Man Stuck With Reminder Of One-Night Stand

Submitted by: xdonutx 8 years ago Weird
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

And no, it"s not a baby.
There are 95 comments:
Female 901
how did he not wake up when she was doing that?!
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Female 67
He should do the same to her but on her face so she`ll be so ugly not even a drunk dude would sleep with her and she can never carve anyone again ^_^
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Female 5,222
HAHAHA.. well tbh.. at least he`s not a DADDY now.. or diseased! rofl.. ungreatfull arse lmao
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Male 58
Oh don`t blame him. It`s not like he raped her. That`s drated up on her end.
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Female 98
Well if you are stupid enough to mix alcohol with strangers......
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Female 289
way to teach him not to go and use women for sex and thats it

still pretty bad though

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Male 11,740
It doesn`t work for me either.
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Female 121
the link doesnt work for me :(
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Female 37
oh my god! scary bitch....
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Male 985
Fail?
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Male 21
hopethe punanny was worth it. he was on valium AND vodka so he probably couldn`t get it up any way! that`s why she slashed the poor bastard! should`ve clipped his ears.
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Male 73
Now he should marry someone called
Dominique Slashcutcutcutslashlaceration
then it would all make sense
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Female 1,604
little creepy if you ask me.
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Male 1,129
haha that guys a douche
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Female 738
Wow. Serves you right for sleeping with someone you don`t know.
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Male 48
He was on valium - that`s why he didn`t feel anything
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Female 1,677
Creepy chick. The name didn`t seem so bad, but then I scrolled down to all the scratchings on his shoulder.... ow. Weirdos.
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Female 134
how could you sleep through that?
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Male 47
If a man did this to a woman he would be facing all sorts of charges and everyone would be pissed off.
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Male 533
dude... THAT WAS AWESOME!! those scars will be so drating awesome
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Male 285
but seriously, if he doesnt remember anything how do we know he wasn`t going along saying "oh yeh, cut me baby, cut me, do it again"

she should use that as her alibi.

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Male 285
she was hot.
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Male 367
She needs help...Very badly.
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Female 148
"Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.
She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court."

Oh, for the love of.....

If this had happened to a girl, the man would have be accused of assault, battery, sexual assault AND wounding. At the very least.

So why in the world is she getting off so dang lightly?

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Female 649
He said: `I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can`t believe she did this to me and I hate her.
^^ eloquently put x_x
but yeah that girl is pretty darn crazy.
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Female 2,064
Those marks are really creepy looking. O_O
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Male 30
LMFAO. what a bitch.
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Male 1,232
Holy shizzle that`s a lot of cuts. I don`t think "I went to her place for sex" sounds very good for himself either.
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Female 94
You have to wonder if someone seriously screwed her over once or if she was born insane.
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Male 1,136
lol..what a phsyco chick..
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Male 2,050
Oo she looks like Amy Fisher.


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Male 7,378
couple of scratches, pfft crybaby
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Male 442
wow that is near my families town
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Female 1,412
I thought it was going to be aids, I think aids is worse than this. He sould get pay back, on her forehead.
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Male 513
Here in the U.S., she`d get off easy. Slap on the wrist. If it were the other way around, he`d get years in prison. I hope justice is better in the U.K. What a b*tch!
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Female 1,386
Well, at least he wasn`t cheating on anyone with her... imagine the story he would have had to come up with.
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Male 3,014
Article: `I`m scarred for life.`

I bet you are.

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Male 817
Taylor Stone: "Now he has an awesome story to tell at the bar."

Yeah, that`s kind of an embarrassing story. I`d rather say I was wrestling a shark (named Dominique, if anybody happens to see that part).

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Male 1,704
dratin` LOOOOOOOOL
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Male 12
what a witch with a capital B
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Female 5,139
I was just thinking...she must have been completly wasted too.. but...

she wrote her name pretty well...its spelled correctly and its straight xD

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Female 5,139
lmao...

shouldn`t take vodka and valium together dude xD

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Male 2,688
Now he has an awesome story to tell at the bar.

"Dude. I hooked up with this chick once and she was HOT. We got to business and when I fell asleep, the bitch started carving into me with a knife. I was so tired and wasted I didn`t even feel it. She carved her name in my arm so I wouldn`t forget her. Now I have all these awesome scars and she`s in jail. I guess she`ll never forget ME now, huh?"

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Female 80
Vodka + Valium = Regret
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Female 212
And that ladies and gentleman is why it`s never a good idea to get wasted and sleep with someone you barely know.

But seriously, a lot of people pay good money to wind up with scars that attractive. He should thank her.

