Slim Suit Commercial

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny

An infomercial for the Slim Suit. Now you can melt pound off just by wearing this thing and sitting there.
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Male 541
They never said how it works. But I do wanna look like an astronaut.
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Male 189
supplies limited call now....they only sell silver glade bags in thirty packs!!!!
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Female 33
this is too good to be real

~*xox*~

How is it good? They didn`t even say how it worked? And the commercial claimed you could lose weight without working, but then it goes on to say the more active you are, the better? I don`t know...

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Male 243
I use those in the sauna to cut weight wrestling... you can sweat out like 10 pounds in like 2 sessions of working hard for like 2 hours. but it only is sweat, not any fat
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Male 199
"The more active you are, the more weight you lose!"

No... Really?

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Male 118
this is too good to be real
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Female 360
OK.... sooooo if you call that number you DEFINITELY don`t get the slim suit company. You get a damn guy who works for a telecommunications company!

Damn, I really wanted one of those stylish articles of clothing.

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Female 167
Haha... this commercial looks old. At least it`s better than "Take this pill and give yourself dysentery! The pounds just MELT AWAY!"
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Male 190
LOL nothing like a dangerous sack of fabric that makes you sweat a little extra just so you can lose water weight!

Of course, you take that drink of water, you swell right back up to the fatty you were. THANKS Slim Suit!

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Female 115
did anyone realize that they never explained exactly how it works? at least today advertisers are decent enough to make up some giant lie
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Male 323
LOL at the Take it to the store or.....TAKE IT TO THE MAX!!

definently ewould take it to the max.definently.

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Male 163
don`t they mean space suit?
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Female 731
It`s like wearing tin foil...and sweating. A lot.
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Female 2,064
Wow. Talk about quackery.
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Female 193
I think she needs to be more panicked about how ugly that dress is, not how tight it is.

I guess people don`t know what water weight is.

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Male 94
the funny thing is that it works, every moment you are alive and not eating you are losing weight, your body uses energy to stay alive
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Male 301
wow, its like the 90`s version of the snuggie
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Female 1,199
Looks like they`re wearing duct tape...
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Female 855
I remember this commercial, it`s from the mid-80`s. horrible.
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Male 182
LOL @ BlueOrchid.
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Male 1,085
Sooo, I tried calling that number...

Its a call center. The guy said he has never heard of the Slim Suit...

DAMN IT!

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Female 385
No, it works by making you sweat so much, you lose a lot of water weight, then you gain it back when u drink or whatever, I`ve seen that technique used on racehorses, but not humans... before now, clearly
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Male 2,005
the only way only way to loose weight while doing nothing while wearing those is by filling them with helium
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Female 158
Wow! That guy was really taking it to the max!
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Male 82
I think I know how this works (aside all the bs). Just because people will think they`re losing weight, so they`ll feel better and either A) lose weight since they`re less stressed or B) actually go to the gym or something because it feels right.

And everyone weighs less in the morning because they sweat in bed (yes, you do too)

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Male 1,853
I always wanted to weigh myself before I took a poo, and after, and see what the difference was. I think I`ll do that later...
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Female 1,401
why did they make it all shiny? I WANNA WEAR A SHINY SUIT TO THE GROCERY STORE!

did you hear him? THERE`S AN INCREADIBLE DEMAND!!

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Male 11,740
Yeah, you`d lose weight. Water weight because you sweat it off. They even said "temporary weight loss". Maybe you don`t take harmful pills, you just dehydrate yourself. Brilliant! The next step is to stick your finger down your throat!
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Male 612
you can lose alot of weight by not eating or drinking (not so healthy is it)
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Female 216
LMAO DID YOU SEE HER CORDLESS PHONE?! hahah

OMG how frigging stupid.. you can do the same for free with a... ready for this... SWEATS!!

My uncle used to do that, he would wear two sweat shirts & sweat pants and mow his property with the hand mower instead of the ride mower..

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Male 3,301
I want to meet the people that would actually buy this.
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Male 132
These things are lame. They make you sweat with you losing body water. not healthy
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Female 297
omg! My aunt and grandmother wore these!!! It was crazy weird! They used to do their walks in them and wear them around the hours! LOL
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Male 599
It works because it`s hot, makes you sweat, and lose weight because your body has less water. As soon as you drink anything the weight comes right back.
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Female 1,082
wow... stupid
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Male 1
I wonder how many they sold
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Female 1,063
er.... this look like it`s straight outta the 80`s.
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Male 142
Its the UFO convention all over again!
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Male 516
It´s simple: The more active you are, the more the slimsuit works for you...

And there´s no way I am losing weight only because of my activity, right? I´m sure it wouldn´t help at all without the slimsuit :D

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Male 247
Translation: This suit will make you sweat by retaining body heat.
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Female 1,653
"you could even lose weight in a slimsuit whilst munching your way through a cake shop!"
I`d bet they`d have tried that next.

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Male 588
So, based on that advertisement, I`m assuming the slim suit works using the incredibly scientific power of magic?
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Male 148
Because of the incredible demand, slim suits supply is limited.

