I-A-B`s Caption If You Can #14: Another Comeback?

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in

Time for a new CIYC contest. You know the rules, submit as many captions as you"d like. My advice? Be funny. Good luck.
There are 475 comments:
Male 1,051
Go for utterly perplexed.
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Female 227
IF YOU STAY IN THAT POSITION I CAN SHOW MY FRIENDS!

girl:WHAT FRIENDS?

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Female 227
"I`M IN MY UNDERWEAR AND SUDDENLY THE GIRL IS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED!?!? WE CAN ALL SEE WHO IS THE ATTRACTIVE ONE HERE!"
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Male 86
"AFTER THE ELECTION, DICK CHENEY WAS OUT OF WORK, SO HE GAVE UP THE DISABILITY ACT AND FINALLY WENT TO HIS TRUE CALLING....TAKING CREEPY PICTURES OF YOUNG GIRLS WHILE BEING HALF NAKED...."
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Male 2,388
"A small penis isn`t enough for me i gotta scare em away first"
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Male 15,832
PERFECT! I CAN SEE MY JUNK REFLECTED IN YOUR EYES!
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Male 4
THIS ANGEL FEELS RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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Male 20,917
Dunzo. All submissions will not be considered from here on out.
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Male 20,917
Hey, only about 5 more minutes. Get your Caps in before 4pm before this forum turns into a pumpkin.

there were some great ones.

the voting polls open soon and will be on the homepage very very very soon.

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Male 886
MAN: "DON`T WORRY. I JUST DRESS LIKE THIS TO F WITH PEOPLE. LITERALLY."
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Male 301
...AND THATS WHEN JIM REALIZED HE WAS GOING SENILE
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Female 252
GET OUT OF THE WAY WOMAN, YOU`RE BLOCKING THE TREE!
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Male 7
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO... UGHHHH!
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Male 5
HMM, I CAN EASILY SEE THAT YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE IN MODELING... MAYBE IF YOU HOLD THE CAMERA AND I POSE...
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Male 14
CARL FROM AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE BEGINS TO WONDER WHY HE DID NOT TRY THIS SOONER...
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Male 564
IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE AN INNOCENT NATURE WALK...
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Male 564
THIS ISN`T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
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Female 5
AND MOM SAID IMAGINING HIM IN HIS UNDERWEAR WOULD MAKE ME LESS NERVOUS
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Male 3
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE WAS THERE FOR THE TREE.
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Male 3
FOR THE LAST TIME, I PREFER THIS WOOD!
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Female 362
GUY: HERE WE SEE A FEMALE IN HER UNNARTURAL HABITAT.
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Male 16
THE REVERSE EFFECT
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Male 924
WELL EVEN IF THE MAGAZINE DOESNT LIKE THE PICS, I`LL ALWAYS HAVE THE MEMORIES
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Male 1,627
FATHER AND DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES: AWWW
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Male 924
NEW TO FOX, "WHEN PHOTOGRAPHY GETS UGLY"
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Male 924
HEY, ISNT THE NUDE ONE MEANT TO BE IN <italics> FRONT </italics> OF THE CAMERA?
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Male 98
EVIDENCE THAT CALVIN KLEIN LET HIMSELF GO CONTINUES TO STACK UP.
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Male 924
NOTE: NUDE PICS ARENT ALWAYS GREAT
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Male 98
Caption: NOT SATISFIED WITH THEIR SEAKITTEN CAMPAIGN, PETA DECIDED TO MOVE ON TO ALL NATURAL TREE HUGGING.
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Male 924
A PICTURE OF SOMEONE TALING A PICTURE?! THANK GOD ITS INTERESTING...
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Male 58
"QUICK, HOLD THE TREE WHILE I BLIND IT WITH MY FLASH AND SEXINESS"
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Male 274
WE CAN ONLY WONDER WHAT THE GUY BEHIND OUR POV CAMERA IS THINKING ABOUT.
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Male 58
SCIENTOLOGY IS EVERYWHERE NOWADAYS
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Female 2,044
YOU`RE DOING IT WRONG.
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Female 9,572
FANCYLAD NEVER TOLD ANYONE ABOUT THE SON HE HAD WITH BIGFOOT.
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Female 9,572
Sam took a whole new look at "nature lover".
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Male 43
AS THE EARTH BECOMES VICTIM OF GLOBAL WARMING ENVIROMENTALISTS SEEM TO CARE LESS.
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Male 4,867
IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT JEN REALISED SHE WASN`T CUT OUT FOR GLAMOUR MODELLING
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Female 76
HE THOUGHT SHE NEEDED A BIT OF...INSPIRATION.
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Male 4,867
PETA PHOTOSHOOT
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Female 9,572
NEW FOOTAGE OF FANCYLAD WAS LEAKED OUT TODAY.
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Male 4,867
WWW.GIRLSLIKEITORGANIC.COM
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Male 4,867
"WHY WOULD ANYONE FIND THIS WEIRD"
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Male 4,867
WELCOME TO GERMANY
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Male 4,867
AND HERE WE SEE A PERVERT IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT, READY TO POUNCE
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Male 4,867
"PUT THE CAMERA DOWN DAD!"
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Male 2,049
DOES THIS CAMERA MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
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Female 2,672
WHEN JAMES GOOGLED "NATURAL HAIRY PHOTOS" HE FORGOT TO MENTION GIRLS.
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Female 2,672
"I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FOREST SHOOT, NOT A WOOD SHOT"
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Female 2,672
INDECENT EXPOSURE
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Male 16
YEAH, TAKE A PICTURE, IT LASTS LONGER. DON`T WORRY, WHEN I`M DONE WITH THIS TREE....YOU`RE NEXT!!!
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Male 1,894
THIS IS HOW FANCYLAD GETS DATES.
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Female 1
DON`T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?
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Male 1,231
WHEN ROY SAID HE WAS GOING TO ALTER HIS EXPOSURE RATE, THE RESULTING OUTCOME WASN`T EXACTLY WHAT SHE EXPECTED...
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Male 26
GLOBAL WARMING: SIDE EFFECTS
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Male 1,894
I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE.
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Male 28
LOOK, IT`S EASY! YOU`LL BE HOLDING THE CAMERA LIKE THIS, AND I`LL BE HUGGING THE TREE LIKE THAT. THE LADIES ARE GOING TO LOVE THESE!!!!11
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Male 43
AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH THE PARKS DEPARTMENT CAME UP WITH A NEW IDEA TO DEAL WITH TREE HUGGING HIPPIES.
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Male 89
"NO NO NO! LIKE THIS! SEE, NO PANTS!"
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Male 43
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!
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Female 14
HER SUSSPISIONS OF THE "CASUAL SHOOT" WERE CONFIRMED WHEN HE ASKED HER TO UNLOAD HIS TRIPOD...
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Female 63

