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still pretty bad though
she should use that as her alibi.
Oh, for the love of.....
If this had happened to a girl, the man would have be accused of assault, battery, sexual assault AND wounding. At the very least.
So why in the world is she getting off so dang lightly?
I bet you are.
Yeah, that`s kind of an embarrassing story. I`d rather say I was wrestling a shark (named Dominique, if anybody happens to see that part).
she wrote her name pretty well...its spelled correctly and its straight xD
shouldn`t take vodka and valium together dude xD
"Dude. I hooked up with this chick once and she was HOT. We got to business and when I fell asleep, the bitch started carving into me with a knife. I was so tired and wasted I didn`t even feel it. She carved her name in my arm so I wouldn`t forget her. Now I have all these awesome scars and she`s in jail. I guess she`ll never forget ME now, huh?"
But seriously, a lot of people pay good money to wind up with scars that attractive. He should thank her.
i think the teacher one is worse
I agree. :D
wow there IS a fetish for everyone.
Usually there`s some horrible unlawful WEDDING, not WOUNDING.
This is ALMOST as good as that one CIYC with the girl and the apple in her arm...
Besides, since when was this a rooster waving contest? No one cares >_<
I`ve woken up to worse: girl thumbing through wedding books with parents in the living room the morning after a one-nighter. *shudder* "Nice.. to meet.. you.. have you seen my pants?"
I`m happily married now, (not to her) but THAT day, I would have taken the scars! LOL
Also this chick should go away for a long time. If a guy did this. Well you know.
Look, there`s an old saying. Bones Heal, Pain Is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars. It happens to be true. I never liked the idea of broken bones so I never played football, favoring guitar instead. I found out from learning guitar that pain truly is temporary and as for scars, I can never say I`ve never been physically injured...I`ve got my share. If you don`t, ixnay one night stands...and auto repair.