Stealth Raccoon

Submitted by: ne028 7 years ago Funny

This is supposed to be funny and cute, but it"s just creepy.
There are 58 comments:
Female 961
lol this video is posted all the time, but never gets old.

ps. im going to lock my doggie door... brb.

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Female 376
lol i think it was cute
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Male 606
Damn, Sly, you`ve really hit rock-bottom.
:/
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Female 288
i`d be pissed if a raccoon took my rug
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Female 4,447
lol This link posts once a year on IAB.

Proof!

Still funny as hell though.

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Male 527
I`m not sure why he`s taking the rug. They are mean little bastards, though. I used to hunt raccoons and learned that if you didn`t shoot them dead from the tree that you and your dogs may be in a world of hurt when they reach the ground!
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Female 735
haha it looked like a friggen demon! :D
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Female 231
hahaha that is cute. Maybe he just needed a blanky
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Male 28
lol it`s eyes scare me :O
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Male 355
This vid is older than that carpet
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Female 390
All you`re rugs are belong to us x
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Male 301
lmfao
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Female 1,653
That raccoon has a great future ahead of it...
Involving the world`s first racoon-house thing made of doormats
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Female 340
*bashful* Sorry Swuzler... Which one was yours again?
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Female 1,264
Raccoon? I dont know what you`re talking about, all I see is a door, some curtains an- Holy sh*t! Where`d the door matt go!
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Male 679
That was hilarious!

I wasn`t impressed until I saw what he grabbed. You can tell he`s just stealing for the thrill of it... Awesome.

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Male 516
Wow...I haven`t seen one of those little flappy doggy door things in quite some time.

I thought people actually got smart and moved past those?

Maybe they just enjoy stepping out flaming bags of poop that magically appear through those things.

*shrug* o.O

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Male 124
OMG!!! Now i know who keeps taking my freakin door mats!!
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Male 372
i found it to be funny and cute
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Male 2,125
Those eyes are so bad-ass O_O
Awesome raccoon =D
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Female 340
"i rekon that is like the 1000th bit of carpet he has stolen - probably has carpetted his floor for free"

Ahhh crap. I got caught again...

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Male 277
HAYYY THATS MY MATZZ GET BACK HERES!!!
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Female 15,763
He just needs some fiber. Raccoons gotta poop too!
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Male 309
actually thats my raccoon.hes highly trained, arent you ralph? ahhhh *stretches out on my bed of floormats*
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Male 2,582
I agree, that is creepy. I wouldn`t want that rabid disease ridden thing in my house.
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Male 9,306
I`Z IN YO HOWZ STEELIN UR MATZ!
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Male 66
Whatcha doin`, dude? Nothin... just sitting here with my video cam and a pellet gun... and a (pffssst) dead raccoon.
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Female 1,436
So he needed to carpet his home. . . how awesome that little monster is
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Male 38
i rekon that is like the 1000th bit of carpet he has stolen - probably has carpetted his floor for free
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Female 587
yeeeaaaahhhh...when a raccoon can come and go to your house as it pleases, it`s time to bolt down everything in the house that has a flap
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Female 1,566
awwww! It`s like "oh hey, look, a rug, I think I`ll have this thanks." So cuuute!
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Female 1,652
You know you have crap in your house when all a raccoon takes is your rug. :P
it`s also very disconcerting when you go to put out the trash at night and a raccoon jumps out of your dumpster at you :(
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Male 516
Yeesh.

Raccoons` paws are much too human-like for my comfort.

Aside from that, they`re adorable.

But the hands just slay me.

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Female 694
Aawww, I love raccoons.
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Male 612
that answers the question "why do racoons wear maksks" because there thives.
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Male 2,395
That is eeerie.
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Female 1,401
i hate racoons
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Male 488
he looks like he just discovered a new world and he had to take back an artifact to prove it
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Male 415
So, all a good burglar needs to do is find a couple of baby raccoons to train!

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Female 2,927
im in ur howse steelin ur rugz
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Female 125
It is funny and cute.
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Female 103
Hes gonna make himself a lil coon home. Or maybe a lil coon TP.
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Female 494
How cute! That`s just adorable!
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Female 652
ohh. did they convict him?
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Male 490
Ha, I loved this video when I first saw it.

Stealthy lil buggers.

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Female 1,516
I wonder what he`s gonna do with it.
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Female 676
Repost, but still adorable. :)
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Female 1,082
i didnt think it was creepy. i thought it was cute.
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Female 4,028
Ah, raccoons. Nature`s burglars.
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Female 961
haha ninja status
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Male 512
I`m in ur house, steeling ur carpetz :P
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Male 1,718
Aww its a repost but all the same aww.
I can haz your carpetz
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Male 1,788
I can Haz da carpet?!!
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Female 35
aww it stole the carpet haha
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Female 35
Awww How cute. Reminds me of my uncle`s pet raccoon.
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Male 817
Remember ladies, if you don`t shave "down there" a raccoon will come and steal your "carpet".
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Male 1,894
humm. I think it is cute, but I am confised.
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Male 889
Link: Stealth Raccoon [Rate Link] - This is supposed to be funny and cute, but it`s just creepy.
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