TODAY ON AMERICA’S TOP REDNECK: A FAMILY PHOTO SHOOT
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Male 43
I WAS STROLLING THROUGH THE PARK ONE DAY, IN THE MARRY MARRY MONTH OF MAY.
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Female 583
"K, TIME TO SWITCH. CLOTHES OFF."
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Female 5,139
"NOW YOU DO ME!"
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Male 165
"THE CAMERA ADDS 10 POUNDS"
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Female 2,044
YOU DON`T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BIG BAD WOLVES IN THE FOREST ANYMORE...JUST FANCY.
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Female 2,044
MEGAN WAS ABOUT TO THROW A FIT OVER HER BAD SWEET 16 PHOTOGRAPHER, BUT STOPPED WHEN SHE SAW HIS WOOD.
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Male 34
I GET THE FEELING SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE
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Male 177
LITTLE DID FAMOUS NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER I. C. DEER NO ZEBRA GIRL WAS ABOUT TO POUNCE
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Male 4,012
"GLORIA ALWAYS PHOTOGRAPHED BETTER WHEN SHE`S TURNED ON"
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Male 139
LET`S TRY A NEW TECHNIQUE.... THIS TIME I GET NAKED!
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Male 1,704
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY WALKS ON SET AGAIN
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Male 134
"AFTER CHRISTIAN BALE`S OUTBURST, THE DP QUIT HIS JOB TO DISRUPT THE FILMING OF DONNIE DARKO 2"
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Male 639
SARAH ALWAYS KNEW THAT PARENTS WERE EMBARRASSING, BUT SHE FELT THAT MAYBE THIS TIME THINGS HAD GONE A LITTLE TOO FAR.
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Male 135
I THINK I NEED THAT IAB SHIRT NOW, GOT TO WIN THIS CONTEST
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Male 135
"OOH... NICE LOOKING TREE"
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Male 3
`IF YOU GO OUT IN THE WOODS TODAY...`
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Male 125
IMAGINE WHAT THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE WAS WEARING.
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Male 1,505
"THE SANDALS, BABY! YOU`RE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING AT THE SANDALS!"
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Male 882
HE HAS ABS OF MOLTEN STEEL
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Male 882
FUNNY THING IS, HE`S ACTUALLY THE ONE POSING FOR A PICTURE
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Male 335
KAREN IS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT STEALING A WAX STATUE.
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Female 38
FIRM GRIP ON THE WOOD BABY. NOW STROKE IT, STROKE IT
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Female 328
CAPTION: "JENNIFER! DON`T GET TOO CLOSE! IF YOU TOUCH IT, IT`S MOTHER WON`T TAKE IT BACK!"
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Male 35
AH, I SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE
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Male 8,300
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH ON HOLIDAY
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Female 1,095
WHAT DOES THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO LOOK LIKE?
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Male 2,506
since when did bears take pictures?
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Male 602
THEY NEVER BELIEVED HIM. BIGFOOT ACTUALLY FINDING THE ELUSIVE AND THOUGHT TO BE MYTH, "HUMAN WOMAN", THAT HAS ELUDED HIM FOR MANY YEARS.
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Male 78
THAT IS ONE DEDICATED TREE HUGGER
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Male 617
NOW I DEFINITELY DON`T WANT TO KNOW WHAT`S GOING ON BEHIND THE CAMERA THAT TOOK THIS PHOTO...
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Male 19
WHEN HE TOLD HER THAT HE WAS NATURE PHOTOGRAPHER, THIS IS ISN`T EXACTLY WHAT SHE HAD IN MIND.
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Male 1,853
Lazy, the mods get the honor of sifting through the then-30 pages of captions and narrowing it down to five. Then we vote.
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Male 2,245
YOU THINK THAT`S WEIRD? THIS PHOTO IS BEING TAKEN BY A MASTURBATING GRIZZLY BEAR
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Male 1,958
HIM "LOOK LONGINGLY OFF INTO SPACE"
HER "*NOTICES THE TENT IN HIS SHORTS*"
HIM "YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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Male 1,263
THIS WASN`T WHAT I MEANT ABOUT "CREATIVE ATMOSPHERE"
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Male 10,440
heh. good luck fancy, getting all these into one vote-able poll! There`ll be several hundred more before your time limit runs out.
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Male 2
I WONDER IF THE WOOD FEELS LIKE THIS TREE.....
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Male 2
AND I THOUGHT I LOVED NATURE
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Male 26
MARTHA`S GLAD THAT SENIOR PICTURES ONLY HAPPEN ONCE.
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Male 26
PROOF THAT GOD IS NOT ALL-LOVING.
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Female 107
BE MORE SEXY, LIKE ME
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Male 26
DE-EVOLUTION OF THE HUMAN SPECIES: UGLY, REVERSE PORNOGRAPHY
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Male 26
IT`S A GOOD THING THAT CINDY REMEMBERED THAT IF YOU DON`T MOVE, THE RARE, THONG-WEARING-PHOTO-TAKING BEAST COULDN`T SEE HER.
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Male 177
I DIDN`T KNOW THE CAMERA ADDED TEN POUNDS TO THE PERSON HOLDING IT TOO.
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Male 189
CAPTION: "WELL...IN MY FREE TIME I SHOOT A CHICK`S FACE WHILE STAYING FAITHFUL TO NATURE, NO SHOTGUNS NEEDED"

