Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Poo

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn"t Fucking Work
New gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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Male 14
ahhahahahah brilliant
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Male 170
This is exactly how everything Sony makes is too, it`s so damn funny.
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Male 782
I would give it a 10, but they left out `f*ck-ass retarded`. Shame.
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Male 3,667
I`m still watching the paint from the last one...

Drying awfully smooth... mmhm.

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Female 1,264
Better than a Gizmondo.
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Female 1,604
The opening guy just cracked me up.
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Female 101
this pretty much sums up a feeling i have when i cant opporate something, other then that meh
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Male 172
Onion FAIL!! Overkill on the language there.
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Male 372
i`ll buy pretty much any goddamn thing i see in an ad hahaha
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Male 55
Any other Onion vids with excessive swearing?
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Male 31
wow serious someone hates sony.
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Male 247
At first I thought this was real. Then I noticed that it was from The Onion... Not! This was drating hilarious! One of their best.
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Female 98
lol there is too much random junk out there for us money spenders.
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Male 2,582
"can sony sue onion for this junk?"
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I hope so.
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Female 1,082
ok ok, i watched it. pretty funny. "time vampire" haha
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Male 430
I had to watch it again to read the scrolling text at the bottom of the screen
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Female 652
lmao. can sony sue onion for this junk?
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Male 4,793
"Ahahaha, coarse language always sounds funny used so casually.."

so true ^^

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Female 15,763
Ahahaha, coarse language always sounds funny used so casually..
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Male 386
It`s good to see someone competing with Apple in the stupid piece of poo market.
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Male 163
nice rant simim, also look at my damn age, i did`nt KNOW!
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Male 2,076
wow..nsfw language x 999 ...iab? :-/
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Female 2,064
Cool. Where can I get one?
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Female 1,677
.. But what if I *am* a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere? Did they just insult me?
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Female 1,427
"It took me awhile before I realized that IAB automatically replaces the words poo and drat with poo and drat. So when you see that the title simply says "New Stupid Piece of Poo," you think, oh, this MUST be safe since no one would actually say "poo" in seriousness. So, sorry Simim, but it is not that obvious to a lot of people."

Didn`t mean the actual link title; my bad on that one.

I`m talking about the link right below the video.

It says both "f**king" and "s**t" in it.

and before you even push play there`s a scene of a poster that says "just buy this s**t"

so if you couldn`t infer it from that, I mean, then you`re an idiot.

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Male 262
It took me awhile before I realized that IAB automatically replaces the words poo and drat with poo and drat. So when you see that the title simply says "New Stupid Piece of Poo," you think, oh, this MUST be safe since no one would actually say "poo" in seriousness. So, sorry Simim, but it is not that obvious to a lot of people.
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Female 1,427
"THANKS FOR THE NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING! i watched this wiht my little brother for 5 seconds before i had to stop it!"

The headline says it. And the picture before it even loads says "s**t" on it.

And it`s the Onion.

If you couldn`t infer it already, you`re an idiot.

Jesus, guys, use some common sense. Stop watching I-A-B with your 5-year old siblings and make them watch Barney or some other kid crap.

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Male 30
God damn drating time vampire jesus drating christ just work.
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Female 1,401
THANKS FOR THE NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING! i watched this wiht my little brother for 5 seconds before i had to stop it!
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Male 451
i didn`t laugh until they showed the shot of the menu, that was funny to me. so was the shot of the sony guy trying to use the remote and you hear him swearing off camera
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Male 2,395
I almost didn`t watch it since it was The Onion, but it still made me smile. :)
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Male 5,314
meh.
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Male 528
Why cant you work like a normal machine?!! I think i`ve screamed that a few times.
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Male 426
what the f*ck is this?......F*UCK
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Male 587
Where`s the NFSW Language warning. IAB is going to get me fired one of these days. Nah, just kidding, I`m to valuable to fire.
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Male 20
I died laughing when I first saw this! I have many of those stupid fu*king pieces of sh*t
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Male 9,305
Made me smile, but when they cuss a blue streak, the words lose impact.
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Male 4,867
haha that was funny :p
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Male 180
Fantastic! Best Onion vid I`ve seen in quite a while, bu I doubt we`ll get the usual mix of "Is this real?" and "This isn`t real d1ppoo! 1337 hax0rs11!1" in the comments on this video.
Still, all my *s belong to this.

4*

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Female 1,231
The Onion is amazing. XD I prefer the articles over the videos, but this one made me giggle.
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Male 731
I really should watch more of this, that was incredibly funny.
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Male 722
That`s the best Onion article EVER.
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Male 2,576
dystopia04 - you should watch, you might be surprised.
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Female 710
That was amazing. This one actually made me laugh.
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Female 1,653
roflmao
XD
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Female 168
Agreed, Chiefy.
I normally find the Onion`s "reports" to be tasteless, but this was really funny, and almost 100% accurate.
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Male 295
Probably my most favorite ONN article. EVER.
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Female 1,082
ugh onion.... i didn`t even bother to watch. seriously, we need to get some kind of onion warning label on here.
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Male 712
Finnaly! A video from onion i find absolutely hilarious!
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Male 1,244
2:06 - GD CSucking AHole piece of S GD Fing Sucks. That is in itself the sweetest headline ever.
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Male 1,894
NSFW language much?
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Male 266
Will be less of a waste of money then the macbook air I think
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Male 264
Haha i loved this
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Male 49
loved how serious the anchor man is in the beginning
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Male 4,290
... and yet we have a swear filter in the comments. Smart thinking IAB.
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Male 1,244
I hate the Onion, but this one was exceptional...
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Male 17,511
Yup sounds like Sony alright
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Male 452
haha! Unknown Error Please Restart made me ROFL ^_^ "What the drat is this poo" "Just buy this poo" "McCain gearing up for 2012 funeral" xD good thing I am a rocket scientist.
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Male 976
When the Onion swears... all in life is good.
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Male 125
Rofl I love onion.
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Male 76
Lol gotta love onion :D
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Male 21,000
Link: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Poo [Rate Link] - New gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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