They had to pull every trick for this gem of a product!

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Male 1,360
YES, EVERYONE CAN LOOK GREAT IN A SLIM SUIT!!!???
YOU GOT TO LOVE THE EIGHTIES.
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Male 2,229
lol, looks like a retard version of a sweat pants ans a sweater
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Male 1,596
can you lose weight in the slim suit while eating a bacon sandwich?
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Male 220
Humans...*shiver*
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Male 244
VikingGuy
Male, 18-29, Europe
2109 Posts Tuesday, February 17, 2009 2:42:48 AM
so you can lose weight but look like either a douchebag or a L.Ron Hubbard fanboy, which is open for debate

Arent they the same thing?

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Male 50
Slate, most people are sadly retarded :S
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Male 2,160
so you can lose weight but look like either a douchebag or a L.Ron Hubbard fanboy, which is open for debate
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Male 162
Take it to the MAX!!!! Not available in stores (becasue it`s a piece of crap!)
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Male 650
wanna lose weight?
put on your best Inuit suit in the middle of July

(Warning: Side effects may include nausea, headache, joint pain, dehydration, heat stroke, excessive sweating, delusions, and death)

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Male 174
ok let me add to my other comment
WAT THE HELL Do they think half yhe world is retarded? I mean its a fudgin metal mickey suit, and their tellin us just by wearing it we will lose lots of weight ???????????????????
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Male 174
lose weight by talkin on the phaaaaaaooonennenene
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Female 271
When I poo I lose weight, I don`t need a plastic outfit.
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Male 103
hahaha! what?
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Female 741
i want some..now!
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Female 103
Lose weight by wearing a hideous silver trash bag and being publicly humiliated! All the tears you expend while crying yourself to sleep every night will just melt away the pounds!
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Female 125
The Slim Suit...Be dehydrated for only $19.95!
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Male 1,297
you know rockcabbage, i was just thinking that this must have been ancient scientology technology...
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Male 394
the real reason why it works is is because scientologests said so...
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Male 731
Whoa, my time machine worked! I`m in the 80s!

...wait a minute.

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Male 74
the wost thing is, i bet it works. the material is probably similar to that of a garbage bag...meaning you`re losing weight in sweat, not fat
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Male 35
I bought two!!
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Male 615
Oh, wow. People actually would degrade themselves in such a fashion only to lose some water wieght... Eewww.
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Male 9,306
"The more active you are, the more effective Slim Suit will be!"

Gee, you mean like EXERCISING!?

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Male 3,412
"I lost weight while sleeping!!"

Uhh, so did I... It`s called my food digested.

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Male 1,365
It`s the Hefty cinch sack, not only will you look like garbage, but after a few hours you`ll smell like it too!
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Male 2,076
placebo effect?
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Male 686
I dratING WISH.
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Male 493
A lot of fighters use that just to cut water weight before they jump on the weighing scale.
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Female 1,682
that is hilarious. i cant believe its real XDDD
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Male 80
you only have to stew in your own sweat.
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Male 50
muzt bee made by dem alienz!!
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Male 1,556
But you look like an alien?!?!?!?
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Male 7
Hahaha I called the number. Someone picked up and said "This is amber, how may I help you." What the drat. Here`s how you can help me. Make me lose weight, bitch.
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Female 859
"i wore it while i did the shopping"
LOL how embarrassment
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Male 626
Ima get me one of these and a Snuggie and I will look ballin.
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Male 109
Hahaha soo funny O_O it looks like a garbage bag or a gray packaging tape thingy
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Male 1,297
ooooooh hell no! that thing even LOOKS as desperate as it sounds! "take it to the max!" so glad i was in a coma during the 80s...
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Male 756
Wear it to bed? Gross, who the hell wants to sweat off a pound of water weight in bed?
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Male 8,302
Hmmm, 6 hours?? World Book Encyclopedia says any weight loss in excess of 2 lbs per week is potentially fatal... but then, you`re not losing any fat with this, you`re just dehydrating yourself and losing water...
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Female 2,289
That thing looks like it would make you sweat a lot... eew.
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Male 612
Hmmm...garbage bag anyone?
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Male 431
its the same as wrestling platics... people use them to drop water weight in a hurry but as soon as you drink liquid again, you gain it right back...

wrestlers use it all the time to make weight... but first ive ever seen of a house mom wearing it to the grocery store

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Female 15,763
HAHAHA, 6 hours, yeah right.

Slim Suit - Look like a dick WHILE sweating!

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Male 817
I`m calling NOW!!!!


I love how they don`t even try to come up with an explanation on why it makes you lose weight. It just "does".

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Female 1,142
And lo, Scientology was born.
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Male 541
The colour is quite stylish too ^^ but I wouldn`t wear it in public...
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Male 2,372
Lose weight with Stink Suit!
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Male 19,835
Link: Slim Suit Commercial [Rate Link] - An infomercial for the Slim Suit. Now you can melt pound off just by wearing this thing and sitting there.
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