SIGNED, DICK CHENEY.

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Male 18
HANES: NOW WITH WOOD!

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: THIS IS THE RESULT OF ABSTINENCE. PLEASE GO OUT AND GET LAID. PAID FOR BY THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF MORNING WOOD AND PBS.

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Male 237
SOMETIMES SASQUATCH PHOTOGRAPHS <i>US </i>
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Male 3,649
FRANK GETS WOOD... FROM WOOD.
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Male 291
JESUS RACEAL, GIVE IT A BREAK AND DO SOME HOMEWORK WILL YA?
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Male 291
CONGRATULATONS I-A-B USERS, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN LAID
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Female 538
"WOOD NYMPH STEALS +3 HAWAIIAN T-SHIRT" "I SHOULDN`T HAVE TRIED THE ZEN TOURIST, WHEN DID I BECOME A MASOCHIST?"

If you`ve never had this happen, it`s not funny, play Nethack

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Male 3,819
POSSIBLE DRAWBACK OF TAKING LITTLE JOEY CAMPING THIS YEAR
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Male 62
LOOKS LIKE THAT GIRL IS ABOUT TO EAT SOME...

JUNK FOOD!

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Male 291
AND MY FRIENDS WONDER WHAT I DO AT WORK...
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Male 62
I`M NOT SURE WHICH IS PROTRUDING FARTHER: HIS BEER BELLY, HIS ERECTION, OR CLAY AIKEN`S ERECTION AFTER STARING AT THIS PIC.
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Male 291
BASED ON MY PHILISOPHICAL AND PSYCOLOGICAL FINDINGS, I HAVE COME TO ONE CONCLUSION: THE FAT MAN REPRESENTS EVERY I-A-B USER, THE GIRL REPRESENTS I-A-B, AND THE TREE IS THE INTERNET... THATS RIGHT, WE ARE ALL FAT GUYS LOOKING AT INTERESTING THINGS THROUGH A METAL AND PLASTIC OBJECT WHILE AN(IF NOT SOMEWHAT SEXY) APPARENTLY HIGH I-A-B MAKES LOVE TO THE INTERNET.
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Male 451
SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK, BROUGHT TO YOU BY STANLEY KUBRICK
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Male 62
FATHER`S DAY AT A GIRL`S CATHOLIC SCHOOL
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Male 6
CAMERA TO TAKE PICTURES WITH=$200.00
NEW SANDALS TO GO HIKING WITH=$15.00
NEW PAIR OF COTTON FRUIT-OF-ALOOM UNDERWEAR=$5.00
GETTING COUGHT IN YELLOWSTONE PHOTOGRAPHING TREEHUGGERS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR=PRICELESS!!!
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Male 62
THIS PICTURE IS JUST UNACCEPTABLE!

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I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT HOW FAT THAT GIRL HAS GOTTEN! I CAN`T EVEN SEE HER RIBS!

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Male 62
ALSO, HE JUST FARTED.
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Male 62
THE PICTURE ISN`T AS BAD AS IT LOOKS. JUST COVER UP THE LEFT SIDE, PRETEND THE GIRL`S NOSE ISN`T POINTY, AND IMAGINE SHE`S NAKED!

...

AW SCREW IT, JUST LOOK UP INTERNET PORN.

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Male 291
ok my last one

BY THE TIME HE IS DONE SHOOTING, IM ALREADY FINISHED ;)

