The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History

Submitted by: deltaumarcus 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_17047_5-most-half-assed-monsters-in-movie-history.html

Cheesy B-grade horror at it"s best.
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Male 41
i looooooooove teh bunnie movie.....
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Male 1,023
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Male 1,023
they missed one Black Sheep
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Male 13
IAB is featuring cracked now?
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Male 1,347
I started laughing so hard at the gingerdead man i almost didn`t make it to the next one
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Male 1,232
I have to watch all those movies.
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Male 240
Haha De lift is a pretty bad Dutch movie, but there`s a belgian one with a Flemish singer that went into acting = I got spazz attacks laughing.
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Male 615
Oh, lord. These were good, but I was still hoping to see Torgo from Manos, Hands of Fate.
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Female 15,763
They had me at "Gary Busey"!

:`D

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Male 719
I know it`s probably futile to keep arguing. However I`ve had a few beers, and I`m still a little pissed off at the non-nice individual who kept talking through Friday the 13th. So...

I interpret "run by" and "run by the same people as" to be roughly equivalent. Of course, the former implies that IAB holds a subservient position, but is this not true? IAB links to Cracked more often than Cracked to IAB.
(Note that I am in no way saying one is better, or that either is not good. I visit IAB and Cracked both pretty much daily)

And I`m not saying they should stop posting Cracked articles. It likely adds to their revenue which will generate more Cracked articles. I`m just noticing that it`s practically a daily occurrence.

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Male 413
ha death bed
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Male 712
And they did. And then Hollywood filmed the sh*t Stephen shat. = Epic
Why was it epic? Cause it was.
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Male 3,819
"deltaumarcus: according to The Great "I-Am-Bored.com" Quiz (which you can search for on this very website!), the answer to question two (Which of these websites is run by the same people who run I-A-B?) is Cracked.com. I don`t have better evidence that I can find within a five minute time-frame, but I think that should suffice. "

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You just disproved your own point, my friend. Cracked and IAB are siblings. Therefore, IAB isn`t "run" by Cracked.

Also, I find Cracked completely drating awesome. It`s not a site I visit on a regular basis, though. The only time I read their articles *are* when they get posted on IAB. So, keep `em coming please.

Remember, clicking on *every* link is 100% optional.

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Female 208
.....A movie that was completely cool was ruined in the end by a half-assed monster that screamed fake. I believe it was called "Witch`s Sabbat" or something like that. In the end it was ruined by a completely fake monster. I wonder why that wasn`t on the list...
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Male 2,582
"Oh, and attack of the killer shrews anyone?"
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That was pretty bad, they where just normal house dogs with like pieces of carpet attached to them. You could see them panting and wagging their tails...
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Male 2,582
Sorry this fails, the lamest of all time is Jack Frost, it`s about a killer snowman.......
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Male 701
lol Killer Klowns from Outer Space kicks all these movie`s asses, even though it`s pretty retarded itself.
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Male 4,680
RE: Skine
I have over 1300 posts and I scored 65% on that quiz D:

In other news I must so see night of the lepus. Sounds hilarious.

Oh, and attack of the killer shrews anyone?

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Male 719
deltaumarcus: according to The Great "I-Am-Bored.com" Quiz (which you can search for on this very website!), the answer to question two (Which of these websites is run by the same people who run I-A-B?) is Cracked.com. I don`t have better evidence that I can find within a five minute time-frame, but I think that should suffice.
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Male 138
I`ve actually seen number 2, the Lift.

It was a horrible movie..

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Male 562
Ahhhhhh a bed....i can never sleep in my bed again. Meh ill sleep on the sofa Woot!. Another killer behind bars.
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Male 1,958
I also remember a movie about killer tomatoes.
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Male 1,958
"Oh, and I agree. Stop posting every Cracked article. I know IAB is run by Cracked, but please only post the really, really amazing articles. I`m sure it annoys those like me who actually go directly to Cracked if we want to read their articles, and those who don`t like Cracked articles alike to have every last one posted on iab (and usually a few days after they`re posted on Cracked). "

IAB isn`t owned by Cracked. I can`t help it that the mods and Fancy seem to find whatever was written there hilarious and want to share it with people who don`t read Cracked on a more regular basis.

Anyway, Gary Busey should be in more things.

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Male 3,819
Killer Klowns from Outer Space, anybody?
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Female 4,197
vv I want that rabbit McGovern
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Male 2,395
A killer bed? Heh, never heard that one before.
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Male 1,596
i liked the mangler
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Female 741
idk. If anyone has ever dabbled in asian horror films, you would know there`s a lot worse.

I saw a movie where there was a wig, that was the killer. Then a pair of pink high heels in another.

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Male 719
Oh, and I agree. Stop posting every Cracked article. I know IAB is run by Cracked, but please only post the really, really amazing articles. I`m sure it annoys those like me who actually go directly to Cracked if we want to read their articles, and those who don`t like Cracked articles alike to have every last one posted on iab (and usually a few days after they`re posted on Cracked).
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Male 719
Hey, Deathbed: The Bed that Eats is a great movie. I even own two copies of it. Of course, that`s mainly because I had to get drunk enough when ordering it that I didn`t realize I had ordered two copies, but that`s besides the point. The point is that I like beer and worthwhile movies (note that I didn`t say good) of any grade (though B- and C- grade movies generally focus more on plot better than Michael Bay, but I digress).
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Male 42
No Triffids from Day of the Triffids?
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Male 1,765
I saw the first video and I cracked up. Everything is wrong there: the revolver shot 19 bullets, the cylinder didn`t even move and unless he is made out of steel (and is forged to the table) he is so light the recoil from each shot should`ve sent him flying across the room.
Man, I love cheesy B-grade horror movies.
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Male 564
Great, another cracked.com article.
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Male 14,330
Look out the rabbits are coming to get us.

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Male 1,958
Link: The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie History [Rate Link] - Cheesy B-grade horror at it`s best.
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