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Date: 02/04/09 09:27 AM

146 Responses to Teacher Has Sex With Her 14-Year-Old Student

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Link: Teacher Has Sex With Her 14-Year-Old Student - But wait, this teacher-does-it-with-her-student has a pretty bizarre twist. Not sure what to make of this one.
  2. Profile photo of petle_13
    petle_13 Female 13-17
    201 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Seriously? He didn`t know it was a 50 year old fattie he just porked until afterwords? Poor thing, scarred for life.
  3. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Well for one:
    He`s 14 and he was gonna have sex with the girlfriend. I think his and the girlfriend`s parents should be upset about that, too.
    And of course, that lady`s crazy.
  4. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Gross, just ugh. Glad to know he wouldn`t have done it to her willingly though.

    He couldn`t tell it wasn`t his girlfriend though? I mean, all of a sudden his girlfriend feels like a wrinkley frumpy person? Riiiiiiiiight.

  5. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Haha, that kid must have thought he was finally going to score... Well, I guess he did.
  6. Profile photo of Jewsus
    Jewsus Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 10:53 am
    A teacher that isn`t hot that had sex with a 14 year old?

    Wow... That is pretty bizarre...

    And the location of the hotel is priceless...

    Priest road? Are you kidding me?

  7. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Not only is he going to be scarred from doing it with her, but can you imagine having a rep like that. He is going to have to tranfer schools for sure. They should have not identified anyone in this case to help protect their identity.
  8. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 10:54 am
    So rather than, you know, stopping the girl from going out, the teacher thought it would be a good idea to have sex with the guy "to save her virginity".

    I have heard some b/s in recent years but this takes the cake.

  9. Profile photo of ILoveDanielV
    ILoveDanielV Female 18-29
    50 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Wait a second.....a 14 year old at an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
  10. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:01 am
    Ewwww she is ugly as poo
  11. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Hey, ILoveDanielV, I`m with you on this one. The Elementary school my kids go to stops at 4th grade. That`s 9 years old, maybe 10, when you graduate. I guess that their elementary school must go up to the 8th grade. That`s all I can think of. No middle school. Just right from elementary to high school.
  12. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Wow, just wow. If that boy stays straight I`ll be shocked. O.O
  13. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Man. That`s 4 shades of f*cked up there.
  14. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
    That poor boy. Having to go through such a traumatic event.... And I don`t mean the trauma of having sex at his age or even from having sex with a teacher... the trauma of being raped by that grotesque woman!
  15. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:17 am
    ummm..How do you not know? I don`t care how dark it is. He knew right away but it felt good so he kept going until...you know...and then he freaked out.
  16. Profile photo of thesandwich
    thesandwich Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Ehh, in the end he still probably says, "worth it."
  17. Profile photo of kiteman53
    kiteman53 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Okay, I don`t mean to sound insensitive, but how the f*ck does this kid confuse his teenage gf for his 49 year old teacher. Even if the lights were off, there`s no way he could not have thought something was up til after the deed was done...
  18. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:39 am
    ...kids really voluntarily having sex when 14? isn`t it a bit early?

    and not being able to tell that ur hitting a sack of fat/wrinkles? even worse i`d say. what`s wrong with this society.

  19. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:43 am
    she must have tricked him, cos she ugly
    and how the hell can u confuse HER with a 14 yr old girl?
  20. Profile photo of mrcristo
    mrcristo Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:44 am
    The look on his face when the light from his cell phone illuminated her ugly mug=priceless.
  21. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
    " how the f*ck does this kid confuse his teenage gf for his 49 year old teacher."

    My thoughts exactly...
    Just...how? Ew. JUST EW.

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    kawawakaba
    123 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
    she works at an elementary school and had sex with her 14 year old student.... Jimmy`s a little slower than the other kids
  23. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:55 am
    " " how the f*ck does this kid confuse his teenage gf for his 49 year old teacher."
    My thoughts exactly...
    Just...how? Ew. JUST EW. "

    Either the teacher is very small, or his girlfriend... well, it doesnt say much for his girlfriend.

