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Date: 02/21/09 12:33 PM

101 Responses to The 10 Most Frightening Photographs of Carrot Top

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Link: The 10 Most Frightening Photographs of Carrot Top - There is no God!
  2. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    What genus is he again?
  3. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    My God please make it leave.
  4. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    ANY picture of Carrot Top is frightening
  5. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    MY EYES!!!!
    IT BURNS!

    IM BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!

  6. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    That is truly frightening.
  7. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Also, what possible advantage could a -and I`m using this term very loosely here- "comedian" gain from abusing steroids?
    Really?

  8. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    he`s had everything done to him all because he couldn`t come up with anything better than puns and prop puns.
  9. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    he has to be on the juice
  10. Profile photo of dutchboy93
    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Carrot Top is what I like to call the "Irish Michael Jackson."
  11. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Y IS HE SO SCARY?!
  12. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    i found number one the scariest o.O
    he doesnt even look like him...self...
    why is he so damn freaky D:
  13. Profile photo of Citizen_V
    Citizen_V Male 30-39
    42 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    I do not see why people rag on him. He has his own thing going on, it works for him, and it is not hurting anyone.
  14. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    OH MY GOD. THESE ARE WORSE THAN THE "FANCYLAD`S DISTURBING PICTURES" FEATURE. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  15. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    He is where all the creepy ginger kids spawn from. If we destroy the roots, we destroy the tree...
  16. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    That Is Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Very times 10 to the 24th CREEPPYYY
  17. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    looks like a girl on steroids with clown hair and plastic sugery
  18. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Wolfos, I`d imagine one day -- or what was more likely the case, many, many days -- he looked in the mirror and thought to himself,

    "Oh my drating god, they should pass a bill to make it illegal for me to come within 100 feet of a daycare. Maybe if I get super buff, it will distract from the fact that I look like the love child of Alice Cooper and Napoleon Dynamite."

  19. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    please change your hair and eyebrows... and when taking a picture please wear a shirt.
  20. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Steroids=SORCERY!!!
  21. Profile photo of phlem
    phlem Male 13-17
    55 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Every picture of Carrot Top is the most frightening picture of Carrot Top
  22. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    the guy is jacked...mad props
  23. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Looks like a female body builder in a bad wig who`s had one botox too many.
  24. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    He was much less... frightening when he was skinny and all.
  25. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I agree with Boredx12.
  26. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    He looks like a bloated cow bladder that`s been bleached by the sun.
  27. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Hah, pel, that must be it. XD
    Didn`t work very well, though.
    Now he shouldn`t be allowed within 100 feet of the planet Earth. X(
  28. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    what is wrong with his arms?!?!?!?!?!
  29. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    that would scare anyone into not using steroids...
  30. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    This was horrible. Talk about hideous. I dont want to be mean but hes a f*cking freak. ewwwww he looks like some crazy house wife.
  31. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    He`s unique? Then being unique is frightening in this case.
  32. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    If Axel Rose and Micheal Jackson had a kid that turned out to be a redhead... it would be Carrot Top.
  33. Profile photo of Monimoney
    Monimoney Female 13-17
    61 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    he has pretty eyes...
  34. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    #10 was just horrifying.
  35. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    As weird and as gross as he is, he does have GLORIOUS hair.
  36. Profile photo of crazyshort
    crazyshort Female 18-29
    71 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    he looks like a tranny....
  37. Profile photo of r66tramp
    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Some kind of he-she hybrid? Great Halloween costume idea?

    "he looks like a tranny...." Exactly Dixie Bitch! Who strives for that look? I just have to tip my hat for anyone capable. Jacko too!

  38. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    hes one weird mofo
  39. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I submit that this post is kind of haf-assed because ANY picture of Carrot Top is Frightening!!

    ..I amy not be able to sleep tonight. Thanks, IAB!

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    > phlem
    > Every picture of Carrot Top is the most frightening picture of Carrot Top

    Can you do my taxes for me?

  41. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    idc how red his hair is, his head doesnt seem like it should go with that kind of body... it seems not real.
  42. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    jujubean i was thinkin the same thing lol
  43. Profile photo of Leira
    Leira Female 18-29
    33 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    hard to look at. ouch.
  44. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    I wonder if he`s been pumpin` more than iron.

