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Date: 02/09/09 03:19 PM

61 Responses to Michael Phelps Pot Puffs Cereal

  1. Profile photo of moedookie
    moedookie Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Link: Michael Phelps Pot Puffs Cereal - A brand new cereal from Michael Phelps.
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    Tekno Female 30-39
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Oh good lord.
  3. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    Too short. But I chuckled in my head at the tagline.
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    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    le-mayo, that was as funny as watching a real cereal comercial.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I`d buy it just for the hell of it.
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    I liked the slogan. xD
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    i would totally buy that
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    WANT. Seriously.
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    Dimebagdan Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Yep, where do I sign?
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    i`d eat it
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    beachbaby16 Female 13-17
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    February 9, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    im so sick of hearing about him!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    hmm...eat food and get high at the same time? BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!
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    aero Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    so, I`ve been holding this question back for a while, but sometimes when I go to rate a link, it says that I have already rated when I know that I haven`t rated it yet. I really wanted to give this one star, but now I can`t. This tends to happen a fair amount to me, too. Does this happen to anyone else and/or does anyone know why this happens?
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    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    I think that would actually sell... put it right next to the Cheetos
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    quiknas Male 18-29
    451 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    the happy retro music at the start of the clip really sets the mood
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    ol` Phelps better watch his balls.
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    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    I`m so tired of people making a huge deal outta this. He gets himself into weed once and the entire world takes a drating dump on his face. Lets have a look at the professional football league. Some of the "atheletes" are ex-convicts,a large amount have been proven to have involvement in using illegal drugs, some of them get involved in violent crimes while playing and are not dropped from the team. Seriously, the line needs to be drawn. Personally I thought the public appology was enough. Why is it that people in positions of power are always bloody drating idiots? (btw if you haven`t heared, Kellog`s droped their sponsership for Phelps)
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    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    This was a big bowl of Meh.
    Anyway, it has no chance on the market because of Admiral Ackbar`s cereal.

    2*

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    -Some of the "atheletes" are ex-convicts,a large amount have been proven to have involvement in using illegal drugs, some of them get involved in violent crimes while playing and are not dropped from the team.-

    We aren`t talking about the Raiders here, we`re talking about an olympic athlete.

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    that was solely meant to be a shot at the raiders, not a counter point, just in case you couldn`t tell.
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    turkeyman Male 13-17
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    those were coco puffs
  22. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    @aquaman: "I`m so tired of people making a huge deal outta this. He gets himself into weed once and the entire world takes a drating dump on his face."

    But is it REALLY that hard to just avoid drugs altogether? No.

    "Lets have a look at the professional football league. Some of the "atheletes" are ex-convicts,a large amount have been proven to have involvement in using illegal drugs, some of them get involved in violent crimes while playing and are not dropped from the team."

    While I agree with you that some of these people aren`t the best people and some shouldn`t be allowed to play, most of those same people are people that no one has every heard of. Phelps won 8 gold medals at Beijing representing the USA and became a huge inspiration and role model to tons of kids I`m sure. Then he goes and does something stupid like this. Whether he wants to be or not, he`s a role model, unlike many of those NFL players, and he needs to be more responsible.

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    SlowestMe Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Michael will have an agressive testicles cancer.
  24. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    So much potential wasted on such a short parody.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Now I want Cocoa Puffs...
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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    mmmmmmmmmmmmm coco puffs....mmmmmmmm pot................mmmmmmmmm Michael Phelps
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    CharlieA Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    @aquaman: "I`m so tired of people making a huge deal outta this. He gets himself into weed once and the entire world takes a drating dump on his face."

    Right. There will be more of this to follow...

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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    I`m sure if he was drinking a beer it would be alright. Stupid laws...
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    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 9, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Weak,


    The media is making to big a deal over this.

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    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    good for him, athletes need to expand their perceptions!
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    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Ok the caption at the end was the best!!!!!
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    haha i loved it lmao
  33. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    "But is it REALLY that hard to just avoid drugs altogether? No."

    so you think that the opportunities of the world should only be available to die-hard law abiding citizens regardless of how much someone works for it and has an irrefutable talent for it?

