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91 Responses to German Show Host Grabs Girl, Gets Smacked

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Link: German Show Host Grabs Girl, Gets Smacked - You can`t say he didn`t deserve this.
  2. Profile photo of dellara
    dellara Female 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    lmao.
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    I loved the uncomfortable pause while the dick just looks at her, trying to figure out what just happened.
  4. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    deserved more than a smack...
  5. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    lmao he totally deserved that
  6. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    XD why didn`t she hit him harder?
  7. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    What a creep! D:
    What does he do off camera, I wonder?
  8. Profile photo of iAMzach
    iAMzach Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    what the hell was he thinking? translation anyone?
  9. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Why so serious?
  10. Profile photo of TeChNo_RaVe
    TeChNo_RaVe Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    if that was me, i would of left a mark that would of stayed there for weeks
  11. Profile photo of Swisskid10
    Swisskid10 Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Basically he said it was a joke, and she sarcastically said: ``funny``
  12. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    ha... that was great... you spot his embarrassment?
  13. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Why? That was so blatantly obvious?!?!?!? like!

    I have trouble in the school hallways.....

  14. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    unsub, translate this for us.
  15. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Um yeah what the hell. Why did he even think he could get away with that? Weirdo. Being on camera isn`t a free pass for sexual harassment you loser.
  16. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    it was about the distribution of the points at the qulification for the eurovision song contest.
    he first said:
    "the 2 most beautiful `points`, the points of my beautiful tzech Susan, they stay with me today" *grab* *slap*
    women: "are u crazy? jerk!"
    men: "just kidding"
    women: "funny, nobodys laughing"
  17. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    It`s a video from a song contest. And Red5TheFinn, here`s your translation:

    Guy: The two most beautiful points, the two points of my beautiful Czech Susanka will definitely stay with me tonight (grabs girl, she smacks him)
    Girl: What`s wrong with you? Bloody idiot.
    Guy: It was just a joke.
    Girl: Funny. But nobody is laughing. … Ok, let`s do the points now. (reads from paper)

  18. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    ohh sh*t hahahaha

  19. Profile photo of Aligirl964
    Aligirl964 Female 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    i dont get how that would be funny in any way
  20. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    what a tool
  21. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Thanks unsub,


    See I know my IABers well.
    Myes, Myes I do.

  22. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    If it were me, I wouldn`t have even bothered with smacking him. I would have just hauled off and punched his face in.
  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    What did he expect her to do, just sit there with his hand on her boob and laugh?
  24. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    prick. i would have hit him in the nose.
  25. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Owned.
  26. Profile photo of JGESS
    JGESS Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    he actually looked surprised by her reaction
  27. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    You see...If I was girl, I would encourage people grabbing my boobs.
  28. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    like a little boy who was surprised he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar
  29. Profile photo of shreder23
    shreder23 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    well duh opie. that would be the normal way to react. </sarcasm>
  30. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I want the translation to be:

    Guy: "I`m going to grab her boob and see how hard she`ll slap me. Here we go!"
    *Grab* *slap*
    Girl: "How was my slap?"
    Guy: "That was a pretty hard slap!"
    Girl: "Cool! Look, here`s some paper!"

  31. Profile photo of SarahJ86
    SarahJ86 Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    oh dear! Hope he was suitably embarrassed! Although Im sure thats one of the least cringe-worthy moments of Eurovision history.
  32. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    no Hanz... turns out copping a feel whenever u want is not ok...
  33. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Oh come on. That was hardly a smack. That was more of a friendly tap on the face. I was expecting someone to actually physically punch him in the nose.
  34. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    I hope the guy gets his notice. That`s simply not acceptable at any rate, in any circumstances. No it is NOT okay to grab the boobies of a girl and do as if nothing was wrong.
  35. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    how smooth.
  36. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I wouldn`t just smack him on the face. I`d push him over and kick his nads, what a jerk.
  37. Profile photo of JimboH
    JimboH Male 30-39
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    I`m no saint and am not trying to be holier-than-thou, but I hate when men think they can do this.

    I mean, it`s friggin` sexual assault. What`s the difference? Sure, it`s minor, like punching somebody instead of stabbing them is "minor," but it`s still sexual assault.