  24. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 11:56 am
    ilovedaniel

    here in canada. almost every school is like that. elementary to grade 8. then highschool

  25. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    really though? how do you confuse...you know what nevermind i don`t want to think about it
  26. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    lmao.
  27. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    All the previous comments perfectly express my thoughts on this one.
  28. Profile photo of TheLegend
    TheLegend Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    So hes 14 and in elementry school and he confused a 50 year old with his girlfriend just because it was dark this guy doensn`t sound like the brightest student in his elementry school class
  29. Profile photo of Giligadi
    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    More victims? How many god-daughters does this woman have?
  30. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Look, I don`t have very high standards, but even I wouldn`t get my weenie within 20 feet of that kind of ugly.

    As a matter of fact, my pecker puckered up a little bit when I saw her photo.

  31. Profile photo of orchydork
    orchydork Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    craaazyyy.
  32. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
  33. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    ok i think everyone agrees when I say this kid is a dumb ass. sorry for the bad language but man this kid is real dumb.

    Or the kid must be lieing because...
    1. how did he get to the hotel?
    2. didn`t she have to talk to him?
    3. how dose a kid confuse a 49yr old with his girl freind?

  34. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    LadyMorgue: "All the previous comments perfectly express my thoughts on this one"
    i agree
  35. Profile photo of dance4life
    dance4life Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    how the heck did that kid confuse that woman for his girlfriend?????
  36. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Hes 14 and in elementary school? And wanted to have sex with his girlfriend? And confused his girlfriend with his teacher?
  37. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    kids these days...
  38. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    .....YEAH LUCKY BASTAR.DS
  39. Profile photo of Chris_Red
    Chris_Red Male 18-29
    125 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I think everyone here agrees with each other on this one...
  40. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    how the hell would her body feel like a young teenage girl?

    he knew.

    but ew.

  41. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Davio nailed it
  42. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    She`s a Sick drater, and he drating knew.

    They`re both gross

  43. Profile photo of PDak
    PDak Male 30-39
    11 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Well the girl is probably a heifer too. I mean her boyfriend is 14 and in the 6 or 7th grade?! This is a case of "any port in a storm" for everyone involved.
  44. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    first: how are you 14 and in elementary school?
    second: your girlfriend must be nasty if you confuse her with a 50 year old (or maybe this and the fact that your 14 and in elementary school are from the same cause)
    third: yes, yes, yes, yes, oh yeah right there, yesyesyes, YES OH YES YES YES YESYESFASTERFASTERYES *ringring* OHHH poo!!!!!!!!!!!(not from the orgasm)
  45. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    My retinas are burnt up now. Great.
  46. Profile photo of Andiex
    Andiex Female 13-17
    82 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Well I don`t understand how you can have sex with a 50 year old teacher and not know she wasn`t 14, that`s stupid.

    And I don`t understand how having sex with him would make her god daughter still be a virgin. That makes no sense.

    Both these people should be shot.

  47. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    To make something clear, not all townships have Middle Schools. Some have a school that services from Kindergarten through 8th grade, and then a high school for 9th through 12th. And I agree with the question " How can you not tell the difference between having sex with a 14 year old girl and a 50 year old woman? Gotta figure either her voice or her size would be a dead give away.
  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    hang on...he couldnt tell?

    *cough* wizards sleeve *cough*

  49. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
    603 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    That was one awkward phone call with his mother.
  50. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    I wish teenagers were smarter.
  51. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    So do I quaint...

    So do I..

    and I have to through it out there.... ew....

  52. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    That must ave been worse than a nightmare when the light turned on. Tho im sure he didnt know his gf had gotten so fat.
  53. Profile photo of Biscuits
    Biscuits Male 13-17
    91 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    I wish people were more intelligent than this, he is a horny little bugger now he`s making a retarded excuse for his tom foolery, she`s an unloved old woman and didn`t understand her stupid choices.
    And people are believing the little lies of the kid.
  54. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    At least the child predator teachers here in Florida are hot.
  55. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    So his teacher and girlfriend had the same body shape and voice? That`s the only way I could see him not noticing.
  56. Profile photo of Stecz
    Stecz Male 13-17
    6 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    ....He just walked on in and got it on? Weird guy
  57. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    ummm. okay. how could he NOT know it wasn`t his girfriend????????????????
    that`s just plain STUPID.
    who cares if the lights were off - he should know a 49 year old from a 14 year old`s body.
    disgusting.
  58. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    And that`s why normal people talk to one another in a relationship ;)
  59. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    HOLY HELL!!!!

