Sudo Make Me A Sandwich Robot

Submitted by: eugenius 7 years ago Tech

You"re at your computer, hungry. What do you do? Type "Sudo Make Me A Sandwich." Then, wait for the magic to happen.
There are 49 comments:
Male 2,582
Intercrapz, make me one "Lame" sandwich with a side of two douches, please.
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Male 301
my uncle died making a samich, granted he wasnt in his own house and he wasnt using bread.
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Male 592
hahaha I love xkcd.com references.
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Male 425
i thought it was pretty cool that The samich bot actually refused to make them a samich the first go around.
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Female 1,386
Two things they left out:
storage device for keeping bread from drying out, and refrigeration unit for cheese.
In otherwords, they STILL have to take cheese from fridge, remove bread slices from bread bag, load cheese into machine, load bread into machine, start up program, cross fingers and hope it works. Dude... Just make yerself a real sammich, it won`t kill you.
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Female 4,028
Ha! Obviously made for humour, but what`s the point of a sandwich-making device when all the supplies are in reach anyway? :-P
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Male 221
I was laughing so hard at the first sandwich-making attempt :D
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Female 1,653
mmmmm, samich...
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Female 528
They were massive nerds
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Male 4,547
(And I think the word you`re looking for is Pseudo).
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Male 174
hmmmmmmmmm
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Male 4,547
Why sudo make me a sandwhich?

Sudo stands for "(S)uper (U)ser (Do)". You use it in unix. You can use it to force the computer to do things it refuses to normally do because you don`t have sufficient access.

Example:
Dude 1: Launch the nukes.
Computer: No. You`re not the president.
Dude 1: Sudo launch the nukes.
Computer: Ok, so you`re saying you`re the president, or the president sent you, just gimme the launch codes then.
Dude 1: Dolphin Green Semaphore Three Tee Boycott Testosterone Phillip Taiwan Alaska.
Computer: Nukes launched.

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Male 174
Opiebreath:
If I am not mistaken, "Sudo" simply means an "artificial" sandwich maker; A robot.
Just like "sudo"cocaine is not the real thing, but it is what cops use to train drug sniffing dogs.
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Male 174
"two pieces of toast, a sandwich does not make"
LOL! @ the intellectual humor
I am seriously amused by that!
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Female 209
"cheese and bread? ew?"

not ew nummy grilled cheese mmmmmmm nom

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Female 15,763
Sudo?

I don`t understand...

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Male 536
cheese and bread? ew?
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Male 17,512
That`s not a sammich...

... That`s a sammich!

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Male 12
its short for Super User Do
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Male 4,290
This is where they got the idea (and dialogue) from:


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Female 507
I liked the PSA at the end. See, you don`t have to worry about all this sandwich making business if you have all the food and drinks you could need within reach of your computer chair. :D
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Male 28
Should be called pseudo-make me a sandwich.
Cus it doesn`t really make sandwiches it makes a pseudo-sandwich
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Male 90
Sorry dudes. 2 pieceof toast and some cheese, a sandwich does not make either. Grilled cheese sandwich must have butter. Or else you just have toast and cheese. And then you eat and say "nom, nom"? why you faking that? toast with cheese isn`t tasting good. Must have butter. Sorry.
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Male 31
And garfieldfan3, sudo isn`t the linux equivalent of `run`. In linux-based operating systems, they make sure you can`t just regularly run the computer as an administrator, in order to prevent viruses from installing themselves etc etc. So sometimes when you run a command you need to preface it with `sudo` in order to run it as an administrator.
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Male 988
holy mother of fail
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Male 31
Well at least they tried... but it hardly does the xkcd comic justice.
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Male 92
Could have been so much better.
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Male 600
...

*shakes head and walks away*

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Male 106
Bre pettis FTW
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Female 1,652
yeah...I`ll just opt with getting out of my chair for about 5 minutes to make my own sandwich. with the toasted bread, mayo, ham, cheese, AVOCADO SLICES, and yaaaay!
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Male 62
No.
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Male 342
Automation Fail
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Male 756
I <3 Nerds.

...But I don`t like a sandwich that isn`t even a sandwich. xD

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Female 1,306
oh my god.

the guy on the right in the beginning looks EXACTLY LIKE MY OLD GLOBAL TEACHER ONLY YOUNGER.

also, i think the sandwich looks yummy because A. i`m hungry and B. it came from a computer.

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Female 818
That`s like the cutest thing I`ve ever seen nerds do. n_n
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Male 512
Unless it`s a grilled cheese sandwich
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Female 357
(nom nom nom.)

Cheese and bread is not a sandwich in my world. >.>

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Male 194
is that Garth from Wayne`s world?!?!
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Male 907
"That looks like an awful sandwich. Make something that can make me a roast beef sub with lettuce, green pepper and onion and then I`ll be impressed."

Find an oven that can toast all that and is still portable and I`ll be impressed.

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Male 907
Brb, going to try this on my Linux.
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Male 265
Meh, I noticed the guy wearing a shirtwoot shirt.
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Male 69
video = a little bit gay
concept = brilliant
@Requateer = yeah, this was first on an xkcd strip, and sudo is kinda like the run bar on a windows computer
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Female 1,578
Sudo make me a sandwich.


..DAMN.

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Male 1,958
There are places in Maryland where you input how you want your sammich made into a computer, and it makes some kind (old) person one the other side of the wall make it for you exactly how you ordered it. Why can`t some kind (old) person do that for me when I want a sammich? Why must I give our future robot masters another reason to hate us?
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Female 1,082
That looks like an awful sandwich. Make something that can make me a roast beef sub with lettuce, green pepper and onion and then I`ll be impressed.
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Male 121
I remember an XKCD strip that mentions this line as well. I don`t know a thing about Linux. Can someone please explain the joke (or whatever it is) to me?
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Female 538
I need to get me one of these, GO LINUX... I like that the computer is sammich@sammich
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Male 19
Mmmmmm....Tasty
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Male 1,620
Link: Sudo Make Me A Sandwich Robot [Rate Link] - You`re at your computer, hungry. What do you do? Type `Sudo Make Me A Sandwich.` Then, wait for the magic to happen.
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