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Date: 02/13/09 09:10 AM

46 Responses to Staten Island Windows

  1. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Link: Staten Island Windows - Look at my Lee oress-on nails and orange tan I was able to afford after saving so much money. Cawl us today.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Lips...I could not look away from her bulging lips. o_O
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Yeah, something about her lips...
  4. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:22 am
    HOLY FURK.. WTF IS UP WITH HER LIPS?!

    I moved from Brooklyn to Tampa in June.. Jesus H. Christ.. I can NOW honestly hear the accent now.. it`s terrible!! LOL

    That sounds more Long Island too..

    I grew up watching Window Factory commercials.. Damn, is that what i sound like to other people??!! :-/

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    jerdboy Male 18-29
    130 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Do they even look at these adverts before they air them?
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:34 am
    She wants us to cowl them? If she`s looking for a cloak I`m sure she could just go to a costume store. Who would trade a cloak for a window anyway..
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    DarthJay Male 30-39
    339 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:36 am
    That, my friends, is when collagen injections go bad.
  8. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:37 am
    i`m glad nobody has cawled me on the title`s spelling error yet..
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:41 am
    can anyone say botox? lols quite funny if i didnt have the same speech impediment only MUCH less pronounced
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:05 am
    The nails I could force myself to deal with, but the orange skin and disgusting lips?

    drating gross. I wouldn`t touch that bitch to hit her.

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:08 am
    @s0rd3dvis1on

    Speech impediment? Just sounds like a Jersey accent to me but I`ve never been to the east, am I wrong?

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    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
    ne028.. I saw it.. Just didn`t say anything ;-)

    (I read it twice.. I was like, "wtf is oress on nails??" lol)

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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:16 am
    THIS ISN`T FROM STATEN ISLAND IT`S FROM LONG ISLAND!!! I hate when people mix up New York Accents.
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Oh and btw this is a real commercial and it airs like 12 times a day,lol, no lie.
  15. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:33 am
    no one on long island speaks like that...its staten island...long island speaks normal i would know cause i live there
  16. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Holy botox batman!
  17. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:54 am
    Long Island people don`t have a accent,WE TALK NORMAL...
    Suffolk 4 lyfe
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:56 am
    that is a man
  19. Profile photo of KnightRockr
    KnightRockr Male 18-29
    167 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:59 am
    "no one on long island speaks like that...its staten island...long island speaks normal i would know cause i live there"

    because you live there, you can`t tell.... believe me... i`m sure you have a noticeable accent to out of towners...

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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Nutin like a Sta-in Ilan accent

    But technically this could be from Staten Island, North Jersey, West Long island, etc. It`s kind of hard to tell because all the accents have kind of blended into each other as people have moved around over the past few decades. Unfortunately I have neighbors that speak like that and I`m 50 miles south of NYC.

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 11:29 am
    she scares me just a wee bit
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 12:13 pm

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Interesting accent.
    From what everyone else is saying I`d say it was East US, but there`s a hint of something else which I cant quite put my finger on...
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    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    KnightRockr: Most of Long Island (as well as most of New Jersey) has only a very slight accent. Most of the accents just come from NYC and surrounding areas, with the main exception of Manhattan (at least in my experience, coming from the Rochester, NY area).
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    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    It`s obvious she is Rican or part Rican living somewhere in NY/NJ. She said "ang" instead of "and".
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    demidoffia2 Female 30-39
    79 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Meh, U.S. Window Factory has been airing cheesy local ads of guidettes twoawwwwking with their accents for decades. It`s just that the guido style has become more and more ... dangerous, as in altering one`s body by evermore surgical and other risque means.

    The great compensation to this stuff was being able to see "The Uncle Floyd Show" EVERY EVENING for many happy years. Nyah!

    "We TWO-AWWWWK NO-AH-MUHHHHHL!!"

  27. Profile photo of DuHasstMich
    DuHasstMich Female 13-17
    119 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    @ McGovern1981: They look like Oompa-Loompas!
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    guidos, ha. in tampa we have like 5 of those horrible things some call ppl.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    she`s orange? Oo
  30. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    I don`t know, her lips scare me the most.
  31. Profile photo of rocknroll892
    rocknroll892 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Guidos. One day we will kill them all.
  32. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I betta kaw da us winda factawy rawwwt away.
    damn guidette. big ugly nails, big ugly lips. ewww
  33. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    i don`t get it =(
  34. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    i live on long island and i think that staten island accents are the most annoying thing ever

    thank god i rarely go out west (meaning to queens staten island the city etc)

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    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    habbazoot:

    the most annoying accent I`ve heard would be Scranton the or NEPA accent.

  36. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    I was born and raised in Long Island NASSAU COUNTY BITCHES! OYSTER BAY! lol, and A LOT of people talked like that, to this day, I say Longuyland. WTF?!
  37. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    she had the lips of a baboon...
  38. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Lay off the collagen, woman.
  39. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Oh my god, those lips.

    :(|)

  40. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 2:38 am
    "So cawl us" hehe. I like the accent really, but then I`m British.

    Her lips were scary. And the same hand movements over and over was funny, it was like watching a NPC in Oblivion.

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 10:34 am
    LIPS!
  42. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Tranny.
  43. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    she reminded me of when the mother on "2 and a half men" gets collagen and her lips are massive
  44. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    "And the same hand movements over and over was funny, it was like watching a NPC in Oblivion."

    watch an appliance mart commercial

  45. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:21 am
    and so the invasion begins on adverts... hmmm thses aliens are smarter than i thought *places metal pan on head*
  46. Profile photo of Filipenis
    Filipenis Male 13-17
    20 posts
    September 5, 2010 at 8:21 am
    She looks like a male...

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