    Oh, thats nasty...

  60. Profile photo of ninjaparrot
    ninjaparrot Female 13-17
    15 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    thats creepy.........
    that poor kid. hes never going to to look at sex the same way again.....
  61. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Umm, okay then. This is a sad story.
  62. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    How do you not know the whole way through?
  63. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    how ugly could his girlfriend be if he could think she was that nasty thing? and how would an elementary school teacher have a fourteen year old student?
  64. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    What... the drat.

    And yes, I will accept the fact that I-A-B filters profanity. My point comes across anyway.

  65. Profile photo of littleronin
    littleronin Male 18-29
    29 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    You know, what I dont get is yeah what the teacher did was wrong, but this was a 14 year old that was going to what he thought was his girlfriends booty call. Im equally ashamed of him and his parents.
  66. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    why do people keep posting this stuff
  67. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    14 in elementary?

    Odd.

  68. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    "A light from his cellphone exposed her face"
    Think about it, that must have been like those videos with the scary faces and loud screams that pop out at you.
  69. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Wait...

    14...

    Elementary school...

    Something`s off here.

  70. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Wait, Maricopa County? Oh poo! That`s my county!
  71. Profile photo of curtisquatch
    curtisquatch Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    he must have a fatass girlfriend to have no idea he was having sex with that teacher
  72. Profile photo of 8u1137590ng3
    8u1137590ng3 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    opie, I was thinking the exact same thing.
  73. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    14-year-old in Elementary school? Wow
  74. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    she wasnt even mildly attractive.
    umm. couldt he FEEL??
    oh jeeze that is weird
  75. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    he must be blind
  76. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    "why do people keep posting this stuff"

    cuz thats how it works

  77. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    I`m less sorry he was sexually assaulted and more sorry his girlfriend apparently has the body of a 49 year old haggard elementary school teacher.
  78. Profile photo of Takashu
    Takashu Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    In schools that are k-8 it is all considered elementary, so he is in 8th grade likely.
  79. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    who the hell is 14 in elementary school? and kid`s girlfriend must be awfully ugly if he couldn`t tell them apart, even in the dark
  80. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    ah didnt see takashu`s `splanation. there are k-8 schools still?
  81. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    OH MY GOD.

    I WOULD poo MYSELF. NOT KNOWING THAT WASN`T MY GIRLFRIEND, ONLY TO FIND OUT IN THE DIM, EERIE ILLUMINATION OF A CELL PHONE SCREEN THAT IT WAS MY UGLY AS drat TEACHER...

  82. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Asspenny: "...there are k-8 schools still?"

    Yes. I know people from college who have gone to k-8/9-12, k-5/6-12, and even k-12 schools.

  83. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    I`m pretty sure his girlfriend is flattered that he couldn`t tell the difference between her and the teacher.
  84. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Yeeeaah... this is a little shady in many ways.
  85. Profile photo of undeadonion
    undeadonion Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    oh drat I would be TRAUMATIZED
  86. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    holy drating poo

    and i`m sure the censors will get a hold of this

    but jesus

    I mean God
    finding out who you thought was your girlfriend was your teacher
    gaaaaaah!!!!

  87. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Lulz were had.

    God, that teacher looks like a druggie or something.

  88. Profile photo of adarling617
    adarling617 Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    omg. that`s awful.
  89. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    0:53- 0:57,

    the kid on the right. "i can stare into your soul" is the message im receving. i feel violated.

  90. Profile photo of Mrsparks795
    Mrsparks795 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    that wold SUCK if you were the boy....

    especcially having your parents know you got some from your tracher at age 14....

    EPIC FAIL

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    Septemberex Female 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    hes really an idiot for not being able to tell that was a flabby 50 year old he was having the freaky with instead of his teenage gf.
  92. Profile photo of clc2275
    clc2275 Male 40-49
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    ok i know how this happened, his girlfriend must be in her 40`s, that is how he did not ` know ` . he did not think it was strange that his girlfriend rented a room at a hotel? ( have to be at least 18 )
  93. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    WTF? is that kid dating a fat ugly chick or something? if not, then wouldnt he notice that his `gf` gained like 50 pounds in a day?

    btw, that kid on the right 53-57 is sooooooooooo creepy!!!!!

