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I read here that he said "But the two most beautiful points remain with me" just before groping her.
haha what a legend.
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Some people (including me) already translated it, for real - read the comments.
OMG Angel, at least read the bloody comments!! There are at least 3 real, non-satiric translations that all say the same thing in the comments already!
Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...*SLAP*Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!"
Were I in a lolling mood, I would have lol`d. =)
Seriously though, it looked staged.
Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...*SLAP*Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!
The woman in question was a customer, but the fact that you`d ask the question shows that you have no understanding of the degree of sexism involved in this sort of thing. Which is fair enough - why would you? You`re never going to be on the receiving end of it and you`re conditioned every day to believe it never exists.
But if you were to apply your own standards without sexism so obvious that you can`t ignore it, you should think it would have been OK for me to at least savagely attack the woman, deliberately causing her extreme pain and perhaps killing her. Do you?
Would she get fired too for sexual harrassment?If not, that`s just unfair.
The Girl:are you nuts ??. dippoo.
The Guy:wow, it was just a joke...
The Girl: hahaha veeeerrry funny, nobody is laughing... so lets really distribute the points. zero points go to hans blomberg"
the funny thing is, he wasn`t even fired for this...
Also, yeah it`s prosecutable because sexual assault is unwanted touching/whatever of a sexual nature. If he touched her wrist, whoopee, wrists aren`t sexualized (..as far as I know. What are the kids doing these days?)
Anyway... what was I trying to say? Oh whatever, the guy is a douche.
I proved you wrong i-a-b! haha!
See, of course men can`t do that kind of stuff to women if they ever do something to us. Double standards?
And a resounding "I`d tap that" anybody?
An example, Poreka...
I was bending over at work when a woman came up to me, grabbed my genitals (from behind, through my legs) and said "Feel that!".
Obviously, what she did was far more extreme than what this man did. You consider what he did to be grounds for attacking him in a way that could be considered torture and could kill him.
So, what do you think I should have done to her?
Then bear in mind that if I had even just slapped her, I would have been sacked and perhaps prosecuted for assaulting a woman.
I would`ve given def smacked him hard enough for it to ring through the crowds and then when everyone was in shock - went for the knee to the nuts.
I mean, it`s friggin` sexual assault. What`s the difference? Sure, it`s minor, like punching somebody instead of stabbing them is "minor," but it`s still sexual assault.
I`ve seen things like this happen a number of times (esp. in New Orleans), and guys who are otherwise good people do crap like this and worse and tell people about it. It`s crazy.
If somebody did that to my wife or mother or somebody I cared about, I`d lose it. As it is, I`d step in if it happened to a stranger if she asked for help or looked like she needed it. I just don`t get how anybody thinks this is okay, but a lot of guys are willing to do this and much worse.
Guy: "I`m going to grab her boob and see how hard she`ll slap me. Here we go!"*Grab* *slap*Girl: "How was my slap?"Guy: "That was a pretty hard slap!"Girl: "Cool! Look, here`s some paper!"
See I know my IABers well.Myes, Myes I do.
Guy: The two most beautiful points, the two points of my beautiful Czech Susanka will definitely stay with me tonight (grabs girl, she smacks him)Girl: What`s wrong with you? Bloody idiot.Guy: It was just a joke.Girl: Funny. But nobody is laughing. â€¦ Ok, let`s do the points now. (reads from paper)
I have trouble in the school hallways.....