The 10 Most Frightening Photographs of Carrot Top

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird
http://www.geekpadshow.com/2009/02/10-most-frightening-photographs-of.html

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There are 100 comments:
Female 167
I love Carrot Top.
He`s cute.
=3

And he should have played Joker.

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Female 4,028
I must say, he`d look better skinny...
Ah! He makes babies cry!
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Male 2,582
Absolutely horrifying.
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Male 242
We must find the nest and kill the eggs!
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Male 301
Him being Buff is going against nature, it`s like Star Jones being skinny.
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Female 63
Pic 8 wasn`t as bad, but he`s still pretty freaky. >_<;
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Female 5
Chiburashka; "Carrot Top never fails to make me unspeakably sad."

carrot top never fails to make me unspeakably happy that no matter how bad i look, he always looks worse.

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Female 231
"Okay quick question: Arent the tops of carrots green??"

Well yes, but the term "carrot top" doesn`t come from the color of the top of a carrot, it`s saying that their "top" (their hair) is the color of a carrot.
:p

Oh, and I`m not going to be able to sleep tonight. God, those EYEBROWS! >->

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Male 74
no, NO please! stop it!!!! ARRREGGGHHH
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Female 20
ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 250
Okay quick question: Arent the tops of carrots green??
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Male 1,136
In number 4 he looks like rosie O`donnald
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Male 2,159
I don`t want carrots now.
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Female 406
I have never, ever understood this guy.
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Female 1,963
I really don`t understand this guy. Is this what he wants to look like? It`s just... confusing.
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Female 1,436
This guy is freaking revolting.


Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks IAB

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Female 1,412
I`ve never seen him before, and I don`t want to see him aagain.
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Female 94
he wears more make-up than i do.
gross.
i liked him as a comedian before he became such a freakshow.
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Male 557
OH GOD THE HORROR!
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Male 26
in the last pic he looked like lino
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Male 162
Are there any non-frightening pictures of this douchebag?
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Female 177
O_O
Why does he purposefully make himself look like that?
He could easily just have cut his hair, not done his eyebrows so strangely and not gotten all that surgery. :/
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Female 688
who the flux IS that?!
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Male 8,302
Top 10 Reasons Australia is the best nation on earth:

10. No Carrot Top
9. No Carrot Top
8. No Carrot Top
7. No...

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Female 146
i thought he we was handsome in an odd way.
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Male 2,372
He does comedy.....on STEROIDS!

That`s cheating! He should NOT be allowed to perform any longer while using performance enhancers!

Think of the children, for Chrissake!

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Male 222
Oh god, NO.
Suddenly I start liking Fancylad`s crazy pics.

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Female 5,222
HAHAHA man i remember when he was all thin and lanky.. then all of a sudden he beefed up lookin like MS.MAN from Scary Movie.
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Male 782
no..sleep..tonight... =(
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Male 3,296
steriods.... these is the freak we should be worried about.. not arod
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Female 98
lol that`s hilarious. to me at least.
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Male 292
Carrot Top never fails to make me unspeakably sad.
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Male 118
I just feel sorry for him.
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Female 1,269
carrot top is one fine hottie
;D
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Male 42
Lol "opiebreath"
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Female 244
""runs off into the night.. screaming and yelling as i go !!"" ```pokes my eyes out and burns them `` ! OHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 244
``pukes all over the keyboard and all over the desk.. projectile vomiting all over the place!!!`` O M G !!!!!!! That is just SCARY!!! why in heaven`s name did he do that to himself ?? thats NOT Right!!!!!!!! :-( :-(
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Female 15,763
I... I need to go lay down... and re-evaluate the purpose of life...

o-o;

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Female 2,064
*hides under a desk and cries*
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Male 606
You need to pick out a "10 Most" for pics of Carrot Top?
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Male 84
Can i just say...EVERY photo of Carrot Top is
frightening!FACT PEOPLE!
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Male 93
Could someone lend me a hand in plucking my eyes out? Thanks.
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Female 678
Is he on steroids? He`s got the veins for it...
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Male 756
That guy makes me want to vomit.
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Male 488
ummm.....yea...
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Female 1,386
Just as Vampires trace back to Count Dracula... Similarly gingervitus traces back to Carrot top.
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Male 301
"the 10 most frightening photographs"
cool
"...of carrot top"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 561
He looks disturbingly like my sister in-law.
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Male 528
"Make me look like a lady, doc."
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Female 1,082
he looks like a woman
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Female 410
He`d probably look normal if he shaved his head and took off the make-up... and then stopped acting like Carrot Top.
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Female 37
My god man , shave your head, loose the eye make-up, and grow some eye brows and you will then pass as normal. Why would anyone aim for this look ..?
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Male 22
Nope, even if he cut is hair there is no way he would look normal, maybe before plastic surgury though. -looks to sky- God why have you abandoned us?
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Male 394
thats just disgusting ,why isent the 18+ for mature on this video for extreemly disturbing and offensive images
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Female 529
He had plastic surgery? Did he get his money back?
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Male 437
if he cut his hair he might look normal if u think about it
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Male 17,512
I wonder if he`s been pumpin` more than iron.

