Religious Public Access TV Prank Call

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

Smoking a spliff with the Lord!
There are 48 comments:
Male 1
@Jimboom: Wine was a common drink back then. They didn`t necessarily binge on it either.

@BaleZur: Christians do believe in freewill and freethought. I don`t know what Christian church you have listened to.

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Male 21
wait, he just said that drugs supress your free will? So why isn`t he pushing drugs? Christian churches HATE freewill and freethought
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Female 4,028
Bahaha!

He "knows" God wouldn`t say that. Really?

Ahahaha! This video made me laugh.

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Male 2,582
They believe that evil ghosts exist.
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Male 45
So God never told anyone to take any drugs? Well his son sure seemed to condone getting drunk (water into wine and all that). Getting drunk vs. getting high. Hmmm.. lets think about that.
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Female 194
Because pot is MAGICK! *cheer*
Stupid people... *headdesk*
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Male 2,245
what a load of sh*t. that old guy has to think about something more before making a judgment. calls this kid a sorcerer and then warns him about all the evil spirits that want to kill him. i hate ignorant christians.
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Male 557
(starts to say something)
I...
(notices the religious flamewar)
(backs away slowly)
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Male 1,153
i think the pope might a word to say about catholics not being christians
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Male 162
IAB should have a poll asking the question: Who do you think is the biggest blowhard on IAB?
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Male 260
newsflash! God is a delusion! Wake up SHEEPle!
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Male 8,300
> DuckBoy87
> Umm... Opie? Who says Catholics aren`t Christians?

Me for one. Christians believe the Bible, whereas Catholicism denies basic truths of the Bible, such as:

They pray to Mary, or God through Mary - Jesus said HE was the ONLY intermediate between man and God.

Jesus had brothers and sisters, well documented, yet Catholicism says Mary remained a virgin ALL of her life and had NO other children.

Catholic churches have idols of Mary, angels etc everywhere. God Himself said in the 10 Commandments not to make any such thing.

Catholicism made up a new place between life and Heaven called Purgatory, which you remain in until your relatives have paid enough money to the church to get you out and on your way. Jesus said that salvation is a FREE gift of God.

And a thousand other reasons beside.

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Male 3,296
that was lame

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Male 1,365
"religious"...dammit...I hate when I say something that actually makes sense.. then f#ck it up with a word that is misspelled.
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Male 1,365
Sorry to correct all of you, but in 2006, archeologists discovered religous artifacts that are over 70,000 years old in Botswana Africa, one idol was a snake, the other was the sun. Any of this sound familiar? Religions all, divide men into sects where they are plagued by the dogma of ego and self interest, believing they all have the answer to the big question. I have studied comparative religions for years, and the more I have learned..the less I know. The universe keeps growing and dying at the same time, so do the truths within it.
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Female 15,763
Duck, that lady says they are. Then someone else disagrees with her, and then there are some other points of view. Be careful, I never said I followed any of the beliefs on there, I just posted the link. Don`t shoot the messenger.
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Female 1,306
drugs are sorcery!

end of story.

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Male 3,646
Umm... Opie? Who says Catholics aren`t Christians?

To define "Christians", as far as religion is concerned, means to believe that Jesus Christ is the Lord and Savior, the Son of God. Catholics believe that.

Recap: Catholics, Protestants, Lutherans, Mormons, etc. = Christians
Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Taoists, etc. =/= Christians.

Catholicism started way before the 7th century, therefore Christianity predates Islam

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Female 15,763
What`s older than what: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...

And this is why you don`t have live calls on public access...

