Hey Mom, Meet My New Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

You"re going to love her -- she"s really into religion and the Bible.
There are 122 comments:
Female 44
its to clean to be a guy
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Male 10
"Why does everyone assume this is even a girl? Looks kinda like a guy to me..."

Because guys don`t have exaggerated curves like women or get tattoos on their lower back. DOI!!!

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Female 961
i love the ass crack at the end.
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Male 144
this is just as rediculus as getting a cross as a tramp stamp
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Female 203
she`s a tramp! just an ironic one...

Mkaes u think twice about ur wedding vows...

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Male 247
Why does everyone assume this is even a girl? Looks kinda like a guy to me...
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Female 177
Who did she think is going to read all that?
Even if there doing her from behind. :/

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Male 45
Well thats a good excuse to do her from behind.
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Male 904
now i can learn, and have intercourse!
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Male 301
beyond a tramp stamp?

less than a tramp, more than a stamp

how about tramp(in relation to most religious women) verse

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Male 173
moar rawr :o
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Female 86
Did anyone else notice that the top of her crack is a little darker than it probably should be?
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Female 735
i thought it said in the bible not to get tatoos...
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Female 13
that`s pretty hot.
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Male 247
Boredx12 - how about right smack in the middle, "it`s" should be "its".
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Male 274
practicing yoga?
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Male 234
Why do I feel so tempted to say "Well now the guys have something to read while they are..." I will let you fill in the rest.
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Male 1,153
overly religious weirdo
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Female 1,653
All those words and yet not one, as far as my feeble eyes can tell, misspelling.
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Male 1,164
could it not have just given the book along with the passage number etc lol
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Male 4,546
However I say my retarded name is irrelevant, it`s still pretty obvious how you spell it. You realize this is all in writing Devi right?
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Male 2,049
Tattoos are nothing but permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.
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Male 240
Hmm, I wanna launch a map of the Philippines all over it...
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Male 2,229
plus later she either wash it off, or laser it off. Whope di-do
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Male 2,229
Wow, people, its a tattoo. Who gives a rats ass that`s long, spelled incorrectly, or has bad grammar. Its her body and money.
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Female 1,496
It`s not its. Unless its it.

Seriously BAAAASAALALALALTGHHGHT however the drat you say your retarded name.

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Female 1,496
That is the lamest tattoo EVER! I am like embarrassed for that girl (guy?). First off it is long. The dude ass drating you is not going to read it, oh he will jizz on it, he won`t read it. Which version of the bible did they use? The one that has pooty grammatical errors every other word? OH I WISH DEAR LORD I COULD MEET THIS TRAMP IN REAL LIFE SO I CAN SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN I TELL HER HER TATTOO IS UTTER poo!
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Male 4,546
Barrooo: I get the impression some people aren`t too fussed about either of those criteria either.
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Female 24
Ugh I really din`t read that. Lol.
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Female 13
Yeah okay then. Im SO sure she`s a good girl. B-[
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Male 4,004
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why you took the time to read the entire novel on the back, spell check it, and completely miss the apostrophe.

Assuming you think it reads "no limit to its faith"
But I haven`t noticed another "its" in there.

Although, there are inconsistencies. Such as random upper case letters "There are Three things that last forever". Also, lame tattoo.

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Male 413
Lionhart "All those who say "I would tap that a*s... what`s your criteria? That it`s alive and moves?"

Yes, anything else is self limiting

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Male 1,297
i bet she gets laughed at in the locker room
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Male 1
i already had her....
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Female 53
Nothing like an oversized gramatically incorrect tattoo
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Male 3,431
I`d feel guilty every time...but I`d do it anyhow.
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Male 288
those are some killer hips
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Male 4,546
"Possessive pronouns are the one case where using "`s" to show possession does not apply.
-- Akin to: his, hers or theirs."

Didn`t my message end saying almost exactly that though?

"Currently however, "its" is its own word, like his and her.

So:
He -> His.
She -> Her.
It -> Its."

