Request Your Bit Of Obama`s Stimulus Package Plan

Submitted by: jde824 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.reason.com/stimulus/request.php

Make sure to get your fair share of the plunder by filling in a few tiny details.
There are 32 comments:
Male 77
What with the frivolous add-ons that random people have been sticking onto that bill, I half believed it was real until I saw the actual form. Darn and blast.
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Female 242
borrrringgggg.
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Male 2,582
I`m getting 300 mill for alcohol research.
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Male 242
Talking about stimulating, I got 420 million to pay for boobjobs for everybody who wants one 0:-)
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Female 1,653
"stimulate me"
LMAO
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Male 384
sapnakhana14
Female, 18-29, Asia
11 Posts Monday, February 16, 2009 5:28:23 AM
could u ever seen this ..click>http://tataindicomsl.com/?um=... here


would someone IP ban her? annoying ass... if ya want ppl to see it so bad, post it, stop "commenting" it.

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Male 10
priceless
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Male 37
Osama Bin Laden Just got $35000000000 for WMDs or for whatever and free Barack Obama tickets for life
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Female 187
I got 80 billion dollars worth of world travel.
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Male 10,440
Provided, That an additional $0.01 shall be paid directly to Baboosh McSocks in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Baboosh McSocks to Build an orbital ion cannon to get those commie bastards or for whatever.
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Male 2,313
Probably pretty close to what the actual applications will be like.
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Male 3,625
ZOMG!!! akijade, you put in Weird Al too?!

And Boone, you also asked to kick Murtha out?

Wow, coincidence?

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Male 106
just give Prof. Robert Ulysses Sirus his $3.50, dammit!!!
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Male 391
wai that wasnt real??? dam it
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Male 17,512
That was stimulating. hehe
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Female 160
amusing.. i wish it could happen though.. lol
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Female 26
haha, that was amusing...
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Male 138
I requested the full amount possible. I want to build a network of automatic bongs, for 33 people, with automatic lighters.
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Male 162
YAY!!! My request was approved!
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Male 426
why do u say this is fake?
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Male 430
Ha ha I wish it was true
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Male 121
Man, they can even keep pthe money if we can kick Jack Murtha out of Congress
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Male 207
And that is political satire at its best... too bad it`s also true.
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Female 538
Nice. I can`t wait... I am so dumb... onyl; requesting 4000 dollars x.x At least Mrs. Imma-miss-51 votes will be kicked off... (too bad it`s not real)
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Female 15,763
Haha, "Stimulate me!"
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Male 845
wait... what?
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Male 2,388
wireless and broadband deployment grant programs

(including transfer of funds to Frederick Livingstoned for the Frederick Livingstoned Personal Economic Stimulus Program)

For necessary and unnecessary expenses related to the Wireless and Broadband Deployment Grant Programs established by section 6002 of division B of this Act, $2,825,000,000, of which $1,000,000,000 shall be for Wireless Deployment Grants and $1,825,000,000 shall be for Broadband Deployment Grants: Provided, That an additional $2,000,000 shall be paid directly to Frederick Livingstoned in the form of subsidized loans that do not require repayment. Provided Further, That the funds be used by Frederick Livingstoned to To fund my knowledge in the effects of DMT on tortoises during WWII film reruns or for whatever. Provided Even Further, That Frederick Livingstoned will receive free Big Brother tickets for life. Provided Even Further Still, That Frederick Livingstoned shall be treated as a cabinet-level appointme

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Male 5,314
that was kinda funny
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Female 1,006
lol

Yes Lady Morgue. It`s real. I`m getting my million dollars and free weird al tickets for life. <3

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Female 917
Haha, I would fill it in, but I`m afraid the FBI will suddenly drop from the ceiling and arrest me.
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Male 2,121
umm, its okay i guess... is the rest of it the actual stimulus plan?
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Male 238
Link: Request Your Bit Of Obama`s Stimulus Package Plan [Rate Link] - Make sure to get your fair share of the plunder by filling in a few tiny details.
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