The 5 Rules to Every Steven Seagal Movie

Submitted by: nicole_xo 8 years ago in Funny

No Steven Seagal film is complete without these magic ingredients!
There are 44 comments:
Male 199
booobies
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Male 845
i saw nip!!
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Male 242
Watch Executive Decision, ol` Steve dies within the first 20 minutes of the movie.
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Male 2,049
... rule #3 Steven Seagal killed disco.
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Male 1,135
Steven Seagal is a TIT.
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Male 265
5th rule is wrong. in Hard to Kill he had a sex scene with Kelly LeBrock in the middle of the film.
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Male 1,596
I saw "today you die" on tv a few days ago it was complete crap, he needed a stunt double to climb a ladder
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Male 1,297
steven seagal runs like a girl
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Male 3,431
At night, Steven Seagal Prays to Chuck Norris for world Peace.
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Male 14
yes SPrinkZ, tits
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Male 2,309
Tits?
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Female 15,763
Some actresses and models tattoo their faces with make-up to make their lives easier, and Steven should just super-glue guns to his hands to make his life more simple.
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Male 736
Bah.
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Male 612
i hate steven segal enough said
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Male 372
hahaha Huck08 my thoughts exactly
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Male 541
BBBBOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIEEESSS!!!!!

and who`s Steven Seagal?

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Male 14
yea they left off the have only one look in the enti...*1:24 mark*.. uhh what was i talking about
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Male 2,506
the 1 rule to a great steven seagal movie is that it must suck.
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Male 8,300
Fishyboy, the language filter is there for a reason. If you insist on using words it filters, at least use an asterisk like a*s, but putting all the letters there isn`t acceptable.
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Male 426
they forgot rule #6: the movie will suck.
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Male 1,788
"I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot.."

"well RLHOPE... it seems to be mainly the 18+ users noticing the bewbies "


Indeed, I was just about to say....Oooh! Titties!!!

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Male 2,958
anyone else see that chicks tits?
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Male 1,590
"The whole premise is wrong.. There are no "Great" Steven Seagal movies."

QFT

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Female 4,197
"I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot.."

well RLHOPE... it seems to be mainly the 18+ users noticing the bewbies

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Male 17,511
The whole premise is wrong.. There are no "Great" Steven Seagal movies.
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Male 376
BOOT SHOT
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Male 2,076
comments are almost as funny as the movie. I loved the "never reloading" part..that cracked me up.
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Female 107
I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot..
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Female 1,401
WOAH!
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Male 480
HORRAY FOR BOOBIES!
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Male 18
I just saw a tit!
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Male 272
anyone see what i saw?
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Male 92
:O what film was that where the woman got own by a baby?!
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Male 8,300
And Rule 6: When you love yourself so much you think a certain pose makes you look heroic, use it every time.

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Female 158
That Seagal is one classy guy
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Male 787
ew old guy molesting beautiful women.
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Male 14,331
Of the day yes

I try to avoid these things at work.
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Male 2,388
rule 2: i remember that one
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Male 1,894
Good for you McGovern. Was that your first?
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Male 14,331
I saw a titty!!
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Male 1,894
Rule #6. The movie WILL suck.
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Male 3,332
NSFW, Please!
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Male 1,011
Hrm, had no idea he was in any good movies, let alone great.
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Female 2,552
Link: The 5 Rules to Every Steven Seagal Movie [Rate Link] - No Steven Seagal film is complete without these magic ingredients!
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