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61 Responses to The Coward’s Guide to Picking Up Girls

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Link: The Coward’s Guide to Picking Up Girls - In 6 easy steps and as a girl, I have to say they`re pretty accurate.
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    marxs36 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Lol you like vaginas too? No way so do I! Can I see yours sometime?
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    metaphorically speaking, that piece of writing was basically raping shakespeare in his ass.
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    woomanfoo Male 18-29
    536 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I don`t really think this was anything new. It`s not that cowards don`t know HOW to deal with the womens, it`s just that they freeze up when the opportunity arises.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I still suck at picking up girls.

    Maybe coz I haven`t done it.

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    kinda lame and number 2 was just mean.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    thats just another way to get girls amaqdrinker
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    This was uncouth and lame. Try being nice, that`s really all it takes. And I know everyone says "you try being nice and you just get rejected" or "girls dont really want a nice boy". If it`s a girl worth having, trust me, they want a nice and sensitive guy (not overly sensitive though, such as tell her you like cute stuff like babies and kittens but dont cry until about the third date). And most important, be honest and be sincere.
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    dystopia04: now`s ur chance to create a good guide to picking up girls.
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    f*ck off quackor, it is possible to be concerned with something besides just getting laid.
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    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    that sounds pretty accurate. I hate those guys who get all whiny and just go "girls go for the bad guys anyways." It`s more like, the "bad guys" really do have just confidence. I don`t really like pansy guys either. I want a man who can just put his foot down instead of cowering all the time. sooo not attractive at all. Don`t be a yes man.
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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    A Real Guide for Cowardly Men - by Yellowsquare:

    1) Don`t be a dick.

    2) Seriously don`t "practice hitting" on ugly girls. That`s brutal and mean. And then you look like a dick, which contradicts my first rule.

    3) Don`t be a perv.

    4) Talking to girls isn`t all about getting laid. And going into a conversation with a (stranger) girl with the intent of getting action is the wrong way to go about it. This directly corresponds with rule 3.

    5) Be yourself. There are girls out there who will appreciate your nerd-dom and even tolerate long conversations about Star Wars and WoW.

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    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    "Talking to girls isn`t all about getting laid"

    coming from experience. i disagree.

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    JJRed88 Male 18-29
    163 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    10:1 Nodar`s a virgin
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    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    To Yellowsquare:

    Does rule #5 include Coumpter Progrmmers?
    Dim Programmer As String ="Braber01"

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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Why are there so many of these? Are people really having that much trouble? O_o
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    I still haven`t used my golden pick up line...I`m working on it, Laura.
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    How about this:

    Every girl wants different things. There is NO official gonna-work-every-time guide.

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    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    brabar

    computer programmers yes...

    VB junkies with no talent..no

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    agreed yellowsquare. and braber01, yes it does. you would be surprised how many girls enjoy a smart guy`s companionship. for example, my fiance is the biggest nerd. he talks to me about warcraft and computers and star wars. but it`s ok, i like those things too XD.
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    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    step number 1) get off the computer, stop looking at steps on how to get girls, and just go for it.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    I have little to no game. Luckily I also have a girlfriend and have no need for it.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Think about it this way: There`s a girl out there who married me.

    So, obviously it is possible for anyone, and obviously some people have weird tastes in what they look for.

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    Not bad advice, though the hitting on ugly girls thing seems douchey. Maybe combine these with yellowsquare`s tips. Though, as Opie said, there`s no definitive way to pick up chicks.
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    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    *facepalm*

    There is only one rule- STOP TRYING SO HARD. Ffs, if your main priority is having sex, you`re a douche and you don`t deserve a decent girl. When you are honestly interested in her as a human being, not as a piece of meat, she`ll end up liking you because you aren`t like the other guys who only see one thing. And then it just escalates from there. Basically, just be yourself and stop trying.

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    Okasen Female 13-17
    523 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    And yes, there are girls who like computer programming. If a guy came up to me and started talking about how he`s a varsity football player who goes to the gym every day, I`d get bored and probably say some less than kind things to him, since it`s obvious he`s a douche.

    If a guy came up to me, acting like a decent guy, and started a convo about world issues, literature, or computer-geekery, I would actually listen and be honestly interested in the conversation.

    Just try to be a good person and be yourself. If someone doesn`t like who you are then they aren`t the right person.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Please tell me this is satire. =P
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    @okasin,

    i have all this penis. i was wondering if you want some.

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    i take that back. you`re too young.

    @girls over 18.

    i have all this penis. i was wondering if you want some.

