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Date: 02/10/09 12:28 PM

44 Responses to The 5 Rules to Every Steven Seagal Movie

  1. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Link: The 5 Rules to Every Steven Seagal Movie - No Steven Seagal film is complete without these magic ingredients!
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Hrm, had no idea he was in any good movies, let alone great.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    NSFW, Please!
  4. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Rule #6. The movie WILL suck.
  5. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    I saw a titty!!
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Good for you McGovern. Was that your first?
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    rule 2: i remember that one
  8. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Of the day yes

    I try to avoid these things at work.
  9. Profile photo of VirtualParty
    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    ew old guy molesting beautiful women.
  10. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    That Seagal is one classy guy
  11. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    And Rule 6: When you love yourself so much you think a certain pose makes you look heroic, use it every time.

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    Hazman Male 13-17
    92 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    :O what film was that where the woman got own by a baby?!
  13. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
    272 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    anyone see what i saw?
  14. Profile photo of bradhend
    bradhend Male 18-29
    18 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    I just saw a tit!
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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    HORRAY FOR BOOBIES!
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    WOAH!
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    RLHope275 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot..
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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    comments are almost as funny as the movie. I loved the "never reloading" part..that cracked me up.
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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    BOOT SHOT
  20. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    The whole premise is wrong.. There are no "Great" Steven Seagal movies.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    "I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot.."

    well RLHOPE... it seems to be mainly the 18+ users noticing the bewbies

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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    "The whole premise is wrong.. There are no "Great" Steven Seagal movies."

    QFT

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    anyone else see that chicks tits?
  24. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    "I wonder how many 13-17 year old males will make a note about the boob shot.."

    "well RLHOPE... it seems to be mainly the 18+ users noticing the bewbies "


    Indeed, I was just about to say....Oooh! Titties!!!

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    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    they forgot rule #6: the movie will suck.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Fishyboy, the language filter is there for a reason. If you insist on using words it filters, at least use an asterisk like a*s, but putting all the letters there isn`t acceptable.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    the 1 rule to a great steven seagal movie is that it must suck.
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    agent00donut Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    yea they left off the have only one look in the enti...*1:24 mark*.. uhh what was i talking about
  29. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    BBBBOOOOOOOBBBBBIIIIIEEESSS!!!!!

    and who`s Steven Seagal?

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    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    hahaha Huck08 my thoughts exactly
  31. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    i hate steven segal enough said
  32. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Bah.
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Some actresses and models tattoo their faces with make-up to make their lives easier, and Steven should just super-glue guns to his hands to make his life more simple.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2282 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    Tits?
  35. Profile photo of TingoStarr
    TingoStarr Male 18-29
    14 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    yes SPrinkZ, tits
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    At night, Steven Seagal Prays to Chuck Norris for world Peace.
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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:25 am
    steven seagal runs like a girl
  38. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:04 am
    I saw "today you die" on tv a few days ago it was complete crap, he needed a stunt double to climb a ladder
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    Tay-Dor Male 40-49
    265 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 5:37 am
    5th rule is wrong. in Hard to Kill he had a sex scene with Kelly LeBrock in the middle of the film.
  40. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Steven Seagal is a TIT.
  41. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:57 am
    ... rule #3 Steven Seagal killed disco.
  42. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Watch Executive Decision, ol` Steve dies within the first 20 minutes of the movie.
  43. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    i saw nip!!
  44. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 7:58 am
    booobies

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