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Date: 02/21/09 09:20 AM

48 Responses to Religious Public Access TV Prank Call

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Link: Religious Public Access TV Prank Call - Smoking a spliff with the Lord!
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    Razamire Female 18-29
    661 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:01 am
    religious or not, I have to say the host guy handled that with class. So calm. Kudo`s to him
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    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:06 am
    drugs kill your free will. NOW GO READ THE dratING BIBLE YOU HERETIC ! OR GO TO HELL !
    drugs are bad mmkay.
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    Noodlez Male 13-17
    132 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:07 am
    too long and not very funny
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
    BORING..... people take the bible too seriouslly,and drugs do not mess with your free will nothing can take that away
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:12 am
    AND THIS WASENT A PRANK...
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    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Sorcery... SORCERY!!!
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    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "The bible has a word for that.... sorcery." LOL
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:25 am
    "If you get into all thayse drogs.....it`s called sowracary"
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    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:13 am
    I found god several times, more then these people ever will.

    haha this guy is basically saying " the devil is free-will and hearing voices"

    haha...so god must be total control.

    sorcerers unite!

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    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:13 am
    I don`t know....Could it be....SATAN!!!!
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I agree with Razamire. The host held his own well.
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I lol`d... although he did do a good job of holding his own. Damn. It would have been funnier if he would have freaked out.
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    itsonly4ever Female 13-17
    72 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Anyone think the old dude sounds a lot like Zoidberg from Futurama?
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    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    "Anyone think the old dude sounds a lot like Zoidberg from Futurama? "

    no not really

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    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    Like, you know what I mean? Man... You wouldn`t understand... You know what I mean?
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Thank you, retarded religious sycophants.

    It`s funny how he learns.

    First, he says `Don`t do drugs, you`re talking to the Devil!`

    And naturally, the guy just responds, `Nah, my interpretation of the Bible is different`.

    So, of course, the guy goes with science- `Don`t do it because it`s risky!`

    Now children, what have we learned?

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    This video sucked royally. First of all, this was probably not a prank call, second I`d rather set myself on fire than listen to a blundering idiot rant about religion. There was no humor in this at all. Who the fu*k would post such crap?
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    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    To be honest I think this guy is really nice and he doesn`t "push" his ways. He was encouraging him to think for himself...

    I`m an athiest, but I this guy is cool...

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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
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    BORING..... people take the bible too seriouslly,and drugs do not mess with your free will nothing can take that away"

    Of course. Can`t take away what you don`t have in the first place. People these days think we really have free will. Even if I were an athiest I wouldn`t believe in free will, that`s a bunch of crap. Either God`s doing it, or you`re evolutionary adaptations as a human being are telling you to do it. Either way, you lose.

    Unless you`re a Buddhist I guess? Something like that. Then we`re cool.

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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 21, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Well ACTUALLY, if you look at Christian doctrine, most Christians say you do have free will. Of course most athiests won`t ever take us seriously, so why would I care to elaborate.
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    AJester Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Every 13 year old on the internet thinks they`re a religion expert. drat off catbarf, you narrowminded drat. Wait until you have a near death experience, then tell me that you didn`t ask for God to save you.
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I like the way he says you can only know God thru Jesus. So all those Jews and Muslims are going straight to hell?
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    AJester Male 18-29
    63 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    For an adult, you know jack poo about the bible...

    The Jews are Jesus` people. They are guaranteed into heaven.

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    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Wow this white haired guy does not even need drugs to "hallucinate" his delusional thinking about his connection with his god. Scary guy.
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    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    According to the bible jews get a few ticket to heaven.
    You know that jesus only tried to convert jews to christanty. It wasn`t intill later that anyone could be a christian. However I`m not sure what most christians believe about the muslims. The muslims believe in jesus but not as the son of god. Just like the jewish. However the muslim religion came from christianty.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    ummm... shadowspirit... everyone believes in jesus, with the exception of those people that dont quite understand religion. jesus was a real person, it is a fact. whether or not he is the son of god is what is up for debate.
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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    shadow spirit this is the internet and there will always be somebody who knows more than you, the muslim religion has many branches but it is older than christianity.. infact i think it is the oldest religion.. but in a way you are right they believe jesus to be a messenger of god but not the son of god in the same way that muhammed is a messenger of god, again there will be people more informed on this but islam was definately not formed from christianity
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    nerdtchn Male 13-17
    64 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Alfietoon: before you go spouting off, check your facts. Islam was not formed from Christianity, but it is DEFINATELY not older than it.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    What`s older than what: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

    And this is why you don`t have live calls on public access...

