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Date: 02/03/09 06:39 AM

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    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Link: Instant Tree Removal - Why uses an ax when explosives will do?
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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax".
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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:29 am
    just for your personal reference zoneking in USA its called ax.

    Main Entry:
    1ax Listen to the pronunciation of 1ax
    Variant(s):
    or axe Listen to the pronunciation of axe \ˈaks\
    Function:
    noun
    Etymology:
    Middle English, from Old English æcs; akin to Old High German ackus ax, Latin ascia, Greek axinē
    Date:
    before 12th century

    1 : a cutting tool that consists of a heavy edged head fixed to a handle with the edge parallel to the handle and that is used especially for felling trees and chopping and splitting wood

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    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:30 am
    and about the video that was awesome!
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    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:33 am
    the magic tree transform trick tree to toodpicks.
    always fun
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:38 am
    vv "Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax"."

    Zoneking, I spell it the same way as you do, but even I know that it`s spelt "Ax" in American English. There`s Grammar Nazism and then there`s being an arse.

    *cue irony of flurry of posts telling me how I spelled "spelt" wrong*

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    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:50 am
    Kind of just threw it up in the air. Then he gets his axe or chainsaw.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:05 am
    "it`s spelt "Ax""

    An ax made of wheat? The ax belongs to the wheat? I guess maybe that could be it. The tree pissed off the wheat and now it`s time for some payback.

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    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:07 am
    that was excessive and fun...gimme plunger
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2009 at 8:08 am
    "There`s Grammar Nazism and then there`s being an arse."

    I`ve always wondered: is it still Grammar Nazism if it`s about spelling? But Spelling Nazism just sounds stupid. Hm.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    February 3, 2009 at 8:10 am
    "I`ve always wondered: is it still Grammar Nazism if it`s about spelling? But Spelling Nazism just sounds stupid. Hm."

    Then there`s Semantics Nazism. We get the idea even if it`s spelling and not grammar. Sheesh! (j/k)

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    Boredx12 Female 13-17
    1655 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:11 am
    Wouldn`t it have been easier to use an axe (or ax to all you americans lol)/chainsaw?
    Prolly, but it was more fun this way :)
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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Just because americans are too damn lazy to put an "e" on the end of axe, they deem it as correct, and even go so far as to put it in the dictionary.

    It`s the same as being so egocentric they refer to themselves as the "american race". Sorry to all you americans out there, but being an american isn`t being a race. People will argue that "american race" means people of all cultures and races living as one in the nation of america. Does that mean that every nation/country/principality that has more than one race/culture living within its borders is an "american race". Get over yourselves and join the rest of us, you egotistical self centered bastards.

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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Don`t be jealous just because you want to live in America!
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    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:18 am
    What what!? d wurd ax iz speld wit no E!? I ges i jus bad spelr al mai lyf...
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    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:29 am
    zoneking shut the f*ck up. Canada doesn`t own the world either.
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    ne028 Male 18-29
    889 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:34 am
    what kind of douchenozzle still gets upset over spelling..you can tell his wife will never have an orgasm when he is in the room, homegirl probably gets it from the mailman on a subscription basis
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:35 am
    *sigh*

    Please do not feed the troll.

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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:50 am
    It`s a good way to get rid of groundhogs, too.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:54 am
    "Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax"."

    Peh, yet another Canadian Revolutionary™ here at IAB. Zoneking will have a short career here at IAB. As usual.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 9:58 am
    "Here in the Serengeti, we can see the native pl-HOLY SH*T!"
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    bingo5765 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 10:15 am
    cool ;D
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Poor tree never saw it coming. :`( Let`s all have a moment of silence.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 11:07 am
    I prefer to do it this way...
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 11:11 am
    yea all they need to do is place the chipper where it lands for it to be perfect. That would be too cool.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    asssplosions!!!! > axe
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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    I bet that tree was having a good day before that happened.

    Well, at least it would ruin my day.

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    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Using an ax with dynamite strapped to the blade is the way a real man cuts down a tree.
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    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    At least no planes were harmed in the making of this video :P
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    Adthedude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    I don`t know, why don`t you `uses` an axe?
    You really need to stop complaining about the spelling of axe, in England we spell `tire` as `tyre`, and nobody really cares about that. It`s like how Americans call it soccer instead of the rest of the world who call it some variety of football. But whatever, NO ONE REALLY CARES.
    IT`S NOT THAT IMPORTANT
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    SoMeMeXiCaN Male 13-17
    149 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    zoneking...u drating canadian... get it through your head... YOUR CANADIAN. NO ONE IN AMERICA GIVES A poo WHAT YOU THINK. DO US A FAVOR AND STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BORDER.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    @zoneking. well first off. feck u. ive never heard of american race. if u hate america u hate freedom. and if u hate freedom ur a pinko commy bastar_d. and if ur a pinko commy bastar_d, or a arabic bastar_d for that matter, then u should be shot.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    oh zoneking. silly little communist. if u actually think the internets shood be reserved for good spellers and not massive amounts of porn then please, right a letter to the internet. i say right a letter becuz ur canadian and u have no fight in u.

    also the most dangerous thing in the world is a marine with his rifle or sarge with a radio. so bring it world. and if u think that socialist obama is going to set us straight then ur in for a big suuprise. we`ll probably end up like canada, the biggest vagina on the planet.

    america, fu-ck yeah.

