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Date: 02/26/09 03:01 PM

71 Responses to I`m In Yr Treez, Harassin Yr Firefighters

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Link: I`m In Yr Treez, Harassin Yr Firefighters - Cat in Japan gets stuck at the top of a pretty tall trees. What will the firefighters do to get the little guy out?
  2. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper.
  3. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    The cat had an oh poo look on its face.
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    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Hahahaha, bad idea much? Poor cat probably lost at least 5 lives from that!

    Hope he used the Konami Code so he has extras :P

  5. Profile photo of Citizen_V
    Citizen_V Male 30-39
    42 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    I love the cat`s reaction when it dawned on him what they were about to do.
  6. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Yeah, cut it doooown, at least the cat will be on the ground...
  7. Profile photo of grahamm
    grahamm Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    what a stupid idea
  8. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I was horrified while watching this. Was that REALLY the best idea they could come up with?
    "Hmm. He is pretty high up. Oh I know! Lets cut the tree down and let him possibly fall to his death!"
    "HURRAY!!! Our wonderfully intelligent hero!"
    I know that the cat seems ok... but I have to wonder if this is how they treat people too when they need rescuing.
    "Hmmm. Burning building, eh? OH! Lets make smores and let them find their own way out!"
    "HURRAY!"

    >.> Sorry. Done now XD

  9. Profile photo of sponged
    sponged Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    lol the cat landed on its head then a 15 foot tree landed on top of the cat LOL :D
  10. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    poor kitteh
  11. Profile photo of stencilcat
    stencilcat Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there.
  12. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Hmm...

    I sense ethnocentrism from the I-A-B community.

  13. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    I wonder if they save people stuck in tree the same way.
  14. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Leave it up there, it`ll come down when it`s hungry..
  15. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Seriously though, that`s the funniest pooe I`ve seen in weeks.
  16. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    really? really? have cats EVER died from falling from a tall height? like, really?
  17. Profile photo of catmaykate
    catmaykate Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    "U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

    You are a idiot. really you are just stupid as hell.

  18. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Aww, that cat was so cute. Poor little kitty getting stuck up in a tree.
  19. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    > emzrok
    > really? really? have cats EVER died from falling from a tall height? like, really?

    Yes. Cats tendons are designed to absorb high-speed impacts, but there are limits to what they can take, as with any living body. Cats can generally absorb anything up to about 50% of terminal velocity, ie roughly 3 seconds falling, about 29 metres. But above that, they are likely to be killed.

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    excelman Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I bet that`s the last time the stupid cat comes up with that idea for getting attention
  21. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    (Not Real) Translation (remember they`re Japanese): "Aw you guys, I only lesponded to the call because you said we had 10 year old pussy up a tree... you lick lolled me again!"
  22. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    "Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper. "
    "U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

    I know that the Midwest is pretty much hopeless for education (Excluding colleges), but come on...
    ...
    ...
    Egad you two are stupid.

  23. Profile photo of trashcan7
    trashcan7 Male 13-17
    564 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Haha, that was cool
  24. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I`m sure that cat lost about 3 pounds in crapping itself.
  25. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Because making the cat fall down with the tree is better...
  26. Profile photo of Crossy
    Crossy Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    that will learn it - setting fire to the tree would have also worked
  27. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Man, you guys are f*cking retarded.
  28. Profile photo of starrstreet
    starrstreet Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    I think that whole cats for food is China, not Japan.
  29. Profile photo of UndKeineEier
    UndKeineEier Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Genius... pure genius.
  30. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    "I think that whole cats for food is China, not Japan."

    And that is mainly in poor/desperate where the people have nothing to eat anyway.

    If you end up starving too and there is nothing else available, you`d eat a cat too.

    I hate it when people assume Japan and China are the same.
    I once met a guy who thought that China was a city in Japan and black people have no emotions.
    Yes, I punched his dumb face eight times.

  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    "Thursday, February 26, 2009 4:36:18 PM
    that will learn it - setting fire to the tree would have also worked"

    It`s teach... "that will teach it"

    ¬.¬

  32. Profile photo of Pallal
    Pallal Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I`d have told him to go call a bunch of black guys f*gs and see if they didnt get pissed ^_^
  33. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    the kitty looks traumatized at the end
  34. Profile photo of peterboner
    peterboner Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    "Great. Cut down a 40 year-old tree for a cat they`ll eat for supper. "

    "U do know cats are more food to them then pets over there."

    Why do some people insist on broadcasting how ignorant they are to the world? Is their ignorance a source of pride?

  35. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    wow, full of dumb comments today arent we, IAB? `that will learn it` seriously? you from ebaums?!

    why couldnt they just..idk, climb the tree?

  36. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    cats can get down on their own. drating japs
  37. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Kitty looks cute. :D

    There`s always a lot of dumb comments, TKD_Master.

  38. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    No, actually, the japanese adore cats. It`s portions of dogs that are sold as cuisine or decoration.

    Aside from that.. I don`t like the way they did it. What if the cat decided to hold on instead of jumping? They could have crushed it.