  94. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    woof. I feel bad for that kid. But at least he`s getting laid.8-)
  95. Profile photo of itsonly4ever
    itsonly4ever Female 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    a 14 yo in elementary school??
    i was 14 most of my freshman year of highschool
    o.o
    wtf
  96. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    DAAAAAAAMNNN THATZ HAWT!
    No.
  97. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    ew...he accidentally had sex with...that?! LOL
    wow... awkward.
  98. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    So...how do you not realize the extra fat and pendulous folds of skin around the vag?
  99. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    um, ewwwww. also 14 year old and still in elementary school? no wonder he didn`t realize that wasn`t his girlfriend....
  100. Profile photo of HKelch
    HKelch Male 30-39
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    February 4, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    14 yrs old and still in elementary school??
  101. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    haha.... i love how everyone catches the 14 year old`s elementary school teacher.....
  102. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    She didn`t want her god daughter to lose her virginity? Give a break what a BS lie. And it was too dark to see? So he just walked into a completely dark hotel room and when he had sex he didn`t notice the feel of the skin or lips or hair was different than his GF`s?

    Of course if he is 14 years old and still in elementary school that could explain everything.

  103. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Wow, that makes people`s days. A dark hotel room. Hell, he probably wouldn`t have noticed even if it was a guy. >_>
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    Psycholady33 Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    Makes me feel proud to live in Arizona...
  105. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Makes me proud to be studying to be a teacher... :/

    Though I can control myself.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Not sure what to make of this one myself. I suppose the teacher is at fault, but I`d say that jail is too harsh a punishment...
  107. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    lmao wtf didn`t know it was her until he opened his cellphone.

    how does a 14 year old manage get to a hotel in the first place.

  108. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    XD DX usually the sex offender isnt very offendy if u catch ma drift. and see! technology is ruining the youth! before, they would actually talk face to face, now they stand next to each other and text :-O
  109. Profile photo of VagueReality
    VagueReality Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    I thought the twist was that she was hideous.
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    ashley6405 Female 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    This is in Phoenix Arizona... eerily close to home.. eww.
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    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    LMAO... this reminds me of way back when I was in highschool.. my teacher told us when he was in Vietnam alot of troops would go to the whore houses out there . You`d see a beautiful woman , pick her... then go into a dimly lit room and instead there`d be a mama-san ( old Viet-minh woman ) . Gitter-done ... then bam , light turns on and you not only figured out you F*CKED an old woman ... but not probably have herpeghonnosyphillAIDS ^_^
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    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    Also forgot to add... that woman needs to be casted in the Hobbit movie that Peter Jackson was supposed to make a couple years ago ( cancelled? ) ... she`s ugly enough to be an orc .
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    Feylynn Female 18-29
    83 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
    How?
    Yep, that`s about the only single word I can use to sum it up...

    I was gunna rant farther but I`m lazy and I can see others have said the same thing anyways.

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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 12:19 am
    "woof. I feel bad for that kid. But at least he`s getting laid. 8-)"

    a traumatic experience that will haunt this kid for the rest of his life is so bad ass. in the words of fugazi, suffer your interpretation of what it is to be a man.

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    arniegrape Female 18-29
    109 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 1:52 am
    haha..he called his mom
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    beachbaby16 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 3:57 am
    that chick is ugly
  117. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 5:03 am
    Huh? "Hi am 14 an my gf is a drating ugly beached whale. That is why mistakenly boned her Godmother."
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    mnrneuspeed Male 18-29
    16 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 6:27 am
    So let me get this straight ... he`s 14 years old, and still in elementary school??? I thought most 14 year olds were in at least the eight grade.

    That might possibly explain why he didn`t notice the difference between his g/f and that thing he had sex with.

