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Date: 02/25/09 09:10 AM

50 Responses to The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen

  1. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Link: The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen - You know the term ``I`ve got a bridge for sale`` right? Well, you might wan`t to read this...
  2. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:27 am
    w
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  3. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:31 am
    "wan`t"? An apostrophe in the word "want"? You`re taking the piss now IAB.
  4. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:33 am
    go get `em grammar nazi.
  5. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:36 am
    A Beach.....
    What The dratery
  6. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:41 am
    wan`t I don`t know what that means, can someone HELP me....
  7. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:55 am
    haha brilliant list.. I am so going to Russia :P
  8. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:00 am
    lol @ "Wan`t"
  9. Profile photo of Deejay89
    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:06 am
    I enjoyed this article. :3 Makes me want to go see what I could get away with..hmm
  10. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:21 am
    wan`t = won`t + want
  11. Profile photo of SupremeLazy
    SupremeLazy Male 13-17
    23 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:22 am
    they stole the empire state building. the f***ing empire state building. an entire building. And it`s huge. just... WOW
  12. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Serial bridge thieves!
  13. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:27 am
    this wan`t thing is bothering me lol. new word? ha
  14. Profile photo of IAm1337
    IAm1337 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I`m sure half a mile of beach is bigger than a tank?
  15. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:28 am
    um, how the hell do you not notice someone taking a bridge?
  16. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Cracked. The latest in up-to-date news.
  17. Profile photo of zzzhow
    zzzhow Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 25, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Ya who the drat takes a bridge? Theres got to be an easier way to get you some steel. Ill get you some steel right here!
  18. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:55 am
    haha i want to steal a beach
  19. Profile photo of MorgueDoll
    MorgueDoll Female 18-29
    84 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:59 am
    can they put the beach in my back yard? id like one.
  20. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    seems... fake
  21. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    lol the beach
  22. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    they forgot one...my penis
  23. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    um they give away bridges in the state of montana...
  24. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    @tannerb924

    So you no longer have one?

  25. Profile photo of nobody404
    nobody404 Male 13-17
    247 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    inb4 flame war about "corrupt American pigs" shooting the guy in the tank.
  26. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    When I was in high school I formulated a plot to steal the W off the wal-mart sign. I never did it though...
  27. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Let`s see if I can steal something BIGGER!
  28. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    "inb4 flame war about "corrupt American pigs" shooting the guy in the tank."
    that was a terrible inb4, sheesh...
    id double post so i could do the inb4, but i dont care.
  29. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    good list very funny. r

  30. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    I got a bigger one - I looked for the Moon last night and couldn`t see it anywhere, I rang the police to report it stolen but they told it had to be missing for 48 hours before they could do anything, and if it hadn`t turned up on its own again in a few days, to make a report then.
  31. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    An English guy took an old off-shore fortress in the North sea. No one owned it so he took it! Royal Navy tried firing a flew shots over him to get him out, but eventually gave up ^_^
  32. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    RUSSIA *shakes fist*
  33. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    i wish i was born 90 years ago, they freaking stole peoples houses and took out mortages to house they didnt own, makin 100,000
  34. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Get Gordon Freeman- We need his crowbar.
  35. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    An entire fu*cking beach?! Now - that is awesome. Damn, what was I doing that night? I should have been drinking with THOSE guys

    Oh - and I`m never going to Russia. What don`t the steal?!!

  36. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    "i`ve got a bridge to sell you"
  37. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Want isn`t a contraction...
  38. Profile photo of moomana
    moomana Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I kinda thought that when Russia stole every military secret we had would have at least made it on here.
  39. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    ""wan`t"? An apostrophe in the word "want"? You`re taking the piss now IAB."

    "lol @ "Wan`t""

    "wan`t = won`t + want"

    "Want isn`t a contraction..."


  40. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    The Empire State Building looks a heck of a lot like the Chrysler Building in that picture....
  41. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    The biggest thing stolen from me was the last 3 minutes reading this.
  42. Profile photo of punter75
    punter75 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 2:09 am
    BAD GRAMMER OVERLOAD
  43. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 3:33 am
    I remember the beach one!
  44. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:46 am
    >The biggest thing stolen from me was the last 3 minutes reading this.

    Oooh, burn...

  45. Profile photo of gwash85
    gwash85 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 7:58 am
    LAME.
  46. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 10:48 am
    The forgot Canada
  47. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 11:34 am
    Drat it, the school computers will let me on IAB, but they won`t let me on Cracked. >.>
  48. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Tank one was quite entertaining
  49. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Well would you look at that...I made the list! I`m still not sure what to do with the damn bell though...any takers?
  50. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:35 am
    The empire state building one was clever.

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