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Date: 02/07/09 06:20 AM

46 Responses to The 8 Customers Everyone Hates

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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 3:39 am
    Link: The 8 Customers Everyone Hates - If you`ve ever worked behind the counter, you met every one of these on your first day!
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    CrzyBeauty Female 18-29
    61 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 7:43 am
    My goodness, I see these 8 people every time I work. It`s horrible, but then I also see a lot of customers during the day when I work. Retail is an ugly business sometimes.
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 7:51 am
    some of those arent that bad, but i think im a *little* bit of the procrastinator :)
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Ugh, the Cellphone Sh_theads are my personal favourites. Although, I used to work on the front gates of a zoo, so there were hundreds of seriously angry parents with out of control bratty little kids just dying to take their rage out on you.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Cellphone Sh*thead, Dinosaur, and I`ve taken game trade ins from MANY a stoner. For god`s sake the game box smells like it was HOLDING his stash!

    T.T.T.`s never exploded on me though, perhaps they all foresaw the verbal bashing they would have gotten.

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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 8:38 am
    How `bout the people who order the nastiest item on the menu, and then act like it`s your fault when it tastes like ass?
    Like, when and in what universe did you decide that cotton-candy flavoured ice cream would be any good? Really?
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    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 9:06 am
    All of the customer interaction we have is over the phone, but we STILL have a Captain Linger. He calls during the busiest part of the day and refused to hang up the phone, telling us about the weather or how many lame jokes he has written down on a piece of paper in front of him, just waiting to be said to someone (which becomes one of the few people at my job who answers the phone). Whenever he calls, everyone always knows it`s him because of the sheer amount of eyerolls the phone answerer makes, and the lengthy amount of time they spend on the phone nervously chuckling.
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    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 10:04 am
    how about the people who always want a freaking discount. i work at a shrine gift shop and every single person is convinced that since it`s a religious place, there must be no tax. and when we tell them we do have tax, they get all pissy. plus, i get stuff like "well,i go to church here don`t i get a discount?" no, no you don`t. you never will. i hate my job.
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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 10:23 am
    I work at Walt Disney World, have yet to see any of these.
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    skinnymocha Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
    I`ve had all of them, and more.
    Including, the money flasher. the egotist. And my personal favourite, the straight from the madhouse.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15784 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 11:23 am
    Yeah... I am NOT excited to enter the working world.


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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
    I disagree with the stoner customers. I smoke, which may make me biased, but I never had a problem with them. They never were retarded about stuff. The COKE HEADS I had problems with. They always wanted to fight, or steal poo. Not saying everyone who does coke is like that, but I definitely had the most trouble with people on amphetamines. Stoners don`t faze me in the slightest. All they want to do is chill and eat.

    It sounds like the guy who wrote this has never met a person smoking pot before. Because last time I checked I am not fading in and out of reality. I am just having a good time.

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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    Yea... working at a cafe in the middle of downtown... ive pretty much met em all.

    if youre just entering the working world opie... how old are you?

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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    omg! my step father is a combination of the micro manager and the ticking time bomb. if it isnt done a certain way he will go on four hours how inefecient or incompetent the whole organization is . my god it embarrasing!
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    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Did I post here already? Oh well, anyways, pretty much met all of them and it`s a good thing my boss and I get along like old time friends, or else I would be out of the job lol.
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    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    "Yeah... I am NOT excited to enter the working world.


    Me either. Makes me want to get a job even less.

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    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    ugh yeah people like that make working suck. Always getting the people that say `well at the other store it only costs this much blah blah blah" or the "I was here yesterday and it only cost $3 why is it $5 now?" A- we just changed our prices or B your other day was 5 years ago. Also I hate it when people expect you to get their stuff out to them in under a minute when they order 15 different things theres only two people working and there is 20 people in line. Its not going to happen.
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    moonie_kat Female 18-29
    359 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    So true! I`m a waitress so I see these people EVERY DAY...
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    i hate the dinosaurs the most
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    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I am never working in food service.
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    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Definately see these people every day as a waitress. If you do to-go food, the people that unpack EVERYTHING in the bag, and even though it`s labeled clear as day, continue to ask you what it is, while the growing line forms beind them. People who don`t tip. The dude who ask if everything else is extra. Wow, I should quit my job.
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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Cellphone pooheads and Procrastinators.

    How I loathe them.

    Hell, I don`t mind if someone`s chatting away on their cell after they`re sitting down and eating, etc. But you`ve been in line for 5 minutes and you couldn`t go, "hold on, lemme get my food?!?!"

    You twat.

    Them and procrastinators are the reason I can`t get anything done. I`d love to go take care of the HEAVING MASS of to-go orders but I have to wait for them to place their order.

    And just when I`m about to turn around and do so... "Oh, ma`am, I`m ready!!" DX

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8311 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    Its Mr Procrastinator who drives me mad. As the article said, you`ve been in line for 10 minutes, and you only decide to look at the menu and start thinking about what you want when you get to the front of the line??