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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Just an FYI "loofahboy" -
    I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)
    Regarding the spelling, if all of you would learn how to properly spell there wouldn`t be a need for someone who CAN spell to come here and point out the mistakes. If you`re going to make a point, make it properly.
    And for the wisdom of Mexican & airsofter, you make a good argument for another problem with americans. They DON`T give a poo what anyone (including Canadians) think. That is what got you into the mess you`re in today, and at some point in the very near future, you`re going to be some other countries b!tch if you don`t smarten up and realize that you`re in trouble because of your egotistical attitude.
    Look around, your bridges are burning down around you, and you`re going to be left with no allies to put out your fires.
    My prayers are with you that Obama can set you all straight.
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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    You`re right airsofter, the most dangerous thing in the world is a US marine or a sergeant with a weapon or radio, because NEITHER of them have any regard for the lives of the innocent people they slaughter in the quest to become "the ultimate society". Well sorry to burst your patriotic bubble my friend, but the planet is learning to firmly dislike the US, and it`s truly unfortunate - because not everyone is a narrow minded bigot like you and mexican.

    Watch the movie that you quote... and you`ll realize that you`re nothing but a joke to the rest of us.

    I`d rather spend one single day as a Canadian and be proud of who I am, as opposed to being an American and being afraid to travel or admit where I`m really from for fear of retribution.

    The truly sad part is that when the time comes in the near future and your country destroys itself, it will take not only the GOOD people that tried to save it by making things better, it will also take the rest of us with it.

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    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    and now i have another example of why i hate people with unfounded opinions. thanks :)
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    well its a war now.

    ur right. u wont kill any innocent at all if u dont fight... ever. i didnt quote that from a movie.

    SINCE WHEN HAS AMERICA WANTED TO BE THE ULTIMATE SOCIETY? WE WIPE OUT DICTATORS AND GENOCIDE. Y AM I YELLING. TOTALLY NOT GOING TO RETYPE THIS.

    back to the point. america is in favor of freedom so if the ultimate race is free thats good with me. the only people who hate america are either jealous, stupid, or are anti-capitalism, freedom hating, dicks who have nothing to do other than mope about y there country sucks.

    i dont necessarily hate other countrys just the retarded ones which include cowards and communists.

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    p.s. wood u like to move to a different link?
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    SirSpanky Male 13-17
    31 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    "I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)"

    Erm... Then why do you only have 26 posts?

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    vv "I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)"

    Erm... Then why do you only have 26 posts?

    Umm, I think that`s what the cool kids these days are calling a "pwn". Nicely played, spanky.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Attention everyone who was being a douche:

    Stop being a douche.

    Your country is better than everyone else`s, we understand. Thank you.

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    air-softer. Are you serious, or just seriously retarded?
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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Spanky...

    I have 26 comments because I have commented 26 times. Is it really that difficult to put those two things together? That has nothing to do with my tenure as a member of this website.

    Airsofter
    We have a differing opinion, and I respect that. Sorry my friend, I just don`t agree with the way in which the US "goes about" promoting freedom by illegaly invading foriegn countries and killing thousands of innocent people while they search for an invisible foe. Sound familiar? It should.

    Opiebreath
    It`s not a matter of one country being better than the other, it`s a matter of someone blindly waving a flag for their country because they are so out of tune with reality that they think what their country is doing is right.

    And Sprinkz,
    It isn`t mental retardation... it`s ignorance.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    So about the video, I love it. I want to make an animated gif of it. Take that, tree-huggers!
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    jesseboy000 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    What did that tree do to deserve that? It was gorgeous...
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    Deejay89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls blowing up trees...hmm
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    amaqdrinker Male 18-29
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    February 3, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    a tree exploded... awesome. and i can clearly see the connection between that and ranting about how much you hate or love america.

    by the way i`ve always spelled axe with an e ...weird.

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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    thats not cool, twas a pretty tree, and was alive, if it was dead it woulda been all firey and stuff, and CO2 emmisions.
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    1realhunter Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I think I found myself a job.....
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    man that tree got owned.
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    Resop Male 18-29
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    February 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    "the most dangerous thing in the world is a US marine or a sergeant with a weapon or radio, because NEITHER of them have any regard for the lives of the innocent people they slaughter in the quest to become "the ultimate society"."

    - and yet we have hospitals that are dedicated solely to the mental health of our soldiers. Soldiers that aren`t ready to (or can`t)go back to normal society because of the atrocities they have seen and done.

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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    the only tree that should be cut down is a dead one. That was a pretty tree.
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    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Awww. That is horrible. But on a postive note WHO WANTS A TOOTH PICK!!!
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    VirtualParty Male 18-29
    787 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    It was one of those huge cool looking trees in the middle of a huge field you could just sit under and go to sleep.

    BUT IT GOT OWNED

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    February 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Pow, right in the kisser.
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    parkm Male 13-17
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    February 5, 2009 at 3:30 am
    Zoneking,Canada is just like America.
    except really drating cold
    and suckish
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    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    March 17, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    Well Parkm, thanks to your ignorance it certainly goes to show how ignorant young Americans are when it comes to Canada. Did you know that the vast majority of Canada is actually quite warm? In the area of Canada I live in, we live in 80 degree weather for approximately 8 months of the year with a maximum in the dead of summer of 110. There is not even enough snow most of the time to merit owning a shovel.

    And secondly, Canada is different than America in many regards, however since you`ve most likely never been here, or studied anything about Canada I wouldn`t expect your ignorant mind to know any of that.

    So far as suckish goes... it can`t suck nearly as bad as living in a country such as America, that promotes self centredness and the foolish notion that the richer you are, the better you are as a person.

    Get a grip on reality little boy.

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    Starfall Male 18-29
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    May 8, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    and WHY are we arguing about nationalism when there is very clearly awesome video of an exploding tree right in front of us?
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    draquoir Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Pointless. What was so wrong with that perfectly good tree?

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