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Female 33
hard to look at. ouch.
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Male 249
jujubean i was thinkin the same thing lol
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Female 299
idc how red his hair is, his head doesnt seem like it should go with that kind of body... it seems not real.
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Male 8,302
> phlem
> Every picture of Carrot Top is the most frightening picture of Carrot Top

Can you do my taxes for me?

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Male 897
I submit that this post is kind of haf-assed because ANY picture of Carrot Top is Frightening!!

..I amy not be able to sleep tonight. Thanks, IAB!

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Male 4,867
hes one weird mofo
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Male 674
Some kind of he-she hybrid? Great Halloween costume idea?

"he looks like a tranny...." Exactly Dixie Bitch! Who strives for that look? I just have to tip my hat for anyone capable. Jacko too!

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Female 71
he looks like a tranny....
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Female 2,220
As weird and as gross as he is, he does have GLORIOUS hair.
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Male 701
#10 was just horrifying.
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Female 61
he has pretty eyes...
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Male 817
If Axel Rose and Micheal Jackson had a kid that turned out to be a redhead... it would be Carrot Top.
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Male 2,395
He`s unique? Then being unique is frightening in this case.
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Female 103
This was horrible. Talk about hideous. I dont want to be mean but hes a f*cking freak. ewwwww he looks like some crazy house wife.
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Female 175
that would scare anyone into not using steroids...
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Female 735
what is wrong with his arms?!?!?!?!?!
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Female 1,142
Hah, pel, that must be it. XD
Didn`t work very well, though.
Now he shouldn`t be allowed within 100 feet of the planet Earth. X(
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Female 1,516
He looks like a bloated cow bladder that`s been bleached by the sun.
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Male 95
I agree with Boredx12.
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Female 362
He was much less... frightening when he was skinny and all.
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Female 1,653
Looks like a female body builder in a bad wig who`s had one botox too many.
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Male 428
the guy is jacked...mad props
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Male 55
Every picture of Carrot Top is the most frightening picture of Carrot Top
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Male 265
Steroids=SORCERY!!!
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Male 328
please change your hair and eyebrows... and when taking a picture please wear a shirt.
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Male 3,819
Wolfos, I`d imagine one day -- or what was more likely the case, many, many days -- he looked in the mirror and thought to himself,

"Oh my drating god, they should pass a bill to make it illegal for me to come within 100 feet of a daycare. Maybe if I get super buff, it will distract from the fact that I look like the love child of Alice Cooper and Napoleon Dynamite."

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Male 276
looks like a girl on steroids with clown hair and plastic sugery
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Male 308
That Is Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very times 10 to the 24th CREEPPYYY
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Male 1,254
He is where all the creepy ginger kids spawn from. If we destroy the roots, we destroy the tree...
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Male 3,819
OH MY GOD. THESE ARE WORSE THAN THE "FANCYLAD`S DISTURBING PICTURES" FEATURE. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Male 42
I do not see why people rag on him. He has his own thing going on, it works for him, and it is not hurting anyone.
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Female 5,139
i found number one the scariest o.O
he doesnt even look like him...self...
why is he so damn freaky D:
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Female 687
Y IS HE SO SCARY?!
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Male 45
Carrot Top is what I like to call the "Irish Michael Jackson."
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Male 265
he has to be on the juice
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Male 2,388
he`s had everything done to him all because he couldn`t come up with anything better than puns and prop puns.
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Female 1,142
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also, what possible advantage could a -and I`m using this term very loosely here- "comedian" gain from abusing steroids?
Really?

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Male 575
That is truly frightening.
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Male 2,788
MY EYES!!!!
IT BURNS!

IM BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!

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Male 2,125
ANY picture of Carrot Top is frightening
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Female 390
My God please make it leave.
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Female 761
What genus is he again?
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Male 19,836
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