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Female 209
you`d think at some point, no matter how wasted or whatever he was, he would have noticed being cut multiple times with a knife
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Male 588
I don`t know why, but when I saw her name was Dominique I thought "Huh...makes sense."
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Female 70
She was carving a name for herself.
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Female 382
that`s creepy
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Male 2,388
Hmmm valium is never a good idea whilst drunk, or even... But seriously i doubt he`s the first
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Male 1,086
What an idiot, passing out at a strangers house. He`s lucky she didn`t harvest his organs.
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Male 650
Well iab, which is worse
sleeping with your pig ugly teacher
or scarred like you fell into a barbed wire factory

i think the teacher one is worse

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Male 777
Well, at least he`s getting a great scar-story out of the whole debacle.
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Male 58
"she seems kinky"


I agree. :D

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Male 2,238
"cutting-whilst-asleep"

wow there IS a fetish for everyone.

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Male 276
she seems kinky, nto to bad lookign either. nto sure if I would like a scarification tattoes of someoens name though
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Male 959
As the comment below the story said, if the roles had been reversed and he carved his name, a star and numerous slash wounds on her, he`d be heading to prison for life.
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Female 15,763
Oh, guess everyone knows my name is Dominique now. ;DD

Kidding...

Usually there`s some horrible unlawful WEDDING, not WOUNDING.

This is ALMOST as good as that one CIYC with the girl and the apple in her arm...

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Male 4,793
the clap? aids? found out the chick he slept with used to be a man?
-looks-
oh dam, didnt see that coming.
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Male 406
Virtual, this is the internet.
Anyone can say that lol.

Besides, since when was this a rooster waving contest? No one cares >_<

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Male 4,004
Try explaining that one to your next girlfriend...

Poor guy.

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Male 358
Now he`s got to scar the REST of his body so it matches... *sigh*

I`ve woken up to worse: girl thumbing through wedding books with parents in the living room the morning after a one-nighter. *shudder* "Nice.. to meet.. you.. have you seen my pants?"

I`m happily married now, (not to her) but THAT day, I would have taken the scars! LOL

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Female 695
Hot.
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Male 2,245
awww... how romantic
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Male 63
From now on, I will only go with a one-night stand if she has a short name.
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Male 787
Geno, I bet I`m better than you at any instrument you have picked up or will ever pick up in your life.

Also this chick should go away for a long time. If a guy did this. Well you know.

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Male 564
Wow, the cuts look really disturbing.
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Male 2,788
Dominique is a very long name.
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Male 712
Was what she did wrong? Damned straight. This is one of those reasons you don`t fall asleep at some strange person`s home unless you really trust him. Fault in this case swings both ways.

Look, there`s an old saying. Bones Heal, Pain Is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars. It happens to be true. I never liked the idea of broken bones so I never played football, favoring guitar instead. I found out from learning guitar that pain truly is temporary and as for scars, I can never say I`ve never been physically injured...I`ve got my share. If you don`t, ixnay one night stands...and auto repair.

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Male 1,365
Wow, she has inbred rat like features, is anyone sure she didn`t gnaw those marks into him?
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Male 425
Her hand writing is appalling, she even missed out dot above the "i".
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Male 2,855
riiiight, she cuts him all up and she is sleeping like a baby next to him.
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Male 54
Although I very adamant about not resorting to violence (particular to women) you have to give it to the guy for not punching the girl after discovering what she did. I don`t know if I could`ve contained myself after that.
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Male 2,395
Now that`s what I call `scarred` for life. xD
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Female 1,682
lmao. wow. that poor guy XD oh well i guess >.>
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Female 1,082
epic fail
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Male 1,164
and here is me loving scaration :) i like people to leave initials :D
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Male 436
Sucks to be that non-nice individual.
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Male 163
Rofl
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Male 845
i bet it was consentual while he was blacked out
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Female 48
hmm..well maybe she was just as drunk when she did it....badass.. not that its ok to do
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Male 406
Great.
I`m now going to think of this anytime the opportunity for a one night stand occurs.
Thanks I-A-B! Scarring people with one WTF link at a time!
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Male 309
yeah when the scars come hes probably going to sue her. and one charge of unlawful wounding? what would an example of a lawful wounding be?
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Male 44
was that a typo under the first picture where it says Wayne Fisher?
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Male 364
Subfig - if he was married then perhaps but there`s no mention of that in the article that I can see.
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Male 31
Am I the only one who thinks that he may have had it coming?
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Male 756
Crazy ass bitch.
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Male 33
Wouldn`t have been as bad if her name was "Jo"
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Male 190
Puts a twist on "Chicks dig scars"...
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Male 153
That didnt seem that bad
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Male 2,199
i thought it would have been a VD...
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Female 662
Why did she do that?
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Male 1,765
Dominique is one big-ass name.
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Male 907
LOL. I would have woken up screaming.
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Female 223
Link: Man Stuck With Reminder Of One-Night Stand [Rate Link] - And no, it`s not a baby.
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