The Stinger: The `90s Car Of The Future

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

What ever happened to the Stinger? It was supposed to be the car of the future in the "90s.
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Female 209
i want!!!... in red..
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Male 31
I would so buy one, but in a different color.
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Male 175
Wow, I actually kinda want one.
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Female 4,028
Maybe all those pop-out parts made it too easy to steal.
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Male 134
I think Rico Suave stole it.
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Male 242
Instead, they broke that piece of crap down and made green screens all around the world with it.
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Male 113
Why would you need a hose anyway?
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Male 1,164
kinjo if you can drive your apartment then fair enough...

i would buy one of these just 2 taunt tramps with

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Male 468
if it has a lemon pie holder i would buy it
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Male 163
If you remove all the gagets they listed from they car you`re left with just the tires, which you can then use as floaties while at the beach!
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Male 89
ever heard of a trunk? you know, that thing in the back of the car (sometimes in the front)?..ya, you can put all those things in it too, and not have an ugly a** car.
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Male 5,094
Wait, part of the door is a plastic storage compartment? In a side-impact accident, won`t it splinter faster than you can say "lacerated liver"? That is, if it doesn`t get stolen first.
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Male 914
yah so i already one of these except mine has more features...its called an apartment...
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Female 531
why would you put all that stuff in a car?
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Male 16
why does he get in the car...adjust everything...and then get out again?

seriously.

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Male 679
I love sticking stuff in nooks and crannies.
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Male 11
uhhh is this serious? i really don`t believe this...
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Male 995
Very nice, but where`s the portable Flux Capacitor?

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Male 1,232
Typical 90s commercial.
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Male 959
nothing on reliability, safety, mileage.

Just that there`s a flashlight in the door, and a picnic chair in the front seat. Sums up the 1990s approach to cars.

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Male 271
wtf do you need a garden hose for. This has got to be a joke.
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Male 1,135
If there isn`t a hidden compartment in the wheel that has a removable generator then i`m not buying it.
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Male 674
The color isn`t bad, but its as if the sole audience it had in mind was 18-30 year old California and Hawaii wealthy beach kids. seeing as those can be counted in the thousands and not the millions, that is why is never came to be. and we are better off that it didnt
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Female 1,199
Funky!

I like that green too!

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Male 3,819
They should have had Vince Whateverhisnameis or Billy Mays promote this thing.
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Male 943
wow that`s awful, it`s like a swiss army car
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Male 276
Am I the only one who likes that shade of green? o.o
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Male 650
Too much poo
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Male 170
I WANT THIS CAR NOW!

you can live in it

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Male 411
mrpopenfresh
"Wednesday, February 25, 2009 7:03:56 PM
Dear god, it`s a pontiac! That what was wrong with it. Remember the Aztec? They tried that one too."

I`m betting this was the concept that became the Aztec.

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Male 2,582
Man I forgot how colorful the 90`s where...except for the people, not a black guy for miles..
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Female 162
a garden hose. you know, to water the plants at the beach.
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Male 1,404
2 million bucks spent on a care never meant for production. Do you wonder WHY many people think this company deserves to go under?
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Male 15
Batteries Sold Separately
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Female 63
can u imagine how long it would take the police to search one of those for drugs?
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Female 63
the tires make portable tables...the engine converts to a cook top.....the trunk folds out to a shower bathroom using the winshield wipers as shower heads.....the hood converts to a tanning bed....the roof fold over to a canopy.....and the under carriage pulls out to make a jungle gym for your kids....dont for get the hidden mini mart next to the gas tank in case u need fresh fruit for your drive
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Male 905
awe. So. woulda. bought. D:
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Male 251
It would`ve been a resounding success if they threw in a hypercolor sweatshirt with every sale.
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Male 1,036
Dear god, it`s a pontiac! That what was wrong with it. Remember the Aztec? They tried that one too.
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Male 132
I would rather have one of those than a HUMVEE trying to survive in the woods.
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Male 486
It even has a matching fleshlight. The whole thing.
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Female 189
its so....green
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Male 569
Man... I wish I had a funky looking CD player.... The car kinda looked like it was made by Nerf.
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Male 3,431
And if Pontiac had actually MADE one instead of recycling the same $HIT They`ve been making for decades, they Might not be filing for Bankruptcy.
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Male 756
It`s kinda cool, I`ll give them that. Too much random crap stuffed in there though.