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Male 62
LOOK INTO MY EYES WHILE I MASTURBATE!
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Male 33
I LIKE TURTLES
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Male 291
MICHEAL MOORE ON THE SET OF HIS NEW MOVIE
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Male 62
THE WAY THIS PHOTO SHOOT IS GOING, I WOULDN`T BE SUPRISED IF THE "GIRL" GOT A BONER TOO.
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Male 62
TO GET REAL FEAR OUT OF HIS ACTORS FOR THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, DANIEL MYRICK HIRED THIS GUY.
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Male 451
CAPTION-IF-YOU-CAN, MEET PHOTOSHOP-BECAUSE-YOU-MUST
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Male 62
JUST THANK GOD HE`S WEARING ANYTHING AT ALL
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Male 291
I BET THAT YOU WISH YOU COULD PULL OFF THE BALDING, HAIRY, FAT-ASS DRUNK-ASS UNCLE TOO
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Female 61
WANNA PLAY WITH MY DING-A-LING-A-LING?
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Male 62
OPPOSITE DAY AT PLAYBOY HEADQUARTERS
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Male 3,631
UH, MISS? I`M UP HERE..
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Male 62
1. FANCYLAD OPENS HIS VERY OWN PHOTO BUSINESS.
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Male 1,347
LOOKS LIKE THIS PICTURE WAS A BIT OVEREXPOSED
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Male 33
REVERSE PORNOGRAPHY
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Male 483
THE BETTER QUESTION IS: HOW IS THE PERSON TAKING THEIR PICTURE DRESSED.
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Male 291
EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

I HATE DYED HAIR!

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Female 761
NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PRESENTS: RED NECKS IN NATURE
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Male 91
THEY SAID THE KEY TO PHOTOGRAPHY WAS NUDITY, BUT I DON`T SEE HOW THIS IS HELPING.
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Male 180
WHAT A ROOSTER...

(okay, I`m done)

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Female 204
HORIZONTAL LINES MAKE YOU LOOK FAT HONEY, TRY BLACK, IT`S VERY SLIMMING
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Male 180
SHE COULDN`T SEE THE WOOD FOR THE TREES
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Male 325
NEVER WEAR HORIZONTAL STRIPES, OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
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Male 325
AND THAT, IN A NUTSHELL, IS HOW SCIENTOLOGY WORKS. ANY QUESTIONS?
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Male 180
HEADLINE: HIPPIES PROTEST THE PHOTOGRAPHING OF TREES.
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Female 44
WHY MODELS DO DRUGS.
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Male 325
PETA`S SECRET INITIATION RITES.
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Male 180
WHY THE F**K IS HE WEARING SANDALS!?
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Male 1,627
okay okay i got a good one.
MAN TAKE PHOTO OF GIRL IN WOODS.
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Male 75
STOP STARING AT MY HAIRY CHEST AND MY BLACK UNDERWEAR
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Male 14
Rachael overcame her fear of the camera by imagining the photographer in his underwear... then she vomited.
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Male 1,627

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Female 195
FRANK WASN`T SURE WHAT `MORNING WOOD` MEANT.
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Male 180
WHILE FILMING, CHRISTIAN BALE GOES TO HIS HAPPY PLACE...
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Female 11
Mindy, when I said I wanted to take naked pictures of you, this was not what I had in mind.
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Male 889
DESPITE WHAT THE SUBWAY ADS CLAIM, THIS IS THE ONLY FOOT-LONG SARAH WAS ABLE TO GET FOR $5.
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Female 186
I DON`T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY WE CAN SAVE WITH UNCLE EARL TAKING THE ENGAGEMENT PICTURES!
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Female 44
NOW TAKING VOTES ON WHICH ONE HAS THE BETTER ARSE.
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Female 767
THE REAL REASON BEHIND THE BAD ACTING IN TWILIGHT WAS OBVIOUS WHEN WE TOOK A BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT THE CREW.

