Staten Island Windows

Submitted by: ne028 8 years ago in Funny

Look at my Lee oress-on nails and orange tan I was able to afford after saving so much money. Cawl us today.
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Male 20
She looks like a male...
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Male 1,164
and so the invasion begins on adverts... hmmm thses aliens are smarter than i thought *places metal pan on head*
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Male 599
"And the same hand movements over and over was funny, it was like watching a NPC in Oblivion."

watch an appliance mart commercial

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Male 633
she reminded me of when the mother on "2 and a half men" gets collagen and her lips are massive
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Female 529
Tranny.
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Male 1,244
LIPS!
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Male 1,557
"So cawl us" hehe. I like the accent really, but then I`m British.

Her lips were scary. And the same hand movements over and over was funny, it was like watching a NPC in Oblivion.

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Female 15,763
Oh my god, those lips.

:(|)

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Male 2,395
Lay off the collagen, woman.
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Male 2,199
she had the lips of a baboon...
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Female 761
I was born and raised in Long Island NASSAU COUNTY BITCHES! OYSTER BAY! lol, and A LOT of people talked like that, to this day, I say Longuyland. WTF?!
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Female 678
habbazoot:

the most annoying accent I`ve heard would be Scranton the or NEPA accent.

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Male 1,627
i don`t get it =(
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Female 855
I betta kaw da us winda factawy rawwwt away.
damn guidette. big ugly nails, big ugly lips. ewww
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Male 31
Guidos. One day we will kill them all.
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Female 1,199
I don`t know, her lips scare me the most.
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Male 2,229
she`s orange? Oo
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Male 323
guidos, ha. in tampa we have like 5 of those horrible things some call ppl.
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Female 119
@ McGovern1981: They look like Oompa-Loompas!
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Female 79
Meh, U.S. Window Factory has been airing cheesy local ads of guidettes twoawwwwking with their accents for decades. It`s just that the guido style has become more and more ... dangerous, as in altering one`s body by evermore surgical and other risque means.

The great compensation to this stuff was being able to see "The Uncle Floyd Show" EVERY EVENING for many happy years. Nyah!

"We TWO-AWWWWK NO-AH-MUHHHHHL!!"

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Male 271
It`s obvious she is Rican or part Rican living somewhere in NY/NJ. She said "ang" instead of "and".
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Male 719
KnightRockr: Most of Long Island (as well as most of New Jersey) has only a very slight accent. Most of the accents just come from NYC and surrounding areas, with the main exception of Manhattan (at least in my experience, coming from the Rochester, NY area).
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Female 1,653
Interesting accent.
From what everyone else is saying I`d say it was East US, but there`s a hint of something else which I cant quite put my finger on...
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Male 14,332

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Female 652
she scares me just a wee bit
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Male 756
Nutin like a Sta-in Ilan accent

But technically this could be from Staten Island, North Jersey, West Long island, etc. It`s kind of hard to tell because all the accents have kind of blended into each other as people have moved around over the past few decades. Unfortunately I have neighbors that speak like that and I`m 50 miles south of NYC.

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Male 166
"no one on long island speaks like that...its staten island...long island speaks normal i would know cause i live there"

because you live there, you can`t tell.... believe me... i`m sure you have a noticeable accent to out of towners...

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Male 228
that is a man
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Male 612
Long Island people don`t have a accent,WE TALK NORMAL...
Suffolk 4 lyfe
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Male 240
Holy botox batman!
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Male 428
no one on long island speaks like that...its staten island...long island speaks normal i would know cause i live there
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Female 761
Oh and btw this is a real commercial and it airs like 12 times a day,lol, no lie.
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Female 761
THIS ISN`T FROM STATEN ISLAND IT`S FROM LONG ISLAND!!! I hate when people mix up New York Accents.
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Female 216
ne028.. I saw it.. Just didn`t say anything ;-)

(I read it twice.. I was like, "wtf is oress on nails??" lol)

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Male 3,255
@s0rd3dvis1on

Speech impediment? Just sounds like a Jersey accent to me but I`ve never been to the east, am I wrong?

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Male 3,255
The nails I could force myself to deal with, but the orange skin and disgusting lips?

drating gross. I wouldn`t touch that bitch to hit her.

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Male 2,388
can anyone say botox? lols quite funny if i didnt have the same speech impediment only MUCH less pronounced
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Male 889
i`m glad nobody has cawled me on the title`s spelling error yet..
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Male 339
That, my friends, is when collagen injections go bad.
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Male 782
She wants us to cowl them? If she`s looking for a cloak I`m sure she could just go to a costume store. Who would trade a cloak for a window anyway..
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Male 130
Do they even look at these adverts before they air them?
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Female 216
HOLY FURK.. WTF IS UP WITH HER LIPS?!

I moved from Brooklyn to Tampa in June.. Jesus H. Christ.. I can NOW honestly hear the accent now.. it`s terrible!! LOL

That sounds more Long Island too..

I grew up watching Window Factory commercials.. Damn, is that what i sound like to other people??!! :-/

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Male 20,148
Yeah, something about her lips...
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Male 9,306
Lips...I could not look away from her bulging lips. o_O
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Male 889
Link: Staten Island Windows [Rate Link] - Look at my Lee oress-on nails and orange tan I was able to afford after saving so much money. Cawl us today.
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