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Date: 02/10/09 06:04 AM

62 Responses to Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Poo

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Link: Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Poo - New gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
  2. Profile photo of Pallal
    Pallal Male 18-29
    76 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:13 am
    Lol gotta love onion :D
  3. Profile photo of Chris_Red
    Chris_Red Male 18-29
    125 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Rofl I love onion.
  4. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 7:17 am
    When the Onion swears... all in life is good.
  5. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:20 am
    haha! Unknown Error Please Restart made me ROFL ^_^ "What the drat is this poo" "Just buy this poo" "McCain gearing up for 2012 funeral" xD good thing I am a rocket scientist.
  6. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Yup sounds like Sony alright
  7. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 7:21 am
    I hate the Onion, but this one was exceptional...
  8. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
    ... and yet we have a swear filter in the comments. Smart thinking IAB.
  9. Profile photo of DigitalPagan
    DigitalPagan Male 30-39
    49 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:35 am
    loved how serious the anchor man is in the beginning
  10. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Haha i loved this
  11. Profile photo of dracokain
    dracokain Male 18-29
    266 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Will be less of a waste of money then the macbook air I think
  12. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:12 am
    NSFW language much?
  13. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 8:32 am
    2:06 - GD CSucking AHole piece of S GD Fing Sucks. That is in itself the sweetest headline ever.
  14. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Finnaly! A video from onion i find absolutely hilarious!
  15. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:42 am
    ugh onion.... i didn`t even bother to watch. seriously, we need to get some kind of onion warning label on here.
  16. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:49 am
    Probably my most favorite ONN article. EVER.
  17. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Agreed, Chiefy.
    I normally find the Onion`s "reports" to be tasteless, but this was really funny, and almost 100% accurate.
  18. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:53 am
    roflmao
    XD
  19. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:02 am
    That was amazing. This one actually made me laugh.
  20. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
    dystopia04 - you should watch, you might be surprised.
  21. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:09 am
    That`s the best Onion article EVER.
  22. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I really should watch more of this, that was incredibly funny.
  23. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:32 am
    The Onion is amazing. XD I prefer the articles over the videos, but this one made me giggle.
  24. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Fantastic! Best Onion vid I`ve seen in quite a while, bu I doubt we`ll get the usual mix of "Is this real?" and "This isn`t real d1ppoo! 1337 hax0rs11!1" in the comments on this video.
    Still, all my *s belong to this.

    4*

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:15 am
    haha that was funny :p
  26. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 10:20 am
    Made me smile, but when they cuss a blue streak, the words lose impact.
  27. Profile photo of mikestenger
    mikestenger Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 10:47 am
    I died laughing when I first saw this! I have many of those stupid fu*king pieces of sh*t
  28. Profile photo of davisboy
    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Where`s the NFSW Language warning. IAB is going to get me fired one of these days. Nah, just kidding, I`m to valuable to fire.
  29. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:11 am
    what the f*ck is this?......F*UCK
  30. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Why cant you work like a normal machine?!! I think i`ve screamed that a few times.
  31. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    meh.
  32. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    I almost didn`t watch it since it was The Onion, but it still made me smile. :)
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    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    i didn`t laugh until they showed the shot of the menu, that was funny to me. so was the shot of the sony guy trying to use the remote and you hear him swearing off camera
  34. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    THANKS FOR THE NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING! i watched this wiht my little brother for 5 seconds before i had to stop it!
  35. Profile photo of JmSword
    JmSword Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    God damn drating time vampire jesus drating christ just work.
  36. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    "THANKS FOR THE NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING! i watched this wiht my little brother for 5 seconds before i had to stop it!"

    The headline says it. And the picture before it even loads says "s**t" on it.

    And it`s the Onion.

    If you couldn`t infer it already, you`re an idiot.

    Jesus, guys, use some common sense. Stop watching I-A-B with your 5-year old siblings and make them watch Barney or some other kid crap.

  37. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    It took me awhile before I realized that IAB automatically replaces the words poo and drat with poo and drat. So when you see that the title simply says "New Stupid Piece of Poo," you think, oh, this MUST be safe since no one would actually say "poo" in seriousness. So, sorry Simim, but it is not that obvious to a lot of people.
  38. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    "It took me awhile before I realized that IAB automatically replaces the words poo and drat with poo and drat. So when you see that the title simply says "New Stupid Piece of Poo," you think, oh, this MUST be safe since no one would actually say "poo" in seriousness. So, sorry Simim, but it is not that obvious to a lot of people."

    Didn`t mean the actual link title; my bad on that one.

    I`m talking about the link right below the video.

    It says both "f**king" and "s**t" in it.

    and before you even push play there`s a scene of a poster that says "just buy this s**t"

    so if you couldn`t infer it from that, I mean, then you`re an idiot.

  39. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    .. But what if I *am* a toothless hillbilly living in some hillbilly shack somewhere? Did they just insult me?
  40. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Cool. Where can I get one?
  41. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    wow..nsfw language x 999 ...iab? :-/
  42. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    nice rant simim, also look at my damn age, i did`nt KNOW!
  43. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    It`s good to see someone competing with Apple in the stupid piece of poo market.
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Ahahaha, coarse language always sounds funny used so casually..
  45. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    "Ahahaha, coarse language always sounds funny used so casually.."

    so true ^^

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    lmao. can sony sue onion for this junk?
  47. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    I had to watch it again to read the scrolling text at the bottom of the screen
  48. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    ok ok, i watched it. pretty funny. "time vampire" haha
  49. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    "can sony sue onion for this junk?"
    -----------------------------------------
    I hope so.
  50. Profile photo of french88
    french88 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    lol there is too much random junk out there for us money spenders.
  51. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    At first I thought this was real. Then I noticed that it was from The Onion... Not! This was drating hilarious! One of their best.
  52. Profile photo of marxs36
    marxs36 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    wow serious someone hates sony.
  53. Profile photo of meowmix777
    meowmix777 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Any other Onion vids with excessive swearing?
  54. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    i`ll buy pretty much any goddamn thing i see in an ad hahaha
  55. Profile photo of kdawg
    kdawg Male 40-49
    172 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Onion FAIL!! Overkill on the language there.
  56. Profile photo of pandaXtreme
    pandaXtreme Female 13-17
    101 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    this pretty much sums up a feeling i have when i cant opporate something, other then that meh
  57. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    The opening guy just cracked me up.
  58. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:08 am
    Better than a Gizmondo.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3289 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:27 am
    I`m still watching the paint from the last one...

    Drying awfully smooth... mmhm.

  60. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 5:47 am
    I would give it a 10, but they left out `f*ck-ass retarded`. Shame.
  61. Profile photo of Cynic8387
    Cynic8387 Male 18-29
    170 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    This is exactly how everything Sony makes is too, it`s so damn funny.
  62. Profile photo of curubs
    curubs Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    ahhahahahah brilliant

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