  39. Profile photo of andystevens
    andystevens Male 18-29
    247 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    I am convinced that in reaction to the false rumors perpetuated on this site regarding the death of Ebaum`s World, they have unleashed every douchebag member of that site and commanded them to go and post in IAB`s comment forums.
  40. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    The tree looked like it was next to a building. Couldn`t they just...get a big plank or something and make a bridge from there to the tree instead of having to cut it down?
  41. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    I was so ready for that cat to just climb another tree. I mean, I would be terrified if I was stuck in a tree and their solution was to cut it down. I would want to get away from the men with the chainsaw.
  42. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I love the big pink !? that apeared as they were chainsawng the tree :D i lol`d
  43. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    I`m getting a big gray square instead of a kitty video. >: -(
  44. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    "Peterboner: Why do some people insist on broadcasting how ignorant they are to the world? Is their ignorance a source of pride?"

    Obviously you`re the poster child of ignorance. Ever hear of sarcasm? Apparently not.

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    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    what exactly were they trying to do? i cant imagine anybody thinking that cutting the tree down was the best option... unless they were just cutting the tree down and a cat happened to be on it.
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    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    lol i didnt think cats really got stuck in trees. and the method they used to get the cat down. GENIUS.
  47. Profile photo of icykitten
    icykitten Male 13-17
    103 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    wtf, fu king japanese retards
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Ahahaha. When it doubt, use a chainsaw.
  49. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Why`d the tree have to be cut for some stupid cat-not against cats. Shoulda just shook it out or waited until in passed out. Tranqs anyone?
  50. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWD!!! T_T that was insane!! XD
  51. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    awwww tats soooo mean wtf if that was my kittie id take the chainsaw and cut the dudes leg off
  52. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    Rofl, that is to stupid to be real. Yet it is. O.O Seriiously they are going to kill the effin` cat! Dumbasses...
  53. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    wow. Cat was like "yer gunna do WUT?! SHEEEEE-"
  54. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    When that cat fell, it sure as hell looked like it was limping away. drat I`m pissed off now. >:@
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    Morlaboborla Female 13-17
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    February 26, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    i almost cried watching that.
  56. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 26, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Let`s find the problem in their logic:

    "The cat is stuck in the tree. How shall we get it down?"

    "Let`s kill it."

    "Excellent idea...but we need to get it down too."

    "Let`s cut a huge portion of the tree off."

    "Do it."

  57. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    "oh man. There`s a cat stuck in the tree. How are we getting it down?"
    "Well, let`s climb half-way up the tree, then chainsaw it down."
    "Oh ok, awesome... Wait... What? Chainsaw what down? The tree? And what about the freaking cat?"

    Really? Chainsaw the tree to get the cat down? This is what they come up with? Dear lord, I pray that I`ll never be in the position to need rescuing by these people.

  58. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    February 26, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    There is some interesting data concerning cats falling and survival rate.

    Cats have survived falls from 32 stories

  59. Profile photo of TheGavnor
    TheGavnor Male 30-39
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    February 26, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest...
  60. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2009 at 12:03 am
    "There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest... "

    More than you might imagine, thats why you have to wear a hard hat whilst trekking

  61. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2009 at 3:03 am
    -We have a ladder, we should use it to save the cat
    -But you hate cats...
    -Yeah, I meant use the ladder to get halfway up the tree and then cut it down.
    -I`ll start the bbq.
  62. Profile photo of Tacos4Brkfst
    Tacos4Brkfst Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2009 at 3:57 am
    Epic
    I hereby challenge the internet, find a picture of a dead cat in a tree.

    Quit calling 911, the cat will get down on its own =p

  63. Profile photo of avixen
    avixen Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2009 at 5:42 am
    aw poor kitty - it must of been terrified
  64. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2009 at 6:03 am
    "shumi da sumi CHAINSAW" rotfl... idk what the rest of that means, but i got the chainsaw part
  65. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 27, 2009 at 9:19 am
    They must be really bored over there if they all whip their cameras (+ chainsaws) out every time a cat gets stuck in a tree.
  66. Profile photo of TheGavnor
    TheGavnor Male 30-39
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    February 27, 2009 at 10:08 am
    There must be a lot of cats living in trees in the Brazillian Rainforest...
  67. Profile photo of clone_of_god
    clone_of_god Male 18-29
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    February 27, 2009 at 11:36 am
    the music at the end is the creepiest...

  68. Profile photo of NowPleaseRea
    NowPleaseRea Male 70 & Over
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    February 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Seems if you did nothing eventually he`d drop out of the tree before he`d die. Has a cat ever been known to die of dehydration up a tree?
  69. Profile photo of meaganxo
    meaganxo Female 18-29
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    February 27, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    haha i can understand small amounts of japanese (i`ve taken it for about 4 years) and i believe, and that`s a strong believe as i`m still not 100 percent certain, that the reporter says the cat was in such a high tree the equipment couldn`t reach him.

    i really don`t think cutting the tree down was the best option though. poor kitty!

  70. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    February 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    Really? A chainsaw was their best option? Just wait til the little b*tard gets hungry and shake a food dish at him...he`ll come down. My cat used to do this all the time and we finally caught on that he was just playing us!
  71. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
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    June 26, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Ahah, they dropped a tree on the cat. Seems to me it was limping off rather than darting.

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