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    okay i read some of the comments by girls. and apparently all of you are missing the point. you seem to think you are looking for a nice sincere guy, and for a long term relationship. maybe have some nerdy little kids. but youre wrong. in reality it doesnt matter what you girls say, 100% of the time you will go for the fun, kinda douchy guy, who doesnt seem to care either way over the nice guy who brought you flowers. 100%

    now i know youre thinking "psht... thats not true at all. i want me a gentleman who opens the door for me and doesnt want sex."

    i call shenanigans. you want to be thrown against the door and funked from behind. you want a guy to whisper sometihng dirty in your ear at the bar anw walk away. thats what gives you butterflies.


    and guys just want sex. some dont know how to be open about it so they get tricked into getting married for the cutty.

    im not trying to be a troll, so dont reply to this. its my opinion.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    vvv So says the guy who photoshopped his own head onto a picture of a male model.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    a girl did it for me and i thought it was funny.
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    then i had sex with her
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    VagueReality Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 1, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    "100% of the time you will go for the fun, kinda douchy guy, who doesnt seem to care either way over the nice guy who brought you flowers. 100%"

    Wrong.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 12:49 am
    Dont, I suggest you stop talking like you know what you`re saying while your avatar and language suggest otherwise.

    Also, about the sex, methinks you doth protest too much.

  36. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 1:43 am
    ... Yeah. Back to what some girls were saying about geeky guys. My girl plays DnD with my group (She`s currently working on her own campaign to DM), she`s a computer programmer, and she plays WoW.

    Having said that, girls also like douchebags to an extent. Douchebags tend to be confident, which in turn a lot of girls like.

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    Owanie Male 18-29
    240 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 2:59 am
    Haha, that`s kinda funny. It`s sorta what I always do. Maybe I`m just an ugly guy haha, or people might find me weird or an assh*le.
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 3:05 am
    "Every girl wants different things. There is NO official gonna-work-every-time guide."


    mhm..it`s true.

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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 3:47 am
    When I was an emotially detached ass who didn`t care, I got action all the time, when I stopped being a dick, I met my wife. So it`s kind of a catch 22. Yes, being a non caring mysogynist will get you laid, but you may miss out on the chick that rocks your world.
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    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 4:20 am
    Glad to see that most people saw the sexism in this post. It not only stereotypes girls, but also guys.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 5:26 am
    “No way! I like vaginas too. Can I see yours sometime?”

    WOAH! this site actually KNOWS me!!
    nah im jm, but i did `lol` at that part ^^

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    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 6:34 am
    Apparently something on that site is NSFS, because my school blocked it. :/
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    BlackDragonB Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Pretty good actually.
  44. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 7:58 am
    So according to this shyness is cowardice?
  45. Profile photo of Cata
    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Yes shyness is cowardice. Also shy = boring
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 10:14 am
    And then you complain all you can find is this the irony...

    yep 4 popped collars douche to the power of 4.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    lol way to go mcgovern, i dont know where u found that, but now its mine...
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    wow. this reminds me of how pathetic i am. i can`t even do step 1. i would rather jump blindfolded off a cliff into water 200 feet below than talk to a girl i don`t know
  49. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    I`m off that cliff with you, last ninja.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Two sides to every coin. More women means higher risk of STDs.
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I lost at 1.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Look if you can`t talk to girls/women, deal with it pussy. Just take up drinking or drugs or something, or maybe men are more your style, try that.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    " i would rather jump blindfolded off a cliff into water 200 feet below "
    done something simmilar, was awesome.
  54. Profile photo of amaqdrinker
    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 2, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    appropriate song:

    Fugazi - Suggestion

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    Surfingninja Female 18-29
    744 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 4:39 am
    Basically correct. Confidence is sooo important. Even a not so good looking guy can succeed in giving a girl butterflies just by being confident.

    Or maybe I`m just into the weird nerdy guys. >_>

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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:55 am
    and according to you, McGovern, confidence means idiots with popped collars...so now ur shy
    and ignorant?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 10:49 am
    The line between confidence and conceitedness is hard to tell and most of the time you`ll find a douchebag to be confident when he`s actually conceited but I`m sure your the type that will have to get used by one to figure this out for yourself.
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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Maybe you cant tell the difference between an ass.hole that is putting on a show for his friends so as to show how many girls he can f.uck over in one night, and a man that simply
    has the confidence to walk up to a girl he likes
    and start a conversation, but i certainly can, hence no i dnt get screwd over by douchebags. Also, im sorry youre the kind of person that judges another`s personality and intellect based on some f.ucking IAB comments, its probably why you dont get p.ussy. And to conclude yes the guy with the attitude is certainly more attractive than the guy that stands in the corner by himself piss.ing his pants everytime a girl walks by.
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    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 12:53 am
    This is Pathetic.
  60. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 7:19 am
    You criticize assumptions then make assumptions hmmmm.
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    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 8:56 am
    theres a difference between `probably` and `im sure...` as u put it.
    And yes Levon, it is pathetic i agree, f.uck it. im sorry i even bothered with this.

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