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Date: 02/28/09 12:12 PM

50 Responses to Sudo Make Me A Sandwich Robot

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Link: Sudo Make Me A Sandwich Robot - You`re at your computer, hungry. What do you do? Type `Sudo Make Me A Sandwich.` Then, wait for the magic to happen.
  2. Profile photo of Novis619
    Novis619 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Mmmmmm....Tasty
  3. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    I need to get me one of these, GO LINUX... I like that the computer is [email protected]
  4. Profile photo of Requateer
    Requateer Male 13-17
    121 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I remember an XKCD strip that mentions this line as well. I don`t know a thing about Linux. Can someone please explain the joke (or whatever it is) to me?
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    That looks like an awful sandwich. Make something that can make me a roast beef sub with lettuce, green pepper and onion and then I`ll be impressed.
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    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    There are places in Maryland where you input how you want your sammich made into a computer, and it makes some kind (old) person one the other side of the wall make it for you exactly how you ordered it. Why can`t some kind (old) person do that for me when I want a sammich? Why must I give our future robot masters another reason to hate us?
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Sudo make me a sandwich.


    ..DAMN.

  8. Profile photo of garfieldfan3
    garfieldfan3 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    video = a little bit gay
    concept = brilliant
    @Requateer = yeah, this was first on an xkcd strip, and sudo is kinda like the run bar on a windows computer
  9. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Meh, I noticed the guy wearing a shirtwoot shirt.
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Brb, going to try this on my Linux.
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    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    908 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    "That looks like an awful sandwich. Make something that can make me a roast beef sub with lettuce, green pepper and onion and then I`ll be impressed."

    Find an oven that can toast all that and is still portable and I`ll be impressed.

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    angrytick Male 13-17
    194 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    is that Garth from Wayne`s world?!?!
  13. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    (nom nom nom.)

    Cheese and bread is not a sandwich in my world. >.>

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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Unless it`s a grilled cheese sandwich
  15. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    That`s like the cutest thing I`ve ever seen nerds do. n_n
  16. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    oh my god.

    the guy on the right in the beginning looks EXACTLY LIKE MY OLD GLOBAL TEACHER ONLY YOUNGER.

    also, i think the sandwich looks yummy because A. i`m hungry and B. it came from a computer.

  17. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    757 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    I <3 Nerds.

    ...But I don`t like a sandwich that isn`t even a sandwich. xD

  18. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Automation Fail
  19. Profile photo of rjmccrthy
    rjmccrthy Male 13-17
    62 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    No.
  20. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    yeah...I`ll just opt with getting out of my chair for about 5 minutes to make my own sandwich. with the toasted bread, mayo, ham, cheese, AVOCADO SLICES, and yaaaay!
  21. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Bre pettis FTW
  22. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    ...

    *shakes head and walks away*

  23. Profile photo of ChronicBored
    ChronicBored Male 18-29
    92 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Could have been so much better.
  24. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    i love xkcd references
  25. Profile photo of mikeyberman
    mikeyberman Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Well at least they tried... but it hardly does the xkcd comic justice.
  26. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    holy mother of fail
  27. Profile photo of mikeyberman
    mikeyberman Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    And garfieldfan3, sudo isn`t the linux equivalent of `run`. In linux-based operating systems, they make sure you can`t just regularly run the computer as an administrator, in order to prevent viruses from installing themselves etc etc. So sometimes when you run a command you need to preface it with `sudo` in order to run it as an administrator.
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    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Sorry dudes. 2 pieceof toast and some cheese, a sandwich does not make either. Grilled cheese sandwich must have butter. Or else you just have toast and cheese. And then you eat and say "nom, nom"? why you faking that? toast with cheese isn`t tasting good. Must have butter. Sorry.
  29. Profile photo of ljdp
    ljdp Male 13-17
    28 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Should be called pseudo-make me a sandwich.
    Cus it doesn`t really make sandwiches it makes a pseudo-sandwich
  30. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    I liked the PSA at the end. See, you don`t have to worry about all this sandwich making business if you have all the food and drinks you could need within reach of your computer chair. :D
  31. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    This is where they got the idea (and dialogue) from:


  32. Profile photo of xposya
    xposya Male 30-39
    12 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    its short for Super User Do
  33. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    That`s not a sammich...

    ... That`s a sammich!

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    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    cheese and bread? ew?
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Sudo?

    I don`t understand...

  36. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    "cheese and bread? ew?"

    not ew nummy grilled cheese mmmmmmm nom

  37. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    "two pieces of toast, a sandwich does not make"
    LOL! @ the intellectual humor
    I am seriously amused by that!
  38. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    Opiebreath:
    If I am not mistaken, "Sudo" simply means an "artificial" sandwich maker; A robot.
    Just like "sudo"cocaine is not the real thing, but it is what cops use to train drug sniffing dogs.
  39. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    Why sudo make me a sandwhich?

    Sudo stands for "(S)uper (U)ser (Do)". You use it in unix. You can use it to force the computer to do things it refuses to normally do because you don`t have sufficient access.

    Example:
    Dude 1: Launch the nukes.
    Computer: No. You`re not the president.
    Dude 1: Sudo launch the nukes.
    Computer: Ok, so you`re saying you`re the president, or the president sent you, just gimme the launch codes then.
    Dude 1: Dolphin Green Semaphore Three Tee Boycott Testosterone Phillip Taiwan Alaska.
    Computer: Nukes launched.

  40. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    hmmmmmmmmm
  41. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    (And I think the word you`re looking for is Pseudo).
  42. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 12:39 am
    They were massive nerds
  43. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 2:35 am
    mmmmm, samich...
  44. Profile photo of Siora
    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 3:02 am
    I was laughing so hard at the first sandwich-making attempt :D
  45. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 5:20 am
    Ha! Obviously made for humour, but what`s the point of a sandwich-making device when all the supplies are in reach anyway? :-P
  46. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Two things they left out:
    storage device for keeping bread from drying out, and refrigeration unit for cheese.
    In otherwords, they STILL have to take cheese from fridge, remove bread slices from bread bag, load cheese into machine, load bread into machine, start up program, cross fingers and hope it works. Dude... Just make yerself a real sammich, it won`t kill you.
  47. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 5:37 am
    i thought it was pretty cool that The samich bot actually refused to make them a samich the first go around.
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    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 8:29 am
    hahaha I love xkcd.com references.
  49. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 11:12 am
    my uncle died making a samich, granted he wasnt in his own house and he wasnt using bread.
  50. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    March 2, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Intercrapz, make me one "Lame" sandwich with a side of two douches, please.

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