oops. :3

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Male 180
IF YOU GO DOWN TO THE WOODS TODAY YOU`RE IN FOR A TINY SURPRISE!
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Female 44
AS LEWIS CARROLL CONTINUED TAKING MORE SERIOUS DRUGS, FICTIONAL ALICE`S TRIPS INTO WONDERLAND BEGAN TO TAKE AN UNNERVING TURN. CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER BECAME HER ACQUAINTENCES...
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Male 180
GOT WOOD?
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Male 563
When Mother Earth goes away, Creepy Uncle Ned comes to play!
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Female 44
AS BAMBIE STROLLED INTO THE CLEARING, HE LEARNED THAT THERE ARE INDEED WORSE THINGS THAN THE DEATH OF A FATHER.
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Male 485
Man: Can you please leave, Miss, you`re blocking my wood.
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Female 99
THE MAKING OF...PETA PORN!
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Male 14
CAPTION: I`M NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP... NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.... NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!
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Male 2,395
GIRL: THE VIEW UP THERE WAS FANTASTIC........ NOT SO MUCH DOWN HERE.
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Male 14
CAPTION: You got an amazing deal by signing up today! In addition to the package, you get three extra 8x10`s, four 5x7`s and 30 wallets to pass out to all your friends!
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Male 3
DAVID LYNCH`S` NEW BREED OF HORROR
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Male 24
GUY: NOT GOING TO LIE HONEY...MEDIUM HARD, TRUE STORY.
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Male 678
"HAKUNA MATATA"
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Male 390
HEY THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND MY UNCLE! EXCEPT WE WERE BOTH NAKED.... I NEVER WENT INTO THOSE WOODS AGAIN...
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Male 184
ONE MORE PHOTO YOU WON`T BELIEVE ISN`T PHOTOSHOPPED.
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Male 184
LITTLE DID ROBERT KNOW THAT HE, TOO, WAS BEING PHOTOGRAPHED FOR A CAPTION ME IF YOU CAN CONTEST.
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Male 184
MARGARET QUICKLY REGRETTED HER DECISION TO BET ON THE CARDINALS.
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Male 138
"Well, it looks like a penis, only smaller..."
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Male 184
THIS IS WHAT BEING ENVIRONMENTALLY UNFRIENDLY LOOKS LIKE
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Female 7
AFTER TIMMY WOKE UP FROM THIS DREAM, IN A STATE OF DEPRESSION, HE LOST 80 POUNDS, GREW OUT HIS HAIR, DYED IT BLOND, PAINTED HIS NAILS, AND CALLED HIMSELF "CHRIS CROCKER"
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Male 124
PETA RECRUITERS HAVE BECOME DESPERATE
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Male 184
ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL LOOK GOOD ON MY FACEBOOK?
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Male 678
GET OW DA WAY LUV! U CAN PLAY WIT ME WOOD L8TR!
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Male 390
LOOK INTO MY EYES WHILE I MASTURBATE!
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Male 243
"TITANIC 2"
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Male 142
Ok, I don`t think we are doing this right
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Male 1,627
DELETED SCENE FROM TWILIGHT. EDWARD TAKES PICTURES OF BELLA.
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Male 1,627
AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE
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Male 36
OKAY, A FEW MORE PICTURES AND MY BUDDIES IN THE CHAT ROOM WILL BELIEVE ME.
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Female 540
"THIS TREE IS MY SHIELD FROM YOUR SPEEDO."
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Female 540
"THIS TREE IS MY SHIELD FROM YOUR FATNESS."
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Male 1,627
FOLIAGE!!!! GOD I JUST LOVE IT!
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Male 764
NARNIA: TWENTY YEARS LATER
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Female 7
PROOF THAT THE SIZE OF YOUR WOOD DOES MATTER.
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Male 818
you see what I did there i made you think i was gonna talk about the large man but i talked about the squirrel akakaka
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Male 818
"oh wow this is a disturbing picture. Do any of you see the ugly squirrel down there"
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Female 7
WELL, SOME GUYS LIKE WATCHING GIRLS WITH ANIMALS, WHY NOT A TREE?
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Male 264
DUDE: I DONT THINK ITS WORKING. JUST LET ME TAKE OF MY CLOTHES...OH YEA....
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Male 764
GIRL: FANCY ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? I HAVE NEVER SEEN I-AM-BORED ON THE PORN MAGAZINE SHELF
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Male 1,086
THIS WILL GIVE FOX NEWS SOME MAJOR RATINGS!! TAKE THAT YOU TED TURNER OWNED BITCHES!
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Male 167
"MYTHBUSTERS - DO UBER FAT MEN GET ERECTIONS?"
"PLAUSIBLE"
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Male 167
FAT MAN: "UHH...CAMERA`S UP HERE."
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Male 334
NOW HERE WE SEE JANET SNEAKING UP ON THE EVER SO ELUSIVE `CHILD MOLESTER` IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.
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Male 25
NOW WHERE DID I PUT MY TELESCOPIC LENS?
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Male 3
HONEY, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS HOW ALFRED EISENSTAEDT GOT STARTED?
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Male 182
*RECALLING A DREAM*
SO THEN I WENT TO BONE MY GIRLFRIEND, BUT SHE SAID THERES WAS NOOOO WAY..."
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Male 1,086
THIS WILL SAVE CABLE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!
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Male 182
NO NO NO, DON`T LOOK AT THE ERECTION!
SHEESH, AMATEURS...
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Male 2,796
SOMEWHERE THERE`S A PICTURE OF AN OBESE, FAT, NAKED HERMAPHRODITE TAKING A PICTURE OF A FAT, HAIRY, HALF-NAKED MAN AND A FULLY CLOTHED HIPPIE.
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Male 3
FOCUS MARY, THE EMOTION WE ARE GOING FOR IS LUST NOT DISGUST!
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Male 4
AFTER TRAILER PARK BOYS WAS OVER, RANDY DECIDED TO HAVE A GO AT PHOTOGRAPHY.
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Male 3
IF I CAN JUST SELL ONE OF THESE PHOTOS MARY, I`LL BE ABLE TO PAY THE DRY CLEANING BILL.
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Male 1,204
HONEY, WHY IS YOUR TREE SO STIFF?
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Male 42
ok i get the speedo but sandals? come on man have some dignity.
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Male 41
STEPHANIE DIDN`T THINK THIS WAS WHAT THE AD MEANT BY "EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY"
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Male 75
I THINK THAT`S MY MAIL-MAN!
(I HAVE A CREEPY MAIL-MAN)
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Male 37
"I AM GETTING SUCH A BONER RIGHT NOW"
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Male 363
"LIKE THIS?" *SPROING* "AWWW, YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT..."
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Female 367
AL GORE STARTED TAKING HIS LOVE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT TOO FAR AFTER HE STARTED PHOTOGRAPHING THE "TREE HUGGERS GONE WILD" CALENDAR.
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Male 112
I THINK THE CAMERA IS BACKWARDS.
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Female 738
"WHY MOM AND DAD DIDN`T LET ME GO TO ART SCHOOL..."
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Male 36
THE STALKER WAITS BEHIND A NEARBY TREE WHILE HER VICTIM TAKES A PHOTO OF A ROBIN
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Female 1,652
GIRL: "PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS JUST A ROLL OF QUARTERS..."
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Male 4,793
"YOU THINK THATS BAD? YOU SHOULD SEE THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PICTURE OF THE GUY TAKING A PICTURE."
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Male 4,793
"GOOD THING I STOCKED UP ON BLEACH, IM GOING TO NEED IT FOR MY EYES."

or

"AFK BLEACHING EYES."

