I`m In Yr Treez, Harassin Yr Firefighters

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Cat in Japan gets stuck at the top of a pretty tall trees. What will the firefighters do to get the little guy out?
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Male 251
Ahah, they dropped a tree on the cat. Seems to me it was limping off rather than darting.
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Female 1,260
Really? A chainsaw was their best option? Just wait til the little b*tard gets hungry and shake a food dish at him...he`ll come down. My cat used to do this all the time and we finally caught on that he was just playing us!
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Female 9
haha i can understand small amounts of japanese (i`ve taken it for about 4 years) and i believe, and that`s a strong believe as i`m still not 100 percent certain, that the reporter says the cat was in such a high tree the equipment couldn`t reach him.

i really don`t think cutting the tree down was the best option though. poor kitty!

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Male 176
Seems if you did nothing eventually he`d drop out of the tree before he`d die. Has a cat ever been known to die of dehydration up a tree?
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Male 109
the music at the end is the creepiest...

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Male 18
There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest...
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Female 1,653
They must be really bored over there if they all whip their cameras (+ chainsaws) out every time a cat gets stuck in a tree.
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Male 384
"shumi da sumi CHAINSAW" rotfl... idk what the rest of that means, but i got the chainsaw part
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Female 37
aw poor kitty - it must of been terrified
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Male 620
Epic
I hereby challenge the internet, find a picture of a dead cat in a tree.

Quit calling 911, the cat will get down on its own =p

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Male 4,004
-We have a ladder, we should use it to save the cat
-But you hate cats...
-Yeah, I meant use the ladder to get halfway up the tree and then cut it down.
-I`ll start the bbq.
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Male 414
"There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest... "

More than you might imagine, thats why you have to wear a hard hat whilst trekking

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Male 18
There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest...
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Male 17,512
There is some interesting data concerning cats falling and survival rate.

Cats have survived falls from 32 stories

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Male 838
"oh man. There`s a cat stuck in the tree. How are we getting it down?"
"Well, let`s climb half-way up the tree, then chainsaw it down."
"Oh ok, awesome... Wait... What? Chainsaw what down? The tree? And what about the freaking cat?"

Really? Chainsaw the tree to get the cat down? This is what they come up with? Dear lord, I pray that I`ll never be in the position to need rescuing by these people.

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Male 2,076
Let`s find the problem in their logic:

"The cat is stuck in the tree. How shall we get it down?"

"Let`s kill it."

"Excellent idea...but we need to get it down too."

"Let`s cut a huge portion of the tree off."

"Do it."

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Female 29
i almost cried watching that.
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Female 779
When that cat fell, it sure as hell looked like it was limping away. drat I`m pissed off now. >:@
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Male 1,162
wow. Cat was like "yer gunna do WUT?! SHEEEEE-"
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Female 779
Rofl, that is to stupid to be real. Yet it is. O.O Seriiously they are going to kill the effin` cat! Dumbasses...
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Female 209
awwww tats soooo mean wtf if that was my kittie id take the chainsaw and cut the dudes leg off
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Female 5,222
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD!!! T_T that was insane!! XD
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Male 1,347
Why`d the tree have to be cut for some stupid cat-not against cats. Shoulda just shook it out or waited until in passed out. Tranqs anyone?
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Female 15,763
Ahahaha. When it doubt, use a chainsaw.
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Male 103
wtf, fu king japanese retards
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Male 243
lol i didnt think cats really got stuck in trees. and the method they used to get the cat down. GENIUS.
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Male 362
what exactly were they trying to do? i cant imagine anybody thinking that cutting the tree down was the best option... unless they were just cutting the tree down and a cat happened to be on it.
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Female 267
"Peterboner: Why do some people insist on broadcasting how ignorant they are to the world? Is their ignorance a source of pride?"

Obviously you`re the poster child of ignorance. Ever hear of sarcasm? Apparently not.

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Female 602
I`m getting a big gray square instead of a kitty video. >: -(
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Female 163
I love the big pink !? that apeared as they were chainsawng the tree :D i lol`d
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Female 198
I was so ready for that cat to just climb another tree. I mean, I would be terrified if I was stuck in a tree and their solution was to cut it down. I would want to get away from the men with the chainsaw.
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Female 2,064
The tree looked like it was next to a building. Couldn`t they just...get a big plank or something and make a bridge from there to the tree instead of having to cut it down?
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Male 247
I am convinced that in reaction to the false rumors perpetuated on this site regarding the death of Ebaum`s World, they have unleashed every douchebag member of that site and commanded them to go and post in IAB`s comment forums.
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Female 193
No, actually, the japanese adore cats. It`s portions of dogs that are sold as cuisine or decoration.

