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Date: 02/23/09 06:44 AM

56 Responses to Longest Distance Throwing A Human

  1. Profile photo of PostModsleaz
    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
    50 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Link: Longest Distance Throwing A Human - This clip makes it an official throw in the Guinness Book of World Records.
  2. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:51 am
    That guy looked like a doll when getting thrown about xD

    It reminded me of that simpson episode when moe did the Duff "Chuck your drunk" thing.

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    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
    652 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:52 am
    um, okay. lol. poor kid
  4. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 7:52 am
    That looked like it hurt a bit.

    Also, I thought Uncle Phil held the record.

  5. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:04 am
    That looks like so much fun. I wouldn`t mind that job at all. I`ll call it almost midget tossing. haha
  6. Profile photo of Poy
    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:09 am
    This is world record for throwing human??! I could throw baby so much father than this. I could throw the baby maybe 100 feet.
  7. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I think a smaller human would be easier to throw.

    Maybe a child. A child is a human.

  8. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Surely even *I* could break that if I had a smaller volounteer? Her for example, I`m fairly sure I could throw a good 50 feet.
  9. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:19 am
    "I think a smaller human would be easier to throw.

    Maybe a child. A child is a human. "

    Most kids I know would LOVE this.

  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Yea. My 10 year old daughter is ready to sign up.
  11. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    February 23, 2009 at 8:23 am
    I believe it was The Killers who said:

    "Are we human? Or are we javelin?"

    Well, something like that anyways.

  12. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Grab them by the feet and use a shot put technique, that would get it much further.
  13. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:41 am
    I have the longest distance throwing a potato wrapped in a phone cord and covered in strawberry jam, but Guinness never called me about it.
  14. Profile photo of awesomo
    awesomo Male 13-17
    245 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Who`s up for a petition to get this guy included in the next book?

    "I have the longest distance throwing a potato wrapped in a phone cord and covered in strawberry jam, but Guinness never called me about it."

  15. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:01 am
    It would have been funnier if it was a midget.
  16. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:04 am
    im up for it, ranndythefool, imma make u a star
  17. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:59 am
    I wantsta be a star!!!!!

    IAB can become the home of the most members with pathetic Guinness world records (and that`s saying a lot).

  18. Profile photo of georgeg1994
    georgeg1994 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:09 am
    i`d just throw a baby
  19. Profile photo of uunnfair_4ol
    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:10 am
    poor guy getting tossed
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
    I want that guy who got tossed job
  21. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:41 am
    Wtf?
  22. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:47 am
    weird
  23. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:54 am
    i would hate be go to a party and have him be the bouncer
  24. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Why?

    Talk about an atomic wedgie!!

  25. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    me and my friend would so win.

    unfortunatly, i would be thrown

  26. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    "yeah...i`m a world record holder - kinda"
    "what dya mean"
    "well i am the furthest ever thrown human"
    "wow..."
  27. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    poor little guy being thrown!
  28. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    He should have thrown a midget
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I bet Brett Favre could throw one of those octuplet babies farther than that.
  30. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    omgomgomg

    THROW ME NEXT

  31. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    3:37... does he say Al Qaeda? ?!
  32. Profile photo of yizax
    yizax Male 18-29
    30 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    He doesnt say "Al Qaeda" he says "La caida" wich means the fall
  33. Profile photo of wildde
    wildde Male 13-17
    163 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I trust him that far now.
  34. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    That actually looks like fun...
  35. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    I was expecting further. TV has ruined things for me
  36. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    February 23, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    In the slomo you can see him go *FLOP* on the ground...
    It DOES look like fun...if you`re the one doing the throwing.
  37. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I was expecting a midget...
  38. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    hahaha
    he stays so stiff in the air ^^
  39. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    wow, i thought the Chinese had some weird asss sitt on their telly,but you Spanish are just as fudgeced up.. thats some heavy doppe there
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    So... not a little person?

    Color me surprised.

  41. Profile photo of anaesthes1a
    anaesthes1a Female 18-29
    108 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Well that puts a new spin on the saying "I don`t trust you as far as I can throw you"
  42. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    he would have thrown oppie to the moon
  43. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    February 23, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    yeh as soon as i read the description i pictured a midget being thrown by goliath
  44. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3288 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:20 am
    Why are foreign hostesses always so attractive?

    Anyhow, can I volunteer?
    6`, 130 pounds, moderate pain tolerance.

    I just need a partner...

  45. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 2:55 am
    Why are huge bald guys always called skip? People from latin countries come to the u.s. to work and all we can do is go to latin countries to throw people? WTF
  46. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 3:50 am
    look at the guy spin through the air!
  47. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:09 am
    that guy can probably trust alot of people

  48. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 6:46 am
    I wanna see that on hi-speed! Let`s get some extra cameras on that. I want to see the moment of impact, his whole body probably deformed. ^w^
  49. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1654 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 9:38 am
    The kid that got thrown...
    I want his job :)
    Seriously, how much fun would it be to just have random guys throwing you around all day?
    In a non-violent, non-perverted way of course...
  50. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 10:13 am
    wow, i thought the Chinese had some weird asss sitt on their telly,but you Spanish are just as fudgeced up.. thats some heavy doppe there
  51. Profile photo of Riceslayer
    Riceslayer Male 18-29
    68 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    i have bad news. i was THROWN out of work today. ha.ha.ha. cheap laguh.
  52. Profile photo of papasmurfe
    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    couldnt you just get a small child and throw him like 40 feet. i mean get a baby wrap em up in a blanket and football that bitch.
  53. Profile photo of luptonicedte
    luptonicedte Male 18-29
    98 posts
    February 24, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Nice catch there, Boredx12..

    Fun job.

  54. Profile photo of skipidydooda
    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    February 25, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    you know, really its a team effort
  55. Profile photo of diablito66
    diablito66 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    April 2, 2009 at 7:15 am
    bully.....O_o
  56. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 4:55 am
    I`d never say no to giving this guy my lunch money..

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