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Male 3
POSTMODERNISM: WE ARE TAKING PICTURES OF HORNY, FAT, BALDING GUYS TAKING PICTURES
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Male 1,853
WHY, YES, HANNAH. I DID GET A HAIRCUT. THANKS FOR NOTICING!
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Male 162
"RUSSIAN PORN SURE AIN`T WHAT IT USED TO BE"
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Male 1,853
I`D LIKE TO SAY YOU`RE TURNING ME ON, CHERYL, BUT I`M JUST NOT FEELING THAT YOU`RE TOTALLY FOCUSING ON THIS SHOOT. IS THERE SOMETHING ON YOUR MIND?
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Male 326
THE REAL GRIZZLY MAN
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Female 2,044
"OH NO, I THINK YOU GOT A TWIG STUCK ON YOUR UNDERWEAR. NO, I WONT TAKE IT OUT FOR YOU..."
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Female 2,044
BUT DAD, I DIDN`T MEAN THAT KIND OF WOOD...
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Female 1,963
THE DAY THAT MARIA`S DREAMS OF A GLAMOROUS MODELING CAREER WERE SHATTERED.
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Male 247
"UM... IGOR... I THINK I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TOPLESS IN MY PANTIES, AND YOU TAKE THE PICTURES AND THEN POST THEM ON THE INTERNET," SAID SVETLANA.
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Male 2,788
THEN, SHE REALIZED THAT THE TREE WAS TOO FIRMLY STUCK TO THE GROUND TO BE PULLED OUT AND USED AS A DEFENSIVE WEAPON.
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Male 3,819
GIRL: WOW! THAT`S A NICE PAIR FLIPFLOPS!
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Male 260
"IF THIS DOESN`T GIVE YOU THAT EXCITED LOOK, NOTHING WILL!"
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Male 701
WHY ARE YOU HUGGING THAT? I GOT YOUR HARDWOOD RIGHT HERE.
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Male 4,793
"MARIO AFTER A PORN OBSESSION AND MAJOR ALCOHOLISM.
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Male 2,788
"NO NO, LOOK HIGHER! AT THE CAMERA!"
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Male 1,086
I TAKE IT...YOUR NOT INTERESTED IN ME...
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Male 1
AFTER INEXPLICABLY LOSING HIS MOTIVATION TO SWIM AND CONTINUING HIS 12,000 CALORIE "MUNCHIE" DIET, MICHAEL PHELPS IS FORCED TO FIND A NEW PROFESSION.
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Male 4,793
"REVERSE PORN"
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Male 889
LARRY TOOK CASUAL FRIDAY A LITTLE TOO FAR THIS WEEK..
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Female 326
"I SEE THAT IT`S NOT JUST THE TREE THAT`S HARD...."
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Female 1,231
"SUCH A NAUGHTY GIRL... YOU`RE GETTING A SPECIAL GIFT FROM SANTA THIS YEAR!"
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Female 728
I-I`M SORRY, I`M ALREADY TAKEN...BY THIS TREE.
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Female 326
"NO, SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN JUST TAKE MY MONEY."
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Male 11
IS THAT A ZOOM LENS IN YOUR PANTS?, OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME!?
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Male 3
I KNEW SHE WOULDN`T NOTICE IF I TOOK MY CLOTHES OFF. I AM SUBTLE. AWESOME!!!
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Male 19
SOMETIMES, OPPOSITE DAY IS A GOOD THING.
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Male 394
Caption : DURING AN ART THERAPY SESSION WITH ONE OF MY PATIENTS HE ASKED ME TO HUG THE TREE IN EXTREME TERROR, NOW I`M NOT A GOOD ACTOR BUT MY PATIENT BY FAR PREPARED FOR SUCH COMPLICATIONS.
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Female 134
I WONDER WHERE IS CAMERA CASE IS.
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Male 778
SPEECHLESS - THE ONLY WORD KNOWN TO DESCRIBE THIS SITUATION.
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Male 886
"ALRIGHT, LOVE, NOW SHOW ME DISGUSTED... THAT`S GREAT!"
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Male 889
YOU KNOW BOB, IN SOME CULTURES A CAMERA IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO STEAL YOUR SOUL...
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Female 12
OH BABY, I`M SIMPLY WOODY FOR YOU
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Female 354
THIS ISN`T WHAT I EXPECTED WHEN I POSTED THAT AD ON CRIGSLIST FOR A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
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Male 103
THERE`S AN URBAN LEGEND THAT IF YOU HUG A TREE A GUY WITH AN ERECTION WILL TAKE A PICTURE
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Male 84
GAZELLE PHOTOGRAPHY BY TONY LITTLE
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Female 1,386
It was then that Jill realized that the tree was too firmly rooted to be pulled out and used as a weapon.
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Male 528
ITS YOURS NOW THAT YOU STRETCHED IT OUT.
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Male 8
GIRL: DAD, CAN`T WE HIRE A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR MY SENIOR PICTURES.
DAD: WHY MUST YOU RUIN THIS FOR ME.
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Male 295
IF YOU STARE LONG ENOUGH, SOME PEOPLE CLAIM YOU CAN SEE AN UGLY PAIR OF MEN.
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Male 84
I LOVE TREE!
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Male 592
Attention, this is a notice from the New York City Parks Department: If you notice any suspicious packages, notify the authorities immediately.
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Male 528
AXE, FOR WOMEN.
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Male 1,086
PRON FOR THE GENDERPHILIAC...ALL ACCESS...
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Male 7
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG PAPA"
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Female 1,306
NICE PLACE FOR PITCHING A TENT, EH?
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Male 8
Got Wood?
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Male 1,086
POSE FOR THE CAMERA, HUN...OH, THIS IS GOING IN MY SECRET STASH!...WHOOPS, NO, NO...OF COURSE NOT...IT GOES IN THE SEARS CATALOGUE....RELAX...
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Male 51
YOU HOLD THE TREE STILL, WHILE I PITCH THE TENT...
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Male 7
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CHRIS HANSEN DOESN`T SHOW UP FOR "TO CATCH A PREDATOR"
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Male 84
OK HOLD THAT POSE..... AAAH YOUR A NATURAL, YOUR OUR NEXT COVER GIRL FOR THE SIERRA CLUB MAGAZINE.
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Male 451
IT HAD BEEN DAYS SINCE EMILY HAD SEEN HER YOUNGER BROTHER JONATHAN, AND SHE KNEW THAT IF SHE WAS EVER GOING TO ESCAPE, SHE WOULD HAVE TO BE STRONG
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Male 7
NOTHING SAYS FUN LIKE PICTURE DAY AT BIBLE CAMP!
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Male 976
UNFORTUNATELY SHE WAS LOOKING AT BIGFOOT, WHILE HE WAS HOLDING THE CAMERA.
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Male 451
ERNEST GOES TO JAIL: THE DIRECTOR`S CUT
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Male 84
COME ON DAD THIS IS REALLY WEIRD. COULD YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR RAIN COAT BACK ON.
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Male 2,582
Ahh, gotcha lion, and LOL at Primetimekin.
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Male 6
AND HERE IS THE NORMALLY SHY SASQUATCH TAKING PICTURES OF TOURISTS HIDING IN THE WOODS
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Male 1,468
... OH, MINER`S BACK!
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Male 8,300
> Negative_One
> Hey if the mods are judges they shouldn`t be allowed to submit, right?