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    "Why swim through your morning, when you can fly?"
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    Jonatncito Male 13-17
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    February 9, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    must...get...cereal..
  36. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    "so you think that the opportunities of the world should only be available to die-hard law abiding citizens regardless of how much someone works for it and has an irrefutable talent for it?"

    I was talking about how he`s a role model for kids and therefore does have to be a law-abiding citizen. Did you even read the rest of my post? Your comment didn`t make much sense with what I was saying, but I will respond to it anyway by saying that yes, to a certain extent, I do think that, because otherwise you find yourself at a potential contradiction. You see, if you`re a hard worker, you are most likely not doing too many drugs as well, as drugs can create significant changes in mood/personality etc. and cause someone to become more apathetic. Also, if you`re breaking the law all the time, why should you be allowed the same opportunities as everyone else, no matter if you`re the best? That`s like the annoying guy you know who gets out of everything cuz he`s "in" wit

  37. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    ...h the right people. I mean, it`s not like no one doesn`t break a minor law once or twice, I`m sure that most people may have. But laws are there for a reason, you know. Oh, and it still isn`t that hard to just not do drugs. As long as you`re not already addicted to them. If that`s the case, smooth move.
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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    " You see, if you`re a hard worker, you are most likely not doing too many drugs as well, as drugs can create significant changes in mood/personality etc. and cause someone to become more apathetic. Also, if you`re breaking the law all the time, why should you be allowed the same opportunities as everyone else, no matter if you`re the best? That`s like the annoying guy you know who gets out of everything cuz he`s "in" wit"
    1. Michael phelps was a hard worker. i doubt anyone would deny that regardless of his drug use.
    2. why shouldnt someone be offered the best opportunities if they are the best, even if they smoke pot? pot is not a performance enhancing drug at all, ask any pothead and they will say the same. pot at best makes poeple lazy and hungry.
    3. was Michael Phelps "In wit it" before he became an 8 time gold metal champion"? I`m going to have to go ahead and say no to that one. they didn`t give him them win because he smoked pot, the
  39. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    y gave him the win because he was the fastest swimmer, pure and simple.
  40. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    @thebandit, I wasn`t talking about Michael Phelps anymore, because I didn`t think you were either.

    1. Michael Phelps is a role model for kids and so whether he likes it or not he now has the responsibility of being a role model and shouldn`t be doing drugs.

    2. Everything after my first two sentences in my 8:56:58PM post applies to people in general, not Phelps. Therefore, your first point doesn`t apply. I agree he was a hard worker. He was one of the exceptions I allowed for by not using words like "all" and "everyone," but rather "most" etc.

    3. In response to your second point. I`m still not talking about Michael Phelps or athletes, just people in general, and you just supported my point by saying that it makes people lazy, so you can`t be as hard of a worker, which is also what I just said in my previous post.

    4. As to your third point, that has nothing to do with what I was talking about and was based off of you misreading my cut-off pos

