High Five Escalator

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Rob gives 2,000 high fives standing by the escalator during the morning subway commute in NYC.
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Female 493
O__O

So many people.

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Male 431
kind of like touching brett michaels once
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Male 431
5000 high fives in a nyc subway... he now has and has transmitted every disease known to man
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Female 965
I wanna do that. o.o
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Male 1,164
so free hugs and free high fives are fine... yet everytime i go to a carpark and offer free sex i get arrested. the world is unfair
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Male 3,463
2000+ people, and still thousands more that passed him up.
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Male 155
would definately have to remove the top the layer of skin off because of all the smells and fluids people would give u.
but i love high fives. so it would be worth it.
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Male 9
It`s like the free hugs only NY style!
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Male 276
I love the bohemian ness fo these videos
such random yewt simple design to them
it is brilent
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Male 485
coffee, probably something to do w/ the fact that they`re made to be funny
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Male 30
Only in NYC.
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Female 78
How fun. I would smother my hands with sanitizer later
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Female 1,604
I find these sort of things funny for some reason..
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Female 741
later he died from a horrible disease
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Female 15,763
Hand sanitizer!

Haha.

But seriously, people are too paranoid when it comes to germs.

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Male 2,199
taking over the world... one high-five at a time
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Female 652
lol i think those people were initially afraid it was some kind of terrorist thing
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Male 603
JimboH: "Gross. High Fives = Transfer of Fecal Matter -- I avoid that and shaking hands and touching stuff."

MechBFP: "JimboH, grow up."

I was really just thinking about the old Saturday Night Live Skit where Tim Meadows (I believe) played a guy in a commercial for glasses that could detect fecal matter. He goes in for a job interview or something and puts the glasses on right before shaking the interviewer`s hand. Of course, he sees fecal matter all over the place and leaves. It was pretty funny.

...ah, good times.

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Female 33
Yeah, as someone having just been in the NY subway, I hope he washed his hands afterward.
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Male 1,837
in other news, over 2000 people in an NYC escalator get a strange case of SARS...
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Male 142
Is it just me or did the people in the far lane look jealous cause they couldn`t give Rob a high five?
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Female 75
I think he`s very brave to stand with a sign above his head saying `ROB` i.e
``Damnit, where`s my Rolex?``
``Oh, ha ha, your NAME`S Rob, ah..Erm, sorry mate...here you go``!!
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Male 458
Theres been free hugs and now free high fives. Someone needs to take it to the next level and offer free kisses. lolol.
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Female 1,401
it`s good every now and then to let some stranger on the street know you care by smiling or saying hello... or giving 2000 high fives on an escalator
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Male 953
FÜCK that`s worse then the guy licking the pole in the subway car.
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Male 2,148
I would walk back down the stairs and go back up the escalator again. I could use a good high-five.
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Male 4,867
i wouldve licked my hand :P
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Male 3,322
Lazy: That`s New York City. For them to look you in they eye means their happy!

(I`m just kidding!)

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Female 231
That made me happy. Make a high five, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands.
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Male 2,388
im willinng to bet he just spread ass everywhere. Also awesome
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Male 428
i would lick his hand
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Female 761
Damn, I was just at that train station Saturday and not one person even smiled at me, who the hell is this joker?
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Male 817
davymid: "Wow. Lots of OCD germophobes in here! Relax guys, you can always wash your hands afterwards. No-one ever contracted leprosy from giving a dude a high five..."

Pfft, Tell that to my other hand that had 5 fingers once upon a time. I high fived a guy because of my love for the high-five with my five fingered hand, contracted leprosy and it fell off. This statement offends me.

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Male 10,440
doesnt look like the people are too happy. But whatever.
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Female 360
imagine all the diseases on his hands. ewww!!
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Male 185
He better wash his hands before his next fap.
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Male 16
ha, thats great!
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Male 12,138
Wow. Lots of OCD germophobes in here! Relax guys, you can always wash your hands afterwards. No-one ever contracted leprosy from giving a dude a high five...
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Male 266
Yes jimboH im sure that right after that he went and licked his hands just to see what they tasted like -.-
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Male 3,322
I wonder if that`s a record.
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Female 710
That was cute.
But imagine how many germs he had on his hand afterwards, lol.
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Male 813
JimboH, grow up.
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Female 1,653
That`s brilliant
but I`ll bet his hand hurt afterwards
and pity the poor guy behind him holding up the sign for 45 minutes straight.
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Female 168
Aww, that`s cool.
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Male 603
Gross.

High Fives = Transfer of Fecal Matter

I avoid that and shaking hands and touching stuff.

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Female 129
I want a high five!!!
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Female 400
Haha when I read the description I thought of this exact station and escalator to do the high fives on because its SOOOOO long. It makes you dizzy.
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Male 621
HA, that`s mint.
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Male 295
What a way to totally cheer up somebodies morning. I love it.
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Female 390
Rob is the boi.
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Male 1,894
the high five sound effect at the end sounded more like the you are whipped sound effect.
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Male 817
As a six fingered person, this video offends me.
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Male 357
Not a good idea during cold and flu season.
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Male 196
Better wash that hand...
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Male 271
before giving the high fives rob stuck his hand in a vat of ricin. have a nice day
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Male 959
fair play to him. he could have given them wedgies.
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Male 20,196
Link: High Five Escalator [Rate Link] - Rob gives 2,000 high fives standing by the escalator during the morning subway commute in NYC.
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