Scissors Attack

Submitted by: DeeCache 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEo-dF77rVQ

Why you shouldn"t pick on the geeky kids...
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Female 5,222
ive seen this before lol
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Female 267
LOL I REMEMBER THIS VIDEO.

My friend and I would always laugh about it when we were little. :3

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Male 178
this is soooo old
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Male 294
thats frickin awesome. what i would have done.
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Male 153
That was the funniest thing I`ve seen all day. he was just like wow you just stabbed me wtf man!
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Male 1,142
im not defending this video. it doesnt matter to me if its real or fake but the lack of blood argument that a few people used is not a good one. the elastic properties of skin will result in a small point of penetration and that hole stretching rather then tearing. if you want a example of how far priced skin will stretch befor tearing look up human suspension. with a very small puncture wound those scissors are acting like a cork for the blood that is building up inside the wound.

closed scissors amounts to a blunt spike witch will almost never cause bleeding if left in a wound, if the penetration is strait and the surface of the object is smooth. a spike will make a small puncture wound then stretch it as it goes in with a small amount of tearing depending on the degree of the taper.

no room to explain why the skin above the scissors looks the way it does, oh well. ther is a reason tho, done base things in reality on movies or video games.

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Male 2,313
I have to go the drating hospital. There`s a drating scissors in my drating arm. Very observant.
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Male 364
No blood?
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Male 199
dangerous scissors, most ive seen are like rounded at the end, mosta threw it pretty hard... or fake i dunno, would you have to go to hospital? cant you just, dunno, cover it up didnt look that big
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Male 639
TKD_Master, I reckon this is real. Blood wouldn`t be pouring out as the scissors are still in his arm. All the reactions seem genuine as well.

He`d have a scar but it`s no real biggy. Lucky it didn`t hit him in the face.

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Male 1,244
Gary Brolsma?
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Male 889
is this a different version? last time i swore that kid was screamin
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Male 4,593
Who cares if it`s a repost, it was awesome! The dink had it coming.
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Male 69
3rd or 4th repost..
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Male 4,793
i saw this a long time ago, second time seeing it i wonder if its fake, what do u guys think? there was no blood (i know it wouldnt HAVE to bleed) and it`d be easily fakeable..if not though, ouch and hello E room.
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Male 2,510
older than hitler`s granmother.
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Male 331
old, repost, boring etc......
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Female 2,249
pain and scissors! yay!

i want to try that with a giant block of cheese instead of some guy`s arm...

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Male 2,388
AHHA teh internetz shuld have spewed this years ago
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Male 1,204
"
Old and fake, somewhat like your mom."

hurrah for superjesus!
although i hear much argument teh interwebz not lie to me, so i not truth you! i thumb my nose to you, unkindly sire!

should stop going on i-am-bored.com at 4:00am not good for brain pinky slushy thirsty

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Male 493
Wow this is old.
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Male 231
yeah he deserved to get stabbed with scissors for spraying water at a kid.
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Male 9
Oh, and Cutsman by Horse the Band.
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Male 5,314
older than teh internetz
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Male 9
hehe, KeVsTeR2475`s pic is GIR. I remember that show.
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Male 3,255
lol, wasn`t this the second video ever uploaded to the internet? :P
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Male 1,835
i learned how to do that, just in case that happens to me... which it will
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Male 512
Wow...either he has no pain threshold, or he`s really good at not showing it >_>
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Female 2,289
I can`t help but laugh...

I would have shoved the scissors up the "geeks" ass.

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Male 288
EXTREMELY PHUKING OLD...
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Female 590
This was at my boyfriend`s high school haha.
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Male 276
and he finnally reveals his ninja throwign arm
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Male 436
Oldie but a goodie.

I wonder if he practiced his throw, foreseeing a possible need for throwing scissors?

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Male 82
this is old but eh
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Male 30
Yeah...I woulda thrown my knife at him instead. Much better chance of getting stuck like that.
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Female 652
ouch
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Male 1,219
Nice. I hate people like that.
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Female 778
he totally deserved that. i laughed.
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Female 493
Jeez.

That guy was sending mega douche vibes.

He totally deserved it.

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Female 15,763
Snoop, I can`t quite tell if you`re insulting IAB or the people that commented because that astounding use of grammar, but these are all user submitted and you aren`t paying for any of it. If we only accepted suer submitted links that were from the last month, we`d have one link a day.

I hope he doesn`t take those scissors out... at least until he`s over a sink or something.

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Female 1,604
i`ve seen it before but always fun to see dumbasses in action more than once lol
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Female 675
pahaha! thats great. hes like WTF?! there are fing scissors in my fing arm!
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Male 480
notice its posted on YOUTUBE on august 06 2006

imagine how many times everyone has seen this

If you recently discovered INTERNET or YOUTUBE, please dont be amazed and flooding blogs, forums, or IAB with reposts and lagged contents.

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Male 1,244
I too have never seen this video... o_O
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Male 814
wow....i downloaded this vid 3.5 years ago
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Male 488
ive never seen this before. kinda dumb and gay
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Female 1,545
I`ve never seen this...

And that`s awkward

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Male 426
i think my grandma might be the only person who hasn`t seen this before...ugh.
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Male 9,305
Wow I thought I`d never see that video again... o_o; Amazing it`s survived this long.
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Female 4,197
it may be old, fake and reposted or whatever - but i havent seen it cause i have not been sitting on the internet since "forever"

it made me ill though...

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Male 386
Old and fake, somewhat like your mom.
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Female 161
indeed. i saw this here years ago!
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Male 28
older than everything forever
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Male 1,837
anciently aged.
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Female 8
Hilerious
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Male 2,855
oh god, that looks soo fake
for scissors of that size to stand on his arm like that it would have to penetrate deep enough to draw blood, thats just skin colored tape
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Male 817
Squab, It`s "Cutsman" by Horse The Band.

I`ll send you an address later for those props. They`ll come in handy for the play I`m holding.

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Female 741
i could have sworn I saw this ages ago on here.
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Male 55
Bah would`ve been cooler if it hit him in the neck and he was bleeding profusely screaming and rolling around the floor.

But srsly that was cool.

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Male 701
I never get tired of seeing that douchebag get that in his arm.
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Male 132
lol. "Little android man
-born without a soul
without that force of reason-
the scissors took control.
Little android man-
born without a heart
if he`s in your vicinity he`ll cut you apart!"

props to anyone who knows that song ^

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Female 1,142
Love that "Now I have to go to the hospital..." attitude.
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Male 788
Link: Scissors Attack [Rate Link] - Why you shouldn`t pick on the geeky kids...
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