The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_17090_wheres-bridge-7-biggest-things-ever-stolen.html

You know the term ""I"ve got a bridge for sale"" right? Well, you might wan"t to read this...
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Female 167
The empire state building one was clever.
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Male 242
Well would you look at that...I made the list! I`m still not sure what to do with the damn bell though...any takers?
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Female 1,653
Tank one was quite entertaining
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Female 1,231
Drat it, the school computers will let me on IAB, but they won`t let me on Cracked. >.>
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Male 15,510
The forgot Canada
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Male 16
LAME.
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Male 1,232
>The biggest thing stolen from me was the last 3 minutes reading this.

Oooh, burn...

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Female 1,199
I remember the beach one!
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Male 86
BAD GRAMMER OVERLOAD
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Male 2,582
The biggest thing stolen from me was the last 3 minutes reading this.
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Female 4,447
The Empire State Building looks a heck of a lot like the Chrysler Building in that picture....
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Male 3,301
""wan`t"? An apostrophe in the word "want"? You`re taking the piss now IAB."

"lol @ "Wan`t""

"wan`t = won`t + want"

"Want isn`t a contraction..."


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Male 24
I kinda thought that when Russia stole every military secret we had would have at least made it on here.
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Male 536
Want isn`t a contraction...
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Male 904
"i`ve got a bridge to sell you"
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Female 1,436
An entire fu*cking beach?! Now - that is awesome. Damn, what was I doing that night? I should have been drinking with THOSE guys

Oh - and I`m never going to Russia. What don`t the steal?!!

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Male 1,078
Get Gordon Freeman- We need his crowbar.
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Male 323
i wish i was born 90 years ago, they freaking stole peoples houses and took out mortages to house they didnt own, makin 100,000
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Male 1,086
RUSSIA *shakes fist*
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Male 425
An English guy took an old off-shore fortress in the North sea. No one owned it so he took it! Royal Navy tried firing a flew shots over him to get him out, but eventually gave up ^_^
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Male 8,302
I got a bigger one - I looked for the Moon last night and couldn`t see it anywhere, I rang the police to report it stolen but they told it had to be missing for 48 hours before they could do anything, and if it hadn`t turned up on its own again in a few days, to make a report then.
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Male 2,388
good list very funny. r

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Male 988
"inb4 flame war about "corrupt American pigs" shooting the guy in the tank."
that was a terrible inb4, sheesh...
id double post so i could do the inb4, but i dont care.
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Female 2,064
Let`s see if I can steal something BIGGER!
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Male 1,788
When I was in high school I formulated a plot to steal the W off the wal-mart sign. I never did it though...
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Male 245
inb4 flame war about "corrupt American pigs" shooting the guy in the tank.
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Male 14,332
@tannerb924

So you no longer have one?

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Female 531
um they give away bridges in the state of montana...
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Male 488
they forgot one...my penis
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Female 1,604
lol the beach
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Female 1,082
seems... fake
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Female 84
can they put the beach in my back yard? id like one.
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Female 961
haha i want to steal a beach
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Male 1
Ya who the drat takes a bridge? Theres got to be an easier way to get you some steel. Ill get you some steel right here!
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Female 855
Cracked. The latest in up-to-date news.
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Female 652
um, how the hell do you not notice someone taking a bridge?
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Male 45
I`m sure half a mile of beach is bigger than a tank?
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Female 652
this wan`t thing is bothering me lol. new word? ha
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Male 1,091
Serial bridge thieves!
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Male 23
they stole the empire state building. the f***ing empire state building. an entire building. And it`s huge. just... WOW
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Male 516
wan`t = won`t + want
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Male 192
I enjoyed this article. :3 Makes me want to go see what I could get away with..hmm
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Male 1,220
lol @ "Wan`t"
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Male 1,148
haha brilliant list.. I am so going to Russia :P
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Male 612
wan`t I don`t know what that means, can someone HELP me....
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Male 284
A Beach.....
What The dratery
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Male 1,894
go get `em grammar nazi.
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Male 4,290
"wan`t"? An apostrophe in the word "want"? You`re taking the piss now IAB.
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Male 1,894
w
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Male 3,301
Link: The 7 Biggest Things Ever Stolen [Rate Link] - You know the term ``I`ve got a bridge for sale`` right? Well, you might wan`t to read this...
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