Gotta love the vintage 90s TV announcer too.


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Male 639
Swiss Army Car?
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Male 36
I think people wanted their things stolen more often in the 90`s. I mean, seriously, look at how many opportunities burglars have!
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Female 147
wow that`s alot of stuff.
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Male 845
garden hose?
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Male 1,825
This reminds me of that taco town skit from snl, where they just keep adding the most pointless poo ever that just makes it hilarious. Also that episode of the simpsons where homer designed a car like this
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Male 759
Gas stove? 2 vaccum cleaners?? A feckin` garden hose???
How about they fit it with a dog kennel and an embroidery kit as well.
I`ll tell you why it never went into production - they realised that people already had camper vans.
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Male 2,395
lolcassetteplayer

Oohh, are the ribbons the people waving at the end included?

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Female 1,436
Ah, the 90`s . . . wowzers!

That is equivelant to a swiss army knife - awesomeness. The structure was quite impractical but with all the drugs you`re on - who cares?!

"Beach here we come - Woooo Hooooo!!!!!!!"

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Male 207
Lol. Where I live, all that poo would be gone in a day... and they`d leave the thing sitting on cinder blocks.
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Male 186
I want...so badly...even with the way it looks...still better than my skoda...Removable and hidden things are AWESOME! :)
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Female 723
I want one...even if it is only available in neon green.
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Male 776
theres actually a lot of good stuff in that car that i think current companies could implement, despite the color scheme its also a pretty slick looking vehicle
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Male 2,344
That thing...must have been amazing...I have never even heard of it!
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Male 2,199
its like a mobile Swiss army knife...
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Female 15,763
Ahahahaha, they couldn`t imagine the future not using cassette tapes?

Also... lol 90`s.

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Female 84
lmao at garden hose xD
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Male 731
It`s neat as hell...but I can`t see it being safe if every part of it has an accessory.

"It wasn`t the head on collision that got him, m`am. It was the picnic kit."

My favorite accessory has to be the cassette player. Just because it`s retro now, and they thought it would be futuristic.

Hell, I`d keep all my cassettes in the drawer and play it everywhere I went.

In conclusion, YES. I want this car, but can I get it in Fire Truck Red?

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Male 45
damn what isnt in this car.

hey i found a house in my car.

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Male 588
"And if you like nooks and crannies..."

I do! I do!

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Female 2,064
Geez, EVERYTHING doubles as something and is removable in that car. xD
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Male 281
I want it in dayglo yellow. Im not kidding.
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Male 322
wowzers a GARDEN HOSE!
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Male 201
This is like the "everything we could find" car.

"Hey, I found a hose!"
"Really? Put it in next to the vacuum cleaner."
"Hey, what should I do with this flashlight?"
"Alright, put that in too."
"I found a vacuum cleaner!"
"What?! We already HAVE one of those! Well, fine, put it in anyway!"

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Male 2,388
And you can do it all looking like a DOUCHE!

so many parts it can be stolen in just three trips

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Male 145
I desperately hope the quote "A flashlight!" at 1:32 becomes the newest internet catchphrase.
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Female 1,306
wowzers, that actually sort of cool, if you`ve got WAY too much money and beachtime on your hands.

door that doubles as an icechest? XD SO MANY PARTS!

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Male 83
too bad neon colours have gone out of style...same with poor safety standards and beach-driving
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Female 2,927
they lost me at the garden hose included. though i like the adjustable steering wheel.
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Female 55
A friggen plastic car! I wonder if it glows in the dark like the stars you put on the ceiling.
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Male 626
Wow dude... thats totaly bodacious! Me and my bros will drive that baby to the surf and have a rad time! Chicks dig cars with gadgits, babe city and sex untill they scream kowabunga!
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Male 1,788
I can only imagine the side impact crash tests...

"Well the dummies would have surivived, if we would have put something besides a f*cking plastic cooler in the door."

