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Date: 02/08/09 06:29 AM

88 Responses to The 9 Ways To Treat A Woman

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Link: The 9 Ways To Treat A Woman - Seriously. There aren`t any other ways.
  2. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:34 am
    I LOVE the 1993 video game cartridge, hahahahahahahaha!!
  3. Profile photo of Toolchick101
    Toolchick101 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:34 am
    I`m LoLing at that. Make me lasagna. NOOWWWWWW.

    I`d look at him and say "you eat what I cook and you like it."

    Yeah.

  4. Profile photo of Senocno
    Senocno Male 13-17
    47 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:34 am
    make me lasagna..... NOWWWWW!!!!!!
  5. Profile photo of ChronicJ
    ChronicJ Male 18-29
    353 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:36 am
    9 ways to act like a retard.
  6. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:38 am
    I was expecting something very different for the "Black Hole in her chest" skit. :P

    Overall, thoroughly hilarious.

  7. Profile photo of PrettyPlain
    PrettyPlain Female 18-29
    83 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:39 am
    hahaha i enjoyed the end haha
  8. Profile photo of Xan238
    Xan238 Male 18-29
    287 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:42 am
    ahhh Britanick ftw!!

    have any of you guys seen the other ones?

  9. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Haha, that was... random.
  10. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:45 am
    wierd...
  11. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I`m guessing it was supposed to make me laugh and not yawn? I took the latter.
  12. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:00 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
    "CUT THE SH*T TODD"
  13. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:03 am
    boycott kellogg`s
  14. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    158 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:26 am
    make me lasagne.
    NNNOOWWWWW!

    haha!

  15. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:28 am
    I really don`t know what to think about that. But I did laugh. Hmm..
  16. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:29 am
    LMFAO i LOVE britanick! :D
    that was awesome, they`re so randommm
  17. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Meh, it kinda got stupid throughout.
    But I lol`d at the first one xD
  18. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:30 am
    well the magic squirrels do exist lol
  19. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:56 am
    that was amusing :D
  20. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:58 am
    that was so, so very random, but i loved it :D
  21. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 9:00 am
    it was amusing. I think there are more ways though. Although my fav was treat her like your mother who`s dressed up like a bowling pin.
  22. Profile photo of butji
    butji Male 18-29
    103 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 9:24 am
    make me lasagne..... NOOOOOOOOOW! :D genious
  23. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 9:41 am
    haaaaaa at the 1993 cartridge one

    I think im gonna do that to my boyfriend

  24. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Was wonderfully fantabulous. :D
  25. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Omg that was funneh.
  26. Profile photo of jumper4saken
    jumper4saken Female 18-29
    67 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Lololol!

    Only thing I don`t get is, why would anyone NOT believe in magic squirrels?

  27. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 11:21 am
    ... I would have liked it better if there were more proper ones first before it deteriorated.
  28. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    haha. when i saw the title i was worried i might need to go on a feminist rant, but that was funny.
  29. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    LMAO "ArRRRgHH! Oh sorry I thought there was a black hole in your cheat but there isnt"

    And I was all for numer 9 for a few seconds there =]

  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    LMAO! XD "NAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    "I peed my pants!" nearly fell off my chair. XD

  31. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    cut the poo todd
  32. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    man i love britanick soooo much
    the last bit was fcucking hilarious
  33. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    "haha. when i saw the title i was worried i might need to go on a feminist rant, but that was funny."

    Totally agree with you.

  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Ooh, I want lasagna now...
  35. Profile photo of Nat89
    Nat89 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    I wasn`t ready for the NOW at the end lol.
  36. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    me and my girlfriend just broke up :-(
  37. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    me too opie... me too :(
  38. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    holycrap. XD
  39. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    they forgot "like she`s never going to leave you, no matter how much you ignore her"

    >:(

  40. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    the NOW poo me up D:
  41. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    and i had lasagne...for my tea.. :D heh
  42. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    haha
  43. Profile photo of 5405841
    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    how come im not laughing
  44. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    I knew when I seen like a game cartridge from 1993 he was going to blow on her ahh who didn`t blow into their super Nintendo cartridges.
    The last NOW was funny, but other than that it was pretty random stuff that was just unfunny
  45. Profile photo of y2k2012now
    y2k2012now Female 13-17
    7 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    lol I liked the 1993 cartrige one
  46. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    that was interesting.
  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    lol that was pretty funny.
    "hey you guys wanna see my balls?"
    and
    "NOWWW!!!!!!!!"

    were epic.