Good point Neg. Judging is taken in turns, Fancy is judging this one so he can`t submit but the rest of us don`t get a say in judging this one so we`re cool. But our chances of winning are closer to zero than a nun`s chance of winning next year`s Miss Universe, because the natural assumption would be "favoritism". Still, we submit cause we just KNOW you want to read our hilarious captions :-)

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Male 889
BOY GEORGE TAKES A STAB AT STRAIGHT PORN AND FAILS MISERABLY.
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Male 8,300
SINCE CALIFORNIA LEGALIZED HIPPY/TREE MARRIAGE, PHOTOGRAPHER STAVROS BORAT HAS HAD PLENTY OF WORK...
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Male 451
ABOMINATION: STRANGE HAS COME TO MS. ERICA
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Male 7,933
SHE APPARENTLY DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE MEANT BY "GRAB THE WOOD"
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Male 889
THIS ISN`T THE BALD EAGLE JULIE WAS HOPING TO SEE ON THIS TRIP..
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Male 2,582
Hey if the mods are judges they shouldn`t be allowed to submit, right?
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Male 152
LARRY`S MYSPACE GIRLFRIEND HAD TO HOLD ON TO A TREE FOR SUPPORT WHEN SHE REALIZED WHAT NATURE-LOVING AND PHOTOGRAPHER ACTUALLY MEANT
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Male 28
LOOK AT THE BIRDIE, SMILE, SAY CHEESE!
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Female 1,082
GOT WOOD?
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Female 1,516
GIRL: "SO YOU`RE SURE THIS IS HOW TO GET NOTICED IN HOLLYWOOD?"

MAN: "HUH? WHAT`S THAT? YEAH... YEAH OF COURSE BABY, YOU`RE GOING TO BE A STAR!"

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Male 8,300
> coconutnut
*fap* *fap* *fap*. This isn`t a caption

*flop* *flop* *flop* This isn`t an Open Forum
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Male 1,468
1 - I THOUGHT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SIX PACK ABS... BUT I GUESS IT WAS ONE PACK FLABS.

2 - OH, THIS PICTURE IS SO HOT! JUST LOOK AT THAT GUY`S SILKY SMOOTH ARMPITS!

3 - JUNO 2: DESPARATION

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Male 8,300
OK NOW GRIP THE SHAFT WHILE I TAKE THE PHOTO`S... NO NOT THAT ONE...
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Male 14
BILL : YA SEE JACKIE THIS IS HOW YOU SHOOT A SEXY PICTURE NOW GET IT RIGHT OR ILL NEVER MAKE IT ON THE COVER OF THE SWIMSUIT EDITON OF SPORTS ILLUSTARTED...

