Instant Tree Removal

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 8 years ago Misc

Why uses an ax when explosives will do?
There are 59 comments:
Male 1,051
Pointless. What was so wrong with that perfectly good tree?
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Male 71
and WHY are we arguing about nationalism when there is very clearly awesome video of an exploding tree right in front of us?
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Male 106
Well Parkm, thanks to your ignorance it certainly goes to show how ignorant young Americans are when it comes to Canada. Did you know that the vast majority of Canada is actually quite warm? In the area of Canada I live in, we live in 80 degree weather for approximately 8 months of the year with a maximum in the dead of summer of 110. There is not even enough snow most of the time to merit owning a shovel.

And secondly, Canada is different than America in many regards, however since you`ve most likely never been here, or studied anything about Canada I wouldn`t expect your ignorant mind to know any of that.

So far as suckish goes... it can`t suck nearly as bad as living in a country such as America, that promotes self centredness and the foolish notion that the richer you are, the better you are as a person.

Get a grip on reality little boy.

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Male 742
Zoneking,Canada is just like America.
except really drating cold
and suckish
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Male 2,788
Pow, right in the kisser.
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Male 787
It was one of those huge cool looking trees in the middle of a huge field you could just sit under and go to sleep.

BUT IT GOT OWNED

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Female 250
Awww. That is horrible. But on a postive note WHO WANTS A TOOTH PICK!!!
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Female 855
the only tree that should be cut down is a dead one. That was a pretty tree.
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Male 60
"the most dangerous thing in the world is a US marine or a sergeant with a weapon or radio, because NEITHER of them have any regard for the lives of the innocent people they slaughter in the quest to become "the ultimate society"."

- and yet we have hospitals that are dedicated solely to the mental health of our soldiers. Soldiers that aren`t ready to (or can`t)go back to normal society because of the atrocities they have seen and done.

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Male 1,204
man that tree got owned.
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Male 40
I think I found myself a job.....
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Male 2,506
thats not cool, twas a pretty tree, and was alive, if it was dead it woulda been all firey and stuff, and CO2 emmisions.
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Male 2,245
a tree exploded... awesome. and i can clearly see the connection between that and ranting about how much you hate or love america.

by the way i`ve always spelled axe with an e ...weird.

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Male 192
Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls blowing up trees...hmm
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Male 41
What did that tree do to deserve that? It was gorgeous...
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Male 2,582
So about the video, I love it. I want to make an animated gif of it. Take that, tree-huggers!
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Male 106
Spanky...

I have 26 comments because I have commented 26 times. Is it really that difficult to put those two things together? That has nothing to do with my tenure as a member of this website.

Airsofter
We have a differing opinion, and I respect that. Sorry my friend, I just don`t agree with the way in which the US "goes about" promoting freedom by illegaly invading foriegn countries and killing thousands of innocent people while they search for an invisible foe. Sound familiar? It should.

Opiebreath
It`s not a matter of one country being better than the other, it`s a matter of someone blindly waving a flag for their country because they are so out of tune with reality that they think what their country is doing is right.

And Sprinkz,
It isn`t mental retardation... it`s ignorance.

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Female 15,763
Attention everyone who was being a douche:

Stop being a douche.

Your country is better than everyone else`s, we understand. Thank you.

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Male 2,290
air-softer. Are you serious, or just seriously retarded?
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Male 12,138
vv [quote] "I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)"

Erm... Then why do you only have 26 posts?[/quote]

Umm, I think that`s what the cool kids these days are calling a "pwn". Nicely played, spanky.

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Male 31
"I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)"

Erm... Then why do you only have 26 posts?

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Male 1,089
p.s. wood u like to move to a different link?
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Male 1,089
well its a war now.

ur right. u wont kill any innocent at all if u dont fight... ever. i didnt quote that from a movie.

SINCE WHEN HAS AMERICA WANTED TO BE THE ULTIMATE SOCIETY? WE WIPE OUT DICTATORS AND GENOCIDE. Y AM I YELLING. TOTALLY NOT GOING TO RETYPE THIS.

back to the point. america is in favor of freedom so if the ultimate race is free thats good with me. the only people who hate america are either jealous, stupid, or are anti-capitalism, freedom hating, dicks who have nothing to do other than mope about y there country sucks.

i dont necessarily hate other countrys just the retarded ones which include cowards and communists.

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Female 134
and now i have another example of why i hate people with unfounded opinions. thanks :)
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Male 106
You`re right airsofter, the most dangerous thing in the world is a US marine or a sergeant with a weapon or radio, because NEITHER of them have any regard for the lives of the innocent people they slaughter in the quest to become "the ultimate society". Well sorry to burst your patriotic bubble my friend, but the planet is learning to firmly dislike the US, and it`s truly unfortunate - because not everyone is a narrow minded bigot like you and mexican.

Watch the movie that you quote... and you`ll realize that you`re nothing but a joke to the rest of us.

I`d rather spend one single day as a Canadian and be proud of who I am, as opposed to being an American and being afraid to travel or admit where I`m really from for fear of retribution.

The truly sad part is that when the time comes in the near future and your country destroys itself, it will take not only the GOOD people that tried to save it by making things better, it will also take the rest of us with it.

