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Date: 02/15/09 11:53 AM

32 Responses to Request Your Bit Of Obama`s Stimulus Package Plan

  1. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    Link: Request Your Bit Of Obama`s Stimulus Package Plan - Make sure to get your fair share of the plunder by filling in a few tiny details.
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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    umm, its okay i guess... is the rest of it the actual stimulus plan?
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Haha, I would fill it in, but I`m afraid the FBI will suddenly drop from the ceiling and arrest me.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    lol

    Yes Lady Morgue. It`s real. I`m getting my million dollars and free weird al tickets for life. <3

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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    that was kinda funny
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

    (including transfer of funds to Frederick Livingstoned for the Frederick Livingstoned Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

    For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $2,000,000 shall be paid directly to Frederick Livingstoned in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Frederick Livingstoned to To fund my knowledge in the effects of DMT on tortoises during WWII film reruns or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Frederick Livingstoned will receive free Big Brother tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Frederick Livingstoned shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointme

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    wait... what?
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Haha, "Stimulate me!"
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Nice. I can`t wait... I am so dumb... onyl; requesting 4000 dollars x.x At least Mrs. Imma-miss-51 votes will be kicked off... (too bad it`s not real)
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    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    And that is political satire at its best... too bad it`s also true.
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    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Man, they can even keep pthe money if we can kick Jack Murtha out of Congress
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    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Ha ha I wish it was true
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    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    why do u say this is fake?
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    YAY!!! My request was approved!
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    Toxicityrckr Male 18-29
    138 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    I requested the full amount possible. I want to build a network of automatic bongs, for 33 people, with automatic lighters.
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    kinkyduck Female 18-29
    26 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    haha, that was amusing...
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    TeChNo_RaVe Female 18-29
    160 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    amusing.. i wish it could happen though.. lol
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    That was stimulating. hehe
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    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    wai that wasnt real??? dam it
  20. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    just give Prof. Robert Ulysses Sirus his $3.50, dammit!!!
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3245 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    ZOMG!!! akijade, you put in Weird Al too?!

    And Boone, you also asked to kick Murtha out?

    Wow, coincidence?

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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    Probably pretty close to what the actual applications will be like.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    Provided, That an additional $0.01 shall be paid directly to Baboosh McSocks in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Baboosh McSocks to Build an orbital ion cannon to get those commie bastards or for whatever.
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    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 12:28 am
    I got 80 billion dollars worth of world travel.
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    sandrock42 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 3:32 am
    Osama Bin Laden Just got $35000000000 for WMDs or for whatever and free Barack Obama tickets for life
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    orich Male 30-39
    10 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 5:15 am
    priceless
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 5:40 am
    sapnakhana14
    Female, 18-29, Asia
    11 Posts Monday, February 16, 2009 5:28:23 AM
    could u ever seen this ..click>http://tataindicomsl.com/?um=... here


    would someone IP ban her? annoying ass... if ya want ppl to see it so bad, post it, stop "commenting" it.

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:51 am
    "stimulate me"
    LMAO
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    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    242 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Talking about stimulating, I got 420 million to pay for boobjobs for everybody who wants one 0:-)
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    I`m getting 300 mill for alcohol research.
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    pandapo0h Female 18-29
    242 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    borrrringgggg.
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    Valark Male 13-17
    77 posts
    February 18, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    What with the frivolous add-ons that random people have been sticking onto that bill, I half believed it was real until I saw the actual form. Darn and blast.

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