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Date: 02/16/09 07:39 PM

92 Responses to Slim Suit Commercial

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Link: Slim Suit Commercial - An infomercial for the Slim Suit. Now you can melt pound off just by wearing this thing and sitting there.
  2. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    Lose weight with Stink Suit!
  3. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    The colour is quite stylish too ^^ but I wouldn`t wear it in public...
  4. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    And lo, Scientology was born.
  5. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    I`m calling NOW!!!!


    I love how they don`t even try to come up with an explanation on why it makes you lose weight. It just "does".

  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    HAHAHA, 6 hours, yeah right.

    Slim Suit - Look like a dick WHILE sweating!

  7. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    its the same as wrestling platics... people use them to drop water weight in a hurry but as soon as you drink liquid again, you gain it right back...

    wrestlers use it all the time to make weight... but first ive ever seen of a house mom wearing it to the grocery store

  8. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    Hmmm...garbage bag anyone?
  9. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    That thing looks like it would make you sweat a lot... eew.
  10. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    Hmmm, 6 hours?? World Book Encyclopedia says any weight loss in excess of 2 lbs per week is potentially fatal... but then, you`re not losing any fat with this, you`re just dehydrating yourself and losing water...
  11. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Wear it to bed? Gross, who the hell wants to sweat off a pound of water weight in bed?
  12. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    ooooooh hell no! that thing even LOOKS as desperate as it sounds! "take it to the max!" so glad i was in a coma during the 80s...
  13. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    Hahaha soo funny O_O it looks like a garbage bag or a gray packaging tape thingy
  14. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Ima get me one of these and a Snuggie and I will look ballin.
  15. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    "i wore it while i did the shopping"
    LOL how embarrassment
  16. Profile photo of Swaggaholic
    Swaggaholic Male 13-17
    7 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Hahaha I called the number. Someone picked up and said "This is amber, how may I help you." What the drat. Here`s how you can help me. Make me lose weight, bitch.
  17. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1556 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    But you look like an alien?!?!?!?
  18. Profile photo of banditwing
    banditwing Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    muzt bee made by dem alienz!!
  19. Profile photo of aph3x
    aph3x Male 18-29
    81 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    you only have to stew in your own sweat.
  20. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    that is hilarious. i cant believe its real XDDD
  21. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    A lot of fighters use that just to cut water weight before they jump on the weighing scale.
  22. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    I dratING WISH.
  23. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    placebo effect?
  24. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    It`s the Hefty cinch sack, not only will you look like garbage, but after a few hours you`ll smell like it too!
  25. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    "I lost weight while sleeping!!"

    Uhh, so did I... It`s called my food digested.

  26. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    "The more active you are, the more effective Slim Suit will be!"

    Gee, you mean like EXERCISING!?

  27. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Oh, wow. People actually would degrade themselves in such a fashion only to lose some water wieght... Eewww.
  28. Profile photo of sheab2000
    sheab2000 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I bought two!!
  29. Profile photo of Kyhole
    Kyhole Male 13-17
    74 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    the wost thing is, i bet it works. the material is probably similar to that of a garbage bag...meaning you`re losing weight in sweat, not fat
  30. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Whoa, my time machine worked! I`m in the 80s!

    ...wait a minute.

  31. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    the real reason why it works is is because scientologests said so...
  32. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    you know rockcabbage, i was just thinking that this must have been ancient scientology technology...
  33. Profile photo of Ria25
    Ria25 Female 18-29
    125 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    The Slim Suit...Be dehydrated for only $19.95!
  34. Profile photo of crimmeh
    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    Lose weight by wearing a hideous silver trash bag and being publicly humiliated! All the tears you expend while crying yourself to sleep every night will just melt away the pounds!
  35. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    i want some..now!
  36. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:50 am
    hahaha! what?
  37. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:09 am
    When I poo I lose weight, I don`t need a plastic outfit.
  38. Profile photo of slate
    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:24 am
    lose weight by talkin on the phaaaaaaooonennenene
  39. Profile photo of slate
    slate Male 13-17
    174 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:34 am
    ok let me add to my other comment
    WAT THE HELL Do they think half yhe world is retarded? I mean its a fudgin metal mickey suit, and their tellin us just by wearing it we will lose lots of weight ???????????????????
  40. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 2:27 am
    wanna lose weight?
    put on your best Inuit suit in the middle of July

    (Warning: Side effects may include nausea, headache, joint pain, dehydration, heat stroke, excessive sweating, delusions, and death)

  41. Profile photo of ListerStorm
    ListerStorm Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 2:28 am
    Take it to the MAX!!!! Not available in stores (becasue it`s a piece of crap!)
  42. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 2:42 am
    so you can lose weight but look like either a douchebag or a L.Ron Hubbard fanboy, which is open for debate
  43. Profile photo of Sacrito
    Sacrito Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:05 am
    Slate, most people are sadly retarded :S
  44. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:58 am
    VikingGuy
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    2109 Posts Tuesday, February 17, 2009 2:42:48 AM
    so you can lose weight but look like either a douchebag or a L.Ron Hubbard fanboy, which is open for debate

    Arent they the same thing?

  45. Profile photo of mardraum
    mardraum Male 18-29
    220 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:04 am
    Humans...*shiver*
  46. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:09 am
    can you lose weight in the slim suit while eating a bacon sandwich?
  47. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:14 am
    lol, looks like a retard version of a sweat pants ans a sweater
  48. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:55 am
    YES, EVERYONE CAN LOOK GREAT IN A SLIM SUIT!!!???
    YOU GOT TO LOVE THE EIGHTIES.
  49. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:06 am
    Because of the incredible demand, slim suits supply is limited.