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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    I "entered the working world" at sixteen, and I`m still at the same job four years later. It`s pretty crappy and I have indeed met most of these customers, but I hate - HATE - the customers who assume it`s YOU who does the ordering and whatnot. They can`t find something? Well, it`s my fault because I happen to be within shouting distance of them. Grr.

    But I don`t bother finding another job since I assume it would be the same everywhere.

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    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Only problem I have in England is the "Can I pay with Euros?" customer.. I never knew it was so hard to remember what currency is used in the damn country your in.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2067 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    The cellphones...the accursed CELLPHONES....and that drating finger! WHY?
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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    tenty: Wait.. so *can* they pay with Euros?
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    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Oh I`m so glad I don`t have to deal with people where I work..I work with animals and it`s so much nicer that dealing with stupid people
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    February 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    I honestly don`t think the cell phones are that bad, as long as they can put it down or (if it`s a headset) tell whoever they`re talking to to hold on for a minute.

    Being the mildly antisocial person I am, I find the soapbox and anchor the most annoying.

    Luckily, I very rarely have to actually deal with anyone at all where I work.

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    TripleNipple Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    Boadicea, the point that Tenty was making is that no, you cannot pay with euro`s in england as we do not use them, we use pounds. Although I`m sure you would have known this if you even knew where the uk was on a map.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    tripple nipple -since when does a knowledge of geography automaticly morph into a knowledge of foreign currency. since we americans or so stupid and can only keep so much in our tiny brains youll have to pick one or the other. wheres such and such or what currency do they use. pick one.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    True story - I`m out to dinner with my wife and her obnoxious (but hot) friend. Waiter doesn`t come to take our order for 30 minutes after we sit down. We complain quietly among ourselves about how long the waiter is taking and how busy they are. Waiter finally arrives. Obnoxious (but hot) friend opens her menu for the first time and says "Oh, I haven`t decided what I want yet!"

    This person is the queen of all procrastinators in all facets of her life...didn`t even take her final exams on time in college, and her grandparents died eight times in her eight semesters in college in order to give her extensions for final exams, at least that is what she told her professors. Nice to know that every customer service worker deals with people equally as obnoxious every day and she`s not the worst person to walk the Earth. But, she gets away with it because she is hot.

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:00 am
    "since when does a knowledge of geography automaticly morph into a knowledge of foreign currency."

    Since it is evident that the U.K. is not part of the European Union. So, any knowledge of geography does, in fact, automatically morph into a knowledge of what currency they use.

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    TripleNipple Female 18-29
    68 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:03 am
    jinxiejae: not at any point did I mention Americans, it was you who mentioned them, therefore proving your dictation correct. She is also Canadian again proving yourself correct :)
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    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 1:19 am
    Oh no not the cellphone pooheads! :O
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    February 8, 2009 at 2:16 am
    Lando your research before you say something. Great Britain IS part of the European Union, they just refused to use the same currency.
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 2:20 am
    Urgg cellphoner... never know if there talking to you
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    Dagnarus Male 18-29
    134 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 3:43 am
    I lol`d at Lando. The way he has written about the U.K makes him sound so informed and smart, but it is also obviously clear that he knows absolutely nothing about either the u.k. or the e.u. I just liked the fact that is was so blatant :-D
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    esotera Female 18-29
    24 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 4:42 am
    This makes me really thankful I have never worked behind a counter before.
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    Strikier Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 5:41 am
    id h8 to work behind counters
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    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    my friends are such pot heads
    number eight described their everyday lives completely
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    And this is why I`m glad that I don`t have a job anymore. Less money, but fewer non-nice individuals as well.
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Ughh this was my first job. However they didn`t include retards who thought I was somehow flirting with them, when instead I was just being nice to them because I have to be nice to customers. >.> Seriously I`d feel bad about rejecting them, but come on I`m being nice because I`m at work, not because I`m interested. -_-

    Yeah... I`ve encountered ALL those people in a span of 2 years working there. -.-

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3077 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 12:53 am
    The other day I had one person who was the Stoner, the Anchor, the Cellphone poohead, a mild version of the TTT, and the Procrastinator.
    ONE person, 5 out of 8 types of bad customer...
    Shoot me.

    He walks into the convenience store, stoned out of his mind, talking on his cell phone, drifting in and out of his phone conversation. While doing this, I kept asking how I could help him. He wanted `tobacco` rolling papers (I wonder what for ;)). And kept asking if we had any others.
    He finally decided what he wanted, and then continued to talk on his phone (about McDonald`s fish sandwiches). A couple minutes later I get him rung through, and he walks over to the cigar wraps and asks if he could grab one. I kindly tell him, no, we can get fined for having customers self-service tobacco products. He then asks why I can`t sell them. I reply that they aren`t self serve. And he starts yelling at me, telling me not to get upset with him.
    All this time, I`m helping the 10 people that h

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    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Wow, sorry TripleNipple. I actually do know where England is on a map, but I`m not familiar with the foreign currency. I`ve been to France and Spain (both of whom accepted Euros), so I didn`t know if England did or not. I actually do know pounds exist, but thought maybe they could accept both. (Here in Canada, I regularly take American cash) So... I didn`t think it was a horribly ignorant thing to question. My apologies for my foreign ignorance I guess.

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