JACKIE: MY RIGHT EYE IS VOMITING...AND I THINK MY LEFT ONE JUST COMMITED SUICIDE...YEP IT DID

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Male 451
UM...ACTUALLY NO, I`M NOT GONNA NEED TO SEE YOUR RESUME...NOW HOLD STILL DARLIN`
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Male 9
AFTER HAVING TO SELL MOST OF HIS PERSONAL BELONGINGS ON EBAY, WALTER HEFFMAN TRIED TO BEGIN A NEW CAREER, THIS TIME TAKING EROTIC PICTURES OF WOMEN WITH TREES

QUOTE:http://www.snopes.com/photos/risqu... NSFW :-O

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Male 8,300
OH WAIT, I JUST RE-READ THE ASSIGNMENT OUTLINE... I THINK ITS *YOU* THAT`S SUPPOSED TO STRIP TO YOUR UNDIES...
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Male 30
I-A-B Mods Gone Wild
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Male 2,395
DON`T GET CAMERA SHY, JUST IMAGINE ME IN MY UNDERWEAR
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Female 15,763
JOE "SIX PACK" HAS NOW BECOME JOE "BEER BELLY".
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Male 10,440
I ONLY GO OUT WITH GUYS THAT ARE THIS BIG.
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Male 386
I THOUGH FANCY SAID IN THE DESCRIPTION THAT HE WEARS AN IAB SHIRT TO WORK EVERYDAY.
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Male 451
GERALD KNEW HE WOULD NEED A BETTER PROFILE PICTURE IN ORDER TO ATTRACT HIS TARGET AUDIENCE
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Male 13
NO REALLY I AM ANNIE LEIBOVITZ
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Male 1
FAT GUY WITH CAMERA + HOT GIRL POSING = MASTURBATATION FOR REST OF FAT GUY`S LIFE
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Female 275
CRAIGSLIST TALENT GIG: YOU`RE DOING IT WRONG(?)
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Female 15,763
IN 500 YEARS, THIS IS WHAT THE STORK BRINGING THE BABY STORY TURNS IN TO.
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Male 119
BIGFOOT TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE BUT IT TURNED OUT BLURRY. IN THE END, NO ONE BELIEVED HIM THAT HE SAW AN ACTUAL HUMAN.
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Male 7,378
wood?
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Male 386
SOFT CORE HIPPY PORN, YEAH THAT`S ABOUT WHAT I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE LIKE.
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Male 19
THE REASON WHY GAP IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: FROM BEACH TO FOREST, BUSINESS OR PLEASURE, THIS SPORT SPEEDO IS THE PERFECT GARMENT FOR ALL OCCASIONS
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Male 889
NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY TIMBERLAKES` DICK-IN-A-BOX, PLAYBOY UNVEILS THE NEW FAG-IN-A-FOREST.
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Male 2
SO THIS IS WHAT JACK AND JILL DO UP THE HILL.
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Male 17
MY COMPUTER JUST EXPLODED.
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Male 281
PROOF WE NEED TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING!
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Male 496
[url]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3138/paedojpgks3.jpg
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Male 451
WILDBOYS GONE WILD
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Male 161
AND WITH THIS, JOHN DISPROVED THE THEORY THAT IF YOU HAVE BIG FEET, YOU HAVE A BIG DICK.
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Female 32
TREES WEREN`T THE ONLY HARD WOOD IN THE FOREST THAT DAY.
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Male 451
YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH
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Male 886
JUST BE GLAD YOU DIDN`T SEE THE GUY WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE
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Male 889
JOE THE PLUMBER WILL DO ANYTHING TO EXTEND HIS FAME NOW THAT ELECTION SEASON HAS PASSED..
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Male 156
WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHRIS HANSEN IS ON HIS LUNCH?! THIS ONE NEEDS CATCHING RIGHT NOW!
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Male 156
DAVID WAS SO KEEN TO `GET CREATIVE` THAT HE FORGOT THE CAMERA FILM FROM HIS PANTS POCKET...ALONG WITH HIS DIGNITY
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Male 889
NEW SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLAIMS HAVE BEEN FILED AFTER THE VLADIMIR PUTIN TOPLESS CALENDER SHOOT TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST..
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Male 2
SMILE FOR PEDOBEAR
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Female 10
YOU WOULD OPT FOR THE TREE TOO.
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Male 3,819
..QUIET NOW. QUIET NOW -- WE DON`T WANNA SCARE THEM AWAY.

HERE, WE HAVE THE SEXUAL PREDATOR IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT. NOTICE THE MALE`S STANCE, HIS TUFT OF CHEST HAIR, AND PROTRUDING BELLY. THESE ARE TERRITORIAL WARNINGS TO ANY OTHER MALES IN THE AREA. NOW, IF YOU WATCH CLOSELY, WE MAY BE ABLE TO CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIM PREFORMING HIS MATING RITUAL... OYE, HE`S A REAL BEAUT, INNITEE?

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Male 889
THE ROMANIAN VERSION OF THE SIMPSON`S ISN`T SHAPING UP TO BE AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL..
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Male 64
NOW YOU DO ME
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Male 889
IN STORES NOW:

SEINFELD SEASON 5 THE COLLECTORS EDITION. WITH NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE!

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Male 196
SAY EREC...ER, CHEESE!
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Male 451
STEPHANIE DECIDES TO CANCEL HER EHARMONY ACCOUNT
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Male 173
SWITCH CLOTHES. NOW.
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Male 1
Who Would Have thought Having 8 more kids, would draw so much attention! Even Randy from the Trailer Park Boys wants in on it!
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Male 196
OH...I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR TRA LA LA. MMM...YOUR DING DING DONG.
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Male 889
COMING SOON:

TRANSPORTER 12: WE NO LONGER GIVE A F***.

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Male 34
EVERY TIME YOU SMILE FOR A PICTURE, I TAKE OFF ANOTHER PIECE OF CLOTHING. NOW SAY "CHEESE."
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Male 31
WALKING AWAY FROM HIS COMPUTER, EXHAUSTD, JAMES LEARNS THE MEANING OF THE PHRASE "CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR."
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Male 426
WHAT THE GUY FROM FANBOYS DID BEFORE MOVIES
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Male 1