    I`ve seen things like this happen a number of times (esp. in New Orleans), and guys who are otherwise good people do crap like this and worse and tell people about it. It`s crazy.

    If somebody did that to my wife or mother or somebody I cared about, I`d lose it. As it is, I`d step in if it happened to a stranger if she asked for help or looked like she needed it. I just don`t get how anybody thinks this is okay, but a lot of guys are willing to do this and much worse.

  38. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Wow. A little friendly?

    I would`ve given def smacked him hard enough for it to ring through the crowds and then when everyone was in shock - went for the knee to the nuts.

  39. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I think her response was reasonable force in response to provocation, but the degree of violence some people are advocating is hugely excessive.

    An example, Poreka...

    I was bending over at work when a woman came up to me, grabbed my genitals (from behind, through my legs) and said "Feel that!".

    Obviously, what she did was far more extreme than what this man did. You consider what he did to be grounds for attacking him in a way that could be considered torture and could kill him.

    So, what do you think I should have done to her?

    Then bear in mind that if I had even just slapped her, I would have been sacked and perhaps prosecuted for assaulting a woman.

  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Translation: "I`m going to take this hand, and grab her poonka by the gazanka, and she`s too drunk to notice... slap... ok, waiter, another drink over here please..."
  41. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    "
    I wouldn`t just smack him on the face. I`d push him over and kick his nads, what a jerk."

    See, of course men can`t do that kind of stuff to women if they ever do something to us. Double standards?

    And a resounding "I`d tap that" anybody?

  42. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    He didn`t deserve this.

    I proved you wrong i-a-b! haha!

  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    I`m tempted to argue it wasn`t sexual assault because he didn`t try to reach INSIDE her top, just touched her on the outside, we humans are a bit weird that way, you can grab someone anywhere at all except this 4 inch area here... that`s prosecutable. BUT based on the overwhelmingly similar reactions from our female IAB`ers, I`m suspecting this sort of thing happens a lot more than I ever would have guessed... and certainly it wasn`t just grabbing her, but specific intent to grab her THERE, so I guess he deserves what he got. Put it this way, if she filed work-related sexual harassment charges against him, there`s no shortage of evidence!
  44. Profile photo of max5121
    max5121 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    haha i accidentally touched my girlfriends boob the other day. no slap though.:)
  45. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    So if some random person came up and laid on top of you, it wouldn`t be sexual assault because there was no skin-to-skin contact? Who cares if he didn`t go for under the shirt.

    Also, yeah it`s prosecutable because sexual assault is unwanted touching/whatever of a sexual nature. If he touched her wrist, whoopee, wrists aren`t sexualized (..as far as I know. What are the kids doing these days?)

    Anyway... what was I trying to say? Oh whatever, the guy is a douche.

  46. Profile photo of Jrockz
    Jrockz Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Hahaha anybody interested in the translation ?
    (the show was about parts of germany giving points to singers in order to find out who is going to represent the country at the eurovision song contest..)
    "The Guy: the most beautiful points, the two points of my lovely Czech Susanka, remain with me tonight hahaha. (grab and slap).

    The Girl:are you nuts ??. dippoo.

    The Guy:wow, it was just a joke...

    The Girl: hahaha veeeerrry funny, nobody is laughing... so lets really distribute the points. zero points go to hans blomberg"

    the funny thing is, he wasn`t even fired for this...

  47. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    "Then bear in mind that if I had even just slapped her, I would have been sacked and perhaps prosecuted for assaulting a woman."

    Would she get fired too for sexual harrassment?
    If not, that`s just unfair.

  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    he deserves a slap across the face, sure, but not a lawsuit.
  49. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    TR-Wolf:
    Haha, nice.
  50. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    "Would she get fired too for sexual harrassment?
    If not, that`s just unfair."

    The woman in question was a customer, but the fact that you`d ask the question shows that you have no understanding of the degree of sexism involved in this sort of thing. Which is fair enough - why would you? You`re never going to be on the receiving end of it and you`re conditioned every day to believe it never exists.

    But if you were to apply your own standards without sexism so obvious that you can`t ignore it, you should think it would have been OK for me to at least savagely attack the woman, deliberately causing her extreme pain and perhaps killing her. Do you?

