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there were some great ones.
the voting polls open soon and will be on the homepage very very very soon.
SIGNED, DICK CHENEY.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS THE RESULT OF ABSTINENCE. PLEASE GO OUT AND GET LAID. PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF MORNING WOOD AND PBS.
If you`ve never had this happen, it`s not funny, play Nethack
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HOW FAT THAT GIRL HAS GOTTEN! I CAN`T EVEN SEE HER RIBS!
AW SCREW IT, JUST LOOK UP INTERNET PORN.
BY THE TIME HE IS DONE SHOOTING, IM ALREADY FINISHED ;)
I HATE DYED HAIR!
(okay, I`m done)
"AFK BLEACHING EYES."
Good point Neg. Judging is taken in turns, Fancy is judging this one so he can`t submit but the rest of us don`t get a say in judging this one so we`re cool. But our chances of winning are closer to zero than a nun`s chance of winning next year`s Miss Universe, because the natural assumption would be "favoritism". Still, we submit cause we just KNOW you want to read our hilarious captions :-)
MAN: "HUH? WHAT`S THAT? YEAH... YEAH OF COURSE BABY, YOU`RE GOING TO BE A STAR!"
*flop* *flop* *flop* This isn`t an Open Forum[DELETE]
2 - OH, THIS PICTURE IS SO HOT! JUST LOOK AT THAT GUY`S SILKY SMOOTH ARMPITS!
3 - JUNO 2: DESPARATION
JACKIE: MY RIGHT EYE IS VOMITING...AND I THINK MY LEFT ONE JUST COMMITED SUICIDE...YEP IT DID
QUOTE:http://www.snopes.com/photos/risqu... NSFW :-O
HERE, WE HAVE THE SEXUAL PREDATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT. NOTICE THE MALE`S STANCE, HIS TUFT OF CHEST HAIR, AND PROTRUDING BELLY. THESE ARE TERRITORIAL WARNINGS TO ANY OTHER MALES IN THE AREA. NOW, IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY, WE MAY BE ABLE TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIM PREFORMING HIS MATING RITUAL... OYE, HE`S A REAL BEAUT, INNITEE?
SEINFELD SEASON 5 THE COLLECTORS EDITION. WITH NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE!
TRANSPORTER 12: WE NO LONGER GIVE A F***.