German Show Host Grabs Girl, Gets Smacked

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago in Weird

You can"t say he didn"t deserve this.
There are 90 comments:
Male 93
the girl was probably taking the piss out of the guy and calling him a dumbfack, but the guy will always remember the that squeeze...
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Male 5,189
JimBob that better not be true. lol
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Female 167
She`s so mad, hahaha.
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Female 120
Hm, I would`ve smacked him a lot harder than that.
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Female 205
awkward...
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Female 16
lmao!!! the guy is like wtf? and he doesnt know what do lol
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Female 652
what a turd
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Male 2,591
boob grabbing ftw
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Male 69
I assume that future meetings will be met with a sense being uncomfortable.
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Male 1,153
haha i knew he said something witty

I read here that he said "But the two most beautiful points remain with me" just before groping her.

haha what a legend.

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Male 109
"no, seriously I CAN HEAL BREAST CANCER!"
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Female 101
XD I love that they both get kinda flustered afterwards. Looks like they`re kinda struggling to seem not uncomfortable.

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Female 924
"Someone who can translate this, for real?"

Some people (including me) already translated it, for real - read the comments.

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Female 965
:-O ROFL
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Male 690
Ach! Haben Sie das, Mutterficker! Was Shufts!
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Female 1,063
awkward!! lmao
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Female 1,653
Why does he chose to do this while the cameras are still rolling?
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Female 198
lol, and then hey have to go on talking as if nothing happened even though they`re flustered.
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Male 4,867
lol pervy german tv presenter
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Female 859
haha! why did he even do that?
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Male 493
Jimbob is that really happened, our faces would be black and bruised after sex.
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Male 807
He pretty much raped her.
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Male 639
You know the reflex point on your knee? Well I reckon girls have this on their breasts. Every time you grab one it causes them to slap you around the face.
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Female 1,264
Maybe they were just trying to swat a fly...?
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Female 326
no chance this one is scripted?
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Male 8,300
> Angelmassb
> Someone who can translate this, for real?

OMG Angel, at least read the bloody comments!! There are at least 3 real, non-satiric translations that all say the same thing in the comments already!

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Male 9,305
Yep, points for her. She wins.
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Male 15,510
Someone who can translate this, for real?
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Male 845
he seemed so sure that that was okay.
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Male 1,219
That was kinda awkward...
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Male 109
good for him ...
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Male 516
"We should have a Caption Contest for this one LOL. My entry:

Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...
*SLAP*
Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.
Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...
Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...
Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!"

Very creative.

Were I in a lolling mood, I would have lol`d. =)

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Male 12,365
Maybe it was staged in a desperate attempt to get people talking about the contest, which is a joke that passed its prime decades ago.
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Male 488
ha
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Female 1,963
I`m pretty sure that was a joke... A bad one though.
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Male 45
I`m not totally sure what he was going for there. Generally groping on television is not a good idea. But hey it`s Germany.
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Male 268
God, I hate when that happens *rolls eyes*

Seriously though, it looked staged.

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Male 8,300
We should have a Caption Contest for this one LOL. My entry:

Guy: And then you mix the chicken breast with the chives and knead them firmly... let me show you with this breast here...
*SLAP*
Girl: That breast isn`t on the menu.
Guy: Yes it is, here look at the script... page 3...
Girl (reading): Oh yes, right here before page 4... where we have to crush the nuts to add to the sauce...
Guy: CUT, CUT, CUT!!!!!!!!

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Male 1,297
lol should have made a fist instead, that way he might actually stand a chance of not trying it again
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Male 14
He should have been slapped anyway for wearing that drating gay-ass jacket.
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Male 12,365
"Would she get fired too for sexual harrassment?
If not, that`s just unfair."

The woman in question was a customer, but the fact that you`d ask the question shows that you have no understanding of the degree of sexism involved in this sort of thing. Which is fair enough - why would you? You`re never going to be on the receiving end of it and you`re conditioned every day to believe it never exists.

But if you were to apply your own standards without sexism so obvious that you can`t ignore it, you should think it would have been OK for me to at least savagely attack the woman, deliberately causing her extreme pain and perhaps killing her. Do you?

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Male 777
TR-Wolf:
Haha, nice.
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Male 10,440
he deserves a slap across the face, sure, but not a lawsuit.
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Female 710
"Then bear in mind that if I had even just slapped her, I would have been sacked and perhaps prosecuted for assaulting a woman."

Would she get fired too for sexual harrassment?
If not, that`s just unfair.

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Male 22
Hahaha anybody interested in the translation ?
(the show was about parts of germany giving points to singers in order to find out who is going to represent the country at the eurovision song contest..)
"The Guy: the most beautiful points, the two points of my lovely Czech Susanka, remain with me tonight hahaha. (grab and slap).

The Girl:are you nuts ??. dippoo.

The Guy:wow, it was just a joke...

The Girl: hahaha veeeerrry funny, nobody is laughing... so lets really distribute the points. zero points go to hans blomberg"

the funny thing is, he wasn`t even fired for this...

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Female 1,677
So if some random person came up and laid on top of you, it wouldn`t be sexual assault because there was no skin-to-skin contact? Who cares if he didn`t go for under the shirt.

Also, yeah it`s prosecutable because sexual assault is unwanted touching/whatever of a sexual nature. If he touched her wrist, whoopee, wrists aren`t sexualized (..as far as I know. What are the kids doing these days?)

Anyway... what was I trying to say? Oh whatever, the guy is a douche.

