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Date: 02/11/09 09:12 AM

52 Responses to Green Porno: A Day In The Life Of A Bee

  1. Profile photo of Jewsus
    Jewsus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Link: Green Porno: A Day In The Life Of A Bee - `And then... My penis breaks off!`
  2. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
    I`d totally concede that fight from the get go.
  3. Profile photo of TeChNo_RaVe
    TeChNo_RaVe Female 18-29
    160 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:04 am
    wow O.o so wrong! but i guess thats how it is with bees
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Nice use of props and set. :) Cool vid.
  5. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Heh, I just saw her in the movie Monte Walsh the other day.
  6. Profile photo of dirty_blue
    dirty_blue Female 18-29
    75 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:26 am
    I`ve developed a strange girl/ bee crush!!
  7. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Somebody give her a movie, or something. She`s got time on her hands.
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:32 am
    At first i thought this was for children. Kool didnt know bees needed their peis to live.
  9. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
    She has a whole series of videos where she dresses as a lot of different kinds of bugs.
  10. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Can someone please explain to me what I just saw...>_<
  11. Profile photo of redink55
    redink55 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 11:53 am
    and now i know everything I never wanted to know about bees
  12. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    "At first i thought this was for children. Kool didnt know bees needed their peis to live."

    Only because they`d bleed to death.

    Just like if you ripped off a human`s penis.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    What the hell? I think Isabella Rosselini was on drugs when she wrote that.
  14. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
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    February 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Bees are such cool little bugs.
  15. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    LOL "I would die.... without my penis" she needs help
  16. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    so.....bees break thier penis`s off, into other girl...bees? woah. nature is drating weird. though now i know about bees XD
  17. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    it was like a really...really...really weird interpretive dance on the life of bees.
  18. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Died from blood loss after his penis broke off whilst having sex mid-flight.
  19. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    That was too artsy and weird for me.
  20. Profile photo of krath
    krath Male 18-29
    265 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    ahahahaaa... That was weird as hell but I`m laughing.
  21. Profile photo of kinkkitty620
    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    That woman in the beginning is from Death Becomes Her(film)...idk how i remembered that.
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    kinkkitty620 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    and i might add...i kinda felt weird watching the rest of the vid starting at the 1:40 mark...i want to laugh at silly she looks but this is just too weird.
  23. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    It`s a little more dramatic then that. In order to mate the male has to invert his reproductive organs so his penis is on the outside. This explosion can be heard as a pop. The male dies as a result of the explosion. The female may also mate with several males, after clearing the previous one out of her reproductive organs.

    Info: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW9tmsw--...

    Honeybees are unique among other wasps and bees because the females (except the Queen) have a barbed stinger, therefore capable of stinging only once. The bee dies within minutes when it flies away, leaving behind it`s stinger, and sometimes venom sacks and some of it`s organs. Although they can sting other bees without getting their barb stuck apparently. Queens bees and wasps can sting repeatedly as their stinger is not barbed. Male honeybees and some other species of bees and wasps do not have stingers at all.

  24. Profile photo of Braber01
    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    WTF of the day?
  25. Profile photo of greazytings
    greazytings Female 13-17
    121 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    that was weird
  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    `I will die without my penis`. Yea that sounds about right.
  27. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    shes like a crazy drama teacher from a highschool
  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    That was made ALL the better with her accent.
  29. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    Normally she is a somewhat respected actress, but this... what the hell?
  30. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    I found it very funny. I had no idea it was actually supposed to be serious...
  31. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    That was pretty entertaining
  32. Profile photo of triSARAtops
    triSARAtops Female 13-17
    97 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    What the hell did I just watch? Lmfao
  33. Profile photo of Senocno
    Senocno Male 13-17
    47 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    ouch.... the thought of death with no penis is frightning and painful
  34. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I`ve never actually said what the drat while watching something before
  35. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    lol that was so funny, yet pretty serious at the same time O_O
  36. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    wtf?
  37. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    ....................I have been speechless lately. This video moreso than most.
  38. Profile photo of Insanity_cow
    Insanity_cow Female 18-29
    145 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    I totally submitted this link like months ago...damn it...damn it all to hell
  39. Profile photo of Sajo
    Sajo Male 18-29
    436 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Hahahahaha.

    "I`ve never actually said what the drat while watching something before"

    Same here.

  40. Profile photo of Bossesmamma
    Bossesmamma Male 18-29
    42 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    And the moral of the story is: Don`t have sex with bees. It will end badly.
  41. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    February 11, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    bleeding to death from loss of penis :-/ one of the worst ways to go.
  42. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 12:01 am
    I actually burst out laughing at this.


    ...that`s sad.

  43. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 1:56 am
    LOL this is so dam messed up, but true
  44. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 4:04 am
    There goes one of my ideas for an afternoon. No sex with bees now!
  45. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Wow. I didn`t know Isabella Rossellini had a penis.. or should I say.. used to.
  46. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 8:42 am
    ive gotta go with crappy and creepy
  47. Profile photo of animadi
    animadi Female 18-29
    141 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I am very amused.
    That is all I am going to say.
  48. Profile photo of Sezzypops
    Sezzypops Female 18-29
    46 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Who gets up one day and suddenly says im going to make bee porn!!!
  49. Profile photo of MorgueDoll
    MorgueDoll Female 18-29
    84 posts
    February 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    O_O wut?
  50. Profile photo of 1realhunter
    1realhunter Male 18-29
    40 posts
    February 13, 2009 at 12:55 am
    Why the hell would anyone waste part of their life to make this? The bee mating part was just... strange? scary? funny? I`m surprised YouTube hasn`t taken this off.
  51. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    February 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Hm... uhm... well then.
  52. Profile photo of Jewsus
    Jewsus Male 18-29
    58 posts
    February 15, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    "Who gets up one day and suddenly says im going to make bee porn!!!"


    Who wouldn`t?

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