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Male 2
Oh, and Baalthazaq, "It`s" is only ever a contraction of "it is".
Possessive pronouns are the one case where using "`s" to show possession does not apply.
-- Akin to: his, hers or theirs.
Then again, we wouldn`t be having this discussion if it read:
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Male 807
I see cornhole.
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Female 193
foiled again
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Female 193
its just another non-nice individual lol
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Female 193
wow a brownie
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Male 2
You know, Blackcat71388, you being a girl -- I`m really hoping you`d be feeling just a little bit dirty doing her from behind anyway...
-- In a good way.

Well done, after years of visiting IAB, you just got the first comment out of me.

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Male 109
... ?

For some reason this seems ironic... maybe it`s just me.

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Male 4,546
I prefer the it`s for possessives.
Lucy`s. The thing belonging to Lucy.
Bob`s. The thing belonging to Bob.
Faith`s. The thing belonging to faith.
It`s. The thing belonging to it.

It just makes more sense. Also bear in mind in older English, an apostrophe would have been appropriate, as the old word structure would have been "It his book" along with "Bob his book". This later got shortened to take away the "his" and turn it into `s.

Currently however, "its" is its own word, like his and her.

So:
He -> His.
She -> Her.
It -> Its.

Hope that helps instead of completely confuses everyone. :P

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Female 15,763
THAT`S WHAT I WAS THINKING, BLACK!

But maybe it could give you something to like.. read... you know, some people read and sh*t, maybe others like to read and f*ck.

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Male 426
Blakcat71388
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
"I would feel so dirty if I was doing her from behind. "

I would`nt with you =0

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Female 193
...lol Blakcat71388..
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Female 876
I would feel so dirty if I was doing her from behind.
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Male 906
i wanna see what she has written on her tits...
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Male 247
Nice tramp stamp you got there Sister Christian.
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Male 15,510
Awe man, that is also my favorite love quote *high five*
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Male 8,302
All those who say "I would tap that a*s... what`s your criteria? That it`s alive and moves? I mean it aint exactly petite and sexy...
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Male 488
fake....

im kidding

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Female 741
what a ho
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Female 652
gives you something to read while you`re doing it
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Male 12,138
vv Well spotted boredfjord. If there`s a greater failure than having a tattoo, it`s having a tattoo with a typo.
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Male 430
Wonder what it will say when shes 60
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Male 603
"Ooh, and she got an `it`s` instead of an `its` tatooed on, that sucks."

Maybe the apostrophe is just a mole... but it`s not.

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Male 928
Ooh, and she got an "it`s" instead of an "its" tatooed on, that sucks.
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Male 60
_Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
740 Posts Tuesday, February 10, 2009 4:09:45 PM
Peding further pictures....I would tap that ass.
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Apparently, so would Jesus.
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Male 20
Well agreed undeadonion, hopefully it`s just photoshopped but I`m starting to lean towards no.
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Male 740
shopped maybe?
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Male 1,788
pending*
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Male 1,788
Peding further pictures....I would tap that ass.
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Female 660
who will be reading this..wouldn`t it be kinda weird if you`re "busy" with someone and you stop them to read ehmm their back?
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Female 213
A bible verse tramp stamp. Now I`ve seen it all. Time to pack up the internet and go home.
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Male 4
Ahh i cracked it
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Male 603
Culture + Class = This tatoo.
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Female 48
lol crakrjak
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Male 17,512
Leviticus 19:28

She should`ve read the above first.

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Female 1,516
In 30 years it will say...

lkdsajfioueqiwpourqwjdafkjhadsjfha due to wrinkled, sagging, stretchmarked skin.

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Male 356
wait, are those embedded links i see on her back? what happens if i click them...
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Female 481
lmaoooo.
Keith`s comment just made me laughhhh (:
Godddd.. I go to a Christian school and I believe in God and everything but I ALWAYS fight with my Bible teacher and I mean LITERALLY FIGHT with him. He`s like 8 or 9 years older then me wich makes it even funnier.
The other day we were fighting about if you think being gay is a choice or something your born with..
He believes you make the choice but I beg to differ :)
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Male 2,440
ROFL

I just saw this verse earlier today. What are the odds?

X D

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Male 2,591
This chick meets FFB requirements, Fine From Behind.
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Female 2,672
hehehe, isse her butt
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Female 43
Lionhart,....Why is this a question?

Elvi739, I`m with you on this...