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Male 353
I remember losing all the parts to my toys when I was little; G.I. Joe guns and missles, He-mans sword. I would have parts of this car spread across the U.S.
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Male 801
Jesus, all it would need is a shower and you would be sorted. Must be the easiest car to jack though. Just remove the ice chest and crawl through the hole in the side of the door...
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Male 2,004
xcept for all those unnecessary accessories and that horrible green color, then toughen it up a bit in some areas in the design, it would be a sweet ride
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Male 212
just imagine a crash. all that random crap goes flying
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Female 678
"Why a garden hose? What possible use could that have?"

That`s when you go mud bogging and you need to hose out your interior. haha. clever

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Male 1,365
Even comes with a portable plastic coffin for crashes.
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Male 151
hahaha and why are we bailing out GM? oh, wait, so we can make two million dollar project cars that serve no justifable purpose and are painted hideous neon colors. son of a bitch.
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Male 17,511
This was a concept car that never made it for several reasons.

And yes, Everything was painted neon in the 90`s.

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Male 94
Geif me that car.

Destruction Derbies here i come....

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Female 254
I`d want one...if it wasn`t neon green. Some pretty useful knick-knacks in there and a bunch of stuff that`s been adapted to cars. It truly is the car of the future!
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Male 41
"Why a garden hose? What possible use could that have?"

Siphoning gas? XD

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Male 295
Some of the items in it were useful, like the tool kit, but the design, oh god somebody shoot me in the foot
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Male 144
So it`s a car for a beach bum. Someone`s actually gonna drive that eyesore to work every day?
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Male 84
Oh...Dear..God...Hideous
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Male 14,331
Oh good god my eyes!!!! What the hell were we thinking in the early 90`s every thing is neon.
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Male 51
Why a garden hose? What possible use could that have?
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Male 45
I would say that I would have trouble imagining the kind of mega-douche who would want a monstrosity like this, but...
I go to college. I see mega-douches every day.
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Male 83
that would be handy if you were destitute adn living out of your car..i guess
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Female 652
lol its like the easiest car to steal. just pull it apart. great for the homeless though
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Female 1,545
Was this a parody?
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Male 15,510
Does it brings Airbags?
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Male 260
So the sides of the car are... stealable?
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Male 480
God I miss day glow paint.
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Male 2,049
Leave that anywhere in NYC and everything in it will get stolen.
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Male 552
"Why would you ever need TWO portable vacuum cleaners?!"

The same reason you need a garden hose...

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Male 612
i want that car... bu i dont think i need 2 vacuum cleaners. the garden hose is good for siphoning gas...lol and it has all the tools to steal other cars
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Male 201
Does it come in neon pink?
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Male 209
Why would you ever need TWO portable vacuum cleaners?!
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Female 1,142
Wait, wait, wait...
This is a joke, no? o___o
It has to be.
Regardless, the picnic table part - I lol`d.
The first thing I ask myself when considering the purchase of a car is definitely "Can I eat off of it? Perhaps, fold it out, and set things on it?" X3
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Male 889
the hell is that crap?

and why was everything so neon bright in the 90s

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Male 49
"It`s too easy to steal. What with the side of the car being so easy to remove n all."

Right, because locked doors are known to cause such great troubles to car theeves...

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Male 4,593
I`d drive one. I liked it.
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Male 2,510
Does it have a toilet?

^^^

No but people have been known to mistake it for one.

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Male 265
If that thing got in a fender bender it would have random crap flying everywhere.
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Male 272
i bought one. never gotten laid since.
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Female 299
All I`m thinking is that it`s too easy to steal. What with the side of the car being so easy to remove n all.
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Male 1,894
too much crap on board that has nothing to do with driving. I think they forgot to put an engine in there.
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Male 1,091
Does it have a toilet?
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Female 175
ya, it has all that stuff.. but how is it on gas?
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Female 42
All I can think when looking at this is,
"They`re joking, right?"

The safty features on that thing must be horrible, too. XD

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Male 20,917
Link: The Stinger: The `90s Car Of The Future [Rate Link] - What ever happened to the Stinger? It was supposed to be the car of the future in the `90s.
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