Green Porno: A Day In The Life Of A Bee

Submitted by: Jewsus 8 years ago in Funny

"And then... My penis breaks off!"
There are 52 comments:
Male 58
"Who gets up one day and suddenly says im going to make bee porn!!!"


Who wouldn`t?

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Female 1,386
Hm... uhm... well then.
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Male 40
Why the hell would anyone waste part of their life to make this? The bee mating part was just... strange? scary? funny? I`m surprised YouTube hasn`t taken this off.
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Female 84
O_O wut?
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Female 46
Who gets up one day and suddenly says im going to make bee porn!!!
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Female 141
I am very amused.
That is all I am going to say.
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Male 274
ive gotta go with crappy and creepy
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Male 650
Wow. I didn`t know Isabella Rossellini had a penis.. or should I say.. used to.
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Male 71
There goes one of my ideas for an afternoon. No sex with bees now!
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Male 985
LOL this is so dam messed up, but true
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Male 1,263
I actually burst out laughing at this.


...that`s sad.

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Male 2,076
bleeding to death from loss of penis :-/ one of the worst ways to go.
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Male 42
And the moral of the story is: Don`t have sex with bees. It will end badly.
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Male 436
Hahahahaha.

"I`ve never actually said what the drat while watching something before"

Same here.

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Female 145
I totally submitted this link like months ago...damn it...damn it all to hell
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Female 723
....................I have been speechless lately. This video moreso than most.
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Female 1,082
wtf?
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Male 109
lol that was so funny, yet pretty serious at the same time O_O
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Male 208
I`ve never actually said what the drat while watching something before
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Male 47
ouch.... the thought of death with no penis is frightning and painful
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Female 97
What the hell did I just watch? Lmfao
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Male 1,244
That was pretty entertaining
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Male 372
I found it very funny. I had no idea it was actually supposed to be serious...
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Male 674
Normally she is a somewhat respected actress, but this... what the hell?
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Female 15,763
That was made ALL the better with her accent.
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Female 140
shes like a crazy drama teacher from a highschool
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Male 10,440
`I will die without my penis`. Yea that sounds about right.
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Female 121
that was weird
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Male 153
WTF of the day?
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Male 588
It`s a little more dramatic then that. In order to mate the male has to invert his reproductive organs so his penis is on the outside. This explosion can be heard as a pop. The male dies as a result of the explosion. The female may also mate with several males, after clearing the previous one out of her reproductive organs.

Info: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW9tmsw--...

Honeybees are unique among other wasps and bees because the females (except the Queen) have a barbed stinger, therefore capable of stinging only once. The bee dies within minutes when it flies away, leaving behind it`s stinger, and sometimes venom sacks and some of it`s organs. Although they can sting other bees without getting their barb stuck apparently. Queens bees and wasps can sting repeatedly as their stinger is not barbed. Male honeybees and some other species of bees and wasps do not have stingers at all.

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Female 69
and i might add...i kinda felt weird watching the rest of the vid starting at the 1:40 mark...i want to laugh at silly she looks but this is just too weird.
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Female 69
That woman in the beginning is from Death Becomes Her(film)...idk how i remembered that.
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Male 265
ahahahaaa... That was weird as hell but I`m laughing.
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Male 1,788
That was too artsy and weird for me.
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Male 4,680

Died from blood loss after his penis broke off whilst having sex mid-flight.
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Female 1,306
it was like a really...really...really weird interpretive dance on the life of bees.
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Female 1,682
so.....bees break thier penis`s off, into other girl...bees? woah. nature is drating weird. though now i know about bees XD
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Female 538
LOL "I would die.... without my penis" she needs help
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Female 1,545
Bees are such cool little bugs.
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Male 11,740
What the hell? I think Isabella Rosselini was on drugs when she wrote that.
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Female 1,427
"At first i thought this was for children. Kool didnt know bees needed their peis to live."

Only because they`d bleed to death.

Just like if you ripped off a human`s penis.

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Female 38
and now i know everything I never wanted to know about bees
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Male 264
Can someone please explain to me what I just saw...>_<
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Male 2,313
She has a whole series of videos where she dresses as a lot of different kinds of bugs.
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Male 2,388
At first i thought this was for children. Kool didnt know bees needed their peis to live.
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Male 701
Somebody give her a movie, or something. She`s got time on her hands.
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Female 75
I`ve developed a strange girl/ bee crush!!
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Male 817
Heh, I just saw her in the movie Monte Walsh the other day.
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Male 9,306
Nice use of props and set. :) Cool vid.
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Female 160
wow O.o so wrong! but i guess thats how it is with bees
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Male 4,547
I`d totally concede that fight from the get go.
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Male 58
Link: Green Porno: A Day In The Life Of A Bee [Rate Link] - `And then... My penis breaks off!`
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