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Male 64
Alfietoon: before you go spouting off, check your facts. Islam was not formed from Christianity, but it is DEFINATELY not older than it.
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Male 1,164
shadow spirit this is the internet and there will always be somebody who knows more than you, the muslim religion has many branches but it is older than christianity.. infact i think it is the oldest religion.. but in a way you are right they believe jesus to be a messenger of god but not the son of god in the same way that muhammed is a messenger of god, again there will be people more informed on this but islam was definately not formed from christianity
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Female 1,082
ummm... shadowspirit... everyone believes in jesus, with the exception of those people that dont quite understand religion. jesus was a real person, it is a fact. whether or not he is the son of god is what is up for debate.
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Male 527
According to the bible jews get a few ticket to heaven.
You know that jesus only tried to convert jews to christanty. It wasn`t intill later that anyone could be a christian. However I`m not sure what most christians believe about the muslims. The muslims believe in jesus but not as the son of god. Just like the jewish. However the muslim religion came from christianty.
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Male 176
Wow this white haired guy does not even need drugs to "hallucinate" his delusional thinking about his connection with his god. Scary guy.
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Male 63
For an adult, you know jack poo about the bible...

The Jews are Jesus` people. They are guaranteed into heaven.

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Female 529
I like the way he says you can only know God thru Jesus. So all those Jews and Muslims are going straight to hell?
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Male 63
Every 13 year old on the internet thinks they`re a religion expert. drat off catbarf, you narrowminded drat. Wait until you have a near death experience, then tell me that you didn`t ask for God to save you.
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Male 1,204
Well ACTUALLY, if you look at Christian doctrine, most Christians say you do have free will. Of course most athiests won`t ever take us seriously, so why would I care to elaborate.
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Male 1,204
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BORING..... people take the bible too seriouslly,and drugs do not mess with your free will nothing can take that away"

Of course. Can`t take away what you don`t have in the first place. People these days think we really have free will. Even if I were an athiest I wouldn`t believe in free will, that`s a bunch of crap. Either God`s doing it, or you`re evolutionary adaptations as a human being are telling you to do it. Either way, you lose.

Unless you`re a Buddhist I guess? Something like that. Then we`re cool.

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Male 82
To be honest I think this guy is really nice and he doesn`t "push" his ways. He was encouraging him to think for himself...

I`m an athiest, but I this guy is cool...

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Male 10,440
This video sucked royally. First of all, this was probably not a prank call, second I`d rather set myself on fire than listen to a blundering idiot rant about religion. There was no humor in this at all. Who the fu*k would post such crap?
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Male 1,455
Thank you, retarded religious sycophants.

It`s funny how he learns.

First, he says `Don`t do drugs, you`re talking to the Devil!`

And naturally, the guy just responds, `Nah, my interpretation of the Bible is different`.

So, of course, the guy goes with science- `Don`t do it because it`s risky!`

Now children, what have we learned?

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Male 1,764
Like, you know what I mean? Man... You wouldn`t understand... You know what I mean?
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Male 164
"Anyone think the old dude sounds a lot like Zoidberg from Futurama? "

no not really

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Female 72
Anyone think the old dude sounds a lot like Zoidberg from Futurama?
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Female 1,231
I lol`d... although he did do a good job of holding his own. Damn. It would have been funnier if he would have freaked out.
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Male 1,404
I agree with Razamire. The host held his own well.
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Female 741
I found god several times, more then these people ever will.

haha this guy is basically saying " the devil is free-will and hearing voices"

haha...so god must be total control.

sorcerers unite!

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Male 1,556
"If you get into all thayse drogs.....it`s called sowracary"
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Female 538
"The bible has a word for that.... sorcery." LOL
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Male 265
Sorcery... SORCERY!!!
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Male 612
AND THIS WASENT A PRANK...
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Male 612
BORING..... people take the bible too seriouslly,and drugs do not mess with your free will nothing can take that away
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Male 132
too long and not very funny
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Male 1,526
drugs kill your free will. NOW GO READ THE dratING BIBLE YOU HERETIC ! OR GO TO HELL !
drugs are bad mmkay.
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Female 660
religious or not, I have to say the host guy handled that with class. So calm. Kudo`s to him
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Male 1,620
Link: Religious Public Access TV Prank Call [Rate Link] - Smoking a spliff with the Lord!
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