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Male 272
haha i accidentally touched my girlfriends boob the other day. no slap though.:)
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Male 8,300
I`m tempted to argue it wasn`t sexual assault because he didn`t try to reach INSIDE her top, just touched her on the outside, we humans are a bit weird that way, you can grab someone anywhere at all except this 4 inch area here... that`s prosecutable. BUT based on the overwhelmingly similar reactions from our female IAB`ers, I`m suspecting this sort of thing happens a lot more than I ever would have guessed... and certainly it wasn`t just grabbing her, but specific intent to grab her THERE, so I guess he deserves what he got. Put it this way, if she filed work-related sexual harassment charges against him, there`s no shortage of evidence!
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Male 541
He didn`t deserve this.

I proved you wrong i-a-b! haha!

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Male 1,204
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I wouldn`t just smack him on the face. I`d push him over and kick his nads, what a jerk."

See, of course men can`t do that kind of stuff to women if they ever do something to us. Double standards?

And a resounding "I`d tap that" anybody?

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Male 8,300
Translation: "I`m going to take this hand, and grab her poonka by the gazanka, and she`s too drunk to notice... slap... ok, waiter, another drink over here please..."
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Male 12,365
I think her response was reasonable force in response to provocation, but the degree of violence some people are advocating is hugely excessive.

An example, Poreka...

I was bending over at work when a woman came up to me, grabbed my genitals (from behind, through my legs) and said "Feel that!".

Obviously, what she did was far more extreme than what this man did. You consider what he did to be grounds for attacking him in a way that could be considered torture and could kill him.

So, what do you think I should have done to her?

Then bear in mind that if I had even just slapped her, I would have been sacked and perhaps prosecuted for assaulting a woman.

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Female 1,436
Wow. A little friendly?

I would`ve given def smacked him hard enough for it to ring through the crowds and then when everyone was in shock - went for the knee to the nuts.

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Male 603
I`m no saint and am not trying to be holier-than-thou, but I hate when men think they can do this.

I mean, it`s friggin` sexual assault. What`s the difference? Sure, it`s minor, like punching somebody instead of stabbing them is "minor," but it`s still sexual assault.

I`ve seen things like this happen a number of times (esp. in New Orleans), and guys who are otherwise good people do crap like this and worse and tell people about it. It`s crazy.

If somebody did that to my wife or mother or somebody I cared about, I`d lose it. As it is, I`d step in if it happened to a stranger if she asked for help or looked like she needed it. I just don`t get how anybody thinks this is okay, but a lot of guys are willing to do this and much worse.

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Female 710
I wouldn`t just smack him on the face. I`d push him over and kick his nads, what a jerk.
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Female 761
how smooth.
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Male 237
I hope the guy gets his notice. That`s simply not acceptable at any rate, in any circumstances. No it is NOT okay to grab the boobies of a girl and do as if nothing was wrong.
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Male 164
Oh come on. That was hardly a smack. That was more of a friendly tap on the face. I was expecting someone to actually physically punch him in the nose.
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Male 2,199
no Hanz... turns out copping a feel whenever u want is not ok...
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Female 495
oh dear! Hope he was suitably embarrassed! Although Im sure thats one of the least cringe-worthy moments of Eurovision history.
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Male 1,557
I want the translation to be:

Guy: "I`m going to grab her boob and see how hard she`ll slap me. Here we go!"
*Grab* *slap*
Girl: "How was my slap?"
Guy: "That was a pretty hard slap!"
Girl: "Cool! Look, here`s some paper!"

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Male 799
well duh opie. that would be the normal way to react. </sarcasm>
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Male 2,076
like a little boy who was surprised he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar
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Male 1,556
You see...If I was girl, I would encourage people grabbing my boobs.
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Male 431
he actually looked surprised by her reaction
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Male 600
Owned.
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Female 1,082
prick. i would have hit him in the nose.
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Female 15,763
What did he expect her to do, just sit there with his hand on her boob and laugh?
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Female 446
If it were me, I wouldn`t have even bothered with smacking him. I would have just hauled off and punched his face in.
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Male 1,556
Thanks unsub,


See I know my IABers well.
Myes, Myes I do.

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Male 322
what a tool
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Female 115
i dont get how that would be funny in any way
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Female 681
ohh sh*t hahahaha

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Female 924
It`s a video from a song contest. And Red5TheFinn, here`s your translation:

Guy: The two most beautiful points, the two points of my beautiful Czech Susanka will definitely stay with me tonight (grabs girl, she smacks him)
Girl: What`s wrong with you? Bloody idiot.
Guy: It was just a joke.
Girl: Funny. But nobody is laughing. … Ok, let`s do the points now. (reads from paper)

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Male 970
it was about the distribution of the points at the qulification for the eurovision song contest.
he first said:
"the 2 most beautiful `points`, the points of my beautiful tzech Susan, they stay with me today" *grab* *slap*
women: "are u crazy? jerk!"
men: "just kidding"
women: "funny, nobodys laughing"
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Female 1,677
Um yeah what the hell. Why did he even think he could get away with that? Weirdo. Being on camera isn`t a free pass for sexual harassment you loser.
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Male 1,556
unsub, translate this for us.
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Male 1,556
Why? That was so blatantly obvious?!?!?!? like!

I have trouble in the school hallways.....

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Male 338
ha... that was great... you spot his embarrassment?
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Male 103
Basically he said it was a joke, and she sarcastically said: ``funny``
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Female 160
if that was me, i would of left a mark that would of stayed there for weeks
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Male 355
Why so serious?
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Male 606
what the hell was he thinking? translation anyone?
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Female 1,142
What a creep! D:
What does he do off camera, I wonder?
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Male 359
XD why didn`t she hit him harder?
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Female 590
lmao he totally deserved that
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Male 1,837
deserved more than a smack...
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Male 4,593
I loved the uncomfortable pause while the dick just looks at her, trying to figure out what just happened.
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Female 148
lmao.
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Female 1,605
Link: German Show Host Grabs Girl, Gets Smacked [Rate Link] - You can`t say he didn`t deserve this.
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