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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3147 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    Umm... Opie? Who says Catholics aren`t Christians?

    To define "Christians", as far as religion is concerned, means to believe that Jesus Christ is the Lord and Savior, the Son of God. Catholics believe that.

    Recap: Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Mormons, etc. = Christians
    Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Taoists, etc. =/= Christians.

    Catholicism started way before the 7th century, therefore Christianity predates Islam

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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    drugs are sorcery!

    end of story.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    Duck, that lady says they are. Then someone else disagrees with her, and then there are some other points of view. Be careful, I never said I followed any of the beliefs on there, I just posted the link. Don`t shoot the messenger.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Sorry to correct all of you, but in 2006, archeologists discovered religous artifacts that are over 70,000 years old in Botswana Africa, one idol was a snake, the other was the sun. Any of this sound familiar? Religions all, divide men into sects where they are plagued by the dogma of ego and self interest, believing they all have the answer to the big question. I have studied comparative religions for years, and the more I have learned..the less I know. The universe keeps growing and dying at the same time, so do the truths within it.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    "religious"...dammit...I hate when I say something that actually makes sense.. then f#ck it up with a word that is misspelled.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    February 21, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    that was lame

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 4:45 am
    > DuckBoy87
    > Umm... Opie? Who says Catholics aren`t Christians?

    Me for one. Christians believe the Bible, whereas Catholicism denies basic truths of the Bible, such as:

    They pray to Mary, or God through Mary - Jesus said HE was the ONLY intermediate between man and God.

    Jesus had brothers and sisters, well documented, yet Catholicism says Mary remained a virgin ALL of her life and had NO other children.

    Catholic churches have idols of Mary, angels etc everywhere. God Himself said in the 10 Commandments not to make any such thing.

    Catholicism made up a new place between life and Heaven called Purgatory, which you remain in until your relatives have paid enough money to the church to get you out and on your way. Jesus said that salvation is a FREE gift of God.

    And a thousand other reasons beside.

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    JacobTrue13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 5:28 am
    newsflash! God is a delusion! Wake up SHEEPle!
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    peterboner Male 18-29
    162 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 6:56 am
    IAB should have a poll asking the question: Who do you think is the biggest blowhard on IAB?
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    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:12 am
    i think the pope might a word to say about catholics not being christians
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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 8:40 am
    (starts to say something)
    I...
    (notices the religious flamewar)
    (backs away slowly)
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
    2245 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 10:41 am
    what a load of sh*t. that old guy has to think about something more before making a judgment. calls this kid a sorcerer and then warns him about all the evil spirits that want to kill him. i hate ignorant christians.
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    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    February 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Because pot is MAGICK! *cheer*
    Stupid people... *headdesk*
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    Jimboom Male 18-29
    45 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 6:00 am
    So God never told anyone to take any drugs? Well his son sure seemed to condone getting drunk (water into wine and all that). Getting drunk vs. getting high. Hmmm.. lets think about that.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 12:26 am
    They believe that evil ghosts exist.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    Bahaha!

    He "knows" God wouldn`t say that. Really?

    Ahahaha! This video made me laugh.

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    BaleZur Male 18-29
    21 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    wait, he just said that drugs supress your free will? So why isn`t he pushing drugs? Christian churches HATE freewill and freethought
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    kamikazimatt Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 12, 2009 at 8:56 am
    @Jimboom: Wine was a common drink back then. They didn`t necessarily binge on it either.

    @BaleZur: Christians do believe in freewill and freethought. I don`t know what Christian church you have listened to.

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