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Date: 02/04/09 12:05 PM

56 Responses to Photoshop: Breast Enhancement

  1. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Link: Photoshop: Breast Enhancement - And now you know...
  2. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    He ruined it with the Burn tool, especially her left breast.
    Try and stay away from destructive tools like Dodge and Burn, anyway. Bad practise.
  3. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    BOOOOOBS!
  4. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    lololol boooooobbbiiiieeeesss
  5. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Not bad for a 4 minute tutorial.

    Now I can edit all my online photos of me to look like I have larger breasts! Fantastic, my life is complete.

  6. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Also, mandatory quote:
    "Those aren`t boobs! They`re lies!"
  7. Profile photo of PirateNinja
    PirateNinja Female 13-17
    121 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    The problem with that is she now has a barrel chest, if you look to the side of her right boob it`s all bowed out.
  8. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Now her arm and back look kinda odd!
  9. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    Vhrelo: The dodge and burn tool can be very effective if used gently and on the right things. A lot of people are like, `Dodge BAD, Burn, BAD` but it only takes a bit of experimenting.

    On another note, did `Howard` sound like he was chastising the viewers?

  10. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Fairly simple. But it can look good IF you follow up with correcting the distortion of the outside edges and hair, not to mention the disproportion of her arms and upper back.
  11. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Oh my he`s created a monster.
    Nah, I figured out how to do this when I was about l1.
  12. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    So.. Canadian people actually do say "out" in that very funny way?.. Interesting.. *goes back to planning world domination... Lurking on IAB that is..*
  13. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    What about the fact that the string that went from one cup to the other was bent?

    OK, that`s probably an obvious fix. And he did mention the "history" brush for the hair. I assume that would work for her arm as well.

  14. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    The first and last 30 seconds was hilarious.

    "Grab a picture of your friends, grab a picture of your mom... No that`s disgusting"

    Followed the video, it works surprisingly well actually. Another useless technique I can add to my collection.

  15. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    I wish I had photoshop.
  16. Profile photo of jumper4saken
    jumper4saken Female 18-29
    67 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Omg I LOVE liquify. Liquify + friends` pictures = BAWHAHAHAHAHA!
  17. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    close your eyes take a deep breath... there you go ladies :D. But really im betting this is a very common technique.
  18. Profile photo of its_steve
    its_steve Male 18-29
    57 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    I think it`s kinda funny that so many of the comments gave technical adjustments.
    It`s like you`ve all done some breast enhancement in your day.
  19. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    holly crap. I actually got a link approved. It must have gone like this:

    Fancy opens the list of suggestions. "Oh no, not another freeking suggestion from BackFat, that douche," he says. He watches the video and says, "well that one was actually pretty good."

    Then his head ecplodes. J-dog walks in, sees the mess, and clicks submit.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
    Hooray for Photoshop, and boobs.

  20. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Sociophobic, you can download a free 30-day trial of photoshop on the Adobe website somewhere.
  21. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    LOL Backfat, I can just picture that!
  22. Profile photo of Windrider15
    Windrider15 Male 13-17
    656 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    semi accurate.
    There are some other methods you can use too.
    The arm is pretty distorted so he shoulda fixed that.
    But whats with the burn tool? He screwed up on that part i agree with Vhreio.
  23. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Ehhh it looks like her arm is connected to her breast.


    Paint shop is so much more simple and you would just have to punch it twice.

  24. Profile photo of quiknas
    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    nice if you like hunchbacked women with gimpy arms..
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Not the best shop job... but a great way to show just how :real" any photo you see is.
  26. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Unfortunately, I am very very familiar with photoshop `enhancements`.
  27. Profile photo of orionsbelt
    orionsbelt Male 18-29
    151 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    and knowing is half the battle!


  28. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    "nice if you like hunchbacked women with gimpy arms.." but people wont be focusing on that part <.<
  29. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Huh? How do Canadians say "out" funny?
  30. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    768 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Not the best, but for a brief video pretty good.
  31. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Ew, Photoshop. >.>

    -is taking a course on CS3-

  32. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    "grab a picture of your mom- ... wait..."
  33. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Hmmm... looks like too much work. I`d rather just look at porn.
  34. Profile photo of Androgynous
    Androgynous Male 18-29
    758 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    ...
    Big boobs without the implants, ladies! ^_~
  35. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    agagagaga "grab a picture of your friends, grab a picture of your mom- no, wait, that`s pretty disgusting"
  36. Profile photo of VagueReality
    VagueReality Female 18-29
    78 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Hah!
  37. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    sweet
  38. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    wow, photoshop for retards
  39. Profile photo of jjohns04
    jjohns04 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    haha... this is just as bad as the old post way back about how many ugly women are "made beautiful" in magazines by Photoshop/Air-brushing.
  40. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 1:32 am
    It`s an all right tutorial, except that he didn`t re-touch the hair, or the arm, which is grossly distorted... People are going to do this with their own pictures and it`s not going to work out the same.
  41. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 1:33 am
    With regards to my last post, I meant he should have shown how to fix the hair and the arm...
  42. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 2:33 am
    Photoshop - fixing the truth.
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 4:08 am
    Who the F is this douchenozzletool talking through this?!? I do not believe that anyone who has used Photoshop in the last 4 years does not know about the Goddamn liquefy filter. I think this guy simply has never seen female breasts in person and does this to each image he has of any female, including his sister.
    Oh and Fillemorte; I think I love you...
  44. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3348 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:04 am
    grab a picture of your mom...LMAO!
  45. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 8:45 am
    at least now i dont have to be so self conscience anymore
  46. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 10:07 am
    hey, Negative One, calm down. Its a video.

    Beleive it or not, many people (including myself) have no real photoshop experience.
    not all of us spend our time indoors jacking off to internet porn all the time like you do, ok?

    im not angry, i just think you are.

  47. Profile photo of nerdtchn
    nerdtchn Male 13-17
    64 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    OK, Negative_One, calm down. This is meant as a tutorial, implying that it is for people who DON`T know what they are doing with photoshop
  48. Profile photo of rro
    rro Female 13-17
    182 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    "Who the F is this douchenozzletool talking through this?!? I do not believe that anyone who has used Photoshop in the last 4 years does not know about the Goddamn liquefy filter. I think this guy simply has never seen female breasts in person and does this to each image he has of any female, including his sister."
    Wow, why don`t you actually pay attention to what he`s saying at the start? I bet you were too busy paying attention to the breasts. : D
  49. Profile photo of scuzzie_
    scuzzie_ Female 18-29
    48 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    jesus christ... to all those who scream about his photoshopping being retarded, u should know, THATS NOT THE POINT. honestly my volume crapped out on me so I dunno what the guy was saying but the point of this post is to let girls know they dont have to feel as self conscious about their boob size. u know, the way guys obsess over their dick size
  50. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    February 5, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    Its not just how we say "out" its also how, now, about.... darn "o"s.... Nothing like making an American friend giggle like crazy on the phone over our supposed Canadian accents...
  51. Profile photo of lesmith11
    lesmith11 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 5:25 am
    Cam-

    I`m bored of you already. Take ur stale-male porn back to ur mothers and watch star treck. No-one gives a flying toss about free porn

  52. Profile photo of richmass
    richmass Male 13-17
    117 posts
    February 6, 2009 at 8:32 am
    ffs i dont need to see that hotcamshow :Z
  53. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 7:07 am
    BAN HAMMER!!!
  54. Profile photo of xattributex
    xattributex Male 18-29
    144 posts
    March 19, 2009 at 1:01 am
    grab a picture of your mom....
  55. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    September 24, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Hilarious and educational.

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