New Testament: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, 1 Corinthians, 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 Thessalonians, 2 Thessalonians, 1 Timothy, 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, James, 1 Peter, 2 Peter, 1 John, 2 John, 3 John, Jude, Revelation

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Male 8,302
Elvi, you`re correct, that`ll teach me to post to IAB before I`ve woken up.
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Male 30
Woulda been funnier if it said slippery when wet or exit only.
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Male 8,302
I just picture a priest saying "And now Mary will lead us all in a reading from Corinthians..." and she goes up front, turns around, bends over and drops her dacks, and the entire congregation just sit there reading it aloud in that drone they do. Then the priest says "That was good everyone, but there is no `O` at the end of the reading..."
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Male 458
Tramp stamp is usually not one of the best places for a biblical reference.
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Female 406
whoooaaa, buttcrack.
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Male 1,803
Elvi739, why on earth would anyone want to memorise all the books of the bible?!
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Male 394
That`s one of my favorite verses, it really should not be on someones backside >.<
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Male 817
Hazman: "Errr NSFW? Little bit of bung hole a showin`"

That`s a bung hole? And here I thought it was the ink well.

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Male 701
And where is that "NSFW?" :P
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Female 481
Lionheart, yes there is a 1 Corinthians.
I had to memorize all of the books of the Bible. It goes 1 Corinthains, 2 Corinthians, Galations, and Ephesians, Phillipians, Collosions nah nah nahhhh.
I have a song :)
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Male 3,255
Ohh ignorance. You`re so funny sometimes.
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Male 889
The Bible never made so much sense until now.
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Female 4,197
...original?
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Male 8,302
I have a full-body life-size tattoo of myself tattooed over my entire body, the tattooist did a great job with the colour matching and detail.
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Male 1,085
Hawt...the crack that is....
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Male 92
Errr NSFW? Little bit of bung hole a showin`
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Male 8,302
I assume its meant to be Corinthians 1:13, there is no I Corinthians. If she eats any more burritos, she`ll have Esther 8:9 on her butt cheeks*

[quote]*Longest verse in the Bible[/quote]

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Female 75
"GEoDLeto- Reading material for when one shows his love for her doggy style?" Tee Hee, just what I was thinking! Great delay tactics!!
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Female 481
That`s really, really weird. Who would do that?
and it must have hurt :(
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Male 315
ROFL QUAINTNESS
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Male 315
Well, that would keep me from dating her.
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Male 1,086
That`s one wise ass girl.
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Female 1,401
YOU CAN SEE HER COIN SLOT!
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Male 135
Nice crack.
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Male 2,395
That`s so profound...
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Female 531
well think, when she gets married instead of the reader having to trudge all the way up to the pulpit and take out their reading glasses to see that tiny bible print, all they have to do is lift up her dress and the reading is clear as daylight!
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Male 817
No bible thumper jokes yet?

For shame IAB!

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Male 536
Classic IAB humour Alice :D
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Female 5,139
I don`t want to be the one to say it..but since nobody else has....
are we certain that this is real?
something about it doesnt look real to me, i can tell from the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.. ;)
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Female 688
lawl backfat.
nice tattoo.
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Male 451
and i suppose the 23rd psalm is tattooed across her twat
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Male 242
Reading material for when one shows his love for her doggy style? 0:-)
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Female 9,557
Any guy would love to read that verse before going to sleep.
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Male 5,314
"like my own face accross my back"

like steve-o

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Male 1,894
I always wanted to get a full body tatoo of myself, only 2 inches taller.
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Male 817
moojuiceman, why your own face? Why not a tattoo of your own back on your back!!!
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Male 2,388
lols i would love to read that bareback :>
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Male 4,867
that proves shes devoted to god....and has a nice butt
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Male 1,894
that is he strangest "tramp stamp" I have ever seen.
Also, can I borrow a quarter for the coin slot?
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Male 14,331
Wow what a horrible waste of a nice butt.
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Male 924
hmm, if i ever got a tattoo, the bible is not something i would choose as inspiration...it`d be something cool...like my own face accross my back
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Male 20,825
Link: Hey Mom, Meet My New Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`re going to love her -- she`s really into religion and the Bible.
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