    They had to pull every trick for this gem of a product!

  50. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:16 am
    So, based on that advertisement, I`m assuming the slim suit works using the incredibly scientific power of magic?
  51. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:33 am
    "you could even lose weight in a slimsuit whilst munching your way through a cake shop!"
    I`d bet they`d have tried that next.

  52. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Translation: This suit will make you sweat by retaining body heat.
  53. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:55 am
    It´s simple: The more active you are, the more the slimsuit works for you...

    And there´s no way I am losing weight only because of my activity, right? I´m sure it wouldn´t help at all without the slimsuit :D

  54. Profile photo of Guy6870
    Guy6870 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Its the UFO convention all over again!
  55. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 8:40 am
    er.... this look like it`s straight outta the 80`s.
  56. Profile photo of ChronicBlaze
    ChronicBlaze Male 18-29
    1 post
    February 17, 2009 at 8:51 am
    I wonder how many they sold
  57. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 8:57 am
    wow... stupid
  58. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 8:57 am
    It works because it`s hot, makes you sweat, and lose weight because your body has less water. As soon as you drink anything the weight comes right back.
  59. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    297 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:35 am
    omg! My aunt and grandmother wore these!!! It was crazy weird! They used to do their walks in them and wear them around the hours! LOL
  60. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:58 am
    These things are lame. They make you sweat with you losing body water. not healthy
  61. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I want to meet the people that would actually buy this.
  62. Profile photo of Bucky Katt
    Bucky Katt Female 18-29
    216 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:00 am
    LMAO DID YOU SEE HER CORDLESS PHONE?! hahah

    OMG how frigging stupid.. you can do the same for free with a... ready for this... SWEATS!!

    My uncle used to do that, he would wear two sweat shirts & sweat pants and mow his property with the hand mower instead of the ride mower..

  63. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:25 am
    you can lose alot of weight by not eating or drinking (not so healthy is it)
  64. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Yeah, you`d lose weight. Water weight because you sweat it off. They even said "temporary weight loss". Maybe you don`t take harmful pills, you just dehydrate yourself. Brilliant! The next step is to stick your finger down your throat!
  65. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    why did they make it all shiny? I WANNA WEAR A SHINY SUIT TO THE GROCERY STORE!

    did you hear him? THERE`S AN INCREADIBLE DEMAND!!

  66. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    I always wanted to weigh myself before I took a poo, and after, and see what the difference was. I think I`ll do that later...
  67. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    I need one of those while I gain weight.
  68. Profile photo of arcticsheep
    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    I think I know how this works (aside all the bs). Just because people will think they`re losing weight, so they`ll feel better and either A) lose weight since they`re less stressed or B) actually go to the gym or something because it feels right.

    And everyone weighs less in the morning because they sweat in bed (yes, you do too)

  69. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    Wow! That guy was really taking it to the max!
  70. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    the only way only way to loose weight while doing nothing while wearing those is by filling them with helium
  71. Profile photo of lemurs366
    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    No, it works by making you sweat so much, you lose a lot of water weight, then you gain it back when u drink or whatever, I`ve seen that technique used on racehorses, but not humans... before now, clearly
  72. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Sooo, I tried calling that number...

    Its a call center. The guy said he has never heard of the Slim Suit...

    DAMN IT!

  73. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    LOL @ BlueOrchid.
  74. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I remember this commercial, it`s from the mid-80`s. horrible.
  75. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Looks like they`re wearing duct tape...
  76. Profile photo of spazking
    spazking Male 18-29
    301 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    wow, its like the 90`s version of the snuggie
  77. Profile photo of plimpslap
    plimpslap Male 18-29
    94 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    the funny thing is that it works, every moment you are alive and not eating you are losing weight, your body uses energy to stay alive
  78. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I think she needs to be more panicked about how ugly that dress is, not how tight it is.

    I guess people don`t know what water weight is.

  79. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Wow. Talk about quackery.
  80. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    It`s like wearing tin foil...and sweating. A lot.
  81. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    don`t they mean space suit?
  82. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    LOL at the Take it to the store or.....TAKE IT TO THE MAX!!

    definently ewould take it to the max.definently.

  83. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
    115 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    did anyone realize that they never explained exactly how it works? at least today advertisers are decent enough to make up some giant lie
  84. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    LOL nothing like a dangerous sack of fabric that makes you sweat a little extra just so you can lose water weight!

    Of course, you take that drink of water, you swell right back up to the fatty you were. THANKS Slim Suit!

  85. Profile photo of train_trax
    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    February 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Haha... this commercial looks old. At least it`s better than "Take this pill and give yourself dysentery! The pounds just MELT AWAY!"
  86. Profile photo of Codmily
    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 1:30 am
    OK.... sooooo if you call that number you DEFINITELY don`t get the slim suit company. You get a damn guy who works for a telecommunications company!

    Damn, I really wanted one of those stylish articles of clothing.

  87. Profile photo of robrobrob125
    robrobrob125 Male 13-17
    118 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    this is too good to be real
  88. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    "The more active you are, the more weight you lose!"

    No... Really?

  89. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    I use those in the sauna to cut weight wrestling... you can sweat out like 10 pounds in like 2 sessions of working hard for like 2 hours. but it only is sweat, not any fat
  90. Profile photo of Moonsteal72
    Moonsteal72 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    this is too good to be real

    ~*xox*~

    How is it good? They didn`t even say how it worked? And the commercial claimed you could lose weight without working, but then it goes on to say the more active you are, the better? I don`t know...

  91. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    February 20, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    supplies limited call now....they only sell silver glade bags in thirty packs!!!!

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