male 242
Link: This Toddler Issss Smokin` [Rate Link] - And it looks like he has done this before, many many many times. (Video defaults to full screen.)
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