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Male 106
Just an FYI "loofahboy" -
I`ve been an active member of this site since long before you came on the scene, so lay off with the remarks unless you do your homework ;)
Regarding the spelling, if all of you would learn how to properly spell there wouldn`t be a need for someone who CAN spell to come here and point out the mistakes. If you`re going to make a point, make it properly.
And for the wisdom of Mexican & airsofter, you make a good argument for another problem with americans. They DON`T give a poo what anyone (including Canadians) think. That is what got you into the mess you`re in today, and at some point in the very near future, you`re going to be some other countries b!tch if you don`t smarten up and realize that you`re in trouble because of your egotistical attitude.
Look around, your bridges are burning down around you, and you`re going to be left with no allies to put out your fires.
My prayers are with you that Obama can set you all straight.
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Male 1,089
oh zoneking. silly little communist. if u actually think the internets shood be reserved for good spellers and not massive amounts of porn then please, right a letter to the internet. i say right a letter becuz ur canadian and u have no fight in u.

also the most dangerous thing in the world is a marine with his rifle or sarge with a radio. so bring it world. and if u think that socialist obama is going to set us straight then ur in for a big suuprise. we`ll probably end up like canada, the biggest vagina on the planet.

america, fu-ck yeah.

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Male 1,089
@zoneking. well first off. feck u. ive never heard of american race. if u hate america u hate freedom. and if u hate freedom ur a pinko commy bastar_d. and if ur a pinko commy bastar_d, or a arabic bastar_d for that matter, then u should be shot.
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Male 147
zoneking...u drating canadian... get it through your head... YOUR CANADIAN. NO ONE IN AMERICA GIVES A poo WHAT YOU THINK. DO US A FAVOR AND STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BORDER.
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Male 73
I don`t know, why don`t you `uses` an axe?
You really need to stop complaining about the spelling of axe, in England we spell `tire` as `tyre`, and nobody really cares about that. It`s like how Americans call it soccer instead of the rest of the world who call it some variety of football. But whatever, NO ONE REALLY CARES.
IT`S NOT THAT IMPORTANT
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Male 953
At least no planes were harmed in the making of this video :P
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Male 144
Using an ax with dynamite strapped to the blade is the way a real man cuts down a tree.
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Male 779
I bet that tree was having a good day before that happened.

Well, at least it would ruin my day.

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Male 4,867
asssplosions!!!! > axe
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Male 1,718
yea all they need to do is place the chipper where it lands for it to be perfect. That would be too cool.
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Male 10,440
I prefer to do it this way...
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Female 212
Poor tree never saw it coming. :`( Let`s all have a moment of silence.
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Male 207
cool ;D
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Male 9,306
"Here in the Serengeti, we can see the native pl-HOLY SH*T!"
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Male 3,301
"Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax"."

Peh, yet another Canadian Revolutionary™ here at IAB. Zoneking will have a short career here at IAB. As usual.

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Male 3,301
It`s a good way to get rid of groundhogs, too.
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Male 12,138
*sigh*

Please do not feed the troll.

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Male 889
what kind of douchenozzle still gets upset over spelling..you can tell his wife will never have an orgasm when he is in the room, homegirl probably gets it from the mailman on a subscription basis
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Male 66
zoneking shut the f*ck up. Canada doesn`t own the world either.
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Male 1,244
What what!? d wurd ax iz speld wit no E!? I ges i jus bad spelr al mai lyf...
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Male 1,244
Don`t be jealous just because you want to live in America!
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Male 106
Just because americans are too damn lazy to put an "e" on the end of axe, they deem it as correct, and even go so far as to put it in the dictionary.

It`s the same as being so egocentric they refer to themselves as the "american race". Sorry to all you americans out there, but being an american isn`t being a race. People will argue that "american race" means people of all cultures and races living as one in the nation of america. Does that mean that every nation/country/principality that has more than one race/culture living within its borders is an "american race". Get over yourselves and join the rest of us, you egotistical self centered bastards.

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Female 1,653
Wouldn`t it have been easier to use an axe (or ax to all you americans lol)/chainsaw?
Prolly, but it was more fun this way :)
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Male 11,740
"I`ve always wondered: is it still Grammar Nazism if it`s about spelling? But Spelling Nazism just sounds stupid. Hm."

Then there`s Semantics Nazism. We get the idea even if it`s spelling and not grammar. Sheesh! (j/k)

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Male 4,290
"There`s Grammar Nazism and then there`s being an arse."

I`ve always wondered: is it still Grammar Nazism if it`s about spelling? But Spelling Nazism just sounds stupid. Hm.

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Male 511
that was excessive and fun...gimme plunger
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Male 11,740
"it`s spelt "Ax""

An ax made of wheat? The ax belongs to the wheat? I guess maybe that could be it. The tree pissed off the wheat and now it`s time for some payback.

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Male 247
Kind of just threw it up in the air. Then he gets his axe or chainsaw.
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Male 12,138
vv "Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax"."

Zoneking, I spell it the same way as you do, but even I know that it`s spelt "Ax" in American English. There`s Grammar Nazism and then there`s being an arse.

*cue irony of flurry of posts telling me how I spelled "spelt" wrong*

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Male 358
the magic tree transform trick tree to toodpicks.
always fun
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Male 354
and about the video that was awesome!
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Male 354
just for your personal reference zoneking in USA its called ax.

Main Entry:
1ax Listen to the pronunciation of 1ax
Variant(s):
or axe Listen to the pronunciation of axe \ˈaks\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English æcs; akin to Old High German ackus ax, Latin ascia, Greek axinē
Date:
before 12th century

1 : a cutting tool that consists of a heavy edged head fixed to a handle with the edge parallel to the handle and that is used especially for felling trees and chopping and splitting wood

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Male 106
Just for your own personal reference... it`s spelled "axe" and not "ax".
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Female 230
Link: Instant Tree Removal [Rate Link] - Why uses an ax when explosives will do?
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