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    aero Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    And I`m tired so I`m going to bed, but all I really wanted to say was that drugs just aren`t a good thing and can and should be avoided. They do more harm than good, and you can live perfectly fine and dare I say better without them (I`m not talking about when they are used for medicinal purposes, there is a difference)
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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    1. this incident was before the Olympics in the first place... i.e. before he was a role model.
    2. so you`re saying that "most" people shouldn`t be allowed equal opportunities that law abiding citizens should be, only the exceptional ones like Michael Phelps.
    3. It`s not that people CAN`T be as hard of a worker, but it`s generally accepted that they probably wont be. if they smoke pot and ARE hard workers, then PROPS to them.
    3. We definitely agree that pot makes people lazy and fat GENERALLY, but should that exclude the people who aren`t effected that way?
    4. I didn`t have a 4th point, it was an extension of my 3rd point.
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    I`m so effing sick of all this michael phelps crap...
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    February 9, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    marencolleen: then ignore forum link. :)
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    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    lol i found my hubby eating coco puffs at 3am when we first were living together. then, as I was making sammiches for his lunch, I found a bag. I lol`d for days. i guess coco puffs are good when you`re high:)
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    piemaster Male 18-29
    226 posts
    February 9, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    We should stop taking pot shots at the guy.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 12:49 am
    wtf.....If I was to be in a pic taking bong hits id get arrested....he gets all this attention and gets to have a pic of him doing something he loves on the cover of a magazine? I thought phelps was quite the douche bag during the olympics....and after but now.....I kinda think he`s less of one.....he`s one of us lol. And about the whole role model thing...he has no responsibility whatsoever to be a role model for children....It`s his life let him do whatever he wants to HIS body. It`s a picture that somehow got leaked...it`s not his fault the world found out he likes to enjoy nature once in a while. Just because he smokes doesn`t mean they`re a scum bag with not job or life....I know plenty of professionals who enjoy toking once in a while and I know people my age who work go to school and smoke. As long as you get the bills done and take care of what needs to be done. To the people bitching on here...about how horribile it is.....it relaxes ya...maybe you should try it sometime......
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    draquoir Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 1:46 am
    no offense or anything but if you need artificial help to relax... well, you`re a bit weak minded. All i`m gonna say.

    imo of course.

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 2:36 am
    i feel like they made the video just because someone thought the catchy slogan at the end was AWESOME.... >.> .. <.< :/

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 4:21 am
    -If I was to be in a pic taking bong hits id get arrested...-
    ...no.

    -he has no responsibility whatsoever to be a role model for children....-

    ....every athlete on the planet has that responsibility.

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    aust4beer Male 30-39
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    February 10, 2009 at 7:18 am
    If you are taking sponsorship money from companies that advertise to children, then you are a role model. That is what you are being paid for. You make yourself and the companies look real bad.

    And why would an Olympic star go to a house party and just pick up a bong when he doesn`t know the people he is with. It is his fault for being that stupid. If your going to do something illegal, know who you are with.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    February 10, 2009 at 7:43 am
    He should`ve denied it.. The pic was awful and there was no other proof he did it.

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I really want some of those.
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    thebandit Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 9:34 am
    "no offense or anything but if you need artificial help to relax... well, you`re a bit weak minded. All i`m gonna say."
    i love when people throw the word "need" around like its our only option. do you NEED to watch tv? do you NEED to visit iab? i doubt it. i bet you do those things because you enjoy them.
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    Codmily Female 18-29
    360 posts
    February 10, 2009 at 9:59 am
    way too many dot dot dots juggalette. way too many.

    Michael Phelps is a douche, I didn`t watch the Olympics, weed never killed anyone, kids don`t know what weed is, and who gives a crap?!

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    moedookie Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 10:07 am
    anybody fly through their morning yet???
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    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
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    February 10, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    I hear he`s being sponsored by weed-ies now.
    Yes I stole that from cracked
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    grantsgrants Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    "no offense or anything but if you need artificial help to relax... well, you`re a bit weak minded. All i`m gonna say."

    FFS it is not artificial, marijuana is natures own herb.

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    VINSON Male 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    "no offense or anything but if you need artificial help to relax... well, you`re a bit weak minded. All i`m gonna say."

    So with this logic you are saying that people that have ADHD and take their meds to relax are weak minded? people with depression who take meds are weak minded? thats fu(ked up dude

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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    February 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    yah i know codmily...I was kinda impared. I apologize. But it`s his body he has the right to put whatever he wants into it. Why did this even make the news? Lot`s of people smoke pot. If not for marijuana there are a lot of amazing movies and amazing music we would not have today.
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    chaar08 Male 18-29
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    February 14, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Its bullpoo that they are making such a huge deal over him smoking pot. While you never hear about that push over A-Rod taking steroids. A-Rod is cheating at his sport but no one seems to care. But everyone is busting a nut over phelps rippin a bong. If anything he is hurting himself. He is not cheating like a-rod openly admitted to doing.

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