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Date: 02/10/09 06:37 PM

63 Responses to Scissors Attack

  1. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Link: Scissors Attack - Why you shouldn`t pick on the geeky kids...
  2. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Love that "Now I have to go to the hospital..." attitude.
  3. Profile photo of Squab27
    Squab27 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    lol. "Little android man
    -born without a soul
    without that force of reason-
    the scissors took control.
    Little android man-
    born without a heart
    if he`s in your vicinity he`ll cut you apart!"

    props to anyone who knows that song ^

  4. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    I never get tired of seeing that douchebag get that in his arm.
  5. Profile photo of meowmix777
    meowmix777 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Bah would`ve been cooler if it hit him in the neck and he was bleeding profusely screaming and rolling around the floor.

    But srsly that was cool.

  6. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    i could have sworn I saw this ages ago on here.
  7. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    oh god, that looks soo fake
    for scissors of that size to stand on his arm like that it would have to penetrate deep enough to draw blood, thats just skin colored tape
  8. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Squab, It`s "Cutsman" by Horse The Band.

    I`ll send you an address later for those props. They`ll come in handy for the play I`m holding.

  9. Profile photo of xLullabyx
    xLullabyx Female 18-29
    8 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Hilerious
  10. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    anciently aged.
  11. Profile photo of ChransaurZ3
    ChransaurZ3 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    older than everything forever
  12. Profile photo of gluebottle
    gluebottle Female 18-29
    161 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    indeed. i saw this here years ago!
  13. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Old and fake, somewhat like your mom.
  14. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    it may be old, fake and reposted or whatever - but i havent seen it cause i have not been sitting on the internet since "forever"

    it made me ill though...

  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Wow I thought I`d never see that video again... o_o; Amazing it`s survived this long.
  16. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    i think my grandma might be the only person who hasn`t seen this before...ugh.
  17. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    I`ve never seen this...

    And that`s awkward

  18. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    ive never seen this before. kinda dumb and gay
  19. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    wow....i downloaded this vid 3.5 years ago
  20. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    I too have never seen this video... o_O
  21. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    notice its posted on YOUTUBE on august 06 2006

    imagine how many times everyone has seen this

    If you recently discovered INTERNET or YOUTUBE, please dont be amazed and flooding blogs, forums, or IAB with reposts and lagged contents.

  22. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    pahaha! thats great. hes like WTF?! there are fing scissors in my fing arm!
  23. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    i`ve seen it before but always fun to see dumbasses in action more than once lol
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    Snoop, I can`t quite tell if you`re insulting IAB or the people that commented because that astounding use of grammar, but these are all user submitted and you aren`t paying for any of it. If we only accepted suer submitted links that were from the last month, we`d have one link a day.

    I hope he doesn`t take those scissors out... at least until he`s over a sink or something.

  25. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Jeez.

    That guy was sending mega douche vibes.

    He totally deserved it.

  26. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    he totally deserved that. i laughed.
  27. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Nice. I hate people like that.
  28. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    ouch
  29. Profile photo of JmSword
    JmSword Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    Yeah...I woulda thrown my knife at him instead. Much better chance of getting stuck like that.
  30. Profile photo of Donut017
    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    this is old but eh
  31. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Oldie but a goodie.

    I wonder if he practiced his throw, foreseeing a possible need for throwing scissors?

  32. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    and he finnally reveals his ninja throwign arm
  33. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    This was at my boyfriend`s high school haha.
  34. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    EXTREMELY PHUKING OLD...
  35. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    I can`t help but laugh...

    I would have shoved the scissors up the "geeks" ass.

  36. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Wow...either he has no pain threshold, or he`s really good at not showing it >_>
  37. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    i learned how to do that, just in case that happens to me... which it will
  38. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    lol, wasn`t this the second video ever uploaded to the internet? :P
  39. Profile photo of thebigq
    thebigq Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    hehe, KeVsTeR2475`s pic is GIR. I remember that show.
  40. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    older than teh internetz
  41. Profile photo of thebigq
    thebigq Male 18-29
    9 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:01 am
    Oh, and Cutsman by Horse the Band.
  42. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:24 am
    yeah he deserved to get stabbed with scissors for spraying water at a kid.
  43. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:29 am
    Wow this is old.
  44. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:32 am
    "
    Old and fake, somewhat like your mom."

    hurrah for superjesus!
    although i hear much argument teh interwebz not lie to me, so i not truth you! i thumb my nose to you, unkindly sire!

    should stop going on i-am-bored.com at 4:00am not good for brain pinky slushy thirsty

  45. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:16 am
    AHHA teh internetz shuld have spewed this years ago
  46. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:54 am
    pain and scissors! yay!

    i want to try that with a giant block of cheese instead of some guy`s arm...

  47. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:16 am
    old, repost, boring etc......
  48. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:31 am
    older than hitler`s granmother.
  49. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 5:19 am
    i saw this a long time ago, second time seeing it i wonder if its fake, what do u guys think? there was no blood (i know it wouldnt HAVE to bleed) and it`d be easily fakeable..if not though, ouch and hello E room.
  50. Profile photo of BlackDragonB
    BlackDragonB Male 18-29
    69 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 5:24 am
    3rd or 4th repost..
  51. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Who cares if it`s a repost, it was awesome! The dink had it coming.
  52. Profile photo of ne028
    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:15 am
    is this a different version? last time i swore that kid was screamin
  53. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Gary Brolsma?
  54. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:45 am
    TKD_Master, I reckon this is real. Blood wouldn`t be pouring out as the scissors are still in his arm. All the reactions seem genuine as well.

    He`d have a scar but it`s no real biggy. Lucky it didn`t hit him in the face.

  55. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:56 am
    dangerous scissors, most ive seen are like rounded at the end, mosta threw it pretty hard... or fake i dunno, would you have to go to hospital? cant you just, dunno, cover it up didnt look that big
  56. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:33 am
    No blood?
  57. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:29 am
    I have to go the drating hospital. There`s a drating scissors in my drating arm. Very observant.
  58. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    im not defending this video. it doesnt matter to me if its real or fake but the lack of blood argument that a few people used is not a good one. the elastic properties of skin will result in a small point of penetration and that hole stretching rather then tearing. if you want a example of how far priced skin will stretch befor tearing look up human suspension. with a very small puncture wound those scissors are acting like a cork for the blood that is building up inside the wound.

    closed scissors amounts to a blunt spike witch will almost never cause bleeding if left in a wound, if the penetration is strait and the surface of the object is smooth. a spike will make a small puncture wound then stretch it as it goes in with a small amount of tearing depending on the degree of the taper.

    no room to explain why the skin above the scissors looks the way it does, oh well. ther is a reason tho, done base things in reality on movies or video games.

  59. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    That was the funniest thing I`ve seen all day. he was just like wow you just stabbed me wtf man!
  60. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    thats frickin awesome. what i would have done.
  61. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    this is soooo old
  62. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 1:14 am
    LOL I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO.

    My friend and I would always laugh about it when we were little. :3

  63. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 12:40 am
    ive seen this before lol

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