  48. Profile photo of blackbird7
    blackbird7 Female 18-29
    238 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Like she`s a mother dressed as a giant bowling pin..."...Why are you...um.." LOL.
  49. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    mmmm lasagna

    also why do people have green names? what did I miss?

  50. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    I finally laughed at something
  51. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Squirrel should have said "Want to see my nuts?" ... no?
  52. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    nice. loved the ending.
  53. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Lol awesome
  54. Profile photo of Currahee428
    Currahee428 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    epic.
    BriTANicK`s awsome
  55. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Good ending. In fact, good beginning.
  56. Profile photo of clemaire09
    clemaire09 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    haha nice
  57. Profile photo of alphaxomega
    alphaxomega Male 13-17
    27 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    great just amazing
  58. Profile photo of ZMDalph
    ZMDalph Male 13-17
    216 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  59. Profile photo of TheFiggy
    TheFiggy Female 13-17
    63 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Epic Win.
  60. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    XD that was amazing
  61. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Hahaha that was so random. xD
  62. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Haha!
  63. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    Hey, you guys wanna see my balls?
  64. Profile photo of tera_melos
    tera_melos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:14 am
    hahaha so great.
  65. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 1:47 am
    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. So incredibly random xD
  66. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:39 am
    ...bake me lasagna....NAAAAOOOOO!!!!
    I lol`d seriously.
  67. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:45 am
    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

    Nothing, you`ve told her twice already.

  68. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:10 am
    the blonde was cute
  69. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 6:16 am
    hehe good times :D
  70. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Lol thats my bf all over...I got my hoes up on number 9 :(

    What do u call jimbob? A mean person...
    It`s only funny when i like you

  71. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:39 am
    NOWWWWW! lmao
  72. Profile photo of KisuneKisune
    KisuneKisune Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 10:11 am
    "Lol thats my bf all over...I got my hoes up on number 9 :(

    What do u call jimbob? A mean person...
    It`s only funny when i like you "

    Your boyfriend treated you like a 1993 game cartridge?

  73. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:40 am
    that would have been ok but the gay french accordian poo spoilt it
  74. Profile photo of OmgMyPantys
    OmgMyPantys Male 13-17
    2 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    lol this is off cracked.com !!!
  75. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    omgmypants it`s actually from britanick.com if you like this video go to there site they have alot of others
  76. Profile photo of Looshk
    Looshk Female 18-29
    124 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    This guys aint getting laid... -_-`
    Not now not ever.
    They know how to treat a 1993 games cartridge for drat sake!
  77. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Lmaooooooooooo.
    I started cracking up when the guy was like Make me lasagna..
    NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :D
  78. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    They`re all negative... )-|
  79. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    `i`m not taking off your sweater`
    `c`mon! i peed my pants`
    `what?`
    epic hahhaha
  80. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    Sexist.
  81. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:30 am
    lulz. i think ive done all of those things to women
  82. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:19 am
    make me a lasagna ... *sigh* NOOOOOWWWWW !!!!! lol
  83. Profile photo of PPPRULE
    PPPRULE Female 13-17
    227 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    last one was mean but the 2nd one is the loliest.
  84. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    like she`s your mother, dressed as a bowling pin lol :-)
  85. Profile photo of Fojos
    Fojos Male 18-29
    170 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Levon: Ever heard of humor?
  86. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    That scared me a bit.
  87. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    lmfao the end made me jump.
  88. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    April 24, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    ok, the sound sucked. I had to keep turning it up and down and up and down and...

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