  45. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    if he cut his hair he might look normal if u think about it
  46. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    He had plastic surgery? Did he get his money back?
  47. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    thats just disgusting ,why isent the 18+ for mature on this video for extreemly disturbing and offensive images
  48. Profile photo of wamellx
    wamellx Male 13-17
    22 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Nope, even if he cut is hair there is no way he would look normal, maybe before plastic surgury though. -looks to sky- God why have you abandoned us?
  49. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Never thought Carrot Top would be so strong looking.
  50. Profile photo of ashtonsgirlh
    ashtonsgirlh Female 18-29
    37 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    My god man , shave your head, loose the eye make-up, and grow some eye brows and you will then pass as normal. Why would anyone aim for this look ..?
  51. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    He`d probably look normal if he shaved his head and took off the make-up... and then stopped acting like Carrot Top.
  52. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    he looks like a woman
  53. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    "Make me look like a lady, doc."
  54. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    He looks disturbingly like my sister in-law.
  55. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    "the 10 most frightening photographs"
    cool
    "...of carrot top"
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Just as Vampires trace back to Count Dracula... Similarly gingervitus traces back to Carrot top.
  57. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    ummm.....yea...
  58. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    That guy makes me want to vomit.
  59. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    Is he on steroids? He`s got the veins for it...
  60. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Could someone lend me a hand in plucking my eyes out? Thanks.
  61. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Can i just say...EVERY photo of Carrot Top is
    frightening!FACT PEOPLE!
  62. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    You need to pick out a "10 Most" for pics of Carrot Top?
  63. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    *hides under a desk and cries*
  64. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    I... I need to go lay down... and re-evaluate the purpose of life...

    o-o;

  65. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    ``pukes all over the keyboard and all over the desk.. projectile vomiting all over the place!!!`` O M G !!!!!!! That is just SCARY!!! why in heaven`s name did he do that to himself ?? thats NOT Right!!!!!!!! :-( :-(
  66. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    ""runs off into the night.. screaming and yelling as i go !!"" ```pokes my eyes out and burns them `` ! OHHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  67. Profile photo of Alexo35
    Alexo35 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Lol "opiebreath"
  68. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    carrot top is one fine hottie
    ;D
  69. Profile photo of patridiot
    patridiot Male 30-39
    118 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    I just feel sorry for him.
  70. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Carrot Top never fails to make me unspeakably sad.
  71. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    lol that`s hilarious. to me at least.
  72. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    steriods.... these is the freak we should be worried about.. not arod
  73. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 12:32 am
    no..sleep..tonight... =(
  74. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 1:28 am
    HAHAHA man i remember when he was all thin and lanky.. then all of a sudden he beefed up lookin like MS.MAN from Scary Movie.
  75. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    222 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 3:40 am
    Oh god, NO.
    Suddenly I start liking Fancylad`s crazy pics.

  76. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:11 am
    He does comedy.....on STEROIDS!

    That`s cheating! He should NOT be allowed to perform any longer while using performance enhancers!

    Think of the children, for Chrissake!

  77. Profile photo of electromania
    electromania Female 18-29
    146 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:20 am
    i thought he we was handsome in an odd way.
  78. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:32 am
    Top 10 Reasons Australia is the best nation on earth:

    10. No Carrot Top
    9. No Carrot Top
    8. No Carrot Top
    7. No...

  79. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:58 am
    who the flux IS that?!
  80. Profile photo of Skankenstein
    Skankenstein Female 13-17
    177 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 5:22 am
    O_O
    Why does he purposefully make himself look like that?
    He could easily just have cut his hair, not done his eyebrows so strangely and not gotten all that surgery. :/
  81. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 5:35 am
    Are there any non-frightening pictures of this douchebag?
  82. Profile photo of AIRtube
    AIRtube Male 13-17
    26 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:48 am
    in the last pic he looked like lino
  83. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:38 am
    OH GOD THE HORROR!
  84. Profile photo of adarling617
    adarling617 Female 18-29
    94 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:53 am
    he wears more make-up than i do.
    gross.
    i liked him as a comedian before he became such a freakshow.
  85. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:01 am
    I`ve never seen him before, and I don`t want to see him aagain.
  86. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:10 am
    This guy is freaking revolting.


    Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Thanks IAB

  87. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:13 am
    I really don`t understand this guy. Is this what he wants to look like? It`s just... confusing.
  88. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:14 am
    I have never, ever understood this guy.
  89. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:37 am
    I don`t want carrots now.
  90. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 9:53 am
    In number 4 he looks like rosie O`donnald
  91. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Okay quick question: Arent the tops of carrots green??
  92. Profile photo of beachbaby16
    beachbaby16 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 10:48 am
    ewwwwwwwwwwww
  93. Profile photo of crazyjelly
    crazyjelly Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 11:48 am
    no, NO please! stop it!!!! ARRREGGGHHH
  94. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 11:54 am
    "Okay quick question: Arent the tops of carrots green??"

    Well yes, but the term "carrot top" doesn`t come from the color of the top of a carrot, it`s saying that their "top" (their hair) is the color of a carrot.
    :p

    Oh, and I`m not going to be able to sleep tonight. God, those EYEBROWS! >->

  95. Profile photo of mcgvil
    mcgvil Female 13-17
    5 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Chiburashka; "Carrot Top never fails to make me unspeakably sad."

    carrot top never fails to make me unspeakably happy that no matter how bad i look, he always looks worse.

  96. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Pic 8 wasn`t as bad, but he`s still pretty freaky. >_<;
  97. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Him being Buff is going against nature, it`s like Star Jones being skinny.
  98. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:47 am
    We must find the nest and kill the eggs!
  99. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Absolutely horrifying.
  100. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    I must say, he`d look better skinny...
    Ah! He makes babies cry!
  101. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 5:20 am
    I love Carrot Top.
    He`s cute.
    =3

    And he should have played Joker.

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