  51. Profile photo of pigbenis
    pigbenis Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    He should have been slapped anyway for wearing that drating gay-ass jacket.
  52. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    lol should have made a fist instead, that way he might actually stand a chance of not trying it again
  53. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    We should have a Caption Contest for this one LOL. My entry:

    Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...
    *SLAP*
    Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.
    Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...
    Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...
    Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!

  54. Profile photo of fleafly
    fleafly Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    God, I hate when that happens *rolls eyes*

    Seriously though, it looked staged.

  55. Profile photo of dutchboy93
    dutchboy93 Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    I`m not totally sure what he was going for there. Generally groping on television is not a good idea. But hey it`s Germany.
  56. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    I`m pretty sure that was a joke... A bad one though.
  57. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    ha
  58. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    Maybe it was staged in a desperate attempt to get people talking about the contest, which is a joke that passed its prime decades ago.
  59. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    "We should have a Caption Contest for this one LOL. My entry:

    Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...
    *SLAP*
    Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.
    Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...
    Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...
    Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!"

    Very creative.

    Were I in a lolling mood, I would have lol`d. =)

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    Seak
    1500 posts
    February 16, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Embarassing!!
  61. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
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    February 16, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    good for him ...
  62. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    That was kinda awkward...
  63. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    he seemed so sure that that was okay.
  64. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    Someone who can translate this, for real?
  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    Yep, points for her. She wins.
  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    February 16, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    > Angelmassb
    > Someone who can translate this, for real?

    OMG Angel, at least read the bloody comments!! There are at least 3 real, non-satiric translations that all say the same thing in the comments already!

  67. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
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    February 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    no chance this one is scripted?
  68. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
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    February 17, 2009 at 12:47 am
    Maybe they were just trying to swat a fly...?
  69. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 12:59 am
    You know the reflex point on your knee? Well I reckon girls have this on their breasts. Every time you grab one it causes them to slap you around the face.
  70. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 1:30 am
    He pretty much raped her.
  71. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 2:36 am
    Jimbob is that really happened, our faces would be black and bruised after sex.
  72. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 3:10 am
    haha! why did he even do that?
  73. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:22 am
    lol pervy german tv presenter
  74. Profile photo of Clarkie_3
    Clarkie_3 Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 6:03 am
    lol, and then hey have to go on talking as if nothing happened even though they`re flustered.
  75. Profile photo of Boredx12
    Boredx12 Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Why does he chose to do this while the cameras are still rolling?
  76. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:12 am
    awkward!! lmao
  77. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Ach! Haben Sie das, Mutterficker! Was Shufts!
  78. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 8:35 am
    :-O ROFL
  79. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 11:06 am
    "Someone who can translate this, for real?"

    Some people (including me) already translated it, for real - read the comments.

  80. Profile photo of Grrracen
    Grrracen Female 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 11:48 am
    XD I love that they both get kinda flustered afterwards. Looks like they`re kinda struggling to seem not uncomfortable.

    Vote for me!I HAVE NO SHAME!
    http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlb...

  81. Profile photo of clone_of_god
    clone_of_god Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    "no, seriously I CAN HEAL BREAST CANCER!"
  82. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    February 17, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    haha i knew he said something witty

    I read here that he said "But the two most beautiful points remain with me" just before groping her.

    haha what a legend.

  83. Profile photo of bolives
    bolives Male 13-17
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    February 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    I assume that future meetings will be met with a sense being uncomfortable.
  84. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    February 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    boob grabbing ftw
  85. Profile photo of FxyRoxy777
    FxyRoxy777 Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    what a turd
  86. Profile photo of Itze07
    Itze07 Female 18-29
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    February 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    lmao!!! the guy is like wtf? and he doesnt know what do lol
  87. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
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    February 22, 2009 at 2:31 am
    awkward...
  88. Profile photo of Conejito1011
    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
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    February 26, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Hm, I would`ve smacked him a lot harder than that.
  89. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
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    April 30, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    She`s so mad, hahaha.
  90. Profile photo of cacacaca500
    cacacaca500 Male 13-17
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    December 18, 2009 at 6:48 am
    the girl was probably taking the piss out of the guy and calling him a dumbfack, but the guy will always remember the that squeeze...

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