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Date: 02/25/09 03:03 PM

55 Responses to Man In Fast Food Line, Denied Lemonade, Calls 911

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Link: Man In Fast Food Line, Denied Lemonade, Calls 911 - This man obviously loves his lemonade.
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    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    You go guy! Get that Lemonade! The taste will be all the sweeter
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2066 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    When I first heard of incidents of people calling 911 for stupid food-related reasons, I thought they were funny. But now they`re so drating frequent, it`s annoying. Still, the video amused me. Heh.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    What is it with all these people ringing Emergency for lame-ass reasons? Don`t they GET what its for? Here in Oz we`ve been subjected to a 12 month campaign telling us NOT to dial 000 (our 911) unless its an absolute emergency, so now when Uncle Arthur has a heart attack you have to take the time to think "Hmmm, is this a REAL emergency? Will I get fined if it turns out he`s OK after all?" Sort of defeats the purpose.
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    my bk doesnt even sell lemonade...
    *whips out cellphone*
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    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Hey maybe that guy is a cyborg from the future sent to save the world and he runs on lemonade from Burger King. Now that stupid clerk will feel bad when giant Unicorns enslave the world.
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    When life hands you lemons...
    </badpun>

    ::facepalm::

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    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    These people are getting quite ridiculous.

    If I hear one more story about a moron calling 911 due to a fast food related (non) emergency - I am getting on my Unicorn and offing someone

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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Hey, at least he called 911, I would just shot her.
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
    667 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    I swear they put this kind of sh*t on the news, so the internets can laugh about it... c`mon is this really news worthy?
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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I wants mah lemonade! NAOOOO! >=(
    lol =D
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    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    guy sound like Milton from Office Space.
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    gbpackers12 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Wednesday, February 25, 2009 3:25:44 PM
    "I swear they put this kind of sh*t on the news, so the internets can laugh about it... c`mon is this really news worthy?"

    It was a slow news day :)

  14. Profile photo of BruceLeroy
    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Is it me or is this post sort of like an M.C. Escher-like example of irony?

    The news, which is is supposed to be used to distribute the MOST IMPORTANT events happening at that moment focuses on a ridiculously unimportant story of a man wasting a call to a rescue service meant for the MOST IMPORTANT emergencies at that moment.

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    BruceLeroy Male 18-29
    123 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I said "like" twice. Well, I do work in the valley. Haha
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    kristy22587 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    everyone in this clip was talking so damned fast!! Apart from that it was pretty funny.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    "When life hands you lemons...
    </badpun>

    ::facepalm:: "

    When life gives you lemons, call 911. :D

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    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Sadly we get this often... Also, what time is it, and can I have the phone # for _____? Then some people get mad when tell them not to call 911 for non-emergencies.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    I concur, BruceLeroy.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade
    But when life refuses to give lemonade, you call 911
    XP
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    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Huh, I thought the guy sounded Jamaican.
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    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    wow... tard. they should have just hung up on him.
  23. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I guess he was foreign and didn`t understand the concept of 911..

    ....or he was just really stupid. (Capt. Obvious here.)

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    Donut017 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    oh thank something i was like oh my watch its going to be drating florida...oh wait was it i didn`t pay attention?
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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Is this like fashionable nowadays, calling 911 from fast food places? I foretell bad times for 911 operators, as streams of of phone calls start coming from stoned teenagers calling from taco bell, giggling down the line.
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    phillychick Female 30-39
    11 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    No he sounded haitian so I`m not too surprised at his stupidity.
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    phillychick
    i couldent agree more with you
    how can someone be so STUPIDas to call an emergency number for a soft drink.....what is this world coming to
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    763 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    You would think someone who loves lemonade so damn much would actually know how to say it. L-la-leah-ma-maid? wtf?
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    Rain7 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    hahaha @je_scream
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    haha. that was like a slap in the face to the guy "GO GET THEM I WANT MY DAMN LEMONADE!"

    "please appear in court, sir."

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    moomana Male 18-29
    24 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    its good to know how low this world truly is nowadays. It makes me all warm inside.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    He sounded like the guy from pink panther.
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    digganob Male 30-39
    135 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    "guy sound like Milton from Office Space."

    - 911, what is your emergency?
    - I was told I can listen to the radio at a reasonable volume.

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    joe900c Male 18-29
    4 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Lol. hella funny.

    but why is this on the news?

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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    boring
  36. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    I remember hearing about one years ago in New Zealand where a woman called up to find out the best place to buy asparagus
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Ahahaha, Milton DOES exist!
  38. Profile photo of AndrewST
    AndrewST Male 18-29
    181 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    They took my Stapler.
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 1:16 am
    I love the way he waited for police, and then ended up going to court!
  40. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 3:03 am
    Why do people do this? -.- I mean how can anyone be so dumb?
  41. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 4:30 am
    Maybe lemonade is the new code word for ganja.
  42. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Haitians...
  43. Profile photo of shipwreak
    shipwreak Female 13-17
    8 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:52 am
    ....whatever
  44. Profile photo of jsatan
    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 9:44 am
    I don`t even know the lady and she call me a son of a bitch.
    lol.
    That`s from a song called cisco kid, go gogle and you will know why this is funny.
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    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    lol muslims
  46. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    It sounded like a bad impersonation of the Pink Panther accent. I was just waiting for "I want my aamburga!"
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    Faith13HF Male 13-17
    75 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    ***facedesk***
  48. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    What an idiot.
  49. Profile photo of gcamaro32
    gcamaro32 Male 70 & Over
    242 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Go back to your country you moron...
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Bastante comico..
  51. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 5:14 am
    Serves him right! *phun intended*
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    Judd2007 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 5:15 am
    Wow.... wtf...just wtf
  53. Profile photo of SB8
    SB8 Male 13-17
    43 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
    F-O-O-L
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    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
    176 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    Obviously an entitled immigrant from a foreign land where the slightest perceived injustice results in a call to sheik daddy bags-o-oilbucks, who then sees to it that said burger king employee has their right hand cut off after he makes the poor spoilt brat 100 gallons of lemonade.
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    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    March 1, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    lol

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