I-A-B`s Caption If You Can #14: The Polls Are Open

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

And they close tomorrow at 5PM! Over 500 submissions--a new record? Don"t forget to post your grievances in the forum.
There are 60 comments:
Male 28
Wow. That`s sad. Those are some crappy choices. There were some pretty good submissions too, this makes me sad.
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Male 7
every one of these is gay so wats the point
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Male 173
so maybe next time we could vote from a bigger selection. top 15? 10?
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Female 767
But I bashed Twilight and the photo in mine. D: EPIC FAIL.
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Male 1,078
Wtf? I missed the contest AND voting?

Curse you, high school and celts lakers. Curse you.

And also, 800th POST!!! W00t!

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Female 1,186
DX
No! I got here too late to vote!
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Male 2,245
hooray for free sh*t!
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Male 886
woot! Last place! (wasn`t really funny, anyway, though, I know) But still, 156 votes is more votes than I`ve ever gotten for anything ever lol.
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Male 626
Uh... none of the above.
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Male 889
@Lion

Maybe more mods should vote on it so its not limited to 1 persons` level of humor

and i dunno if fancy did or not, but maybe you should only read the captions after the deadline to get the true LOL factor in

..and im not blaming fancy for choosing these because there were seriously 490 terrible entries outta those 500

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Male 8,302
I hate to add my voice to the whingers, but I read a lot of real funny captions, and these weren`t them. Ah well, I guess everyone is different, when its my turn to pick the final five I`ll get the same sort of criticism I guess. Still, meh.

BUT I will say, if you don`t like them, don`t vote. No-one`s forcing you. Perhaps some constructive suggestions on a better way of choosing a winner for the future? Anyone?

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Male 1,231
wow, i didn`t think for one minute that mine would get through, i actually liked the `indecent exposure` one better. Oh well, good luck everyone.
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Male 1,704
im liking the 3rd one..
hehe
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Male 247
I would have to go with "none of the above."
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Male 502
They left out "none of the above."
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Male 353
I guess this will be that last caption contest... none of these were anywhere near the top five.
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Male 10,440
... yea you narrow it from 500 to 5, and this is all we`re left with.
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Female 406
I agree with trashcan :p
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Male 4,793
lmao @ masturbating grizzly bear, haha...i really did lol. thus it gets my vote.
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Male 418
I think IAB watches too much Conan!
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Male 564
I think there were some better captions in the comment board.
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Male 2,245
i am flattered iab
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Female 493
I voted for the guild one =D
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Male 1,365
I am in agrement, these are the worst captions for this pic..except the stepfather comment, it`s sick and funny.
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Male 2,229
on second thought i voted for both
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Male 2,229
the change of exposure fit the pic, and the mastorbator bear is down right funny. But alas i voted for the exposure :(
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Male 451
among my own submissions, my favorite was:

"smokey the bare says: only youth can be sent for his flyers" (smokey the bear says: only you can prevent forest fires)

come to think of it, there were alot of funny pedophile themed ones. i agree with everyone else in that there were some totally awesome ones that didn`t make the cut. then again, i have no idea how hard it is to sift through all the submissions. hey, this was really fun and everyone seemed to enjoy it. right on fancylad :)

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Male 2,395
I liked the guildmates one... and that`s it.
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Male 173
Ok i can i have to comment again on the I`M SENDING THIS TO MY GUILD MATES one. sure it is funny, but did not even try to address the picture. if you told a blind man to make a caption for the picture, and all you told him was that the picture was slightly disturbing, he could write that caption. so i just want to know: why would you vote for it?
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Male 173
I`m glad that none of the ones that made super unoriginal captions about WOOD got into the top five
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Male 173
i`m not surprised, but i think mine: ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST PEDOPHILIA could have made the top 20. these are pretty funny though, except for I`M SENDING THIS TO MY GUILD MATES. that could be used on ANY slightly disturbing picture!
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Male 2,506
the firstest was the best!
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Male 162
none of the above
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Female 1,652
Aw, I thought my "roll of quarters" line was funny. :(
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Male 295
Aww, mine didn`t get on there, i thought mine was gewd! Ahh well, maybe next time, but really... these are all pretty bad, the second may be the best of them...
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Female 186
The best of the worse would have to be the alter the exposure...but I wasn`t planning on voting for the best of the worse... so I`m not going to vote either
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Male 19
When Roy said he was going to alter his exposure rate, the resulting outcome wasn`t exactly what she expected.

Awesome.

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Male 386
I didn`t vote, there were some better ones i thought would have made the list.
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Male 7,933
I think the third stood out
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Male 44
lol these all suck.
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Male 2,050
I call for a recount or revote W/E. those are laaame
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Male 29
don you hate stepfathers is the funniest
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Male 1,468
Aww. I guess there`s always next time. xD
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Male 29
YA!!!!!!!! MiNE MADE AND THAT wasnt even my funniest one
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Male 163
Meh. The least substandard one was the masturbating bear
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Female 1,082
agreed emzrok. there were far funnier ones. its hard to choose between these, cause none of them are that good
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Female 360
The only one half-decent is number 3, but even it`s kinda dumb..
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Male 886
haha I can`t believe one of mine made it, I didn`t even think it was that funny (clearly no one else does either, though, lol) just typed it up for the heck of it.
Anyway, I did think that the exposure rate was pretty funny, that got my vote, but I didn`t really like any of the others (including mine)
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Male 1,958
Eh
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Male 334
yeah, i have to agree with everyone else. i cant pick a best out of them. they are all kind of standard and meh.
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Female 1,306
there were definitely funnier ones, sure, these are kinda clever, but theyre not LOL-worthy...
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Male 889
i saw way more funnier ones on there, i refuse to vote..

RALPH NADER 2012

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Male 907
"Meh. All of them suck. "

Agreed. I just closed my eyes and clicked one. Lol.

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Female 9,475
damn it.
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Male 2,028
I chose the guildmates one.
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Male 976
I havta adimt, I`m kinda dissapointed, a read a lot of funnier captions in the comments than these, but alas, I will not critisize the IAB staff about their job.
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Male 779
Meh. All of them suck.
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Female 449
:D I love the guildmates one, fits right in to the picture.
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Female 9,475
None of mine, aw man.
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Male 20,148
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