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Category: Funny
Date: 02/24/09 09:37 AM

58 Responses to Stealth Raccoon

  1. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Link: Stealth Raccoon - This is supposed to be funny and cute, but it`s just creepy.
  2. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:36 am
    humm. I think it is cute, but I am confised.
  3. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Remember ladies, if you don`t shave "down there" a raccoon will come and steal your "carpet".
  4. Profile photo of Fyrebug
    Fyrebug Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Awww How cute. Reminds me of my uncle`s pet raccoon.
  5. Profile photo of MandaPanda1
    MandaPanda1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:04 am
    aww it stole the carpet haha
  6. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:13 am
    I can Haz da carpet?!!
  7. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Aww its a repost but all the same aww.
    I can haz your carpetz
  8. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:32 am
    I`m in ur house, steeling ur carpetz :P
  9. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:41 am
    haha ninja status
  10. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Ah, raccoons. Nature`s burglars.
  11. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    i didnt think it was creepy. i thought it was cute.
  12. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Repost, but still adorable. :)
  13. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I wonder what he`s gonna do with it.
  14. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Ha, I loved this video when I first saw it.

    Stealthy lil buggers.

  15. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    ohh. did they convict him?
  16. Profile photo of forestq
    forestq Female 18-29
    494 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    How cute! That`s just adorable!
  17. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Hes gonna make himself a lil coon home. Or maybe a lil coon TP.
  18. Profile photo of Emily55
    Emily55 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    It is funny and cute.
  19. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    im in ur howse steelin ur rugz
  20. Profile photo of Zieveraar
    Zieveraar Male 30-39
    415 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    So, all a good burglar needs to do is find a couple of baby raccoons to train!

  21. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    he looks like he just discovered a new world and he had to take back an artifact to prove it
  22. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    i hate racoons
  23. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    That is eeerie.
  24. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    that answers the question "why do racoons wear maksks" because there thives.
  25. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Aawww, I love raccoons.
  26. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Yeesh.

    Raccoons` paws are much too human-like for my comfort.

    Aside from that, they`re adorable.

    But the hands just slay me.

  27. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    You know you have crap in your house when all a raccoon takes is your rug. :P
    it`s also very disconcerting when you go to put out the trash at night and a raccoon jumps out of your dumpster at you :(
  28. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    awwww! It`s like "oh hey, look, a rug, I think I`ll have this thanks." So cuuute!
  29. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    yeeeaaaahhhh...when a raccoon can come and go to your house as it pleases, it`s time to bolt down everything in the house that has a flap
  30. Profile photo of Crossy
    Crossy Male 18-29
    38 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    i rekon that is like the 1000th bit of carpet he has stolen - probably has carpetted his floor for free
  31. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    So he needed to carpet his home. . . how awesome that little monster is
  32. Profile photo of TheBadger
    TheBadger Male 40-49
    66 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    Whatcha doin`, dude? Nothin... just sitting here with my video cam and a pellet gun... and a (pffssst) dead raccoon.
  33. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I`Z IN YO HOWZ STEELIN UR MATZ!
  34. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    I agree, that is creepy. I wouldn`t want that rabid disease ridden thing in my house.
  35. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    actually thats my raccoon.hes highly trained, arent you ralph? ahhhh *stretches out on my bed of floormats*
  36. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    He just needs some fiber. Raccoons gotta poop too!
  37. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    HAYYY THATS MY MATZZ GET BACK HERES!!!
  38. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    "i rekon that is like the 1000th bit of carpet he has stolen - probably has carpetted his floor for free"

    Ahhh crap. I got caught again...

  39. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Those eyes are so bad-ass O_O
    Awesome raccoon =D
  40. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    i found it to be funny and cute
  41. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    OMG!!! Now i know who keeps taking my freakin door mats!!
  42. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Wow...I haven`t seen one of those little flappy doggy door things in quite some time.

    I thought people actually got smart and moved past those?

    Maybe they just enjoy stepping out flaming bags of poop that magically appear through those things.

    *shrug* o.O

  43. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 2:03 am
    That was hilarious!

    I wasn`t impressed until I saw what he grabbed. You can tell he`s just stealing for the thrill of it... Awesome.

  44. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Raccoon? I dont know what you`re talking about, all I see is a door, some curtains an- Holy sh*t! Where`d the door matt go!
  45. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 7:28 am
    *bashful* Sorry Swuzler... Which one was yours again?
  46. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 9:58 am
    That raccoon has a great future ahead of it...
    Involving the world`s first racoon-house thing made of doormats
  47. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:13 am
    lmfao
  48. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 11:42 am
    All you`re rugs are belong to us x
  49. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    This vid is older than that carpet
  50. Profile photo of CowbellPanda
    CowbellPanda Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    lol it`s eyes scare me :O
  51. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    hahaha that is cute. Maybe he just needed a blanky
  52. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    haha it looked like a friggen demon! :D
  53. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    I`m not sure why he`s taking the rug. They are mean little bastards, though. I used to hunt raccoons and learned that if you didn`t shoot them dead from the tree that you and your dogs may be in a world of hurt when they reach the ground!
  54. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    lol This link posts once a year on IAB.

    Proof!

    Still funny as hell though.

  55. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    i`d be pissed if a raccoon took my rug
  56. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    Damn, Sly, you`ve really hit rock-bottom.
    :/
  57. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    lol i think it was cute
  58. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    April 16, 2009 at 8:03 am
    lol this video is posted all the time, but never gets old.

    ps. im going to lock my doggie door... brb.

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