Aside from that.. I don`t like the way they did it. What if the cat decided to hold on instead of jumping? They could have crushed it.

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Male 701
Kitty looks cute. :D

There`s always a lot of dumb comments, TKD_Master.

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Male 1,526
cats can get down on their own. drating japs
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Male 4,793
wow, full of dumb comments today arent we, IAB? `that will learn it` seriously? you from ebaums?!

why couldnt they just..idk, climb the tree?

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Male 162
"Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper. "

"U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

Why do some people insist on broadcasting how ignorant they are to the world? Is their ignorance a source of pride?

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Female 587
the kitty looks traumatized at the end
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Male 76
I`d have told him to go call a bunch of black guys f*gs and see if they didnt get pissed ^_^
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Female 5,139
"Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:36:18 PM
that will learn it - setting fire to the tree would have also worked"

It`s teach... "that will teach it"

¬.¬

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Male 315
"I think that whole cats for food is China, not Japan."

And that is mainly in poor/desperate where the people have nothing to eat anyway.

If you end up starving too and there is nothing else available, you`d eat a cat too.

I hate it when people assume Japan and China are the same.
I once met a guy who thought that China was a city in Japan and black people have no emotions.
Yes, I punched his dumb face eight times.

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Male 89
Genius... pure genius.
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Female 400
I think that whole cats for food is China, not Japan.
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Female 960
Man, you guys are f*cking retarded.
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Male 38
that will learn it - setting fire to the tree would have also worked
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Female 4,028
Because making the cat fall down with the tree is better...
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Male 2,344
I`m sure that cat lost about 3 pounds in crapping itself.
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Male 564
Haha, that was cool
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Male 315
"Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper. "
"U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

I know that the Midwest is pretty much hopeless for education (Excluding colleges), but come on...
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Egad you two are stupid.

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Male 8,302
(Not Real) Translation (remember they`re Japanese): "Aw you guys, I only lesponded to the call because you said we had 10 year old pussy up a tree... you lick lolled me again!"
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Male 418
I bet that`s the last time the stupid cat comes up with that idea for getting attention
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Male 8,302
> emzrok
> really? really? have cats EVER died from falling from a tall height? like, really?

Yes. Cats tendons are designed to absorb high-speed impacts, but there are limits to what they can take, as with any living body. Cats can generally absorb anything up to about 50% of terminal velocity, ie roughly 3 seconds falling, about 29 metres. But above that, they are likely to be killed.

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Male 2,028
Aww, that cat was so cute. Poor little kitty getting stuck up in a tree.
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Female 1
"U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

You are a idiot. really you are just stupid as hell.

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Female 1,306
really? really? have cats EVER died from falling from a tall height? like, really?
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Male 1,803
Seriously though, that`s the funniest pooe I`ve seen in weeks.
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Male 1,803
Leave it up there, it`ll come down when it`s hungry..
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Male 2,172
I wonder if they save people stuck in tree the same way.
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Male 516
Hmm...

I sense ethnocentrism from the I-A-B community.

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Female 67
U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there.
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Female 913
poor kitteh
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Male 553
lol the cat landed on its head then a 15 foot tree landed on top of the cat LOL :D
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Female 152
I was horrified while watching this. Was that REALLY the best idea they could come up with?
"Hmm. He is pretty high up. Oh I know! Lets cut the tree down and let him possibly fall to his death!"
"HURRAY!!! Our wonderfully intelligent hero!"
I know that the cat seems ok... but I have to wonder if this is how they treat people too when they need rescuing.
"Hmmm. Burning building, eh? OH! Lets make smores and let them find their own way out!"
"HURRAY!"

>.> Sorry. Done now XD

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Male 249
what a stupid idea
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Male 1,091
Yeah, cut it doooown, at least the cat will be on the ground...
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Male 42
I love the cat`s reaction when it dawned on him what they were about to do.
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Male 512
Hahahaha, bad idea much? Poor cat probably lost at least 5 lives from that!

Hope he used the Konami Code so he has extras :P

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Male 281
The cat had an oh poo look on its face.
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Female 267
Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper.
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Male 20,196
Link: I`m In Yr Treez, Harassin Yr Firefighters [Rate Link] - Cat in Japan gets stuck at the top of a pretty tall trees. What will the firefighters do to get the little guy out?
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