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    Kryptonite Male 18-29
    89 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Seriously?..too dark to see! Didn`t you notice she weighed like...300lbs MORE THAN YOUR 14 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND!..that`s just a terrible excuse so he doesn`t get in trouble
  120. Profile photo of Ivar2112
    Ivar2112 Male 18-29
    271 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 7:32 am
    ok, 1. How coud he not have recognized the teacher by voice or just by her enormous weight?
    2. if he found out, why did he have sex with her, she was old, ugly and really really fat!
    3. call your mom? WTF?
  121. Profile photo of joatille
    joatille Female 18-29
    20 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 7:58 am
    I think I`m more concerned with the fact that a 14yo is still in elementary school.
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    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
    joatille : That`s a good point too, lol
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    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:04 am
    WTF?! Too dark to notice?? How in the holy hell could THAT happen? Wouldn`t he want to see her face and at least talk to her before the `deed` was done?? AND who the heck rents a Motel to a fkn 14 yr old?? come on, COMMON SENSE!! I call shenanigans dammit!
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    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:39 am
    who cares how dark I am sure she did not smell like a 14 year old girl... ahhh the memories.

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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:53 am
    First you turn on the lights or at least know for sure they are the person you want to have sex with. You saw what happen in Clerks.
  126. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 10:48 am
    That take all the fun out of your mom jokes, so what did you do last night? "Your mom, no really."
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    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 10:50 am
    He probably knew it wasn`t his GF, he`s a 15 year old male and "Something" want to have sex with him, he probably just freaked out when he saw it was his teacher.
  128. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 10:51 am
    And btw what kind of elementary school is this that goes up to like 8th 9th grade?
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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    LOL he called his mom straight after
    and lol again too dark to notice
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    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    agreed Cheese84o6 (3rd post)

    also, 49 years old? eeeewwwwwwww

  131. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    how did she trick him into sticking his penis into her ugly vagina? texting?

    how come a man does that and he is a pedophile, but a woman does it and you dont even see that word

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    Elementary school and he`s fourteen?
    He couldn`t see who was in the room, nor with whom he was having sex with, yet did it anyway?
    Didn`t notice she didn`t feel, smell, or resemble his girlfriend?
    Didn`t find it odd if she didn`t talk, or didn`t notice a different voice during it all?

    No no no, these weird instances are shocking me more than the fact that a teacher had sex with a student. Is the student retarded?

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    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 3:50 am
    There are only three explanations to this.

    1st explanation: This boy can neither hear nor smell AND his girlfriend`s physique is similar to a 50 year old body.
    2nd explanation: He goes to a K-5 elementary school, is 14 years old and is therefore mentally retarded (he can only identify a person by seeing them).
    3rd explanation: He is lying.

    Can anybody say "Occam`s razor"?

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    pseudonym28 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 4:47 am
    I wonder what he told his mom...must be really awkward telling mommy dearest you lost YOUR virginity to a hot pile of blubber :)Yummy.
  135. Profile photo of beckyn3kids
    beckyn3kids Female 18-29
    80 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Someitmes Elementary schools are K-8. But I dont know about all this its a little gross...blech...
  136. Profile photo of onlocash
    onlocash Male 30-39
    22 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    Slap that blubber.
    barf ..
  137. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    February 7, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    I think the kid should go to jail. If he is that stupid that what he said happened really happened. Who the hell knows what he might do next.
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    keky1993 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Bite Me !!
    that kid is a liar n a coward
  139. Profile photo of pinkchicken
    pinkchicken Female 13-17
    11 posts
    February 8, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    well, at least it was a nice 62 degreees :D
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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 8:53 am
    yeah right. "he didnt know it was his teacher". bull****. maybe the different body, size, and voice could of thrown him off? oh i dont know.. lol wtf hes an idiot. he knew what he was doing
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    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    damn he must be pretty dumb to think that that was his girlfriend in that bed
  142. Profile photo of mikeleighb
    mikeleighb Male 18-29
    10 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    does anyone believe that he mistook that ugly thing to be a teenage gir? his gf must have been a monster or he is a liar
  143. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    He was a moron to begin with (14 and still in elementary school), that explains how he didn`t know who it was. But more likely that he just didn`t want to admit to everyone he banged that woman on purpose...woof!
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    thebigq Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:55 am
    I wish my grade school teachers would`ve "molested" me. It`d have been better than all the detentions.
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    playerbnny Male 13-17
    2 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Hes a 14 year old in elementary school either hes making it up or stupid as f*ck
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    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Video removed dang.

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